The Jenkem Song (Sucking the Gas from Your Poo)

[elazarezekiell]

i dont wanna pay even one dollar for the weeds to just get high i am not spending my money for the weeds to get high anyway if i love the weeds i will plant weeds in my home yard

[noscopebitchwhat]

I get high off jenkem from my dog Bandit.

[fucketaboutit]

I enjoy it.  I make my own and also use Celebrities Poo to create "exotic" strains that can be sold for Big Bux! Jennifer Assiston is my most popular blend and runs about 700 dollars for a very small 4 oz bottle.

[yahiwantpizza]

come take a hit jenkems the shit

[simonredeight]

2:43 lol

[nlester97]

Lol this almost made my pee myself

[MalcolmXcrement1]

What a shitty vid

[utuber7667]

so i guess now when something bad happens to somebody and someone laughs at them and says " suck shit " they just might.

[Statikhed]

38 people didnt get high.

[hitemlowert]

These guys are fucken idiots. What the fuck? They look like the black Eyed Peas on crack. All three of these guys, should shut the hell up and stop making dumb videos such as this one. Why would anyone do such a thing and yet still think they are funny? Jenkem? Those sick fucks! What are they doing with Jenkem that they need to sing about it?

[FrobblOo]

@hitemlowert angry jenkem addict lol

[stainsofshit]

She is wrong.. It's not from Africa, those two poo chasers founded that jenkem "shit." They started out sucking each other's farts out of their asses. Google will tell ALL

[DJstoopnig]

Tell the girl in the video to marry me.  RIGHT NOW!

[candacegoogoo]

no puns intended but this shits funny......stoopid lmfao! funny vid though

[nk3007]

I would totally inhale that girl's shit gas

[10ahorn]

@nk3007 lol

[jamzt94]

This video made me laugh.

[z0mby]

fkn so jenkd rite now damnnn

[Vassenato]

huff jenk all day err day

[sumdrumbum]

huff jenk errrrday

[herralfredo]

I just sswwwa this vidia jenkd out of mi mindñ and it's fuckinghh jilariouss

[StreetBallaGumby]

LMFAO "SUCK YO SHIT MUTHA FUCKA!!!!"

[Wraith7216]

Frickin hilarious!!!

[EndlessTurtles]

Its not the methane that gets Zambian children high (the only group known to do this on any large scale), in fact, the kids leave an opening in their bottles to let the methane excape for the most part. As for the chemical that does cause the high, I'm not quite sure.

[Melibuful]

you are retarded if you actually think that Jenkem is legitimate. happy ass-sucking

[muckypuck]

Great video guys! I laughed my jenkem off!!

[madtripper90]

this is all a load of bullshit. It's just methane not a halucinogenic gas. METHANE ISN'T HALUCINOGENIC! Although I've convinced one of my friends to try it LOL

[Nordicrebirth]

Losers

[STUP1DlD10T]

lol sew there assholes shut!

[rlwieneke]

This butthash stuff explains what is the matter with obama. He is doing this stuff.

[mikeymidnight420]

my friend made some of this i thought he was crazy turned out i tripped my balls off for 18 hours strait ill never go back to meth or wacky tabacky again!

[PHH92]

thats disgusting

[DarthVil]

I deal jenkem. Seriously, if people are STUPID enough to want to suck shit fumes, I'm happy to provide it for them. I've got a few customers now who would rather pay Me $50 per balloon than to risk someone finding the fermenting balloons in their home. If people are really that desperate to get high, then I'm glad to help.

[xHoEoNdRuGzx]

This is honestly sad, doing drugs is sad enough, so why not just go and buy some weed instead. This is absolutely unessesary and whoever is the low fucking loser that decided to take getting high to this level should be fucking killed, was someone honestly that desperate to get high to breathe thier own shit vapours??? just sick.

[KeegmasterFlux]

it's people in poor third world nations that mostly do this

[DarthVil]

And stupid Americans.

[chamcase1720]

umm... a) y would u ever do this b) how could u compare this to weed and c) dont have a c yet lol

[BigBananaMan]

c) what if your friends found out you suck butt mud. :)

[AnasaziTribal]

No, it DOESN'T EXIST.

[Rkruzz]

Yeah it does, makes your breath rank, but makes you trippy, man.

[MxGGrimlock]

Why is everyone knocking Jenkem? It's a legitimate drug, like weed. It's perfectly safe and its effects are incredible.

[joedirtmp5]

Cause its fucking nasty! Youbreathing in shit and piss oder and fucking shit like that sheeesh

[MxGGrimlock]

BUT IT GETS YOU HIGH AS FUUUUCK!

[chipmo3]

um weed ok

shit lulz fuck that

enything with the name butt hash is a no no 4 me

[BMXBobdazzler]

y dont they just sniff paint

[TheAmatuerProduction]

lol, "jenkem is da shit" XD

[lukeyboyyyy]

Jenkem is real iv seen someone take it

[vanna916]

suck your shit mothafucka! lol

[godfatherscar]

a few days ago, i thought "why did someone burn a plant after it dried which got them high, when they did not know what high was" now i wonder,.....wtf......what retard thought, "i think ill shit in a can and inhale the gas after a few days"

[joseph56765]

THIS IS WRONG I WONDER WHO THOUGHT OF THIS DUMB THING ITS EWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the only funny part was 2:35

[DeathSnuggle]

It was Pickwick. Learn your Totse history.

[amirla84]

i eat my shit every night. lots of amino acids in your poop.

[xHoEoNdRuGzx]

wow your quite a sick fuck aren't you?

[amirla84]

u having a problem with me eating my shit?

[SweepxThexLeg]

sorry, but this isn't funny.

and jankem is gross.

[xXAdreasaulaloverXx]

Jenkem's fucking gross

[coreyfearless1]

"Suck yo shit mothafucka" 5 stars.

[StreetBallaGumby]

Dats a big funny

[kidstl]

the chix is off the chain...my favorite part is at time index 2:45....i fell out of my chair laughing, her mannerism was 100 percent like this woman i dealt with on a domestic disturbance call a few years back, she confront her husband over infidiality and ask why he would do a certain sex act with the ho and not her...

well she told him to "suck" on a certain something on her and right after that, cold cocked him the f(_)ck out....

but right before that, it was time index 2:45....

priceless

[DaedricLavaWhiskey]

no just a day

[sam708090]

speak up????

[fartx211]

personnly, i find that adding semen in your jenkem mix gives it an extra depth in flavour and makes it go down much more smoothly

[ianman20011]

haha, ur joking right?

[MrGoodkatt]

@ 2:46 , LOL! Classic! LOL

[timotje25]

Me and my buddies to Jenkem every day. I recommend it for everyone. It's even better then Weed

[musicfreak1138]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Sew their ass-holes SHUT!"

[donicaben]

Hillarity!

[giantsinister]

theres methane in shrooms... just grow em

[PharodWormhair]

It's not the methane that gets you high. It's jenkane, the elusive alkaloid.

[jpknkeg]

SUCK YO SHIT MOTHA FUCKA!!! ROTFL!!!

[pranakarma1231]

lol!!!

[Syeno]

"Comes from Africa" ooooohhh well that clears up everything!!! ...

[Airch2511]

epic........

[couchebag]

Thank you, LMFAO with tears rolling down. :))

[killr741]

"Suck yo' shit mothuh fucka!" hahhahahaha lol

[alexander224]

This isn't your to parody, or is it?

[aliahaliah]

AHAHHA!

[rhcpkzi]

our pOOP?

[cmegnet49]

if u take butthash what the hell is wrong with u OK im joking dont beat me up NO BuT REALLY suking ur shit gas

[uofnotredame]

JENKEM IS THE SHIT

[Snesgamer]

"You do know jenkem is a joke rite?"

Uh, no it's not.

[gahooh]

Uh, yea it is, dumb ass. That's what's so funny about it. GTFO the internet

[PharodWormhair]

You're a fucking moron. Jenk has been abused for over 20 years.

[lisalov4]

im a fan of you 3.please do more videos

[SarahTheAlbinoNinja]

Suck yo' shut mothuh fuckuh! LMAO XDDD

[delicatedarling12]

Best role player in here.

dateherwow(.)com_

[phwsomething1]

Pretty funny.

You do know jenkem is a joke rite?

[150133]

jenkum is real you dumbass

[sharen101]

LMAO

[CozmicAlyssa]

2:46

ROFLMFAO

[CozmicAlyssa]

lol the fairy was all nice and stuff at the beginging.

then, "SUCK YOUR SHIT MOTHER FUCKER"

[dragons4real]

1:18 XD

[bigtemarifan]

sew ur kids asshole shut!

[3ETAPH0R]

LMAO!!!! 2:45 - 2:50 hahahhhaa

[xXSpyDRXx]

hahahaha lol i get it 2:06

[TortoiseshellKat]

hahahah Just say no kids!

[whooocaresss]

lmaaaoo

[eatmyshitplz]

LMAO

1:15 - POOP?

[ElleRoni]

RIDE THE BROWN DRAGON

[bobbyklinger]

1:15 lol

[semt9]

LMAO At the singalong lyrics!!

SUCK YO SHIT MOTHERFUCKER LOL LOL LOL

[applesauce819]

I cracked up when he was like " oh my godd.... your breath smells like shit..." and If your childs breath smells like a boy scout latrine there is only one thing to do. Sew there assholes shut.

[nickyy37]

this vidoe is funnier then shit

no pun intended

lol

this makes jenkem look so fun and nice

haha

[Supermonkey468]

ha ha ha I ALMOST SHITTED WITH LAUGHTER BUT I WOULD SUCK ON IT

[drz400sm1]

worst video ever! your dumb for taking the time to do this. i'm really pissed i watched this.

[xecuter3ce]

you should all be shot, what a waste of time.your mum

[LordXaero]

"Suck Yo Shit Motherfucker!" Hahahahaha!

[Click5IsLove]

lmao!!!!!!!

[kuhlcb3]

lulz!!! the people in this video are fucking retarded.

[elitemafia]

Nice vid

[skate4life169]

haha holly shit literally , that was funny

[howcomeyousucksomuch]

not that funny...

[gruntyluv]

LAWL'd

8D

[ProjectILT]

the dead people u see will called u a dumbass becuz u did Jenkems

[stopid]

who would do this shit?

[Dragon468]

sow their assholes shut lmfao thats awesome, bt gross lol

[milkkart]

2:35 is freakin terrifying.

[361983200]

I never tried it but I predict it smells like you smelling your fart and your pee in the same time which I never tried.

[CizreK]

lol "suck your shit mutha fucka"

[jaredismelol]

haha that's hilarious.

[hotlikeasaunax3]

lmfao the vid wasnt funny to me but for some odd reason when I read this comment I laughed really hard lol

[soberdans]

HAHA SOO SUBSCRIBED!! :p

[slackdave]

Jenkem Rocks! I was off my tits for hours of one hit!

[Jolinator]

lol the chick is hilarious

[XxLetItShedxX]

A Bottle A balloon and your own poo and a DREAM!!!!

i love this video!!!!!!!!!

[reportanddeport]

The video was kind of cute and kind of obnoxious at the same time. That chick is cute in her costume and makeup, but not so hot at the end.

[BlackPanthers313]

its from africa?

fuckin racist

this shit is stupid

[inubisdrone]

LOL Black Panthers, I hope you are kidding otherwise your a moron. LOL! That comment was funny and so was the short.

[BlackPanthers313]

HAHA

naww i was playin

[jayster110]

it is from africa and its not racist idiot

[BlackPanthers313]

joke

so shut the fuck up

faggot

[lety2056]

hahahhaha but omg plez do crack rather dan dis shit cause dis is jus nasty

[poisonouslemon417]

lmfao, "Sew their assholes shut!"

[GodSaveThePres]

do salvia instead it's legal at a smoke shop you can buy it online too. Horrible generation

[ItsFinio]

I honestly can say I hope you all die. Thats how seriously dumb and unwanted this video is to YouTube. Please stop making videos. You are pathetic and WILL NOT GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE...EVER

[teddyv7]

whats up ur ass? its a funny videos

[jackshinta1]

haha... you thought this was bad? you should see that video with the 2 kids dancing along to the subway song...

[Kezey1209]

i tried it its cool

[damoolz]

u probably trip out like shit... literally...

and the shit probably makes ur breath smell like animal shit for a few days, maybe weeks, maybe months... so if i was you... i'd give it a try... you could always eat a mint... or tens of thousands of mints...

[adamish0t]

suck on ur shit muthafucka!!!!!!

[sillyass777]

That was funny.. I just found out about this today.. and to think, I thought people had no imagination anymore.. inventive sick idea... why don't people use jenkem to replace gas in their car.. I've always heard a myth that if you are outta gas you can fart in the gas tank to make it a couple of miles?? lol

[jackshinta1]

well, aren't you dumb.

[lilzach8137]

this vid. is so gay

[soujiro32]

"jenkem's good shit"

"Suck your shit motherfucka"

two best lines in the song

[slugerslim]

i think i loves that shit fairy

[prilstrudel]

the girl looks nice, but could someone delete the two dorks please? and the video...uhm well. I won't say anything more to that.

[Cski545]

This is idiotic

[oODropshotOo]

This is a disgrace to the legend of jenkem.

If me an my nigga pickwick eva find yo bitch azz you best bet we gunna fuc u up.

Whatchoo know bout my JENKEM SON?!?!?!?!!!

[itsanthonyhere]

You have a Ph.D. in jenkem?

[rizzletea]

its not as bad as everyone thinks, and it doesnt taste like shit. more like decomposing caterpillar. plus you tripp balls ah ha ha ha ha hah ah.doit.

[oXENOPHOBEo]

leroy jenkems!

[DiLLPickl3s]

who would think of doing that?

[Penfold8]

suck your shit motherfucka! Classic!

[Quimby3000]

That was beautiful.

I wonder what kind of casio keyboard or plastic Toys 'R' Us guitar this music was made with.

[locomoto48]

i like when she fell

[greyborzoi]

kojin123....you're supposed to put the poop and pee in a jar and let it ferment. Don't put the poop and pee directly into your mouth.  That girl is hot!

[carpcarpcarp]

This is hilarious.

By the way, jenkem is real, I know 2 kids who've done it. It knocked them out.

[limestoneroad]

I kept hoping it would get funny but it never did.

[PharodWormhair]

JENK MOAR, NEWFAGS.

[DjBigRed210]

the Gas from Your Poo

[mkultra2300]

You guys are the next upright citizens. very funny

[icarazore]

boobs.

[Abcdeepdeepdish]

Brilliant!

[0angelindisguise0]

lol

[AnneInCt]

LOL - HILARIOUS! These people obviously don't get it. Great spoof on the news - very creative! Where are you guys from?

email me at myspace / annekissel

This is 3rd time I tried to leave a commment - maybe this time it will work.

[AnneInCt]

What I forgot to say was ... a way to get humor out of a totally gross and disgusting subject. These kids have to be assholes to inhale by products from their assholes.

[wxuser]

good