A Mother Pheasant Feather Plucker

[karatezombie]

Good one for Thanksgiving. I pluck mother turkey feathers...

[kissyhot1]

hilarious, tongue twister in a bathroom stall...imagine that

[SpracheSpecher]

aww ur funny, u had me laughing

[luckystrike1]

I eat the mother fucking cake.

[Lilylulay]

Oh so funny! Thank you for the giggles!

[CIK1591]

lolol 5*!!! u made me laugh XD now im gonna go try

[jonnycapp]

Fuck the cam!!! you should have spent your money on braces, dude.

You floss with a butterknife?!

[crackoncracker]

jonnycapp, please, will you and your kind stop having sex with you momma.

[jonnycapp]

crackoncraker,

"you momma."?

will you and your kind start going to school"?"

[JeriLynnKarr]

weeeeeeeeeeeee

[OrangeKubrick]

Great game for the kids!

[getonwithitgawd]

Is the point of this word game to get the player to call himself a "Mother fucker?"

that's almost what it sounds like you're going to do every time you mess up. haha.

[Xelanderthomas]

Noooooo, of course not. Really, it sounds like that?

[owneroftheinternet]

I'm Officially Tongue Tied! :&

[romyk98]

Did it 4 times,fine,then it went all over the place.

My mouth didn't belong to me,the queens english got left waaay behind.

Lol,you make me laugh.

Pure n simple honey.x

[BigFatBetty]

You shoulda quit while you were ahead.

[TT202020]

It`s easy

[Xelanderthomas]

Well it's easy for mother pluckers.

[TT202020]

:)

Can you do the dutch one?

I dare you.

[amirshay]

LOL :)

[popsuckits]

Wow...hahahahaha....ahhhh...Th­ank you for the laughs...

[jenluv37]

Oh, how I <3 you xelander . . .

[felixthehuman]

I was thinking 'I'm a rather pleasant motherfucker' before I tried it the first time...have you seen shebitch's French toungue-twisters- they're like paragraphs!

[amjPeace]

"Don't spray it, say it!" LOL

[Xelanderthomas]

I know. I almost did another take because of that but then I thought, naw...it's kind of funny.

[MBRHIndustries]

I couldn't get past three attempts without saying motherfucker.

[theloathlydaddy]

LOL

[theloathlydaddy]

Okay, let's get this straight... what exactly is it you do to mother pheasant feathers? LOL

[pimpizzle2]

His retake sounded like he said "i pop muther fuckers"

[peterbriers]

omg, this dude doesn't have ears! :o

[marleyinoc]

lol, and i am missing my trapezoids!

[Xelanderthomas]

lol

[Ellesaurus]

hehe

[Copperbat]

heehee. I love how your face scrunched up when you plucked up.

[GladILeft]

how do you get one eye perfectly still and have the other blink like crazy??

[Xelanderthomas]

I cheat. It's not me. I have this condition called Bells Palsy which affects the left side of my face. It's not severe or else my whole left side wouldn't move.

[marleyinoc]

Xelander, I never noticed it till this video. And, really, don't notice anything that I haven't saw in others when doing a verbal feat like this. If I had added more light, I bet you would have seen whatever conditions I have too! Wait, I think my condition was kinda obvious. Anyway, kudos to the vid!

[biblegirl7]

You did what to a pheasant?!? I regret to say that I laughed hysterically O_o

[Xelanderthomas]

LOL - glad you liked it. See, if you do it right it's not potty mouth, but if you pluck it up...

[marleyinoc]

you only started messing up when your right eyebrow went down, if you tape that up, i bet you can do it forever!!! also, i will know from now on when you are actually thinking about what you are saying. your left eye kinda squints. wait, i checked your other videos. you've never really thought about anything you've said here have you. (: jk

[Xelanderthomas]

ah...gee...ah..thanks...I think...

[downhill240]

Great vid Laughing too hard to..to respond! This is Mother plucker pheasant fucker!!!

[phantomscarz]

lol

[hoomelemele]

I plucked a mother pheasant once and the same thing happened to me, i never plucked one again.

[PhantomRazor]

Das ist sehr gut!

I think I could have gotten one of the sentences 5 times in a row but both was just overload. Time to try it out on Grandma.

[chapaev36]

Was my comment about the German offensive? I see it was removed. Didn't mean to be rude - I was just joking. I loved the video. :-)

[chapaev36]

never mind.:-) I think my schizophrenia is acting up again. Peace out and thanks for your time.

[Xelanderthomas]

I never remove comments except those "now that you see this you will die" and the some of porn stuff.

[babyjaby]

Try this one five times fast:

I'm a smart fellow

I'm a fellow smart

[CypressHillSoldier72]

lol that was some funny stuff

[nightwalker83]

LOL! Ever he found it difficult.

[kenrg]

I'm not even going to try...

[AmyRoseXOXOXO]

ROFL!!

[uwebassu]

weird!!

[bwhahrhr]

danke (:

[Taletale]

Good fun :)

[sprichbeeke]

Well Xelander...I am sooo honoured to get a video response from YOU!!! Danke! Wirklich Superdanke! But your bet that I won't be able to do it, you win hands down...won't even try... you saw how I culd not do one in my own language...plus my webcam does not work...need more excuses...Anyway...very funny the featherplucker..thing..Thanks!

[Xelanderthomas]

vielleicht kannst Du es uebersetzen ;)

[oldiousnei]

lmao!!

[ChristopherMast]

I'm a very pleasant motherfu... oops.

[chapaev36]

German tongue twister? What redundancy.

[poopslingingmonkey]

hahaha, funny comment :)

[TomiBonTomi]

That was plucking great! All stars!

[Ranblv]

Great outtakes laughed my ass off.

[Stizzylicious]

first comment! bist schon ein cooler motherf... ;)

[Ollivander]

The fact that you can at all is a test to your amazing linguistic abilities