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From: DurhamrockerZ
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  • Nice.

  • This made me choke on pizza

  • IM HAVING CHEST PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAA

  • hell yeah,not long ago heard a track by wiesel & captain koma with that sample from the lady laying on the floor.funny how small the world is sometimes...didnt even know the commercial

  • I lost it when he hit the baby with the box xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Old lady at the end transcribed:

    "already he has delayed noel"

    I must break the code!

  • Was that Cher's new album at the end?

  • Va neck neck, nyaneh, niloaf mya!

  • The guy at the end was like "WTF?"

  • Ending lol

  • its as good as SHIT

  • Lady at the end says I made nasty on the dolphin!?

  • I'M HAVIN' CHEST PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-----­---

  • @itsjrdanalxandr I bet you never knew her name was Mrs. F*cker either!  Neither did I!

  • So let me get this straight: She has a completely empty card, yet she hands all that crap to the toddler, and DOESN'T expect it to get lost? Yeah that's smart.

  • I'm having chest paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

  • Kind of woman sits everything on her child and not wonder where the last item is?

  • CRANK IT UP

  • Are these guys still around? The company, I mean.

  • *throws veegtrables*?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAH *BOOM*

  • "I've fallen and I can't get uUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuU..."

    "We're sending help right away mrs. fucker"

    LOLOL

  • "I'm having chest paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii­iii-"

    oh god, its the best part. or the GTFO.

  • i'm having chest paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiin­... i falled and i cant get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup XD

    

  • Anyone who presses the dislike botton is a vegtibale

  • Guy at end like wtf?

  • I have chest pain from laughing at this video

  • I cant stop laughing!

  • I HAVE CHEST PAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNZZ

    

  • the kid dropping the groceries had me lol'ing hard

  • I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN GET UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP­PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP­PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP­PPPPP

  • i'm having chest paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaains

  • he aint high...

  • Don't do videos high, man.

  • 80gumdrops brought me here

  • I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! We'll send help immediately, Mrs. Fucker

  • Where the hell did you find the beef stew commercial? It's hilarious.

  • I loved how the vegetables screamed when the kid dropped them.

  • I'm having ass PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    10 years later.......

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Operator: WTF, he still talking and he's 70 years old, still alive. -_-"

    Old Dude: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNN *pass out* *dies*

    Operator: O.o he's dead.......

    Dinosaur dude from power rangers: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH

  • Hilarious ending- "bunch of jumbled words" phone guy:"..." XD

  • This is a great idea for an invention

  • im having chest paa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa­-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa­-aa-aain

  • Durhamrocker were did you find the captain ken's stew commerical

  • 20 people arnt having chest paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

  • LOL THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT PRICELESS SCENE IN LARRYBOY!

    "I've Fallen and I CANT get up!"

  • im having chest paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaain!

  • I've fwallen!

  • May I re-enact this for my channel?

  • press 3 for chest paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain

    press 6 for explosion

  • you just press this button and speak into the air and press this button and speak into the air and press this button

  • XD lol I think i'm having chest PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIINNNNNNS from laughing too hard!

  • @cmrahn5641 Ikr!

  • lol aw i feel bad for laughing hard to this

  • When I'm old and I die of a heart attack, I vow that I will scream 'I'm having chest paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains' exactly like this video.

  • @videogamenostalgia You good sir, have just made the one vow everyone will actually be bothered to keep.

  • Lady: !pu teg tnac I dna nellaf ev'I pleH

    Operator: ._.

  • Satans minion at 1:12

  • i'm having chest paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

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  • Imagine your grandmother watching this

  • i use this remote contrololollollololloloolololo­lololol

  • put on transcribe! is epic win1

  • I laughed so hard I started having chest paaaaiiiiiiiins.

    Then i ROFLed and I couldn't get uuuuuuuuuuuup.

  • ugh im sleepy but got to poop.

  • my 24 hour emergency m m m m medical response service......gets me every time lmfao

  • and i have a staff math uncalled for american families in the woods? WTF!!!! transcibe rules

  • turn on transcribe audio on haha

  • @OneOfAKind98 OMG, I have seen this video 1000's times, but transcribe made it EVEN funnier.

  • Lol old man told baby to gtfo XXDDD

  • IM HAVING CHEST PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Press CC then press transcribe audio. LOL HARDER

  • @JackKnife2730 Romaine, and I thank you.

  • gtfo?

  • Poor VeggiTails...

  • poor vegitables D: we must have a funeral *goes 2 funeral* :O >.> *takes vegitables and makes stew* WHO DID THIS! Dx.

  • Watch, you just press this button and speak into the air and press this button and Speak into the air and press this button

    I'm having chest paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai­ns

    I've fallen and i can't get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

    See, protect you're self with life call and you're never alone... n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n

  • mMMMmmmmEDical service

  • "GTFO" SUPER LOL

  • looks like 15 people were having cheast paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sss and have fallen and cant get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupp

  • Remote Con-TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

  • OMFG

  • HAHAHAHAH ALL US YOUNG PUNKS DO IS MAKE FUN OF OLD PEOPLE HAHAHAHHAHAH I LOVE IT

  • Remote contrololololololololol

  • 1:06

  • 11:12

    Old Lady: BALLEGHFNAFGHNIANA...BEWOFFmia

    Operator: ._.

  • @messenger360 i laughed really relly loud for 10 minuites at that

  • @messenger360 in other words PRESS 9

  • I loved the screaming vegetables!

  • "Vegitables"........

  • *pick up

    "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

    "That sucks."

    *hang up

  • 0:41 ...And your never alone, even when you are on the toilet... never ALONE!

  • sauce

  • press 6 or 8 repeatedly

  • Oh my God that was fucking hysterical

  • Wow...

  • I am having chest pains ( Speaker: Well i am having dinner .... )

  • 1:15 translation: I MAKE NASTY ON THE DOLPHIN!

  • This Is hilarious mrs fucker

  • ROFL @1:07

  • @ab102798 don't you mean that 12 people have fallen and can't get UuUuUuUuUuUuUuU? lulz

  • 12 people have fallen and cant get up

  • 1:11 vare najhenga, newo sna!

    operator: wut?

  • This is the only poop where I've felt the urge to laugh and to feel guilty about laughing at the same timelol.

  • Thank you for not using WTFboom despite all the opportunities to. Just...thank you.

  • CHEST PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSS

    "Im calling paramedics, and your family mr miller"

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­SSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • The screaming veggies were def the best part lol. Your videos are the best!

  • press 3 to have chest PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

  • 12 people are having chest PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNSSS

  • Lol Mrs. Fucker

  • Life Alert is available in these languages:

    English

    Redneck Engleish

    Odd Britsh English

    and nothing more

  • I've fallen, and I can't get UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

  • @PolishRatEuropean We're sending help immediately Mrs. F*cker

  • We're sending help immediately Mrs. Fucker!

  • *Bash,Bash,Bash,Bash*

    GTFO

  • gtfo.

  • ^-^ brilliant!

  • I'M PAVING HEST CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

  • @ninodoko its chest pains. -_-

  • it was funny when that guy hit the baby in the face

  • I'm havin chest PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAa­AAAAA....

  • I've fallen and I can't get UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    We're sending help immediately Mrs. F*******

  • ending was hilarious

  • ending was the best haha

  • I'VE FALLEN, AND I CANT GET UUUUUUUUUuu!

  • u should have in the intro "watch at your own risk" cause my chest hurts, i farted and made a weird laughing noise while watching this video

  • press, 4, 5, then 1.

  • @youresooookewlll  And i can never lolololol? Haha!

  • @youresooookewlll .....and I can't ever lololololololol?

  • I SHIT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM!!!!! WACH PEEWEES CRACK HOUSE LOL

  • I use this remote controlololololol

  • I'm having chest paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!!!!!

  • lol screaming vegatables

  • 11 people wanted homemade beef stew for dinner.

  • Were sending help now Mrs. Fucker

  • 11 people don't have Life Alert

  • @lazor2415 That baby got pwned XDDD

  • pow pow pow, GTFO

  • I'm having chest paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains­!!!

    I've fallen, and I can't get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppp!!!

    They're eating her, and then they're gonna eat me! Oh my Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooodddddddddddddddddddd!­!!

  • @EuphoriaMusicSession were sending help immediatly Mrs.F***er

  • @EuphoriaMusicSession

    Oh man, oh God oh man oh God oh man oh GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

  • We're sending help immediately Mrs. F***ker.

  • Mrs, Fucker XDDD

  • I Was Trying SO Hard Not To Laugh At 1:12

  • 0:37 xD

  • the kid bombs haaaa i pee mi pants

  • i've fallen....AND I CAN'T GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu.

  • GTFO fucking genius

  • Just press this button and speak into the air, and press this button and speak into the air...

    You totally could make a quick song with that XD

  • This is offensive to us seniors.I broke my hip once.

  • LOL the old woman who fell and couldn't get up sounded like Mrs. Potato Head from Toy Story....?

  • Was NOT expecting Mrs. F***er. I died.

  • Life Alert ® > life call

  • were sending help imedently misses *ucker

  • IVE FALLEN... AND I CANT GET uUuuUUuUuuUUUuuUuUUuUuUUUuUuUU­uUuuUuUUuUUUUuuuuUUuP

  • OMG MRS. FLETCHER ROFL

  • OMFG for real....

  • this video deserves so many more views

  • you just press this button and speak into the air and press this button and speak into the air and press this button and speak into the air and press this button and speak into the air

  • at the end it sounded like she said "mommy,nah naga niggo nyeah"

  • someone should call the number and play 0:26 into the speaker

  • I have fallen and i can get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..........­......

  • WE'RE SENDING HELP IMMEDIATELY MRS. FUCKER

  • 1:12 XD

  • remote control-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol-ol

  • ಠ_ಠ

  • Dont DARE watch these videos while drinking something, I learned this lesson the hard way.

  • @theamericanpsycho79 I almost spewed coffee at the screen, but I got it on my pants instead.

    D:

  • @VideoReviewerGuy LOL I nailed the keyboard with pepsi unfortunately. Thats ridiculously hard to clean up.

  • Ah man Im going to hell for laughing at that poor lady who fell

  • i love the last five seconds

  • We're sending help immediately, Mrs. F*cker. XD

  • Only DurhamRockerZ can make an old woman that has fallen down a flight of stirs funny.

  • im having chest paaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnn

    i've fallen and i cant get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppp­pppp!!

  • I'M HAVING CHEST PAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII....

  • I'm actually crying! XD HAHAA