Sarah Silverman - Carson Daly Roast

[psychwardmovies]

She go a lot further because she's a woman, imo. I love it.

[GaryTheGerbil3]

This woman is fantastic

[leeonr]

sarah is hot

[kamaldavis96]

they were advertising the roast on urinal cakes in toilets at my local burger king back when this was coming on. i loved peeing into carson's stupid fucking face

[stargazerlily86]

Wow this is really old Jessica Simpson and Nick are together

[PleaseLookAtMyCock]

Did she died?

[kappagirl981]

god she's amazing. total girl crush on her.

[kappagirl981]

what year was this?

[RobertBalto]

2:34 what a pair of blank slates HAHAHA

[ThePhil909]

i like she says stuff and really she doesnt giv a shit shes awsome

[ThePhil909]

wel... u must say sarahs not shy FUKN HEL hahaahaha

[LongBow1600]

How does this qualify as funny?

[mrfalafl]

Wow... bad audience.

[mrbrockpeters]

Who is Carson Daily? And who is this Mexican chick?

[TheBarry7777]

boring cunt

[HyperU2]

Great set, bad crowd.  But then being on MTV says that already.

[diesel1279dsl]

yea, who the hell is Carson Daly!?

[Agiostafos]

She is so Low Class it is not even funny! If she had enough scruples she would not need to swear all the time and sound like a truck driver....she is disgusting ! Zero lady in her! Even when she is not doing a show she sounds like a truck driver and of course Last but not least a Religious RACIST who clearly Disrespects Other Peoples Faith! Pure ARROGANCE!

[TheQxx]

@Agiostafos Quiet you cunt.

[SackFulloApplez1993]

@Agiostafos I agree, up to the religious part, because people shouldn't be allowed to be called normal if they believe that a zombie Jesus will come back, or killing yourself for Mohammed will bring you some odd number of virgins. These people need to be made fun for being idiots, like the people that believe in Zeus or Scientology.

[LordYaoi]

@Agiostafos No no no, let's not start with the double standards. Your misconceptions of what a lady is has nothing to do with a person being funny. Male "comedians" who do nothing but blurt out obsceneties are no more funny than this. I've seen Silverman be slightly funny, not this time. She certainly isn't great like some people want to believe, but she's OK. Also, she's a Jew, some Jews think they're entitled to be discriminatory considering what they've endured in these thousands of years.

[Cbnboi]

BOMBED

[avoed1973]

she is very nice .............untill she opens her mouth

[PaladinHero]

It was a serious misstep on their part to mic Carson Daly. Part of what makes roasts so hard-hitting is miking ONLY the podium/lecturn. Otherwise it's distracting.

[harmonicazhin]

the things she said about Jimmy... her love... I can't even imagine what she'd say to someone she hates. O_O

[ImWithMe]

This is almost as bad as the situation.

[antisoul82]

So isn't there supposed to be celebrities and other comics on the stage?? Why do they have random people behind the Tool, has been Nelly, and Jimmy and Adam? Must have been a hell of a roast

[stratmancj]

wow ... this was brutal

[jazzlicka]

personally I think she is way above average

[happyblackness]

They even bleeped the word "sucking".

[katkowalski314]

@happyblackness I think she said "fucking"

[happyblackness]

@katkowalski314 yeah i think you're right.

[kubek]

Oh man! It's sick but it's funny! I should be offended but I'm not. I really loved that!

[bamboosa]

I live in this town. One sees these people about, sometimes, and one would ask, why are these people famous? Steely Dan put it well when they said, "showbiz kids making movies of themselves you know they don't give a fuck about anybody else..." . There are exceptions, of course. Can't think of any at the moment.

[Sorokina]

How did she ever get famous? She is not at all funny... has an irritating voice, and is average looking at best. Main thing though... she is unfunny and her 'jokes' aren't clever at all.

[iwantahat]

@Sorokina not everybody likes the same thing, maybe that's why you don't like her but others do. relate to the things you like and don't hate on the things you don't like.

[Mystylplx]

@Sorokina

If you don't like her why are you going around to all her videos hating on her? This is the third video of hers I've seen you on. Do you have any concept of how pathetic it is to go around to all of the videos of someone you claim to not like just so you can put in the comments that you don't like her? Get a life, loser.

[coconutwalrus139]

@Sorokina shes funny. you have no sense of humor. her irritating voice is what makes her funny. shes average, but doable. shes a jew.

[bro4o]

anal with sarah would be nice

[JamieOwen05]

nelly's face when carson's laughing at the testicular cancer joke.....

[PalestinianDoctor]

WHO is Carson Daly ? ? ? 

[ThePhil909]

@PalestinianDoctor seriously who is he?(not joking)

[PalestinianDoctor]

@ThePhil909 see this to know how he is really ...

watch?v=u1-GtUCKd34&feature=re­lated

[ThePhil909]

@PalestinianDoctor just tel me it goes nowherewatch?v=u1-GtUCKd34&fea­ture=re­lated

[PalestinianDoctor]

@ThePhil909 He is nobody .. he has a talk show at 1:00 am or somthing it's not a late show no more it's the tomorrow show ... no one is awake to watch it ... david letterman makes fun of it .. just look for this and watch it " Letterman takes on NBC Vol 2: Dave Discusses Conan Leno & NBC " you gonna love it I PROMISE !

[ThePhil909]

@PalestinianDoctor hahaa funny as

[flipmode51]

@PalestinianDoctor dude if u graduated high school before '06 there is no way u dont know who Carson is...do the letters T.R.L. ring a bell?

[stankbootysry]

@flipmode51 (Double facepalm) are you kidding me....? If you can't understand that joke than how do you understand any of this?

[PalestinianDoctor]

@flipmode51 to understand why everyone agrees with me see this .. write this on youtube search :

" Letterman takes on NBC Vol 2: Dave Discusses Conan Leno & NBC "

[jk7350]

not funny ! we want jeff ross !!!!!

[yellowhue30]

She is not at all a bad comedian. You say she's only on tv because of her looks? Your a dumbass. Case in point; NOT A LOT OF UGLIEST ON TV. Not that there aren't some, but she clearly has built a career on being bold and beautiful, and she's a frickin Jew to boot. I mean seriously, Jews normally. aren't too funny, save that they find humor in Christian beliefs.

[murderousbastard83]

She is only on TV cause she is pretty, she is one of the worst comedians I've seen ever!!

[DailionDos]

@murderousbastard83 cause is jew,

[thepotatisperson]

genius

[krayzeejojo]

Carson's a moron. He's never been funny or even remotely interesting. After trying to struggle to watch just one episode of his show, have to say he deserves the insults coming to him.

[macacalocaedoida]

that's kind of rude

[steveconn]

I'm a Jew and Sarah Silverman makes me anti-semitic.

[SEHANO]

@steveconn lol yeah her Jewish jokes are really annoying. It's like 3/4 of her entire act.

[rr7firefly]

joking about cancer? it may be a roast, but she still is extremely annoying. when you're eating out of the toilet it shows whenever you open your mouth.

[spiceweasel3x6]

@rr7firefly wow cry moar ya little bitch

[MrJuanCamilito]

who the hell is Carson Daly?

[claracampi]

Sorry, she is a genius. She goes where nobody else dares to go, and the fact that she's a woman simply makes her braver!

[bioskope]

@claracampi She goes where nobody else goes? Have you seen these roasts? This is very tame. She doesn't even hold a candle to even Whitney Cummings . Jeff Ross and Greg Giraldo would take dumps bigger than Sarah Silverman and it would still be funnier than her.

[chrysillo]

@claracampi people don't make fun of cancer not because they don't dare, they don't do it because it's not fuckin funny. she is no genius, just a dumb bitch

[MrBigp27]

@claracampi jimmy kimmels pants ?

[stonebridge999]

She sucks, hairy jew bitch.

[MrBluewatson]

WTF!!?? carson daily is gay as fuck.

[MyAccount4TrollingU]

Silverman=liberal twat

[ktm5194]

wow her voice is so annoying

[bnsaints]

Why do people think this bitch is funny?

[SunnySunKansas]

she is great

[112frankybaby]

Nelly wasnt laughing after that cancer joke, hit home

[househeadericmd]

i love sarah but i also hate her at the same time! perhaps i need therapy!

[Syniqal]

Yeesh, whichever douchebucket decided that this should be bleeped really needs to get with the times, and *bleep* that *bleeping* camel monkey donkey *bleep* in the *bleep*.

[doctordoctordocism]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA I FUCKING LOVE HER

[AE86HachiRokuGTS]

jajaja = mas puto

[johnnahodil]

they have a rorst for anyone now.....it used to be ya had to be respected and had to have talent to get a roast....now ya just have to do blow jobs and bad jokes....what the f***!!!!

[tearscratch31]

what year?

[Mockingbird5150]

tool academy

[Cosmosity]

Not one of Sarah's best. Edgy comedy is funny, unless you go over the edge.

[chrysillo]

how can someone make jokes about cancer?, how the fuck is that funny?

[nomis101uk]

@chrysillo And you've never laughed at anything that might pertain to something that's caused distress to anyone ever?...I rest my case

[doctordoctordocism]

@chrysillo it's like your face

[chrysillo]

@doctordoctordocism that's really smart. now you should be doing comedy too

[doctordoctordocism]

@chrysillo yeah i'm super smart. i am a fucking genius.

[pboisei]

"He get's paid by the tooth." jajaja!

[musicfeen64]

I love shocked Nelly is hahaha

[MrWonkoSane]

Unfortunately, sqaz, she's made it clear in her routines that she doesn't do back door action.

[britishmikey]

im no prude and i love comedy thats close to the bone but those gags about the Big C made me slightly uncomfortable. she is funny though.

[sqazsquat]

i'd love to rim her.

[elijahw06]

She said Britney Spears' what?

[T1Unknown1T]

2:19 nellys like wtf is up with this guy

[Doodleanji]

LOL.... Carson is so hammered!! He laughing at everything, and hugging Kimmel. He's wasted!

[sivazh]

I would love to taste her vagina.

[roman14032]

you know, this chick is funny cuse she says shocking things "for a chick" but only for a chick, if she were a guy it would be weak

[freshandlegal]

Wow, Carson Daly laughs at everything

[brightlights212]

carson daly is such a toolbox.

[kubkins]

@brightlights212 I didn't want to be the 35th person to thumbs up 'carson daly is suck a toolbox' because of course he is. then i watched the video and yes, it does need to be reiterated. what a fucking tool

[chadseechaddo]

@brightlights212 just a "normal" frat boy who's normal. great for the masses

[mikeduplantier]

2003?

[FairsleyDifference]

Who the fuck is that at 3:08? Looks like Will Forte with Down Syndrome.

[Koopatroopa01]

@FairsleyDifference Jimmy Kimmel.

[JesusIsKindaGay]

"When i started dating Jimmy i didn't even know he had a talk show, i thought it was an infomercial for "boring"."

Man, that floored me.

[stryfetc]

nelly wasn't laughing because his sister died of cancer!!

[bballSwan]

RELENTLESS

[iwannagetdirrtyy]

"he was cleaning it" LOL

[wutchamacallit]

i don't why jimmy kimmel dated this woman. ugh.

[joseaod15]

"What year is this?" LOL

[aceofspades02]

geez... she's crazy! she takes so hard on her jokes!

[FailMatt]

Haha Jessica Simpson saying "what" to the testicular cancer joke

[1Pantikian]

@FailMatt lol shes so fucking dumb