VJ Greg

[mackie0321]

BNO!

[spartafxrs5]

not too barok enough

[nayaj10]

sus binaboy lng subtitle eh..

[questguy]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Okat0kat]

hahahaha..putang ina yan talagang KONYO ang puta.

[zocom009]

high ba yan

[woahjustinhaha]

WOOO BITCHES



[beanazareno]

bitches.

[wantchocolate]

is this legit? lol!

[thejeffgarcia]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LULZ

[pavtec]

This dude had too much weed! You rock man! \m/

[jhc28]

and by the way..... Its already SAMMMER!! HAHA!

[zerggon]

VJ Gregg never gets old!

[crazygal28]

LOL IS THIS FOREALZ?

[sipaopao]

@antisuseJ wow and you are so cool! haha!

[eezeedoesit]

an oi tot i woz dislecsik..hehe moit bee da soobtitlink pro gram ?

[blarmey]

Nailed it.

[paloloyhmg]

@imjackwalsh whats your deal anyway? your the one who likes to talk crap, just shut your butt hole ayt, it stinks

[paloloyhmg]

@topgunjager, your dumber than this guy, your an embarrasement for talking like an ignorant bastard, such a pity theres still so many people like you

[imjackwalsh]

@pakow214 Thats what your mum said after the handling i gave her last night.

[malerain]

May tama siya. Ung mall naman sa Boracay, D'Mol talaga eh. :))

ADBENCHURRRR

[staticwar3]

guys seriously, you know this is fake right?

[imjackwalsh]

@pakow214 oi bitch, calm the fuck down yea?

[chipboy17]

actually, this doesn't even sound like the filipino english accent. lol.

[ingcokevin]

0:58 mmmmmmmmm

[vinnyd20]

sorry BJ gerg.. you lose

[notosilicon]

this is just really painful to watch.

[ultimaroxy18]

visayaROK

[trigun01414]

is this dude high on weed? or his just plain stupid?

[Ray0Alien]

all I understood was ppppppppppppppppppppssssssssss­ssssssssssstttttttttt!!!!

[ianb902]

Kabilin-bilinan ng lola, wag nang uminom ng serbesa!

[Downer01]

Dude you got to have a lot of cotton on your nose. hehehe

[bigtetasftw]

"and for the boys....your favorite bikinis...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"­

[drifter2010]

tsong labo. hahaha.

[iFlan2Dive]

Esperalsy? XD

[jocobillion]

WTF man. We don't clean the beaches. :))) We swim on it. Other people are tasked to do that. Not the tourists or something :))) We go to the beach to have fun. To chill, to relax. Not to clean it :))) And men don't enjoy the bikinis. They enjoy the women wearing it. HAHAHAHA. Good job my man!

[breezethrough]

Patay. Owned siya.

[jayteelim]

HAHAHHAHAHAA

[medqua]

what the fuck is this shit??? I came here looking for Vjing work, not this poser talking.

[bacskahon]

hula ko jejemon to.. =))

[locoforchoco]

holy crap. dude, i hope you learned your lesson. just speak in tagalog/bisaya/ilocano (whatever dialect you're truly comfortable with). no shame in that!

[twixnine]

jejemon pa ata eh. =))

[ebagore]

oyes :))

[boara1]

tangina BOYS UR FAVORITE BIKINIS!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

[yukisheena]

wtf?! havent u heard of the word PRACTICE?! pwde naman siguro magpractice ng sasabihin mo before ka isalang. di naman ata yan adlib e. shesh.

[bloomcrest]

ever heard of stories about people getting nervous and shyte?

[hotlikesummer]

laughtrip!

[maharotX1000]

sinasadja ba nya yun? engot.

[maharotX1000]

tinagalog nlng sana

[maharotX1000]

tayo na lang mahiya....

para sa kanya...

salamat...

[kanzaki88]

first nakakatawa talaga ginawa nya... but then u sort of feel sorry for the guy. lets just give him an "A" for effort. at least he didt give up and just tried his hardest to finish his audition.

[wasp210]

seryoso, naaawa ako sa kanya. :(

[MrBrwzah]

Lol he's trying that hard to hide his accent.

[hadmeathalo]

he's trying to hide his accent real bad

[shred88]

hahaha

[fhom]

this cracked me real hard ouch! ah ur one funny dude :D

[julestres68]

ano daw?????

[raymondavelino]

GOING TOT HE BITCH! HAHAH!

[mumumagic]

"For me, samer means I'm going to bitch..."

Bitch about what? Bitch about how silly you sounded? Hahahaha! :P

[L3xyKay]

di naman cia maciado kabado noh?? hehehe =))

[JakeeNueree]

better than pablo francisco! hahaha...u shud try being a stand up comedian bro...

[JakeeNueree]

dude..ur the man..u know wat..i'd like 2 go to the bitches here in davao..LMAO..i heard that bitches here are great..haha

[anima099]

BJ Greg, Idol! LOLOLOLOLOL

[Feelapno]

belly pany...well, at least they clean all the bitches... one thing...all Flips ain't fobs and all fobs ain't Flips...vj...you belly pany still...

[aydooknow]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

[gac115]

for me samer mens you're going to bitch...LMAO! when you audition next time do not drink coffee so that you won't get nervous alright? :-)

[murcielagosegunda]

LOL dude ,stop bein a hater . atleast he tries man, if you were in his shoes , and u had limited vocabulary ., you would've just standed there, and looked like a freakin FOB

[dtcuhann]

lol, bikini! ahhahaha peace men

[ghettoangel29]

Go on the BITCH! ah ah you know guys wear you bikinis!

[ghettoangel29]

Hey you know what man, you talk like a stupid chicken cock....You bring shame to us Filipinos by speaking such awkward shit....Well, if I were you, I'd suck off on some monkey fucking cock until it's fucking blood comes all out the fucking dick....sign off, NO, FUCK OFF, B.J. GREG!!!!!!HAAHAAAHAA!!

[moshpit19]

wow... just come to japan.... no one speaks english.... and it doesnt matter..... when you want to get a good job.... learn japanese!!!!

[masterpogihaga]

@topgunjager

Not all Filipinos speak this way. You should come here to our country. You'll find a great number of people who speak English fluently. Sure, some may be what we call here in the Philippines "barok" in English, but not all Filipinos. No bragging intended, but have you seen my previous comment? See if there is something wrong.

@groovyman77

Currently, from what I'm seeing now, there is no sarcasm ever included, whether in the video or in the comments section.

[sehnsucht77]

@masterpogihaga:

i'v never laughed so hard in my life.

[hereforthemusic93]

@masterpogihaga You're too redundant. It seems like you've been studying at public schools, am i right?

[goddesskeeshia]

@hereforthemusic93 I am from a public school but i now work at one of the largest call center in the world. You are a racist in the making. CONGRATULATIONS :)

[jcarloc]

wait a minute.....why will we buy bikinis?

[Matchingshoes1]

Haha so funny =)) topgunjager shattap :)

[topgunjager]

filipinos are not dog eating american wannabes and hookers? who are you trying to convince? me or you? and you're right, you don't overpower the minorities, not that you choose not to, it's because you can't , you have nothing to overpower them with, and it's funny you say you don't stick your nose into other people's business, then why are you little turds posting comments on this video, yeah i'm really stupid, you got me there pal.

[groovyman77]

i actually pity you man. nothing could be more shallow than that reply. i guess you very well know that it is way beyond posting comments on a stupid little video when i said we didn't stick our noses where it doesn't belong. being stupid is one thing but playing stupid is much worse. i guess you're just pissed because there is actually a "little turd" who turned out to be far more intelligent than you'll ever be.

[bosspaws]

please do not generalize all filipinos. not all filipinos want to become americans. i for one am proud to be living in my own country unlike all the mixed races living in the states who seem to have lost their morals and their sense of culture. and no not all filipino women are hookers but even some of the hookers here are cleaner than the ordinary promiscuous lady you have over there. before you judge our race you better look at your own. do you even know your roots? :)

[lrgdup]

Wow, you're 29 and you talk like this?

You're a pussy. I bet you feel this way about Filipinos cause you're so dirty that any hooker would reject you.

The fact that you're unaware of the influence of Filipinos on America is sad. And the fact that you're insulting our race probably because you're too scared to insult a minority with a larger population is pretty sad.

And there are plenty of Filipinos like me that speak perfect English. I also know how to use punctuation too, while you can't.

[groovyman77]

hey topgunjager, are you stupid or something? haven't you heard of something called SARCASM?

[topgunjager]

hey douchebag groovyman, that wasn't SARCASM, look it up, all you filipinos are the same, all you do is talk shit about each other and think you're better than the rest, you're all like (look at me look at me i speak english, i must be better than the rest) no matter where you people go you'll always be dog eating american wannabes and hookers, peace!!!

[groovyman77]

YOU look it up asshole! i know what i'm talking about and i don't need to prove it to you anyway you stupid fucking racist! at least we Filipinos don't stick our noses into somebody else's business. we don't overpower the minority just because we can. dog eating american wannabes and hookers? i don't think so. you know what, it's people like you, you stupid fucking excuse for a man, that is actually pushing your country further down the drain. get some education! go back to school you moron!

[shfunk]

@topgunjager

Not everyone wants to be American you idiot. And from what I know, even English comes from the British. From England, right? Fuck off, man. We have better things to do than read the rantings of a fucking bottom feeder.

[samdrum08]

@topgunjager whatever dumbass. if we talk like shit, we wouldn't have lots of call centers with Filipinos who speak english fluently. Know your facts before you call someone a douchebag, you douchebag.

[ninabiss]

where is this guy? is he famous in the philippines yet?

[chinikiki]

conyo, feel-am...feeling american..

[oi2simon]

baka na-tense lang. hahaha. i know someone na magaling talaga mag-english. nung one time na ininterview siya, tense na tense. parang ganito rin pakinggan.hahaha.enjoy the bitch.

[topgunjager]

It's funny, all the filipinos that post comments here talk just like this guy and yet they make fun of him.

[oi2simon]

hahahaha yeah but not all though

[christrajanoc]

its called.......SARCASM :D

[jcarloc]

Hey I'm Filipino and I dont talk like that! How dare you belittle us Filipinos...(Kung pwede lng minura ko na ung sira ulo na toh)

[shfunk]

@topgunjager

Not all. And it isn't like everyone in America's decent in English. A lot of you also have shitty, shitty grammar. Goes the same for here, especially counting that it isn't our national language. Dumbass.

[rednut9]

now yo noh..

[GMSjokerz]

lol the bitchezz hhahhahahah paking punny...

[khrischan123]

lol. it was the subtitles that make him so ridiculous. :)) but his amazing

[masterpogihaga]

if i ever auditioned for a VJ position, and I was asked to describe summer, and tell what to do in summertime, I would never have thought of cleaning the beaches/b*tches.

I also would have never thought of buying a bikini. I'm a boy.

[applem05]

go on to the bitch

[aznhiphopniks]

hwat a FOB!!!

[arzain]

oo magaling mag BJ..MAGBLOW JOB!!!

[tabitha808ph]

mmmmmmm? ?? -- heheheheh

[aspirant9]

well at least your pictures would look good :)) wag ka nalang mag salita. pose pose nalang =))

[TheAaronJAno]

mmmmmmmmmmm

[mhamine13]

ok naman yung hand gestures nya eh... nyahaha!!!

[ninap12]

hhwwhhat??.. npaka adbenchuur naman ng samer nya by cleaning the b*tch.. hahaha.. i salute you.. nyahaha.. galing mag-BJ ah.. ahahaha... nice one..

[TheAaronJAno]

lets go to the b*tch

[marcosuntay05]

idol kita bro!!

[SkullDuggory]

what a god :bows:

[isaiahcruz]

FAVORITE BIKINI???

[vickiraph]

we clean the beaches..and op kors we clean the beaches...shet! hahahah

[gac115]

natuwa ako sa vid na ito at pinagtatawanan namin sa office,pag stressed na panoorin lang ito at sasaya ka uli,nyahahaha!!!

[chucksalmo]

mag tagalog ka nlg.

[friedcrabmeatball]

sobrang kinabahan lang kasi. hehe

[daemonkai]

pakoment lang! hahaha sablay ka boy D:

[lacoy12]

ssssp! psssss! galing mo wats up wats up!

[tambulag]

kabadong kabado ah! bj mo nga nlang ako greg.

[crapo]

I think i just wet my pants. wahahahaha

[sha4326]

Haha.... we love goin to the b*tches in the summer!!! :-)

[levelupfreestyle]

kumati utak ko tangna! taknale pukawnamo!

[mementomorie]

hahaha.

XD

[paolosam]

AHAHAHAHAAHAH!

[TheVideoBank]

:))

[morningstarscrew]

it's either he's a troll or just plain dumb.

[dreampossible]

wtf!

[crazy143beautiful]

you are so hot BJ GREG!!! sammer adbeechure! nice! buhkinis. we go to da b*tches! what the f!!!

[TheVideoBank]

umm ya.. psss. great jawb... pss.. ya relly lub di ya...pss..sammer...

[4Timesdafunky]

@ 1:13 I thought he was gonna pass out.

[4Timesdafunky]

I give him props for having the balls to even show up at the auditions.

Wow.

[purutupak]

ahahaha!! ptssss ahaha! epic!

[smatszomg]

hahahahahahahahahaa

[mojackomojacko]

kinabahan sa simula.

mmmmmmm

[TheVideoBank]

sa simula? may kaba siya sa buong audition

[chyeaha]

EPIC.

[spiritcrusher777]

god freaking dammit. this guy should be banned from breeding. jesus.

[cmq23]

epic fail!

[SN1P3R3LIT3]

Epikong talo.

[gwafeetoe]

you suck!

[blacksunend]

EPIC FAIL!

Is he retarded or just plain stupid in pronunciation and grammar?

[jdogg209]

fillipino

[sbabysher09]

Vj Greg, you tried....and failed but nobody's perfect so it's okay... I understood you quite well =) sabi mo pag dating ng summer time naglilinis tayo ng mga beaches natin at nagpupunta sa mga malls. Sabi mo rin na mga girls ready na mag show off ng bikinis nila pati na rin ang mga boys..hehehe..at sabi mo rin na mga lalake malilikot ang mga mata pag nagpunta sila sa beach...ok lng yan Greg, practice makes perfect! you keep me laughing every time I watch your video! You rock my man!

[najtec]

@sbabysher09

what a classy comment... youre not being sarcastic right?? hehe..

[ralmon11]

punyeta. kinikilabutan ako hahahahahahhaha

[kreynts]

i will pak - ready you!

[succubooze]

hugis TAHONG mga MATA mo amputanginamong SAMER MENS ka RAYT?!

[goodtoBIEme]

FILIPINO MUSSEL!

[succubooze]

SAMER MENS! you mother fucking Chinese! go CLEAN YOUR BITCHES! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RAYT?! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm SAMER MENS!

[goodtoBIEme]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm! BJ GREG!

[phaltax]

lmao! dats fucking gay! sooo gay man... for da boys, bikinis... mmmmm.....

[gore024]

damn., u suck..fuck you greg.

[blacksunend]

I agree.

[neinsager]

that was painful haha.

[aninjaandacrow]

mmm you know what, you know what you're doing rahhy with your eyes! hahaha! boso daw ampotah! hahahhahaha!

[boara1]

and for the boys and ur favorite bikinis! hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! hahahaha

[KathyMeoww]

...and for the boys, your favorite bikinis...

....mmmmmm...

rofl!! hahaha!!

[adez23]

This shit never gets old, I swear.

[PATZe]

i agree :))

[DontConform]

I've seen this like 5 times, and I still laugh as hard as the first time I saw it

XDDD

[justine1234567890]

pag bobo k bobo k tlga eh noh...

wula tayo magagawa jan...

pah iintindi lng maibibigay natin sakanya

[gicagee]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[silkrose324]

wahahah! ataka .......waaaaahh=p

[chay0812]

winner ang adbenchurr.

esprealsy

woohoo!!! :D

lol.

[mikawesome]

Sumakit ang ulo dito. Panalo.

[TsukishiroAnda]

epic fail

[brembohh]

ayos!

[ututyn11]

what the #@*& is that???

[xdyjetx]

He needs to fire his ESL teacher.......

[pinoyboy123]

holy shit.. i can't stop laughing!

[tisoy909]

SUPERFOB!!!

[350zdj]

wow. you guys think you can do better huh? bwahahaha!

let's see how you people do when you're in front of the camera and some people behind the set. you'd prolly piss your pants before you could even say "hi"

but... that chit was funny, nevertheless LOLz!

[fulloption86]

Thanks VJ GREG!

[PhanatixDDH]

I think it's safe to assume he got the job. Such confidence.

[gac115]

na lock jaw ako dito at ang pamangkin ko.omg,bwahahahaha!!!!!

[PATZe]

the best!=))

[nicolats17]

waat da packs are doeng?? hahaha !! dumbass!