Ask A Ninja - Question 2 "Ninja Santa"

[abstraktgirl]

this is my favorite episode, kicking it old skool. when it was first on itunes, i started watching after the third installment. LOVE it jjjjjj

[SirGabriel2076]

Ninjas that celebrate Christmas avenged Pearl Harbor!

[theblackbull55]

i only watch this due the intro

[fennaru]

this is the first "ask a ninja" video i've watched where i actually noticed his mouth o.o

[MrOlgregg]

he has to be a ninja!!!!!

[vanceninja1]

cool i think this funny you about he must be ninja we do not now

[suprizebuttsexz]

pretty sher you cant tretin kids on the internet some law or some thing

[eviljak11]

6-6-7--7-6-7-7

[ChaosZero005]

i like the fact that he switched from a cloth head covering-thingy to pantyhose with a hole in it.

[alphabravocharlies]

aww man imagine if santa and his elves had a war with the tooth fairy and all of my minions....i mean its minions

[thekoopakids]

now it all makes sense

santa is a ninja

[SirGabriel2076]

@thekoopakids Actually, those people overestimate ninjas just like they overestimate Chuck Norris. They may be champion fighters and perfected assassins, but they are not omnipotent.

I say that Santa Claus is a wizard.

Who else has a beard and a pointy hat and is connected with snow?

Elves, too, are wizards because that is their favored class.

Santa Clause is a transmuter and rejects necromancy, illusion, and invocation. That should probably explain those enchanted reindeer.

[SirGabriel2076]

@SirGabriel2076 Oh, yeah, and he travels so fast that he goes in and out of your house simultaneously so he travels too fast to be seen.

His familiar is a penguin that gives him protection from oceans, even cold oceans, and gives him a +2 Cha per level gained.

The said penguin is used to both snow and swimming and therefore is useful in both sides of the Equator at Christmas.

Also at Christmas, the night is as bright as day in Antarctica.

The penguin is also a good fisher of men.

[SirGabriel2076]

@SirGabriel2076 I hope such Christmas penguin joke isn't sac-religious!

[SirGabriel2076]

@SirGabriel2076 My mistake: he rejects conjuration, not illusion. Illusion includes all of them invisibility powers.

[WhitetailHuntress23]

Which ninja video has the lion king scene at the end? It's freakin hilarious lol.. well I guess they all are!!!

[exteremeJUGGERNAUT]

@WhitetailHuntress23 i believe thats the how to kill a ninja episode

[TMoney120885]

Dude, get a freaking life. Your videos suck ass

[AndrewChrisHoran]

@TMoney120885 2 things1 if u hate the videos dont watch them 2 do you think a person with 98k subscribers gives a fuck about what you say?

[MRMCLUVING1]

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[vudurabbit]

lol blood of the children..

[thewilliamyang]

his not a reallife ninja his a person

[tntdabomb911]

@thewilliamyang well duh he's not even asian...look at his eye...

[RagnorokGundam]

ah murderous santa lol

[TheBlackLotus18]

actually if u rearrange the letters, Santa actually can spell Satan....I know deep!

[thecoolmex]

this is so old school, I love it, good memories. thank you Ninja for all the knowledge.

[MechaChazilla]

Santa does not wear red, he wore green. The reason that people think he wore red is because Coca-cola changed his outfit to match their logo/packaging.

Also, Santa was from Lapland, not the north pole.

[loggers21]

Of course he is thats very obvious but what if santa had an evil clone/twin what would he be like

[VincentCromwell]

@loggers21 well actually....i suppose if your looking for an exact opposite there is Black Peter who was at one point associated with Pirates...ironic as that may sound.

[Anusdhka]

santa is red, but what about the white stripes on his suit?

[uchihaitachi181]

@Anusdhka he's THAT good to where he can't get anymore blood....or a child hasn't seen him

[Kirushy007]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[Fula101]

Its pronounced neen-jah.

[MurdocLC]

@Fula101 Who are you correcting?

[petahsmit]

what wepos does santa use

[HowApathetic]

@petahsmit Santa doesn't use weapons, he IS a weapon!

[RbonStudios]

@petahsmit Sharp lollipops, and other horrible things.

[MrKlarnsLikesCheese]

I watched this while wearing a ninja mask.

[mantis3331]

do ninjas like turtles?!

[trystanater]

lolz

[MrPHATMAHN]

KIDS DO NOT DO HE HAS TO KILL YOU IT THA CODE OF THA NINJA!!!!!!!

hahahahaha

[XxshamangirlxX]

first time i eva watch this askninja thingy but seriously hes so fucken funny :D

[miniman649]

What is a ninja's favorite animal? cats?

[ninja4301]

@liamopia Co Za Asy! 2 u 2 my frend lol

[mynewkickers]

do ninjas wear fuzzy socks and have a familiar animal u know maybe a cat or black ninja cobra?

[liamopia]

Co Za Asy!

[AltiasNom]

This ninja deserves more cookies.

[XxServalcat24xX]

i love the intro

[Spartan472]

last christmas, i remember telling my 6 year old cousin that Santa is a ninja. she got really mad at me. lol

[Laviathan1993]

he's santa!

[megamedamonZ]

Now i know why Santa likes red so much.

[bonecrusherarrrg]

ninja i need your help my friends says that a spartan would kill a ninja but i said that the ninja would not even be seen and the spartan would be cut in half and fall to two peices on the ground....what is your prediction of the fight ?

[studentOFtheSHADOW]

@bonecrusherarrrg

i think a ninja would win. because he has more skill than a spartan..a spartan just swings a sword around but a ninja acually does different things...the spartan would bedisarmed before he even had a chance to swing..trust me i went to ninjutsu school in colorado springs..Kashiwa Bujinkan Ninjutsu Dojo..check out there vids on youtube and be amazed of what we are capable of..

[zbratizme03]

Merry christmas!!!! santa ninja visited!

[garrett2482]

your mask was see thru i could seeyour mouth

[DickSimmons2]

Happy almost Five years (unless you read this in the future, but) happy Five years!

[ninjatuna6]

lol

[captivesparrow]

I watched this since it's so close to christmas again. God funny shit.

[dan85691]

retire...

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[cantore35]

awefull!

[GatameOne]

Santa better not come in my house this christmas or i got a present for'em

[GatameOne]

You look forward to killing her soon?

[claudelebel55]

the blood of children part is over the line in my opinion

[uberbigbread]

@claudelebel55 fag

[claudelebel55]

@uberbigbread what the f... do you know, asshole

[uberbigbread]

@claudelebel55 hahhaha fckin retard bullshit kid. go fck ur own asshole

[Devdraco]

@uberbigbread Your first sentence, needs major revision. You should probably stop, raise your hands in the air, and stop moving because the Grammar Police are gonna kick your ass in a few. As for "fucking your own asshole," It's physically impossible.

[neddhu]

@claudelebel55 it doesn't matter what your opinion is :D

Wrestler fans: Who said this? :D The great Oneeeeeeeeeeee

[claudelebel55]

@neddhu it matters to those for whom it matters.

[sexxxyangie]

if ur a ninja, how can i see you i thought they were supposed to be silent and stelthy

[TaurisMemnon]

@sexxxyangie You don't see HI, you see a video of him, he is probably in the shadows waiting to strike as you watch this video! lol

[sexxxyangie]

91 kids were killed

[sagaofbluewing]

This is still one of the best.

[chitownzfinesthustla]

do they sill make ninja episodes?

[Madblaster89]

@chitownzfinesthustla yes after a 2 year hiatus.

[twilightdweller1]

I never got killed by a ninja! When I was a kid, i swear to god, I saw Santa there by the tree. He's fuckin huge.

[gnarlyismymiddlename]

@twilightdweller1 Or it was just your mom's fat ass cheeks. ROFLCOPTER, AWAY!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[axelxroxaskakashilvr]

um dont mean to be rude ninja but get a better ninja suit =/ mask does not work

[TaurisMemnon]

@axelxroxaskakashilvr This was the original low budget version, its not even a ninja outfit its just black clothes lol. The new Ninja has a real suit.

[SuburbanNinja8000]

@TaurisMemnon Really its Navy Blue... its does a better job at Blending then than Black.

[Alvaris]

whenever the kids my gf has to babysit rant about presents close to xmas I'm gonna whip out the "Santa is a ninja" bit.

[ReExperiment]

the mask is a bit tight he has much to learn

[jonen9494]

The ninja is "Mark" From "Key of awesome"

[abrazo7991]

oh come on guys, it`s obviously santa is a ninja, look at him (rofl)

[ryuhyabusa1000]

alrigth so when me and my friend were 12 he told me he woke up and went down stairs and he said he saw a teddy bear with a red hat and a white ball.in the morning he said it was gone.i guess ninja santa was merciful

[thegreatninjaman]

hmm santa fits the discription of a pedophile too, wierd lol

[mokarevolution567]

i always thought that santa was fat drunk in a furry gay outfit. now i know.

[doomcoda57]

"Dont do it kids, HE HAS TO KILL YOU!"

[Monu2420]

0:01

Everyone else does this so why not?

[zzzsnorlaxzzz]

Ok, that is the most Ben Stiller ninja I've ever seen. Seriously, the eyebrows and vocal tones just scream it.

[Eursavion]

0:00

[xBlazingBloodx]

"i mean who else could travel all around the world in one night and sneak into that many houses" - chuck norris

[TacosRawsumMoo]

XD "those guys'll slit your throat in less than 3 seconds..."XD XD XD

[RockJoe]

88 kids probably survived seeing Santa Clause in the middle of the night.

[lilAngus55]

Young children, DO NOT TRY TOO SEE SANTA CLAUSE. He must kill you as the code of the ninja clearly states.

[AwsomeMystery]

what would happen with the ninja child orphans whos parents died in war coz most ninjas kids i know don't know abouy santa so y is that goe?

[Missykicksassdude]

That's it! I'm telling my future spawns that Santa is a ninja.

[TsuKing]

@Missykicksassdude

haha good idea :) Santa being a ninja makes much more sense too doesn't it?

[Namord]

@Missykicksassdude: And to not look at him, or they'll DIE!

[azaxYyYyY]

dude ur amazing

[Cyberwolf1995]

88 people had their children killed by santa

[torgojr1]

@Cyberwolf1995 no johnny why...why!? (cry) i didnt dislike

[niklashg1]

@Cyberwolf1995 99 now

[transamws6usmc]

@Cyberwolf1995 100 people had thier children killed by Santa

[MrMonkeyshine89]

i know who you are and ive seen your face and dont bother trying to kill me because i AM SANTA!

[jimstraton]

dont ask any questions or he will kill uuuuu

[Theelamental]

i noticed that you are waring a very dark red

[TheGrimKidX]

i believe elves ARE real. but they aren't short, they're normal sized.

[T0ASTK1NG]

i know for a fact santa is a ninja cuase i live in north pole.....the small ninjas r dicks they kicked me in the knee

[hanzip]

santas has working MINJAS!!

[grantrithor]

back in the day when he wasn't so loud and energetic. but everything he says sounds the same.

[thelovebat]

I think that 87 people accidently clicked on the dislike button...

[luckygozer]

i tought mailman was ninja im bored i look out window see no one near my door and all of a sudden theres mail! that or some evil wizard teleports the mail then again he wouldnt be evil if he teleports mail

[siewmuimui]

WOW THAT MAKES SOOOO MUCH SENSE!!!! no wonder the boy next door disappeared after Christmas eve... lol

[ellissmith23]

santa is bad ass

[pitbullsucks]

wait if ur a ninja and we just watched u then wouldnt u have to kill a-------

[Guanchen]

I always thought Santa is communist.

[EvilMonkey191]

so thats why he wears red

[japaniseanimialover1]

ahhhhh so that's how Santa does it i am now going to train in the way of the ninja (naruto style) and challenge Santa to a duel to the death wish me luck

[Darkjamac04]

My girlfriend is going to cry wen she finds out that Santa is actually a pro ninja that kills children haha, might spoil Christmas for her a little bit XD

[Guny5239]

How many people have you threatend to kill? and u said nijas make everything, can you teach me how to make throwing stars?

[TheWeirdShow104]

oh...mini ninjas...that makes so much mor sense...

[MultiYippee]

i dont have a chimney so he cant sneak into my house

[lautaro10000]

@MultiYippee well you do have doors and windows...

[LawsonMovies]

look closely at his mask you can see his nose and mouth cleary

[MrVamp09]

tech he has to kill everone thats watched his vid

[kyle4enriquez4]

maybe the grim reaper is a ninja too

[ShadowHeartsFlight07]

LMFAO santa ninja makes perfect sense I mean think about the man sneaks into your house deposits presents and leaves without hardly anyone ever seeing him and as ninja points out if you do see him no one is ever going to know (lol is any kid sees this they'll have nightmares form a year

[harima500]

never thought santa was a member of the ninja family

[TheVivvav]

Wow, I can actually see your mouth move under the mask in this one.

[turuu214]

santa must be black then cuz blacks r good at entering and leaving houses that fast..

[iknowlamename121]

i always new santa had to be a kick ass ninja

[jambalolk]

You don't see/hear a ninja. If you see/hear a ninja, it's the last sight /sound you will experience.

[ZonkedxSupremo]

it is all suddenly so clear! santa is a ninja! how could we have not realized this?!?

[spoofanaters]

check my channel for a spoof

[shotputgirl]

I KNEW SANTA WAS A NINJA!!!!....lol

[HiddenMistWolves]

OMG THATS :O

[rukukitsune]

the blood of children who have woken up in the middle of the night (LMAO)

[SuperSneakyBeaver]

santa is a ninja

[BreakingBfan2015]

the world now makes sense.

[pixeluvr]

elves are tiny ninja

[VentureCrew007]

ZOMG! Ninja Santa XD That's brilliant.

[LiLV3XX08]

I would walk downstairs with my eyes closed hahaha! But seriously....

[kc84ful]

I have to meet this guy hmmmm?? does that mean he will have to kill me if I do?

[Gavin17259]

1:09 lol Santa kills kids!

[sadum309]

i love you! iv seen all your vids funny funny 20 thumbs up funny! and it realy makes sence too :) you have made me love X mas!

[Falcon6998]

CHRISTmas. NOT, X-Mas. >=U

[sadum309]

:( im sorry i dont beleve in christ so i normaly call it that anoying day people bug me with family and presents

[SOLDIER196]

LIKE THE INTRO

[brentsearight]

ROFLMAO OMFG

[MrLandreth]

nite nite kiddies hahaha

[PurpleGovernment]

Its 2005 Youtube Video. lol

[neoman121]

"Ninja" started by a guy who wanted to sneak into peoples houses and give them presents for his rent. you see... he uses those milk and cookies for his rent. :).

God bless.

[BiancaEstrella303]

Hell yeah man everyone knows Santa is a ninja. His cloths are red from the blood of children who woke up in the middle of the night trying to get a glimpse of Santa. I'm so going to tell my daughter that that's why Santa appears to be wearing red. "Kids do not do it, he has to kill you it's the code of the ninja." XD LMFAO

[daFunnSt1s]

@BiancaEstrella303 nice :)

[TheVivvav]

@BiancaEstrella303 Yes, ruin the mimsy and happiness of father Christmas and traumatize your daughter for life. That's the holiday spirit!

[bloodsrunthicker]

@BiancaEstrella303 omg that is my fav line but my santa was a drunken walmart empolyee

[RyoZBlade]

@bloodsrunthicker Of course that santa in the walmart was not a real ninja just a wannabe LOL

[HPMatthew]

lol thats funny

[kigoxy91]

i guess im glad that i always fell asleep trying to stay up on christmas to see santa XD

[MultiYippee]

the beginning of this video sounded like windows nt 4.0

[MultiYippee]

*gulp*

lucky im not christian im muslim

[Vault101Reject]

"Luck" isn't really the right word for that.

[MultiYippee]

yes it is how come if i am muslim santa will come into my house lowered down thumb to +3

[starberry2947]

lol xD

[Valis77]

ninja the original santa lol

[sk081]

hmmm well at least santa been a ninja explains the whoel "he sees you when ur sleeping ,he knows when ur awake" song xD

[TinF00L]

Wow in his older stuff he was a much calmer ninja I guess all that killing has made him more hyper

[xXRosesAndTh0rnsXx]

O.O HOLY CRAP! did they change ninjas? the newest one must be his son or somethin! maybe he became a better actor later or somethin o.o

[dante404]

So does that mean that Santa isn't a very good ninja considering he's been seen so many times that his black uniform is now red? Why doesn't he wash it? Is he too broke to buy anoth

The person typing this comment has just been killed. Kids, never question the methods of a ninja. We already look forward to killing you don't give us a reason to come early.

[numarolld1]

lol really? santa will kill you?

[Cortlen1211]

XD thats brutal

[devingrdnr]

@crazymatt117 no me and my dad are ninjas and we both know that a ninja can cook and deliver the exact pizza that you want before you ask for it

[MrDswizkid98]

cool

[NeoShadowNinJa]

Merry Christmas! Where's your reindeer, Santa?