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Goldie Lookin Chain (normalmente abreviado GLC) são uma banda de hip-hop galesa de Newport, País de Gales. Eles produzem músicas de natureza humorística, controversial e também explícita que satirizam o hip-hop, a sociedade consumidora da atualidade, a cultura Chav e a vida em Newport.
Based "I Need You", containing the same lyrics, for instance "I'm after your heart/Oh don't you see" ( B.V.S.M.P. concludes with "I'm not out to get your virginity", and on the Goldie Lookin' Chain version becomes "and your three kids doesn't bother me"), and "What's it gonna take to get your attention?" (which concludes with "You keep my mind hanging in suspension" on the original, and on the Goldie Lookin Chain version concludes with "track suit, gold chain and seven inch erection")..
my love for you is waiting the way a rapist would lurk. in a bush or a car-parking town - i bought you this necklace, it cost me 12 pounds - from argos....
does anybody know the artist sample they used because im tryin 2 search for it i listened to the sample tune 3 years ago i dont know the name also i want to use the sample tune in my song im makin
its just a bunch of cardiff city aka. WELSH bluebird boys rhyming and they actually sound better and make more sense than all this nuw school << yanky doodle poo LOL
30th of march 09. The bank Port - Talbot was fucking amazing! I shook hands with all of them and Billy gave me the mic to sing your missus is a nutter with him!
The two hats is priceless. Thats for all the people that were in high school in 1998. This song is brilliant on so many levels. Finally someone is seeing how rediculous pop and urban music and society in general have become. I cant remember the last time I laughted so hard.
As a 'Merican, I gotta say this group is what we need on the radio. Sure, the slang is different, but the humor, rap skills and music would bump past the need for translation. I discovered this group by hearing the word "chav" on TV. The USA is too PC to even THINK about using a phrase like "chav..." Very unfortunate since the definition of a "chav" is pretty damn accurate and funny (to me anyway). Imma go chav for a sec here: "Yo, good lookin' out cousinz! GLC da shiznit, word!" hahaha!
any yank fuckin bastard who says this is shit will be forced to suck my fuckin huge hairy bollocks! u fuckin humorless cunts, this is fucking hilarious, get over yourselves!!
I'm a Yank and I think it's brilliant, but I lived in the UK for a while. You have to understand that many of the cultural references will only make sense to UK citizens. We don't have Argos over here. Okay?
Put the video on 240p resolution for it to play properly.
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ThisMeansWarRecords 6 months ago
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CutaaaYiji576 11 months ago
What the hell has happened to the video , was working ok
112Palace 1 year ago
i never tire of this FUCKING BRILLIANT I LUV HOW THEY TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THEMSELFS
irishdestroyer100 1 year ago
hahaha this is well funny .
leviathan216 1 year ago
haha i live in caerphilly
aimehh 1 year ago
@aimehh
Are you proud of that? lol
Dhammond5 1 year ago
@physicallysick....I don't think it's taking the piss out of urban black culture,
I think it is taking the piss out of white kids who think they are livin urban black culture, when they actually come from Chelmsford or Basildon
Hexachloraphine 1 year ago
Goldie Lookin Chain (normalmente abreviado GLC) são uma banda de hip-hop galesa de Newport, País de Gales. Eles produzem músicas de natureza humorística, controversial e também explícita que satirizam o hip-hop, a sociedade consumidora da atualidade, a cultura Chav e a vida em Newport.
funkprodigio 1 year ago
Versão palhaça para I NEED YOU de BVSMP .
funkprodigio 1 year ago
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Based "I Need You", containing the same lyrics, for instance "I'm after your heart/Oh don't you see" ( B.V.S.M.P. concludes with "I'm not out to get your virginity", and on the Goldie Lookin' Chain version becomes "and your three kids doesn't bother me"), and "What's it gonna take to get your attention?" (which concludes with "You keep my mind hanging in suspension" on the original, and on the Goldie Lookin Chain version concludes with "track suit, gold chain and seven inch erection")..
funkprodigio 1 year ago
glc r still together and the majority of them are frm newport they ent all frm not cardiff
skudification 1 year ago
please tell me these guys are still together
cornsnakes123 1 year ago
You Knows I Love YOU!! :-)
ziggy69ish 1 year ago
my love for you is waiting the way a rapist would lurk. in a bush or a car-parking town - i bought you this necklace, it cost me 12 pounds - from argos....
digitalnativedance 1 year ago
HAAHA Quality like welsh lamb
I just realised why so many Yanks dont get this.
The concept of taking the piss out of yourself is alien to them.
FrumBeermingum 1 year ago 3
hahah in America we call that a FAIL hahahaha, hahah made me laugh so damn hard hahahhaha
Trucker06660 1 year ago
thank fuck ...... this made my day
ldjaxx 1 year ago
MNAOWWNN MII MLOVE MOOUUTT MABABAY
RandomCheeseBob 1 year ago
hhahhaah ima take you to mcdonalds with a candle
MegaHifza 1 year ago
hahahahahah class!
MsVera666 1 year ago
oh dear ive never laughed so hard in my life!! lol love that chorus line -these guys were awesome!!!
warriorsleftnut 1 year ago
Haha, these guys were awesome, where did they go?
waterhot80 1 year ago
yank? 5/5 for observational skills
charleh92 2 years ago
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"I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat. Fuck I can't - cos' in McDonalds it's a bolted seat."
xD
SwanseaCityNo10 2 years ago 2
omg these guyswere on
snog marry or avoid pod gave them a makeover
anime00manga 2 years ago 4
i saw that one
manutd4ever2 2 years ago
is, in part, based around "I Need You" from B.V.S.M.P, containing many of the same lyrics.
J4s0n3r 2 years ago
'...if you were Dellboy, I'd be the streets of Peckham...'
LOVE IT! XD
adamcharney 2 years ago
~electrical lovvvve~
Dedokai32 2 years ago
best love song ever
missy101kt 2 years ago
LMAO
ThrashHard08 2 years ago
u know in paris they got sold bay leaves instead of weed. true dat mon.
mmmtriplem 2 years ago
if you was del boy i would be the streets of peckham ahah
JobeDavies 2 years ago
i pissed my pants when he sed he'd pull the McD chair out and relises its a bolted one XD
TheBirdBuster 2 years ago
I come to check out the sample thinking this would be whack...My BAD! TOP NOTCH. You guys should have opened for Dynasty back in the day. Brilliant!
lekkerding469 2 years ago
init braaa
cb430sbro 2 years ago
safe bruv
yonsama 2 years ago 2
I'm makin a song too but mine is more rock than slow shit lol no affence
Fittyno1 2 years ago
does anybody know the artist sample they used because im tryin 2 search for it i listened to the sample tune 3 years ago i dont know the name also i want to use the sample tune in my song im makin
madspenda 2 years ago
Midnight star-curious
good luck bro
juswolf22 2 years ago
u da shyte man!
rockstarat226 2 years ago
blonde hair, black eye brows, looks so stupid lmao funny band tho
xDaalleeeeX 2 years ago
Leave Ballsy alone! He really is a top bloke
pvcsister 2 years ago
smoke me fags and drinks me beer
piratearmstrong99 2 years ago 2
I love the way they ing the chorus.
Funny!
Tbaldwin1971 2 years ago
fukin tune!
SKYTZOO 2 years ago
my love for you's like mark bolan to a tree, amazing
zowesmuf 2 years ago
They censored the word 'sex'. That's ridiculous.
rad2tm 2 years ago
and interaction lol@rad2tm
Dedokai32 2 years ago
love this its so funny.i like the way they are takeing the piss out of rap.but what a backing track top marks for that shit hot oldie....england..
lukeydoeslikey 2 years ago
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bulldog7032 2 years ago
Pull out your chair when we eat...Oh fuck I cant, in McDonalds its a bolted seat
newfiecodjigger 2 years ago
hahaha this' kinda funny
jlaaRckstr 2 years ago
What's it gonna take, to get your attention
A tracksuit and gold chain and semi-erection
cb430sbro 2 years ago 2
is this song serious.....
or is it a parody of somehting..
im confused
PxAndxR 2 years ago
its comedy rap duhh
cb430sbro 2 years ago
......fucking.....epic
MaximumTitan 2 years ago
WTF!
chickensplit 2 years ago
wow sad
Worldonfire91 2 years ago
holy fuck, these lyrics.
lmfo.
is this a joke or is it an actual serious song?? lol
CONTAGIOUSLENAxo 2 years ago 4
Is this a joke or an actual serious comment ?
david0705 2 years ago 48
@david0705 Pwnd
RandomCheeseBob 1 year ago
@david0705 its comedy ther taking the piss of boy bands and chavs just eny thing realy
busterrabbit01 1 year ago
What Do You Think?
Typical Yank - Thick As Fuck.
SwanseaCityNo10 2 years ago 2
its just a bunch of cardiff city aka. WELSH bluebird boys rhyming and they actually sound better and make more sense than all this nuw school << yanky doodle poo LOL
ziggy69ish 1 year ago
lmao from argos :]
xIceCookiex 2 years ago
I love the way they rap in their welsh accents!
GoldSeeker1012 2 years ago 2
Thanks boys for keeping the romance alive.
Half tidy.
janh77 2 years ago 5
"You're the nicest looking woman outside of my sexmags..."
best line ever!!!
greetz from germany
NewAstroZombie253 2 years ago
haha brilliant! you knows i love you!
lfctwentytwo 2 years ago
'I'll buy you 10 fags on a day trip to Caerphilly' is the best line! ;)
Love from USA
DasBump 2 years ago 2
Ive had better kicks in the bollox!
wetforchina 2 years ago
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horrible
shanel316 2 years ago
omg sooooooooo funny
cowgirlprincess822 2 years ago 3
Newport Yeah Baby!!!! This vid is safe as fuck!!!
P Xain: To prove my love i got a tattoo on my bollocks i was gonna have ur name but i only got initials cuz i couldnt stand the pain
Classic GLC!!!
Staronfire78 2 years ago 12
this actually works lol , more effective than 'i wanna sex you up' or THE LATE mARVIN gAyes' 'let's get it on' lol haha jokes
Dedokai32 2 years ago
Brilliant on the Isle of Wight! Safe as fuck!
agrushell 2 years ago
who do dey sample dis song from?
madspenda 2 years ago
i saw these yesterday :):):):):) amazing
joshgoddard123 2 years ago
fucking hilariosu!! hhahaahah
khansartv 2 years ago
fooooookin amazin
rebecca2410 2 years ago
I remember when i first heard this and I cried in laughter when the first chours hit in.
returnofthejippo 2 years ago 6
GLC - I only got your initials cuz I couldn't stand the pain. rlol
GLC droppin' science like the reincarnation of the Beatles. Wicked Safe.
You knows it!!!
ProfessorLogic2008 2 years ago 4
God when i first saw this song on tv it made me lol xD
Dn2kproductions 2 years ago
30th of march 09. The bank Port - Talbot was fucking amazing! I shook hands with all of them and Billy gave me the mic to sing your missus is a nutter with him!
MadTeaPartyTheBand 2 years ago 6
safe as fuck!!!
MoxtiKelpor 2 years ago 8
Tunes and the words !!!! Sage as fuuk.
cherrytoffee 2 years ago
Cmon Goldie!
Seeing ya tongiht! Cant wait!
sparcum 2 years ago
Fcukin love it!
sparcum 2 years ago
safe!!! innit.you fuckin knowzit!
stoner12008 3 years ago
ledgends!!!
GreenWhiteGold09 3 years ago
the emotional reality, priceless :)
zoso658 3 years ago
SAW THEM FILMING THEIR MUSIC VIDEO IN TOWN xD!!! :D:D:D:D <3
georgia795 3 years ago 2
LOL wtf is this xD
AudioOllie 3 years ago
OMG! It´s Welsh lass singstress Amy Duffy in dark hair instead och blond at 2:42! Or am I shitting bull?
Embrace731 3 years ago 2
You know I love ya baby You know I love ya baby (Tonighttttttt) (8) LOL
sasuke000naruto 3 years ago
Future wedding song lol
itsflemz 3 years ago 6
midnight star madness
steveehardcore 3 years ago
This is currently the funniest song and vid I've ever heard.
thelimans 3 years ago
it still makes me laugh!!! class but at the same time classless!! the sad thing is there are people actually like this in the song!!!!!!
decka71 3 years ago
LOLOLOL amazing
KimSouthall 3 years ago
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that SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
pooisgood10 3 years ago
it sucks better than your mother so quit complainin
plooptube 3 years ago
haha
I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat
Fuck I can't, 'cos In McDonalds it's a bolted seat
adamantine106 3 years ago 4
Such an amazing band. Gonna go see them in march. Fucking Win !!!
TheNick316 3 years ago 2
LMAO these guys are awesome. Does anyone remember where this beat is originally from?
andrewmusick88 3 years ago 4
maggot is nuts haha
tomerzblazin85 3 years ago
Eggsy is the bollocks!!
mat70x 3 years ago
YEAH one time
jackisagoonie 3 years ago
the slurring is ace haha
IAREJEYZUZ 3 years ago
gives me a headache!
evzyboi123 3 years ago
The two hats is priceless. Thats for all the people that were in high school in 1998. This song is brilliant on so many levels. Finally someone is seeing how rediculous pop and urban music and society in general have become. I cant remember the last time I laughted so hard.
theliman 3 years ago
best part ....
ill serenade ya with a bag of space raders, or walkers or smiths or maybe even quavers
hahahahah!
x
rebecca2410 3 years ago 3
I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat. Oh fuck I can't - in McDonalds it's a bolted seat.
Seriously, these lyrics are genius. Even if it satire, it's still fucking amazing.
ExxonAmadeus 3 years ago 6
DESTINY
jackisagoonie 3 years ago
its what real love is!! lol
decka71 3 years ago
OMG finally good music!They make fun of how retarded and subliminal Pop and Urban music have become, they fucking own.
theliman 3 years ago 2
I used to think they were hardcore, then I...omg..this is brilliant...I cant stop laughing. You have no idea how many layers this has.
theliman 3 years ago
These guys make me laugh everytime
Tramain1987 3 years ago
dark labyrynth must be extremely boring and straight-laced to not find this funny. freak.
unequivocalminutiae 3 years ago
to prove me love i got a tattoo on me bollocks! that bit always has me in stitches lmao. GLC yous knows i's fuckings loves yous right!
BennyLFC1984 3 years ago
I'll piss on the car as you smile and park it...
XD - safe as fuck bra
Enwod 3 years ago
all time classic love song
davidreid1690 3 years ago
bahaaaaaa love this vid
its so funny lol x x x
bffllllllllll 3 years ago
THIS IS THE WAY RAP should be.
warden9876 3 years ago 2
funny
andrewjelen 3 years ago
tee hee
XxTakeMeAwayx98X 3 years ago
PROPA WAXA.
StalkerForest 3 years ago
dis is funny
bulletthehedgehog 3 years ago
Fuckin H.O.T. 'my sexual love's for real' lol lol 'I'll help u sign on' hahaha
MissStress69 3 years ago
As a 'Merican, I gotta say this group is what we need on the radio. Sure, the slang is different, but the humor, rap skills and music would bump past the need for translation. I discovered this group by hearing the word "chav" on TV. The USA is too PC to even THINK about using a phrase like "chav..." Very unfortunate since the definition of a "chav" is pretty damn accurate and funny (to me anyway). Imma go chav for a sec here: "Yo, good lookin' out cousinz! GLC da shiznit, word!" hahaha!
internetjunky1975 3 years ago 3
the Welsh are naturally cool
adrianbarratt 3 years ago 8
haha
jaxxpro 3 years ago
I Agree.
nibblo80 3 years ago
LOOOOOOL I forgot they existed
XxXKashybabyXxX 3 years ago
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This is, just the worst thing I've ever heard. This should be played on repeat in hell.
darklabrynth 3 years ago
Get a life...
david0705 3 years ago
darklabrynth
if shit or what ever, why watch it
Safe
orangeman130 3 years ago
Why fucking watch it then????
MissStress69 3 years ago
u noise it
jimbrow44 3 years ago
Safe (=
orangeman130 3 years ago
LMAO
ryanmaniac13 3 years ago
I try to woo women with these lyrics. It never works.
adamcharney 3 years ago 7
fuck this song rules.. "i wanna take ya to mcdonalds witha.. candle, girl its mah love ya cant handle." LOLrus!
ExtremeRoons 3 years ago 3
ha ha ha
this takes me back (:
666devilbabe666 3 years ago
what...the...FAAAAACCCCRRKR
Riseonix 3 years ago
LOOOOOOOOOL!
I remember watching this back in the day.. Jokes xDD
ItzzDottWBraavv 3 years ago
Srsly?
hemoglowen 3 years ago
'..But i only got intials cos i couldnt stand the pain!!' HA! Takin the gun to my nuts would scare me let alone intials!
thejokersfavour 3 years ago
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What is this horrid shit?
poopyscoopy5 3 years ago
Imao
goldielooknchain 3 years ago
lol funny snit
isjoellash 3 years ago
i wanna buy u chips down the mecca bingo haha fcking ledgends
adamg8686 3 years ago
This is just too true.
lolz
tuggray 3 years ago
or maybe ever quavers..
BillB808 3 years ago
ill serenade you with a bag of space raiders classics
djgrayyy 3 years ago 5
any yank fuckin bastard who says this is shit will be forced to suck my fuckin huge hairy bollocks! u fuckin humorless cunts, this is fucking hilarious, get over yourselves!!
thisbandcalled 3 years ago 7
I'm a Yank and I think it's brilliant, but I lived in the UK for a while. You have to understand that many of the cultural references will only make sense to UK citizens. We don't have Argos over here. Okay?
Trablo 3 years ago 2
that's fine m8, had a lot hatin it is all :)
thisbandcalled 3 years ago
Trablo you are forgiven we just cant stand the simple minded americans, which sadly makes up most of americans ;)
Fanaticjames 3 years ago
Too right M8! U brits got it where it counts! The music, the humour, the horror! Cun´t hear ya innit fow weal wiggers! Rule Britannia!
Embrace731 3 years ago 2
ill buy you ten fags on a day-trip to caephilly lmfao
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I threw up halfway through.
johnrcoben 3 years ago
Lol, come on it's hilarious.
1337ube3 3 years ago 9
defooo xD
iwantadamnNZaccent 3 years ago 3
shows you how good glc are lol
AbsoluteShambles 3 years ago 2
kingston town by UB40.
bcfcyouknowsit 3 years ago
whats the name of the original? by ll coo j
carlypeace 3 years ago
'curious' by midnight star - that cheesy 80's r'n'b suits this track soooo much.
unequivocalminutiae 3 years ago
"What's it gonna take, to get your attention
A tracksuit and gold chain and semi-erection
Say no more, I can feel a tear
You can smokes my fags and drinks my beer"
Jesus that's one of the smoothest lines I've ever heard. These guys are awesome.
Maytag818 3 years ago 5
I reckon it's actually 7 inch not semi.
Matto240 3 years ago
Yeah you're right now that I listen again.
Maytag818 3 years ago