Perfect Man Auctions Virginity

[andrewcurtis17]

$14 and all the spaghetti-o's in my pantry

[surfinlovingirll16]

...wut

[Tooley641]

Like a boss

[ZenAntics]

LOL....Awesome. Was wondering what the winning bid was...

[CaptainOmarful]

Ahhhh the good ol days when you made videos

[NusubitoSan]

This guy is the best troll i have ever seen. If he isn't trolling...oh my fcking god.

[MisterJesse]

dude, you are misrepresenting yourself by SMOOTHING OUT THE FOIL MORE THAN YOU USUALLY DO. When I find my soul mate i'll just be like, whatsup, this is how i always am.

[andreas929]

i will give you 2 dollar................ ho and by the way i am a man but i am a women inside

[chris37865]

How much do you spend on foil a month? Just curious.

[silversnakeseven]

Prostitution FTW!

[perfectxokissess]

Lovin that fart at the end ;D

[moonshadow1311]

I'm hooking you up with my friend Doug. He's a dancer and a blackbelt.

[bman462]

i cant breathe nice vid

[FroggyHope]

Well, I am a very hot babe, but with a very hairy beaver. I am just into the natural look. Naturally beautiful, all natural baby. ;P

[wastedom]

awesome.

[dexter111344]

Amazing!

[4beans4]

there's no WAY you're a virgin!

[omennemo363]

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA soulmate i cant believe this

[sean38125]

this is the best thing i've ever seen

[MantisFang]

captain chaos!

[night524]

What about Dawn Baynard? Have you considered her as a possible candidate? She sounds SMOKING HOT. You should propose this to her as she seems like the perfect person to take your virginity.

[poliwhirl2014]

i freakin read this book and it is freaky. and funny, but i am so paranoid now

[lasherslaugh]

1...Confederate dollar....will u wear the suit?! LMAO

[Estilum]

fa dollah? fa dollah?

[defragen1]

LOL

[DangerousTR]

rofl this is mad

[symonexlovesxyou]

LMFAO.

no hairy beaveers and im SERIOUS.

[c0nsci0usness]

ROFLCOPTRE

[SolidTechnologies]

I gots about tree-fiddy fo ya.

[1337dingo]

Good luck! XD

[funkyfuhrer]

10bux!!! hahaha

[chickvicious08]

lol run away to canada and be with me... I love you

[night524]

You're insane to be selling your virginity! Stay pure! You should know by now the aliens have seen this video and an alien will disguise itself as a smoking hot martial arts babe with no hair on her beaver to win the auction and then will reveal itself as an alien to you when you meet "her"! DON'T DO IT!

[oaknairb]

this has to be a joke.

[MrkDorker]

REALLY, you think?

[bebop550]

17,000 US dollars/

[meatwadski]

Love your books!! I just nailed my roommate with a hypnotized trout/bass.

[cswelchy]

dood, whazzup with your sinuses? take some benadryl.

[gboog9]

no hairy beavers!

[JaysonCho1]

i got a cookie!

[valerie0101]

Save your virginity! Potato Cannons are super easy to make.

[neoso4]

laser not potato

[soccom2005]

wtf is a potato cannon?

[neoso4]

Well its a kind of tube its kinda a cannon with potatummunition

[sweatersock]

a tuber?

[minesisbigger]

really intense ladies only

[takingbackfrydae]

I bid over 9000

[Bunnybabe144]

1p!

[danwazere1]

I bid 100,000 rupees

[neilmac4]

roflololololololololol!!!!!!!!­!

[ZuuLSpAcEmAn]

I got $1.25 on it... for real man I'm broke.

[azza0210]

is that a farting sound at 1:07?

SUHTTOP BAWB IMMA BOUT TO FIND MAH SOULMATE!

[MAXXNinja]

I'M ABOUT TO FIND MAH SOUL MATE.

[ikilledsanta321]

I bid $1,000,000

[LGDE569]

$69!

[Daddyslittlesadist66]

I am all of the above baby =P

I bid 68 euro ;)

[PandyFackleresque]

Well, I guess I'll get to shavin' tomorrow. $50!

[selif1]

I think the tinfoil's going to be something of a handicap.  Then again, there's that nice little fart as he got up to consider.

*cackle*

[julielastname]

I like the cut of your jib sir. And I haven't had a yeast infection for well over a week.

[ElCapAddict]

$25!

[thekidcandrive]

LOL!

[KlassyKamikaze]

Haha! So you're cousin(Robert) is the player and not you?

[TruSoldier143JC]

Hey... he didnt say No dudes.

[GHOSTSALIENS]

I said "really intense LADIES only."

[zig3]

...or did you...

[freerocker101]

@GHOSTSALIENS this is hands down the saddest thing i have ever seen. and i once watch a kitten commit suicide.....worked for the kitten what r u waiting for

[SDRockman]

I know JUST the girl for you. But shes dead now. Oh, can you tell your mom that I forgot my Europe CD and Bose noise cancelling head phones?

[Kargok]

And it shall be the most sought after item on the web...if only I were a smoking hot girl with a shaved beaver =(

[LabyrinthWorm]

with or without the tin foil? you might want to let them know that!