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  • I find that rude towards chimpanzees, thus implying that they are lower on the evolution ladder than creationists.

  • ... I dont get it

  • I guess you're saying that creationists don't exist because there are NO valid transitional forms either.

  • @bestvalue Uh, there are actually like 20 different transitional fossils that have been discovered.

  • @MintBerryCrunchhh I said "no VALID transitional forms." What I mean is that because evolutionary theory predicts trillions and there are only a handful of speculative ones, reason tells us that they are not transitional forms at all but merely extinct species.

  • @bestvalue That's a great way of putting it Bestvalue. The only thing scientists can find is "leaps," not very very gradual changes overtime as they claim proves evolution.

  • @MintBerryCrunchhh more than 20. 20 popular ones maybe, but hundreds or thousands, the archaeologists have a lot

  • I'm a moron. But most others are fucking morons. 

  • This video should be re-titled... How to know if you are not saved.

  • This came up in my recommended videos -_-

  • idiot, apes are not our ancestors

    rlly you should learn evolution theory

  • @masterdermeanner

    why do you think so?

  • @ACULimoncelli10

    Because evolution theory says so?

  • @masterdermeanner We are apes, our ancestors were apes.

  • @gregrutz

    no srsly

    go study evolution theory scrub

    we have the same ancestors like apes, OUR ANCESTORS WERENT APES!!!

  • @masterdermeanner Watch Aronra's video '' Turns out we did come from monkeys''

  • im offended by this

  • And you wonder why we do not listen to your preaching? I mean come on, that's not funny. The Chuck Norris jokes have more humor than this.

  • @Pulsationz

    i'm afraid i don't follow do you mind elaborating?

  • @Pulsationz

    if you dont mind I'm honestly curious, what is your take on where humans came from. have they evolved, come from a common ancestor of modern apes, been this way the whole time?

  • If your arguments are strong, you don't need ad hominem attacks. I get sick at how polarized society is on every issue, and how quick people are to vilify their opposition. There are idiots and brilliant men on both sides of this (and about every other) issue. 

  • @rockumk usually i would agree with you but this is not one of those issues in this issue it is pretty polarized idiots (creationists) on one side evolutionists (people who understand science) on the other same with flat earth theory and holocaust denial this is a issue where if u are intellegent you are on one side

  • @rockumk

    it seems that not only is your political opponent, he also hates america and wants to see its downfall

    it makes no sense, i know american government is build to be slow, but politics shouldnt be this bad.

  • @rockumk

    There are plenty of channels who go out of their way to show religious people where they are wrong. This is not it...

    This is satire - and a clever response to a very stupid question we often get tossed at us. If christians get to say we eat babies then we definitely get to do this...

    And if you are not among the christians who say we eat babies or some similar bullshit, then this video is probably not aimed at you anyway.

    So chill. It's all in good fun :)

  • Funny.

  • this is so true

  • People who ask after 'missing links' don't know what the hell evolution is.

  • @Pulsationz Im not talking about proof, im talking about the theory all together of evolution and what it is in the first place. You have no idea what it is, saying that we came from apes

  • @Pulsationz how bout you research stuff before you talk about it. Jeeze so many people say that "we didnt come from apes" well your right, we didnt come from apes. Look up the "theory"(not really theory just a fact) of evolution and then you might begin to comprehend

  • Shouldn't the order be 1) Creationist, 2) Chimpanzee, 3) Modern Human? Just sayin'...

  • @Ripley747 Yes, although there would be a few other stages in between creationist and human...like neanderthal for example who is vastly smarter than any creationist.

  • IF YOU BELIEVE SOME INVISIBLE BEING DECIDED ONE DAY TO CONJURE UP THE UNIVERSE .... WITH MAGICAL POWERS SIMILAR TO CINDERELLA 'S GODMOTHER. THIS HAS TO PROVE YOUR A GENIUS ...AM I RIGHT?

  • @MsCorona1980 Except.. every quantum physicist , evolutionist, still can't explain where primordial matter came from.. i wouldn't be sarcastic and rude about others beliefs when in reality you probably don't understand most about the so called evidence that proves our universe began randomly. Like creationists you are simply putting faith in something you also don't understand.

  • @Newspeakgeneration theres no sense debating over something niether of us can prove.

  • really? a chimpanzee? really?

  • How to tell if you're a moron: You watch a video titled "How to tell if you're a moron. " to find out . . . Shit.

  • I LOL'd. Really!

  • Oh come on... thats some funny shit.

  • I don't think evolution of the human kind came from apes. I think humans were their own species. If we did come from apes then why would we not have our hand feet, awesome monkey tales and fur? I'm not saying Creationism is the right answer either. I think there isn't supposed to be an answer.

  • @madrabiddog

    Its an undeniable fact that all dogs evolved from wolves. Some dogs are hairless.

    Its the same concept.

    :D

  • @madrabiddog Evolution is pretty undeniable.

    No, we didn't come from apes.

    Apes and humans have a common ancestor.

  • @anvita99 actually we did come from apes because we are apes, monkeys to for that matter, just take a look at human taxonomy, we actually are apes and monkeys.

  • @satanisthetruegod666 We evolved from primate apes. Not modern day apes... yeah.

  • @madrabiddog apes like gorillas don't have tails. You fail biology

  • @madrabiddog according to accurate evolutionary perspective, we are cousins to apes with a common ancestor in our pasts. We evolved one way; they went another way.

  • 1- 'missing links' are completely meaningless from a biological point of view.

    2- Our ancestors would probably be deeply offended at the comparison.

  • @Anarchy17SB Funnily, the argument for the Missing Link is no longer large anyway, because we've located what we suspect to be, from the point of view of the Scientific community, the theorized 'Missing Link', Gigantopithecus Blacki, the largest Ape ever theorized to exist, and most likely the missing link in the chain, as is accepted by most people. So really, even the missing link argument is void from religious standpoints.

    Isn't Science Grand? :D And fantastic comment, hilarious.

  • @Anarchy17SB Probably, but until we get the technology to go back in time and ask, i'm content on watching this over and over and laughing.

  • @Anarchy17SB biologically speaking, our ancestors are modern humans -.-

  • @Anarchy17SB Y so srs?

  • @Anarchy17SB Y so srs? Its called a joke, cant take it, leave the internets.

  • @TheCaptainLulz You're the one posting a reply on a 9 month old comment which merely took me some seconds to write.

  • who gives a shit about evolution. the mere fact that life could not have began without a creator is enough. the cell! what about the physical universe, the needed laws, the needed energy, the needed space! God created it all.

  • @kilox10001 damn straight! 

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  • @TheBeavisNbumhole Debate on atheism? Do you believe in zeus? Or apollo? No? You are an atheist.

    All you are trying to do is insult. When you can present a well thought out argument I will respond.

  • @Sparkingdeadinsome I guess the whole of science and academia is stupid then. Well done.

  • @Sparkingdeadinsome It's hilarious that you tell people to get educated when the only place stupid enough to teach creation/anti-evolution is a religious school.

    Nice to know you're a hateful bigot as well. Have fun with that.

  • @Sparkingdeadinsome "How come scientists say that evolution is just a THEORY"

    Because it's how science works - if you had any scientific education AT ALL, you'd know that. Everything is theoretical because science adapts to new data. Gravity, aerodynamics, electromagnetism, etc are also theories.

    "You are the bigot since you hate religions"

    I don't hate religions. Just stupidity. unfortunately there is a LOT of crossover so I can see how you might think I hate religion.

  • @Sparkingdeadinsome "Its not how science works"

    Yes it is. Science is entirely theoretical; all its bodies of knowledge are referred to as theories (germ theory, wave theory, tuning theory, etc). Go to school.

    "Evolution has not been proved"

    *Proven, and yes it has. Go to school.

    "Google "Evolution is a fact" and you will see how many atheists go against what you just said."

    Fact and theories are not opposites in science. Germ theory is a theory but germs effecting health is also a fact.

  • @Sparkingdeadinsome ok heres the thing.....I dont try to act educated over YOUTUBE ok so stfu and dont ever talk to me ever cuz ur fuckin weird as hell.But heres a start.religion is wrong. i understand there may be a god but not the one we think of.because i want to know who started the big bang? but christianity is full of shit.the people need simple answers they can understand so they turn to religion. I prefer to listen to the people in labcoats.not stupid preachers who take money

  • @Sparkingdeadinsome I am talking about what they prove. there are christians everywhere. ya see.many intelligent christians i know dont belief really in the bible...they only do it because it teaches good morals and it keeps a family together. i see that its true...intelligent families that are christians have a nice well put family...im agnostic cuz i am trying to find a religion that suites me and is not complete bullshit. the bible is just a book that could be folklore...who knows?

  • @Sparkingdeadinsome lol, the religious scientists you have as examples are all ancient. From when we knew less.

    Isaac Newton believed in God. He also believed in alchemy. Is that an argument for Alchemy?

    Again, lol at you telling people to go to school. We do go to school - it's why don't fall for the stupid bullshit that you do. It's utterly *cute* when you tell educated people to go to school when you lack basic education - it's like watching a 5 year old swording invisible "bad guys."

  • @Sparkingdeadinsome

    As you may remember from your early childhood English classes, words can have different meanings based on context. When your favorite cartoon hero says they have a theory, what they really mean is that they have a guess. When a scientists refers to a scientific theory such as evolution, they mean that all of the facts and evidence and experimentation show something to be true, and none of them dispute it.

    So yes, evolution is just a theory. Theories are strong, not weak.

  • @Sparkingdeadinsome um why is a loser like you interacting with me?

  • @Sparkingdeadinsome

    The Big Bang Theory is the most generally accepted because the evidence supports it, none of the facts contradict it, and it is still happening and directly observable as the cosmic background radiation. The facts of the universe speeding away from itself all over are explained by the Big Bang Theory. It makes testable predictions about the universe, which turn out to be true when measured. It is proved every time we try.

    The same with evolution.

  • @Sparkingdeadinsome

    First, see above where I have already corrected you on the usage of "just a theory". Continue to use it incorrectly at your own risk. Theory is hefty hefty hefty. Faith is wimpy wimpy wimpy.

    Next, Kent Hovind and Jack T. Chick are not reliable sources for how many fossils we have supporting human evolution, much less evolution in general.

    Third, The Big Bang says the universe had a natural beginning -- not that it was created in a fit of magical clapping by the Space Pope.

  • @Sparkingdeadinsome

    Yes, the scientist who discovered the Big Bang was Christian. Occasionally even religious people can make meaningful contributions to science when they set their holy books aside and examine the real "book of truth" -- the reality of the physical universe.

  • LMAO EVOLUTION NEVER HAPPENED YOU IDIOTS!!! READ THE FREAKIN BIBLE!!

  • @Rangerleadtheway44 lol! I hope you're joking...because evolution isn't mentioned in Alice in Wonderland, Cinderella, Snow White, etc, and just because it isn't written in fairy tale books like the Bible doesn't mean it doesn't happen. I don't see why you're laughing at evolution then citing the bible, that just seems stupid.

  • @KrimsonRequiem lol i was joking i just felt like being a retard

  • @KrimsonRequiem lol i was joking i just felt like being a retard

  • @Rangerleadtheway44 Hahahaha, ok. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between people being satirical and actual creationists lol

  • There is simply too much information in the cell to be explained by chance alone. and accident alone!!

  • Several facts:-

    1. Evolution wasn't 'created'. Actually, many fossils gathered over hundreds of years gave the idea of it because it supports the evidence. As more fossils are found, Evolution is being proved right because of the development over millions of years.

    2. The idea of God WAS created, yet it is not supported by a single shred of evidence.

  • @Sparkingdeadinsome Two Fossils? somehow I doubt all the skeletons gathered around the world count towards two

  • Such a simple video got so many reviews! Well it's true...

  • Well I can see how hard the Creationists are trying to spread their nonsensical beliefs in order to undermine the progress of science. No wonder the Europeans and even the Asians are laughing at us Americans because we have such a large number of Christian Evangelicals in our population who continue to reject scientific facts while believing all the childish fairy tales written in their holy book.

  • @JuniusThaddeus

    Look it up, the US has a significantly higher percentage of religious people in its population than most of Europe and Asia. Sure there are gullible believers everywhere in this world, but the US has an unusually high percentage of them.

  • we evolved from creationists? no way

  • Evolution is not a theory...its a fact.

  • @JuniusThaddeus

    DNA and a whole genom sequencing, DNA replication, messenger RNA and virtually every aspect of biochemistry, phospholipid bilayers, RNA transcription, photosynthesis, Krebs cycle, sugar and lipid chemistries, endogenous retrovirus.

    Most of those Nobel Price discoveries and every single aspect of those is 100% compatible with evolution.

  • @JuniusThaddeus

    30$ for an hour and I will teach you anything. :) Otherwise you have to look for yourself and untill you do don't argue with anybody, cause your lack of knwoledge is only a proof of yor stupidity, nothing else, e.g. there are no fossils of "links" between humans and chimps because no homo spiecies evolved from chimps and we know it from an ardipithecus ramidus fossil. :)

  • @JuniusThaddeus

    You've got one thing right, I don't believe it. I know it, cause I was presented evidence, which I happen to be in agreement with.

    There are hundreds of fossils like that, I don't know who told you that these are "evul", but he should've told you why those fossils don't support evolution and I'd like to read from you that explanations, a coherent, concrete facts that aren't antagonistic towards merit. :)

  • @JuniusThaddeus

    Stop acting like a moron, I refuse to acknowledge that one can be so ignorant.

    Didn't I, in the previous post, write you that there are no fossilis that show such a evolutionary process because NO HOMO species, INCLUDING HOMO SAPIENS, evolved from any modern monkey, so why do you still insist on these?

  • @JuniusThaddeus

    You are a MORON!

    I understand that hypothesis (cause its just a hypothesis and is not proven or disproven yet, mathematical possibility) but you didn't understand my point which was - > god exists outside of time is contradictory to god is everywhere cause outside of time is outside of space which is outside of this Universe.

    I didn't admit anything you are just a moron.

  • @JuniusThaddeus "So you can show me hundreds of fossils showing the evolutionary process of chimp to human? I thought not."

    Fossil evidence is just one pillar of evidence for evolution. And not even the most conclusive one. Comparative genetics prove it without a doubt, comparing the letter-for-letter genomes of the chimps and humans. They are our most closely related species with the most recent common ancestor.

  • @JuniusThaddeus Lucy's nothing like a chimp.

    The entire fossil record reflects evolution. The fossil record, along with many other pillars of evidence, perfectly reflects evolution's tree of life.

  • @JuniusThaddeus " There are NO fossils supporting evolution at all."

    Actually the entire fossil record perfectly reflects evolution. If creationism were true, every species would be found at the same time in the geological record. But instead, the timeline of evolutionary biology perfectly reflects the timeline of geology.

  • @JuniusThaddeus "DNA proves nothing. LOL, Prove DNA proves that Evolution is a proven fact."

    Junk DNA and vestigial genes alone prove evolution. Creationists say that DNA similarities don't prove evolution, but it's not just the similarities between the entire genome, but the details of it, particularly comparing the discrepancies between active/vestigial DNA between both species.

  • @moonshineinsummer

    Actually its a scientific theory, which is not a theory ment in a colloquial speech. :)

  • @Vejita12

    Actually evolution is a fact. Fact is this; something known to exist or to have happened. Evolution is supported by evidence. Biology supports evolution. Without evolution...biology just wouldnt work. Creationism is an idea that is supported by nothing. I need to shit...where did I put that bible?

  • @moonshineinsummer1

    First, read my post to JuniusThaddeus. Then read what a scientific theory is, really. :)