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  • don't be black otherwise you will die first

  • You forgot... don't be the black guy!

  • Rules to successfully survive a horror movie remake:

    The death scenes have to be way more extreme.

    Unexpected is the new cliché.

    Virgins can die now.

    To be the new version you know 2.0, the killer should be filming the murders.

    You have to have an opening sequence.

    Don't fuck with the original.

  • Rules to survive the last chapter:

    "You've got a killer who’s gonna be superhuman. Stabbing him won’t work, shooting him won’t work. Basically in the third one, you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up."

    "Anyone, including the main character, can die.”

    "The past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest! Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you.

  • Rules to successfully survive a horror movie sequel:

    The body count is always bigger.

    The death scenes are always much more elaborate, with more blood and gore.

    "Never, ever, under any circumstances assume the killer is dead."

  • Rules to successfully survive a horror movie:

    You cant survive if you have sex.

    You cant survive if you drink or do drugs.

    You cant survive if you say "I'll be right back", "Hello?" or "Who's there?"

  • xD "you button stealing Son of a B¡tch!"

  • this was good, I just watched strangers and :( I wish more writers would take in to consideration most people can't empathize with really really stupid characters. These rules you came up with are common sense things that most people would abide by in real life I think. Good video.

  • you forgot a step, never stay with the girl with a bikini thats drunk or blonde, or better yet, never stay with the girl with the bikini at all!

  • What about the black guy always dies?

  • if you survive the first movie, dont show up in the sequal

  • @tvampyer what if the sequel is Halloween or Scream? Survivor didn't die in those sequels!

  • I enjoy this.

  • So, let me get this straight. 1-Searching the basement's a no-no. 2-There's strength in numbers. 3-The killer often plays possum. 4-Don't look back. Just bolt. 5-If you take down the killer, capitalize, then bolt. 6-Avoid little girls with dolls. 7-Any combination of sex, alcohol, and drugs, or just 1 of the 3, equal death. 8-Looks can be deceiving. 9-Never watch a horror movie in a horror movie. 10-When hiding, keep the fuck quiet. Sound about right?
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