SCIENTOLOGY CULT MINISTERS IN HAITI, GROWS A BOYS LEG BACK, WOW.

[Hannsfeld]

Funny, I didn't think there were any celebrities to convert down in Haiti, and the Haitians surely can't afford to pay for "auditing".

I am guessing that the scientologist jedi crew flew down there because they found out that the earthquake was actually caused by lord Xenu carpet bombing "Theatans" in some volcanoes with the nukes again.

That wacky Xenu - You can dress him up but you can't take him anywhere.

[skyler0248]

i love bill

[loonmaniac]

Scientology sucks.

[mnql1]

A Scientology touch assist is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

[ryushiRj38]

proof, pics, and vids, or it didn't happen.

[CalamityKessel]

Damn parasitic cult. I hoped they wouldn't do this, but they can't miss a publicity opportunity, and the people they sent doubtless believe they are helping.

[KevinFL]

John Travolta is the wealthy private donor.

[JapanAnonymous]

A wealthy private donor gave or shelled out for the plane and not $cientology. Typical $cientology.

[expectusagain]

sick bullshit is sick

[expectusagain]

@morehate4uall

gud question lrh said n*gger

ALLOT

[JapanAnonymous]

A crappy faith healing publicity stunt. Why didn't the $cientologist faith healers heal Lisa McPherson?

[fakesmith797]

its likely the haitians being "treated" by the $cions are going to think they're being helped by christians because of the fat cross on their shirts.

[BenjaminNBS]

Wealthy private donor = John Travolta, flying his own plane to Haiti.

Instead of Scientology Ministers - how about some more doctors/nurses or other SKILLED people qualified to help those in need. Even more supplies would have been better than sending in these manipulative missionaries...

[GetTheCans]

Those guys really don't belong there. They're just going to get hurt. Then again, what the hell does the C0$ care if people get killed promoting Scientology?

They'd just use their deaths to promote how hardcore they are to those inside to keep any who are being tortured from thinking that it's okay and not so bad if they aren't dead yet.

GRRRRR!!!

[mollie2810]

They sue them for standing in the way!

[ValerieBarlow]

Now following Scientological reasoning, it would imply that if John Wayne Bobbitt was a $cientologist he would have saved alot of money on reconstructive surgery. Furthermore, it would have grown back able to rise on command and not covered in BTs.

[Rockster969]

$cilon shitunts

[ValerieBarlow]

One thing $cientology and the MSM agree upon: Take one highly publicised relief/PR campaign, wrap religion around it loosely, and proceed to shove down throat of public.

[soulinite]

Just wat haiti needs, quack faith healers from an evil cult mascarading as real doctors.

Remeber how $cientology "helped" Lisa McPherson?

[ValerieBarlow]

Don't worry the Haitians don't have enough cash flow to interest them. Don't expect to see an Haitian org any time soon. This, just like the Israeli relief effort, is a well disguised PR campaign. Do expect to hear how much they did for the poor little Haitians in the near and distant future.