Johnson Outboard Motors commercial

[bredlo]

Wow. You'll all a bunch of giggling 12 year olds, and the joke isn't even clever.

[Bikonito]

@bredlo >mfw it is clever

[coin409]

Well the joke here is obvious and intentional. The old was funny because it wasn't.

[skeaneable]

gotta get me a Johnson 18!

[moderator0000]

Fake.

[DrFKrane]

Awesome!!!

[Mondscheinfpv]

Squeezin on my Johnson XD

[yoma7519]

anybody noticed when she was primiing it and dancing the cord wasnt hooked up and btw johnson and evinrude are the same company

[loldog65]

squeezin on my johnson XD XD XD

[SweDrift1]

Evinrude And Johnson is the same motor just another name!

[youbetrollin10]

Fake and gay!

[Dragdamar]

@youbetrollin10 Like your life?

[TheVendetta616]

exactly how much is a longshaft Johnson

[Alex19al]

@TheVendetta616 well the black longshaft johnson is the longest, biggest, and most expensive

[CaLLeBoIii97]

"What is that?" "Well, thats my Johnson" LOL!!!!! XD

[GURUFELIX1]

Do we need some lubrification?!

[Alex19al]

@GURUFELIX1 well you might depending on which whole of the boat you put it in, for instance the middle whole naturally lubricates itself while the rear might require some lubrication

[navi1007]

are you sure this wasnt a porno?

[reptilehunters12]

awesome

[hockeyplaya2378]

this commercial kinda makes the johnsons look really crappy. it only took like 19 pulls to get the damn thing started

[Kestrelis]

.....They so totally knew what they were doing.

[stanneman21]

six people have an Evinrude!

[hondaman1234ful]

hey dipshit johnson and evinrude are the same thing both manufactured by the same company omc and brp

[nmucowboy]

should have been one more verse... "I took her for a ride on my Johnson"...

[IestynTyddynAdi]

Mine's a 90hp johnson...

[svrstorylinevids]

My Johnson is bigger than urs.....

[DavidWildshade]

um, i accidentally broke my johnson, i needed to order another :(

[senorjiveturkee]

Hahaha listen to it without watching the video

[danieltbondi]

Omg so funny

[notverycreative107]

Okay, there's no way in hell this was accidental xD

[thatkid51]

6 guys dont like girls choking on their johnson apparently

[thatkid51]

6 people dont have a johnson...

[highflyingfish95]

at 3:26 i laughed my ass off

[highflyingfish95]

no this has nothing to do with sex at all ;)

[MrEternalwow]

squeezing on my johnson lol

[highflyingfish95]

No this has nothing to do with sex at all  lol

[dumapies]

Evinrude > Johnson

[CorradoSLC93]

@dumapies Same company.

[dumapies]

@CorradoSLC93

Johnson is dead now anyways

[poisenfrog7]

@dumapies EVINRUDE DOESNT HAVE ANY JOHNSONS. oh what now? UMAD BRO?

[wolhayomg]

you had me until dont forget to put the plug in

[redvillain6]

chick's fine ;)

[theFFVIguy]

Lubin' up my Johnson.

She's lubin' up my Johnson.

[sethjacobqc11]

lololololllololololololololloo­lololollololo

[MissMemetchi]

Funny, funny sh*t!!

[Ratchetsfriend10]

Not as bad as you your kids and your johnson

[Stoneclaw96]

FWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

[yogman10]

I call fake..

[yogman10]

FAKE!! I call fake..

[goblinman359]

get it started?

pull on it.

hehehe... just like that.

[goblinman359]

whats that?

my johnson.

it's so...big!

[DcDareDevil21]

Wow it was funny but wow

[pitchblast300]

0:25 thats what she said (lol)

[NBlunierProductions]

They knew it would sound wrong when they made it... im sure.. some people think they didnt know

[VileTheReject]

I think he had fun singing that

[CebuLips9]

Try watching this with your eyes closed

0_0

[jordyboy0129]

look  /watch?v=Jwm83q4mjQA

[jordyboy0129]

loo

[MarkBTW]

Heh, of course it's fake idiots.. It's obvious their trying to be perverted.

[prophetchannel]

WTF do you people mean by "fake"? It's a damn low budget music video for a spoof song. How can that be "fake" or "real"?

[prophetchannel]

@prophetchannel Ah, sorry, I just noticed again that it said "commercial" in the title. Most likely to attract attention to it, cuz people think it's that other commercial.

[HomieG75]

there is no way this is real. She touches all of the motors, and they all rise up like a hard on. this has to be a fake.

[jordyboy0129]

@HomieG75 actauly she is pressing the power tilt on the side of the outboard its not fake if you know about outboards

[HomieG75]

there's no way this is legit. FAKE!!!

[Sammiigirl37]

At My Skool Johnson Means Dick So This Is Fukkin Halarious . !

[stills4589]

@Sammiigirl37 hahaha my skool is called johnson...!

[candikisthis]

makes me wanna buy a johnson outboard

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[MrLongjonsilva]

LMFAO



[xlkeith43]

funny as hell!!!!

[rocknhdsocal]

funny!

[sparkybell627]

It's actually a video. That's John Reno.

Here's the same stream in 720p.

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[Typhlosionprime1]

That's what she said

[yomammaboss6]

FAKE AND GAY!!!

[lloyds30]

so fake

[MissRosalinaLuma]

"Don't forget to put the plug in!"

Hmmm...I wonder...

[babbailey]

Fake.

[floridafishingo]

@babbailey have some fucking sense of humor you fucking fuck tard

[wontmakeorbreakme]

@floridafishingo OMG WHY DO PEOPLE SAY FUCKTARD!!!!! Is that a new pop tart mommy????? LMFAO

[Bangwhistle]

This commercial's definitely a fake. There's a real Johnson commercial that's ten times funnier, because the execs at the Johnson company obviously didn't get it.

[KN1205]

she said "DO WE NEED LUBRICATION?" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[arbiter1230]

CHOKING ON MY RWJ!!!

[arbiter1230]

Choking on my RWJ

[Lerrytheo]

and she says "like this?"

"hehe...just like that"

[sonicshortsextreme]

I gots big ol' johnson indeed my friend

[poptartz1777]

choking on my johnson lmfao

[mrsparkfire]

G@Y

[TheDannyparks]

First of all; This is a fake. The 70's commercial was legit because I remember seeing it on TV. They didn't make Johnson outboards that "big" back in the day when this could have been accepted as an advertisement. Plus, look at the other outboards; they didn't exist more than the mid 90's. While it is funny, it is not legit. Sorry. It is worth a watch though.

[masterwolf1212]

@TheDannyparks Who said this was from the 90's? Where does it say that??? But this is fake, but funny just laugh a little and lighten up. Youtube is way too serious. Your on the internet :P

[nishiki999]

this is soooo fake!!! 4 minutes? ru kiding?

[ZcsFilms]

RAY WILLIAM PENIS

[carlielynne11]

LMFAOROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cygnus111]

Ya... Every no-name outboard motor company makes a 4-minute commercial....

[freto2000]

I LLLLLOOOOVVVVEEEEE IT!!! TOOOO DAMN FUNNY!

[mcmike4000]

lol

[clammity]

Thats what she said!!

[nordemoniac]

Aa-hahahahaha....hahahaha....h­ohohohoooo....ho......wow.. When she started choking I almost laughed myself to death!

[holomastr]

dont need lubrication

[Thorralf83]

Do they made a parody on their own?

[sasanar415223]

bi gotta big ol johnson xD

[timmyturner86]

@sasanar415223 1:12 Squeezing all my Johnson LOL

[carrierpilot1357]

"She was choking on my johnson" o.o

[ttttiiiieeeessss]

@carrierpilot1357 yea and then "she was pulling on my johnson" o.o

[Beeennniii]

hahahhahaha!

[doaner1983]

Fake and a sad attemt so poke fun at a funny thing

[XXxmetabolicxXX]

i love the "need to evinrude" xD

gotta love the old advertisements, totally elitist xD

"CHOKING ON MY JOHNSON" Legendary :-D

[HEEN463]

LMFAOOOOOO

[RoelRC1]

at 0:41 she is messuring his johnson

[Eusb94]

So epic!

[MostEpicWaffles]

See this is FAKE AND GAY no commercial is 4:16 secons long, but sadly, this is a poor attempt to immatate a commercial, the orignal

[lyman135]

@MostEpicWaffles Yes, SAAAADDLY this is a poor attempt....... Shut the hell up! Its just supposed to be fun. What are you whining about? It's fake AND gay? I don't see anything claiming its a real commercial. I think thats pretty obvious its just someone playing around.

[XxZatainxX]

1 ''not like'' if thats a guy...... shit..

[alibadoy]

i got big old penis :)

[thenotsew]

FAKE AND GAY!

[itsBeccabitches1]

LMAO!!! i agree with ScorchinBeats but i cant imagine this ever aired on tv...still great though!

[doomsdayinc87]

this is fake and gay. stick with the original

[thenotsew]

SQUEEZING ON MY JOHNSON HAHAHA!

[010weed010]

3:21 erections

[pufixas]

sexy girl..

[Safetyfirst456]

YEAH RAYWILLIAMPENIS!!!!!

[QWERTYCommander]

This has to be intentional. No way can anything be this dirty without the producers knowing it is.

[kaizoisevil]

Squeezing my johnson

[lolitscoolkiller]

Do we need some lubrication? o.o?!

No baby, ITS A FOURSTROKE!

[MannyPearce]

CHOKING on my johnson ..?? I call fake xD

[arielmayer1996]

this HAS to be fake

[TerminalD6]

You, your boat and your johnson!

[grperez]

and that girl is super hot, but you can't see her face

[grperez]

3:25 is the funniest part

[volkerball34]

squeezin' on mah johnson! XD omfg this is hysterical!

[commander07]

ray william penis indeed

[AzinBoyz17]

Shes choking on my johnson? Omg LOOOOOOOL

[jOWNZin22]

why did this video make me horny...she has some nice legs

[SorrellFamilyMovies]

it is fake, but very funny.

[adan921]

eeverything about this is win win win win the title should be win the song should be called Johnson Win or Win Johnson lol this made my day

[polarisathena]

My johnson is turbo.

[subbd]

jesus i need to get an over-sized guitar and a johnson

[mrfavian23]

lol i think this is fake

[BojagglesTheCat]

"She was choking on my Johnson" LMFAO

[oIFaiL]

this has to be fake

[xUb3rh4x0rx]

@oIFaiL My thoughts exactly.

[GuitarGod3397]

im jealous :(

[angryinternetguy991]

Boat porn, the best of the best.

[boogerdeeunit]

that's a pretty complicated Johnson. I think it's prone to dysfunction.

[AttemptToSurvive]

Is this legit?

[legoman3342]

sqweezing on my jhonson

[Safetyfirst456]

Is this fake?

[speedstackss]

Its Funnier If You Dont Watch It And You Just Listen Lol :)

[mozzmann]

FFWWOOAAWWWRRRR  what a crack up poltically correct it may not be but PISS funny

[ReverendDead]

I dont get it

[Awesomeness219]

@ReverendDead johnson = penis. does that help? :3

[N11kon]

What is that? Thats my Johnson

[legalizeitall]

Big pros, please use your talent and give us the tabs :D

Awesome

[bestest87]

lmao, 69 likes

[highpwn]

ROFL

[Awesomeness219]

they way he says "heh heh.. yeah, just like that" makes it even creepier O_O

[AznWWEWatcher]

Grab that ball and give it a squeeze!Squeezing on my Johnson!She was Choking on my Johnson!Good Firm grip, Pulling/Tugging on my Johnson! Set the trim on my Johnson! Big Ol' Johnson XD

[laurie053326]

LOL

"What's that?"

"Well that's my johnson."

"But it's so BIG"

"Yeeaaahh it's a big ol' johnson"

[1PokemonIsBest1]

i think they did this on purpose XD

[CaitlinsComics]

so basicly, he is singing about how bug his **** is and wut his girfriend was doing to it... O_Olll

[doogrisa]

your hand and your Johnson. that chic is hot!

[MrRedneckfishgitter]

chokin on my johnson

pullin on my johnson



[d3monduck]

big ol johnson (y)

[Aliee26]

outing that song on ipod right now

[Awesomeness219]

so do i ;)

[heyheyolek]

i like it when she is choking on his johnson :-O

[IJBallantyne]

chokeing on my johnson hahaha

[TBProductions9000]

squezen on my johnson????

[ScorchinBeats]

LOL this is even funnier than the one that ray william johnson reviewed

[CaitlinsComics]

@ScorchinBeats its funnier than the ray william ***** one. XD ROFL

[exmpletree]

i got a big old johnson!

[ROBLOXianvideoz]

I got my johnson and my evinrude tangled up.