Russell Peters Clowns Two People!!!

[ruhtraeel]

Her parents are probably from Guangdong.

Stupid whitewashed people -_-

[sulaybaby100]

what i like about this comedy act is how it is on the spot and not rehearsed, great job Russel.

[EvolutionXEngine]

omg ... they were in the spot

[toypy]

Russel peter isnt an indian name eiter yea knowwwww

[adlinjose]

@toypy yeah but many Indian people mostly Christians have ultra modern names

[r3i123]

it's usually only asian immigrants who find the need to come up with "nicknames" to make it easier for others. and who can blame them? especially with everyone else butchering their "real" name. however, in your original statement, you gave the impression that ALL asians have fake western names for no good reason. and seriously, "orientals"? you know most asians find that annoying right?

[winnipeger456]

"Mom, Dad, where are you from?"

"China."

"What part?"

".....Downtown."

[kisses00001]

he's Greaaat >>>:))



[Nykk27]

jew lie moi . TITS lol

[alexandarnold]

watch our videos

[John2137]

jew lie boy....lmao july boy?

[TheMoshink]

Much smaller government will provide LOL

[chamber123100]

U know those Chinese couple Catherine and Vincent..... How about 'u know that Indian Russell peters' yeh that sounds realistic doesnt it lol

[Asif7422]

@chamber123100 People in India have name based on their religion. Russell is a Christian thats why his name is Russell Peters. Aslo he is "Anglo-Indian" thats Indian mixed with British.

[superninja4545]

@L3phili3Tjosh russel said he went to china so, and ur user name is really complicated

[superninja4545]

My history teacher went to china and he ate a cabbage in a bag and got REALLY sick!!!!!!

[L3phili3Tjosh]

@superninja4545 How is that relevant?

[spainkicksass]

what i like about this guy and other comedians is tht they make fun of others and their own culture, but in india we just make fun of other cultures and celebrities not ourselves.

[buddy7862001]

man this guy is awesome...he makes fun of people and force them not to b mad .that is COMEDY..

[CwAziEGiRl]

HEEEELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Phuckinthapool]

Who's that fucking bitch laughing in the background like an old witch?

[superninja4545]

Bbergley namaste

[Bbergley]

lmao - How do they say hello in India?

[pspboy7]

Heelllllooooo! LOL

[Lizgillieslover1]

RUSSELL PETERS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

[OOZiTen]

he looks super creepy in the i saw you flinch Thumb nail --->

[PassionXxKyohaku]

@OOZiTen He reminds me of the villain from Despicable Me in that thumbnail xD

[GWDeathscythe18]

The last 30 seconds was SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!

[RJSyeah]

what is it with Asians? Why can't they just say their proper names instead making crap up?? Their western nicknames aren't even close to their real names lol!

[Zachquan5432]

@RJSyeah dude. hes joking. Clearly you're around 12 years old.

[RJSyeah]

@Zachquan5432 Yes I know that, in the context of this sketch. What I mean is generally this is what Asians do anyway when you meet them, they always say some western name that is nowhere close to their real Asian name.

[Zachquan5432]

@RJSyeah I'm Asian. I have a "western" name and it's my real name. Seeing as the girl didn't know what part of China her parents were from, she was probably born in a western country. therefore, Catherin her real name, and the Asian name her middle name.

[r3i123]

@RJSyeah I'm asian and I have both a western name and a chinese name. Both are my birth names, NOT NICKNAMES..that makes my western name just as real as my chinese name. that's the common practice for asians born in western countries. got it??

[RJSyeah]

@r3i123  the whole point though is that most orientals DO HAVE western nicknames, and they just invent them because they know that westerners and non-Orientals would find it too difficult to pronounce their proper Oriental names.

[wtfcowbbq]

@RJSyeah so do africans...

[nadine89er]

ooooh my god.. my lungs jst came out of my body

[XBladeWingX]

Catherine and Vincent?

Catherine the game anyone?

[biftedes]

@XBladeWingX :O wow... There is a Vincent too...

[TheWhocares88]

I'm from downtown China lol

[nhlhockeyman8]

what part.. downtown lol lmao

[MingrelianLaz1]

haha

[em3377]

When people laugh they're all united. I love'em comedians for what they do for us, God bless'em :-PPP

[Weikura]

I love how Catherine has the highest laugh ever.

[Ultralism]

His white guy voice is good.

[101beirut]

vincent and katherine, shit no pride in their culture.

[fr3dd1b0y]

this guy can say anything about anyone witch makes it even more funny

[JR1070]

I find most "comedians" lame, but this guy is the real deal.

[MrSpazman931]

Lol when i heard their names i thought of the game Catherine XD

[showan412]

Lite0n hancock is an ok guy

[amirjitsu]

Chinese people when we ask for your name, give us your name!

[PurpleRusssh]

Keep up the good jokes! Middle finger to  haters

[raunish]

hellloooooooo!!!! lmao!!

[attentionspanmedia]

This episode of "A Day in the Life" features Russell Peters and shows us what a regular day is like for him: asm. ly/RPeters

[jamfmx]

Did you video tape this shit? :)

[AsSheLikesIt]

downtown China!

[GabrielKillua]

jiyolaykmoy? tits.

[nogias420]

Guilimoi... tits

[westcoastgurly]

hahaha... when he says whatz ur name chinese guy he sounds like achmed....

[lohishamrd]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha



[TheHockeylover117]

@RuriHamasaki One of the first things I thought!

[zZDarkTrioZz]

catherine looks nice :D

[arodspecialist]

Hahaha Russell you SOB! You va-re guu-da.

[lu4y4pants]

WOO! Bay Area!

[PrabashDarshana]

Can someone please temme the name of this show?

thanks! :D

[emperorjj1]

@PrabashDarshana russell peters outsourced 

[amiaissosmexie]

how do they say hello in india" like this hellllllllllooooo"

[magnetmanca]

This guy is just funny as hell lol

[TheLeBronJames6Fan]

This is comic genius. To make these jokes on the spot, and they were fuckingggg halariousssssssss!!!!!!

[y2shuproblem]

And I'm a PORISH!

[1995102]

What is the show called like u know like red white and brown what's this show called

[scorpiotiger22]

ok gabriel 

[MrLololoso]

Gi u lai moi....TITs!

Lool!



[d11lucio]

105 gonna get hurt real bad and then be a man

[GhoulishFoil]

its like that video game.. catherine and vincent 0_o

[forthewinx78]

105 people did not wave hello back.

[kamdevil]

Hellloooooooooo!!!!! XD

[sissijuuusto]

Lol'd at the last HELLO! : D: D

[rudantha]

some bi*** laughing her butt off 2.02



[breahnash01]

hahahahahaaaa!!! thts mad funny!! i banged this chick named je u li boi!!

[gerad8]

Last Week A 13 Year Old Girl from china Losther Virginity..Her name was...SUM YUNG HO !!

[oolilfishyoo]

i made the mistake of continuing to eat while i watched this. i almost choked. lmao love this guy

[suicidJoe]

Accidentary Rearning !

[maloooooooool]

;))))))))))))

[Phatperson123]

no, I'm a Porish

[stevietoward]

XD



[caughtin990]

awesome...

[shoeib123]

my name is Vie and my last name is Jina thumbs up if you like my name

[SMR0000]

Katherine and Vincent made 103 youtube accounts to dislike this video.

[alinpech]

Ironic..... his name is Russel Peters lol

[IBelongToKPOP]

Haha he gotta move on man , i'm sure the chinese people are feeling kinda awkward already .

[samuelfaro]

do you like boy?

[nhanwushu]

Funny as shit!

[creativa15]

I laughed so hard, it hurt

[ash4321able]

russell was a bit harsh on d chinese guys there man...

[iamgabrielf]

Hysterical

[nonamesorryaboutthat]

HAHAHAHAHAH.. do u like my... tits

[TheePizzaDude]

Like this HELLO!

[RexTheYank]

That's what I thought when I looked at you

[danteliveson]

Catherine and Vincent from the upcoming 360/ps3 game.

[oldiesboy13]

gotta love them asians

[sadface0]

downtown china lololol

[neohowww]

im gay



[21Empark]

A big up for vincent and catherine, nice couple and sport

[Shular67]

@21Empark First thing I thought of was the old "Beauty and the Beast" TV show.

[Neeroke]

@21Empark Omg i just realized Vincent and Catherine.... From Catherine

[OmegaOwA]

@Neeroke lol it's a sign. :P Of what exactly I have no idea.

[MrSudarsankanumilli]

sooooo funny , this guy is great ...cant stp laughin... great guy

[suppusan1]

the next time someone asks me how to say hello in "indian" thats EXACTLY what im going to do. HALLOWWW

[mochacino1234]

press 4 for Butt Butt Butt

[Scarx2gt]

There is like a Chinatown in China ....lol (despite the fact the whole town is literally Chinatown).

[MrBhaps]

OMG NO ADD!!!!!!!!

[Kainthemain]

russel you gotta come back man!

[deathempire70]

HAHA! I'm partly chinese but i think this is DAMN FUNNY!!!!

[MrPonolicious]

He sure does know the cultures and languages. Very nice

[benadesouza]

'what part?' 'DOWNTOWN.' lololololol

[Jilvito]

hahaha the best of his work!! hey i bang this chick namned Juliai moo or what:P leong ey haaaWK

[Harmiito]

3:34 ahahahah SO TRUE

[lildhir]

helloooooo...hahahahhaaa......­..!



[lildhir]

helloooooo...hahahahhaaa......­..!

[iamtrash123]

lol at person laughing in backround

[LouieGucciThat]

hahaha i wish russell peters was my dad

[mafioso5100]

Hilarioussss im crying rivers ahahhahahahaah

[altivo516]

WTF happened to 3:40?!?!??!

[OfficialHuMan]

@altivo516 IKR

[angelsaad1]

Theoretically nailing Chinese girl on the stage:-)

[EpicBunty]

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW THEY SAY HELLOO IN MY COUNTRYY!

Hahaha , HAALLOOW YOUTUBERS!

[AdamSKHaj]

HELLOOOOOO!!

[Samoutuomas]

@619anastasia That's cool :) I was almost about to say "let's agree to disagree" :)

[Samoutuomas]

@619anastasia I don't know, I'm pretty known for being against racism, but I find his stuff *funny*. Maybe it's the fact that he's so "cruel" sometimes it becomes funny again. Some comedy is meant to be a little over-board and handle taboo subject-matters. I know many white comedians who do racist jokes, just like there's people like Dave Chappelle who keep making fun of blacks, whites and chinese all the time and he's considered one of the best. It's funny because it's "bad".. you know?

[Samoutuomas]

@619anastasia He makes fun of everybody, that's why people like him. There's more non-white people going to watch his stuff because - you know - people CAN actually laught at themselves, it's healthy. It doesn't matter to me if he's making fun of my race or some other, but I always laugh the most when it's about mine (white/caucasian). Only white people seem to think it's offensive "to that other race", while every other race thinks we're even more racist and stuck up to think that way.

[2FlaminHot4u]

Those two Chinese people are gooood sports xD

[Taj2K9]

owkay cefrin now mo kweschins

[Mandren2]

Hellloooooo!!!

[beepMYbeep]

Lol! the couple were like please stop talking to us that was so funny!

[djaranmuzik]

what is this standup called?

[GuyanezeKhan]

@djaranmuzik

This is from Outsourced.

[mdharis]

downtown china, lolllllllllllll 

[MultiPh0enix]

if i was in the audience, i would of went up and kicked his ass, i dnt understand how that chinese can dude just sit there and laugh while he is taking the piss out of his whole race! i know it's comedy and everything, but i think it went a little overboard.

[stilldesi1]

@MultiPh0enix

Calm down youtube warrior and sense a sense of humour.

[jrthefreshmaker]

@MultiPh0enix

Yeah man...I'm half Chinese but I laughed hard because I have a sense of humor! It didn't even come close to being overboard! Come on fool...laugh a little. You'll live longer.

[XxXOtaku556]

@jrthefreshmaker Totally agree. I am an asian here, but not chinese or anything, but Idc if he makes fun of them that way. Im pretty sure its for entertainment and I bet people there are having fun and like it. I hate it when people take it as an insult. :/ They need to get a better life and a sense of humor. Russell Peters is AWESOME! ;D :)

[neerredd]

@MultiPh0enix shut up pussy

[ethusiasm]

@MultiPh0enix piss out of his whole race? i'm Chinese myself and he entertained me. are you gonna jump on me too? what do you think Indians would think when he's mocking his own race, pot head?

[Xmike15]

mom dad where you from? "China" Uh what part? "Downtown" Downtown, China. Ho k katherine no more questions. i almost shitted my pants at this part

[Xmike15]

mom dad where you from? "China" Uh what part? "Downtown" Downtown, China. Ho k katheryn no more questions. i almost shitted my pants at this part

[zZDarkTrioZz]

that chinese girl is kinda cure o:

[vampireknightfan019]

"Chee-Yu-Lai-Boi . . . Tits." ROFLMAO.

[tansin9]

OK Katherine no more questions...

[00Mj000]

Patrick from spongebob: ok smart ass

[TheSami102]

Funny dude this Russell Peters Guy

[TheMaster431]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO! XDDDD!

[hood954]

97 People are from downtown China

[Mastersteef123]

"Hey Russell" hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha­hhahahahahhahaha

[junkie018]

TITS !! hahahahahahaha

[chvdude2000]

Heelllllooooooooo "D

[Thenenadnn]

imagine how they eat alfabet soup in CHINA :D

[SovietCommissar010]

Like this "HELLO!"

[neelfotedar]

God i love his wrist watches..... !!!

[rudboimo]

DO YOU LIKE MY...........TITS! lol

[UnkleMario]

0:54 , "this is just hopeless"

[bigfatdick5000]

"jiu lai mui ...........tits...." - hahahahaha

[STUFFYOURTACOS]

This whole episode was fricken hilarious!

[hm123productions]

It sounds like "DO YOU LIKE BOYS?!"

[satz05]

which part? downtown!!  fuckin hilarious!!!!

[12345abcde5678]

THIS GUY MAKES MEEE LAUGH UNTILL I CRY LOOOOLLLLL

[Wowee2012]

Downtown, China...

[IRavmaNI]

Jooyou lie moi......TITS???

[noobmaster31]

@IRavmaNI That was the funnies and quickest I have ever seen a comedian on his feet. Jooyou lie moi......TITS!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[MrEminaldo]

@IRavmaNI he meant - do you like my?

.

.

TITS !

[ozoroman1]

@titte15 i think its outsourced

[spiritfired]

This is one of the other successful audience pissing like the "Tap Some Bong"!! If he ccouldn't make stuff up I see he struggles. but if he manages to make shit up in time it's hilarious!!!

[idusntknow]

like this HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO