THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF | Mawaan Rizwan

[Aamna500]

Those freshiie that stalk yuue

[Aamna500]

When yuue forget what you need

[Aamna500]

When sum1 keeps rubbing your past in yuuur face,

[sibzism]

A lot of things piss me off, but the SINGLE MOST ANNOYING thing in the world (to me) is when a guy writes..."YOUR well fit, I should OF asked you out" GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! get your fucking English right!!!! Oh, please can you have a bash at doing a Northern accent like from Liverpool, or Manchester or Blackburn or something...? I'd love for you to have a northerner in your characters! :-)

[SpannerScrew]

Things that piss me off

1.) When people describe themselves as 'random'

2.) The colour fuchsia

3.) When I can only get rid of an itch by scratching inside my nose

4.) Velour tracksuits

5.) The Wanted

[IWISHIwasEuropean1]

Why are you so hot? Its insane

[SanaZ1126]

I hope the burger is halal.

[marilouuuful]

hahahaa you made me laugh, i'm gonna make a video >:}

[10deathgem]

i cant stop laughingg!! lmao!!

[barbiedoll177]

LOL

[Ana1louise]

Burgerrr!!

[jimjimjamjo]

u just wasted 8.54 minutes of my life!

LOL

[daniyellowjello]

@jimjimjamjo and you took another minute of your precious time to write comment?!?! lol

[nomezy101]

he's such a fuckin genius!!!

[Sitara04]

do ya ? do ya ? do ya?

[MegaDino0000]

BEERGUH burgeeh burger

[iluvpie20101]

dudee your funny and hot ! i got low black pants people at my school xD

[CombatMachine4]

Ok luigi.

[arielramos09]

Hahahah why is a hammer in the kitchen?

[TheKellysmelly]

fuck ur hot!!!

[graceamandacolleensa]

LMFAO ! Peace off ! Had me rollin' !



[devyangel77]

u r hot ... thumps up if u agree

[machadomichael4]

igygg==9v yGEFGWEGF GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[PopRockerPrincess]

@L3wanai Lol.. typing fail.. I meant people who DONT listen to me.

[PopRockerPrincess]

@L3wanai OMG! Those piss me off too! Lol. Perverts, Endless complains, and people who listen are the WORSE!!! XP

[Bwatsz]

some annoying couples snogging and getting TOOO comfortable =S get a rooom!!!

[rainbowpink21]

One thing that pisses me off is when people say lol or gtg or ttyl or anything like that because I think it is really gay, i mean it really isnt that hard to say haha or bye i have to go and noone at my school does that anymore and it seems kind of like something a little kid would do because they think they're cool.

[rainbowpink21]

so the other day i drank 2 large ice coffes 30 minutes before bed for some reason and i went to be at 11 pm and fell a sleep at the earliest of 3 am. I woke up at 5 am cause i had to get to school early. I got 2 hours of sleep and I wasn't tired, I actually had more energy than I usually do. Another wierd thing was that I didn't crash from it at all so yeah.

[thellamanator1]

r u on twitter?

[ReeZesV]

I didnt unsubscribe.... I had to create a whole new youtube account n delete the old one:( very irritating process...

soooo LauraMoressa is now ReeZesV :D

n all ur video's rock!!!

WOOT

[LillysRandomness]

redundancy..... lol GET IT?!?!?! jk 

[WR3STL3]

1. Annoying loud people. 2. Products made in china that always break. 3. Politicians 4. Gay people that talk like girls. 5. Waiting in lines. 6. Fags that protest soldiers deaths. 7. Fat Americans that give the real Americans a bad image. 8. When your running and get a cramp. 9. When that fat bitch farts in the muggy elevator. 10. Loud people at the theater eating their popcorn

[AyyFaith]

hoovering? lol that's great.

[kitsha1403]

Funny. I can relate to some of the things you mentioned.

[pinkslipperz16]

MARRY MEEE

[akhtarzaiaziz]

you just wasted nine minutes of my life watching this video exclamation mark lol im just joking u made a banging video which pissed me off

[Ren090485]

Hahaa!! I just wasted 9 minutes of my life watching that shit......JOKE!! Lol. This was actually a really cool video. You should get pissed off more ofen; so funny!! And maybe get into standup!! ;)

[TheFirstKazekage]

"got five dollars.................please­...?" Laughed my ass off xD that sounds just like me

[vampiahblood94]

I like the way you say photo >w<

[ubisoft5126]

when you go past someone and you both sidestep then ur facing her/him the you sidestep again and so do they

[kalinga01]

when I try to buy shoes but they don't have any my size because my feet are too FUCKING BIG!!!! (size 14 mens, over 1 foot long)

[JustHeena]

LOL!

'I'll back hand you for that'

LOOOOOL you never fail to make me smile!

You're so Awesome..

being Awesome. :)

[PeterrPanicc]

NO, I don't have any money, PISS OFF!

I love this boy.

[UpYourJam102]

HAHA "subtcribe"

[pritikanz]

I LOVE YOU YOU ARE SO AWESOME!

[beeechable]

, hha ghee your fricken crack up'

, loving your accent' :)

[bigchoncho]

OMFG I FUKIN LOVE THIS GY SOOO MUCH! THUMBS UP IF U THINK SO TO!

[ZacEfronLuva1295]

its not ketchup either, its tomato sauce! lol (:

[pidstoo]

man ur nuts :D in a good way hahah

[schmoyo8]

IM PISSED OFF THAT I WASNT PISSED OFF 10 MINUTES BEFORE I POSTED THIS COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[crazyjosephine]

" well i think my mom is making curry and rice?"....

lol i wish.

[Zombie12359]

Ahhhh iFrekinn Love yurr accentt<3 . . . Andd yu have to eat tissue paperr . . . For dinnerXD

[WeakenedAngel]

Oh god, you're hot!

[zackhare90]

the way he says photo

[kikilola]

ketchup not catch-up!!!! loved it lol

nice shirt btw!!

[L3waNai]

1.When I like a top or a pair of shoes in the store and they dont have my size

2.loud people on the bus and crying babies (arghhhh)

3.Endless complains

4.when am talking to someone and they are not listening lol (makes me wana slap em )

5. kids in my neighbourhood

6. Perverts

7.  toilet paper runs out when U badly need it lol

8. Periods lol

and the list goes on lol

[enald123]

love the DJM reference 7:18.Lol

[dragblade501]

5* stars for the nend

[WiiMiiGirl7]

i wanna see how u look without facial hair O.o

[HardBodyJVAD]

ITS NOT THERE!, its not there, ITS NOT THERE!, its not there, the hammer is not there!! lmaoo!

[maryam707]

wow chippynleah what a hater

[BmxDom2k10]

You just wasted 8 minutes and 54 seconds of my life -_-! hehhehe ;) Im joking :P

[chippynleah]

you piss me off wankerr

[chippynleah]

saddoo, and noo i dont hav any money: things that piss me off: YOU!!!

[SomuNayak]

your amazing. I love you. i wish i lived with u so i could be laughin all the time <3

[Dez2x5]

Ya got $5?

[Dez2x5]

Miss do you have 20 bucks me

No

Stuff u miss

[Numbuh7]

Lol so cute xD

[GilaArms]

Hah good job u made me watch the whole video and izz a very funny video!!

[Iwantatelescope]

Even if you didn't say anything, I would actually enjoy watching all your different expressions ;)

[Thegrimreaper4lyfe]

u gat 5 dallas...........plz...

[OneWomenProductions]

Burger. BERgah, Buurgeer... I'm starving i should just eat it.

[Fashionstar117]

This Is Sooooo Funny!! You're Soo Cute And I Love Your Accent!!!!!! Alot Of The Things That Make You Mad, Makes Me Mad Too!

[NayNay2291]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO. <3 TOOOOO FUNNY. It's Ketchup! What the hell is "Catch up"? LOL

[NaRkoNarKy]

YOU ARE NOT UGLY VERY ATTRACTIVE!!!! PS NOT A BOY!!!!!!!!

[FMLreanactments]

You just made 8 minutes and 54 seconds of my life totally awesome:D

[xfauziax]

hahahahaha

[bellaEJotd]

i love your accent!

[LilNelly707]

Well now you have 1 more subscriber "burga"

[jjassk]

this guy is a fucking moron !!!!v i accedently picked on this and it was a huge mistake !!!! LATER!!

[iSugarFairy]

lmaoo omgg yourr accenntt~ *wiggleeee* xD its soo awesomee~!

[desigurl2235]

I WUV YOU!:)

i loved the end!!

[lexiiounce14]

hahahaha ! oh my goth ! yur so funny ! i luved the end ! " yu shud do the same . " :D " heh ? " hahahahaha !

[greatcomedian]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool

burger

no moneyy

[BloometteForever]

Wow you're so crazy LOL what was that at the end ??!!

Anyway, I'm french & if I pronounce Ketchup like u, I pronounce Mayonnaise differently.

What personally pisses me off is when I don't get what u say cuz I'm french & so sometimes, understanding what u say is a little bit hard, especially cuz the British accent is even harder. During the first 3 minutes, I didn't get most of the things, but then after I got everything & that was hilarious !!

Hum, you're sexy ^^

~Love from Paris~ <3

Elsa

[emoboyzzrcute]

i was laughing sooo hard when you were talking about the picture taker not being able to take the picture !!

--Bianca

[PartyPrincess4561]

when your trying to by a burger BURGER burger HAHA :L

[shilpie95]

pho-oooo :))

hahaha, i love the way you say photo! XDDD

<3

[Keyblades21]

what the hell are you saying? 0:34

[BlakLotus]

Lolz "Hoovering". I love the bluetooth moment :D.

[LexyAAA]

I love when people say piss off. lol

[Hurtnaruto15]

nice man ur really funny! but that last part(not the burger thing but the 5 star thing with ur nose) was weird

[kevin48151612]

only thing that pissed me off was u STFU

[RabyBaby360]

lol just askin r u lke britsh arab LOL always wanted to know lol LUV UR VIDS ;)

[missunreliable]

3:45 the look xD

the weid close up screen thing xD PMSL

[Alias1495]

Now that you mention it, he does look Indian.

[itsrealove]

You just wasted 8 minutes and 54 seconds of my life exclamation point

POST COMMENT :D

[ambiibambiihere]

hahahaha! What an AWSOME video ! at least someones proving a point :L lol

[shadowgz88]

you wasted 8 minutes and 54 seconds of my life!! JOKE! kewl vid

[idontgiveadamn1000]

katchup

mayonose

[Alias1495]

Cool, an Australian Youtube comedian. It's nice to hear someone that doesn't have a Hispanic or regular American accent like where I live...

[myheadissore]

...he's english, the furthest away from Australia you can get.

[GR1MMJOWW]

@Alias1495 LOL australian...

[ladhkay]

@Alias1495

he's not australian you twat but a British born of Indian origin

[narutorox1818]

LOL at the guy trying to take your picture : D

Happens every time : P

[dacaow2]

man ur so retarded. i think u need to just take ur camera and any footage u may have and sell it for ur freakin burger. so dumb. not right

[XsafzX]

loool this iss soooooo funny hahaa

[dddsucks]

god this guy is annoying

[joewizard100]

people unsubscribe becuz ur not so funny and your annoying. sorry but its true.

[PartyPrincess4561]

@joewizard100 : if you don't like him don't watch SIMPLE.. :D

[Bri5099]

hahahah your hilarious :) thanksss

[sthomas44UCO]

i took a shit and i think that was funnier than you man....

[marris42]

get that checked out

[jailcell24]

BUGER BAGER berger

[megamegahi]

you've wasted 8:54 of my life!

[johnnyrainbow123]

you just wasted 8:54 of my life

[gso1214u]

hehe!

[iiTyP3AUTH3NTiC]

SMH @ F0-0H...PHOTO MAYBE? :D

[sasha5lamp]

haha I say kAtchup...

but Im American :P

[beautifulldisaster09]

Seriously, the hands free thing was so true! I HATE that! Especially since the person could have given you fair warning. Lol.

[1soccerprodigy]

lol u rock

[AlkaGuptha]

HILARIOUS! hehehe can't stop laughing!!! keep 'em coming!!! =D

[Lassy518]

ahaahahahahahahaaha i just died a little inside. the burger sequence kills me. you kill me. :D

[mOcosHOT]

lmfao !!!

[Flashguy95]

burger BURGER burger! lol

[BamBamBamzi]

Loooooooooooool

[awesomesports1]

When people tYpE LiKe tHiS! It is so annoying.

[raremuslima]

you remind me of baba Ali a little bit. lol.

[MadeWithCheese]

SHEHT mehn. <3

[Scurvyforall]

People who spell Weird, weird

People who leave their buggies infront of the entrance

Eating their Dixie's next to me on the bus. PISSS OFFFFFFFF

Youngins/Black people who gotta follow the loud with no concern for other people around them in public stereotype

[mishka909]

Girl you so funny

[xhannahfan4lifex]

haha 5 stars

[DaNO324]

"can u take me a fo o"

hahahah thats friken funny!!

[Imerdjan]

you talk so weird o.O

[blueberrybbyx3]

but i love his accent

[Imerdjan]

Lol Dude... xD

[onnu23]

nice vid man i got the same phone as u nokia n95 8gb ftw! lol

[darrensphantomlover]

"U got five dollaz?"

LOVE IT.

[002EiNAHPEtS]

I LOVE YOUR ACCENT!

& your sooo funny :D

[homechillinbiscit]

when people don't understand what im saying and i explain to them but they still dont get it and it's like WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ENGRAVE IT IN YOUR PENIS! and then someone else explains it and they're like 'ohh yea,.'

[tinkerbellfreek]

AAAAHH I WANT TO MARRY U SOOO BAAD!!!

okay, responding to ur vid....it was hilarious... like all of ur videos ( :

burger... moving on

[Britshgirl26]

Lol sooo funneh! Chu is awesome!

[LaurenAndLareb]

I loveee yuee !!

yurr awesomeee !!

[o2smartmouth]

Does he look stoned to you or is it just me?

[HiggleddyPiggleddy]

i would marry you if i could :>

[uwukillnevertell]

You know what pisses me off? The fact that I can't have your accent. :(

[stskf93]

Woahhh. I didn't know anyone pronounced mayonaise how it was spelled I always say "mehnezz"

[chocopandabuffalo]

buuurger.... BURGER! burger! lol

moving on!

[lillie03]

lmaoo thts happened to meh ill go get suttin nd i see iht in the spot everyday when i need iht..ihts no where to be found fuck-a-doodle doo

[leala7]

lol im like agreeing on EVERYTHING YOU SAIDD !!!!!!!!

LMAAAOOOOO

u make me laugh :)

[cutelilbabe101]

the money thing is spot on!

[goswitzerland517]

chewing gum?! ON ZE FLOOR! lmfaooo omg

[freaklyktaz]

LOOOOL i new there was a reason i subscribed to u!!

ahahahaahahahahaha

gd stuff keep it uppppp!!

[xoxoDar]

LMAO

5 stars it is ;)

[alciekowabunga]

HAHAHAHAH LOVE IT!

people in malaysia pronounce it M-EYE-OH-NAYSS. with a hard S on the end. SO irritating. your voice is cute. and your accent is sweeeet.

[twoolup]

That was freaking amazing ;)

that just made my day. :)

[slipknotmetalhead13]

man u should get a better video cam but ur vids r still gud

[zalagurl]

BURGER BURGER BURGER burger!

[KakashiMyHero]

lol the end is the best! "you should do the same :D" lol

[zalagurl]

OMG what is up wit the music?

[xmade2last]

Lmao i know!

[zalagurl]

LOOOOOOOOVE IT!!!

[zalagurl]

nvm i sound dum! Yes that is ur real accent !!

[zalagurl]

Is that ur real accent?

[krazeyperson2008]

hahahaha.i really did rate it 5 stars and i subscribed too!