Jesus Lizard - Monkey Trick

[vagueblack]

used to destroy things to this jam.

[oceankiddd]

this might be my favorite jesus lizard song. especially from 3:00 on. fuck me how did i not hear this band till two weeks ago????? i listened to all their contemporaries(melvins, nirvana, both waaaaaaaaay behind creatively what's happening in this song though) and even have the split they did with nirvana.

and here i thought the daughters were being all original. "hell song's" is good, but even if "goat" came out tomorrow, it would blow brains outta ears all over america and beyond.

[sizone]

@oceankiddd awesome dude. im glad you young uns are understanding why us crotchety old bastards seem to go on and on about this music all the time... now you know why! while yer at it check out the nearby luminaries to Jesus Lizard - namely Rapeman, Big Black, Slint. Yes, anything Albini gets near... (he produced In Utero.)

[ACDCrocks051]

Sometimes I like to cover myself in Vaseline and crawl around on the floor and pretend I'm a slug

[blastingcaps]

@ACDCrocks051 cool.

[AdamSlezak3]

@ACDCrocks051 now i don't feel so alone

[ACDCrocks051]

@AdamSlezak3 Hey, I'm here for you bud.

[sizone]

@ACDCrocks051 is that you mr yow?

[nuclearjanitors]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[fakeis751]

You mean Shellac sounds like this.

[0beahman]

Lookin' very much forward to seeing Scratch Acid in the UK in march 2012. Reformed for ATP.

[fakeis751]

Lizard Goat Monkey

[fakeis751]

Balls

[vulcanica75]

memories....

[TotenkopfTemplar]

now this is what i call sexy music.

[blackmichael75]

Amazing. reminds me of Shellac 

[0beahman]

@blackmichael75

Sorry but sounds fuck all like Shellac.

[blackmichael75]

@0beahman It does a bit. Listen to "Wingwalker" for instance.

[Lateralenima]

THAT bass!!!

[Stereotest]

Endless back and forth bickering type of message board.

That is.

[Stereotest]

Yeah - just listen to music, no need to turn this into a comment board.

And if you don't like it - why comment in the first place?

[trensun]

@Stereotest could ask yourself that

[Stereotest]

@trensun Huh?

[ObeseChess]

Man, this just SOUNDS like Steve Albini.

[MrNicolasz]

the worst singer of the music history! I LOVE HIM!!!!!!

[WhoAreYouRe]

I gotta learn the bass to this! David Wm. Sims = Gun

[lognliv]

Badass driving bass line. This song kicks your ass and hands it to you!

[cptdebonair]

Reading these comments are futile....stop trying to diversify yourself through categorizing a band, taking offense is petty. With that being said this band captures its estranged sound quite well which does take plenty of talent and transparency to accomplish and thus manipulate sound, in fact its genius.

[imugly678]

holy shit this song is so unbelievablysucky.. what a horrible crap of a song

[torontoBluejays87]

This band + Steve Albini = The Best God Damn rock record ever created. My ears are ejaculating everywhere..........

[zombieeater6000]

just got this album made me jizz

[xVictoria1988]

great song.

[charadeyouareha]

Duane is a cowboy ♥

[boia1982]

the best song of one of the best bands of the history! 1:06 dreadful! I love JESUS LIZARD! 

[bastardscum420]

you know what i find funny is people that dont like the jesus lizard.to me these are same people that hate bands like unsane,melvins etc... now all 3 have a different sound but collectively they all represent the not for every body sound.some call it underground i call it non mainstream/modern rock bull shit.if you hate the jesus lizards congratulations your not suppose to.you go listen to your Avenged Sevenfold,three days grace and disturbed an stay confined to your modern rock radio.

[Namenickpass]

Best song of Goat!

[TheBlindacrobat]

Yay, it's the remastered version, so it can be put on youtube all distorted!

[lastdaysinbuffalo]

David Yow: "The best song ever written in the entire history of the entire cosmos, ever."

[eModell]

@lastdaysinbuffalo I am inclined to agree. I can't think of a song more brutal than this, especially at about the 3:25 mark. Crazy it's been 20 YEARS since it came out and it still sounds so fresh and original.

[nuclearjanitors]

hell is a youtube message board you motherfuckers could ruin a wet dream

[Zerojimm]

@nuclearjanitors Best comment I've read in a while.

[Mrforevernemo]

@nuclearjanitors that might be the best comment ive ever read. i laughed myself to tears.

[john1513jhh]

@DopeDethrone haha and also i appreciate your use of vocabulary, and it's not the first time ive been called precocious... it's true i do try to act more mature than my actual age most of the time...but being the human being i am sometimes i let my immaturity shine through

[TheDirtyFlower494]

@john1513jhh You looked up the meaning of the word 'precocious', didn't you?

[john1513jhh]

@TheDirtyFlower494 not in the least bit

[TheDirtyFlower494]

@john1513jhh Haha you're so full of shit, I love it.

[john1513jhh]

@TheDirtyFlower494 Haha whatever you say Mr. DirtyFlower

[TheDirtyFlower494]

@john1513jhh I'm a girl, you sexist.

[john1513jhh]

@TheDirtyFlower494 Haha well excuse me MRS. DirtyFlower......better?

[TheDirtyFlower494]

@john1513jhh Not really... How old are you? Just wondering.

[john1513jhh]

@TheDirtyFlower494 old enough? why's that important?

[TheDirtyFlower494]

@john1513jhh Just wondering. 'Cause you talk a lot like this kid I know. And he's around 12 or something. And nobody likes him. Just saying. You're about as mature as him too, so if you're over that age, that's pretty hilarious. What would be really funny is if you were like 30. I would be really really happy if you were a 30 year old man, who thinks like a 12 year old. :)

[john1513jhh]

@TheDirtyFlower494 Haha sorry too crush your dreams but i'm not 30. I'm 15 haha but naw im much more mature in real life its just being on the internet gives me a chance to act a little immature just for sake of comedy

[john1513jhh]

@DopeDethrone ok i think i understand what your saying...but not fully.......like for instance how is my opinion redundant? i dislike this band and their music....there's really no redundancy taking place....and also be specific about "people like me" what do you mean by that?

[john1513jhh]

@DopeDethrone ok let me ask you this....what makes my opinion wrong and yours right.....my OPINION

(key word there) is that this band is terrible....yours is that they're not terrible.... and plus you said music is an artform....do you not think art had fans? hate to break it to you but not everybody loved leonardo or picasso and not everybody loves "jesus lizard"..i do however love the band name....very clever yet not very original....naming a band after an actual animal is getting pretty old

[john1513jhh]

wow.......i really dont get how anyone could like this.....the singer sucks, its easy as hell to play on guitar and drums and it just sounds terrible altogether...to sum it up it sounds like someone took a bunch of drunk people at a karaoke bar and gave them a record deal.....

[vortexsurfe]

@john1513jhh

you are stupid :) but that´s ok.

[john1513jhh]

@vortexsurfe actually no im a music fan....but thats ok :)

[vortexsurfe]

@john1513jhh

"im a Christian and avenged sevenfold is my favorite band"

your words... you are fucking funny ;)

[john1513jhh]

@vortexsurfe um yes my words..... um thats a little weird that you found my other comments and then quoted them and besides that whats funny about it?,,,,,, yes i am a Christian.....yes avenged sevenfold is my favorite band .......is there a problem with that?

[annefrankisaho]

fuck

[morttis]

good shit

[sharpsponge]

makes my brain stem jizz every time!

[Chelli86]

γαμω τα κομματια

[Anyu7378]

great

[aaminbruther]

the greatest drunken' front man in the business..

[richterbojack]

This song would put hair on a baby girl's chest. So fucking tense.

[Arthounot]

@richterbojack My baby would throw herself in a pit, i am glad to parent her, we jump together.

[jelenSUBWAY]

yeeesss

[nelson138]

fucking love this shit