haha wow nice review. were these pointless waste of space games actually beatable? i thought they were impossible when i was a kid, and they still look freakin boring as shit and just as hard.
oh and i thought that the movie was actually pretty cool and brought back alot of memories.
i think we shouldnt get angry at the creator of this game. because hes making a huge symbol saying "this film sucked so much that im going to make the worst game to prove it!"... BUT THAT STILL DOSENT CHANGE THE FACT THAT THIS GAME IS SO BAD IT SHOULD BE ILLIGLE!
The "chocolate bars" are actually movie tickets, and there's a useful trick for refilling health:
At the first police car, position yourself so that when you punch, your fist is over the taillight. Punch 20 times in this position, and you should hear an explosion. After that, you can refill health by holding R. NO JOKE! Of course, it eats up a lotta time, and if you don't get it right, you gotta restart & keep trying 'till you get it.
i loved the movie too the game is terrible but if u play the european version you'll proberbly enjoy it a little more there are several improvements over the US version
I liked the movie but this game makes me want to gather them all and blow them up. I regretfully played the game once... I died several times before I beat the first level... and then I returned it.
This game isnt ALL that bad, look at when you hit an enemy, they fly back, and everytime you get hit in a game like this, YOU fly back XD. So I guess this game was to be revenge against it lol.
Yeah I saw version two today, I usually stay up all night most of my time in summer, and so the time I saw this I didn't realize you had a Version 2, and I know that driving scene was pretty moderate, probably the only good moment of the game.
Wow, i don't even remember last action hero and it had a game made off it? And do all Arnold Games suck because i have yet to see one that is not bashed to death.
This was an awesome video. I hate games that start you over when you lose a life and don't let you accomplish anything by fighting through their shit.
I rather liked the film, too, for pretty much the same reason (Though it was WAY too long), but this game certainly looks crappy. I liked how wizwar made a point of having Jack appear to teabag each of the bad guys after defeating them, that was funny.
Wasn't this game the one that was a Blockbuster exclusive game that you could only rent from their store or something? Shows you just how much faith they put into THIS game, did it? They knew how much it sucked.
I rented a UK copy of this game from Blockbusters as a kid, I don't recall any additional moves though.
I also never got past the first level, It's just too unfair, the chocolate bars should top up your health, not just add a bit and there should be fucking checkpoints.
I liked this review. You've gotten a whole lot better wiz. I think you actually have good talent when it comes down to makeing the videos and adding effects.
I WAS, I just took of the 'Super' because people get confuse with the name and the review thinking EVERY game I do is Super nintendo when obviously not all the time
Hey SNG with version 2 be sure to check out the Game Boy version of this game, that game is gazillibillion times worse than this already noted piece of crap
The only time AVGN used DAMN!! was from his TMNT III review. Stop being the internet police, cartrifide. Hell, if you want someone to bash, take it out on my reviews! I'LL BE YOUR LIGHTNING ROD OF HATE! :D
i said i liked the review i just thought it was annoying how he got his idea from there. It was a terrific review. All i said was to be completely original so it doesn't even look like you've been watching him. ANN sucks now anyways.
schwatza-nigga
Nosaj990 4 months ago
Garbage compared to garbage
DejaBlue95 6 months ago
Hey, there is a low kick, a jump kick, and an uppercut, you don't have clue do u lol?
DrumCoversFromHell 7 months ago
absolutely loved last action hero game and movie, and i'm a super arnie fan.
DrumCoversFromHell 7 months ago
DAAAAAMMMMMNN!!!!! lmfao
Trancemaster2052 8 months ago
this is MILLIONS times worse than predetor.
dukepro95 10 months ago
this is MILLIONS times worse than predietor.
dukepro95 10 months ago
WORST HIT DETECTION EVER!!!!!!!
dukepro95 10 months ago
This game is so far beyond bad. Ive made flash games with more substance.
ehill1536 10 months ago
Easily the worst game ever made. Terminator, and E.T. included.. This is the worst. ever. period.
equalcharliebrown 1 year ago
I never managed to beat the first level when it came out :/
mrmazmaz 1 year ago
@mrmazmaz
OMG this game, I remember playing this at Kindercare and nobody from my memory ever got past the first freaking stage.
Ceror 1 year ago
you think this is bad? look at the Amiga version!
VideyoJunkei 2 years ago
ROFL this game looked pathetic ! but the movie was great
G0odf3lla 2 years ago
Im not shure what one is worse this or sonic genesis for gba
ThePhycoshaymin 2 years ago
dont talk!!! plz
leav that to the
Angry Video Game Nerd :]
Loupster420 2 years ago
THE OTHER VERSION WAS BETTER
TheComingApocalypse 2 years ago
haha wow nice review. were these pointless waste of space games actually beatable? i thought they were impossible when i was a kid, and they still look freakin boring as shit and just as hard.
oh and i thought that the movie was actually pretty cool and brought back alot of memories.
CrashBandikoot7 2 years ago
"that chocolate bar is garbage compared to garbage"
Chayraz2 2 years ago
those "chocolate bars " are really golden tickets!
werewolfnomore44 3 years ago 2
You think they're golden tickets?! Then you get NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!!
XD Sorry, couldn't resist...
BohepansTheThird 2 years ago
I rented this game once. It was god awful!
bloodguzzler 3 years ago
What is the music at :43 from?!?!??! I lovvvvee it!
Rudimentarypenis 3 years ago
haha i aaagggrreeee !!!
Maxsane88 3 years ago
That's King K. Rool's ship music from the Donkey Kong series.
fortuosity 3 years ago
thats true most movie based games suck ass
TheGoro12 3 years ago 2
i think the onley good movie base game was golden eye.
Chayraz2 2 years ago
Fuck off thatr film kicks arse!
Coops65 3 years ago
lol Teabagging
CatDogJoe 3 years ago
I like the movie, but this is just plain STUPID!!!
balto051490 3 years ago
i think we shouldnt get angry at the creator of this game. because hes making a huge symbol saying "this film sucked so much that im going to make the worst game to prove it!"... BUT THAT STILL DOSENT CHANGE THE FACT THAT THIS GAME IS SO BAD IT SHOULD BE ILLIGLE!
griffin09 3 years ago
FUCK YEAH!!!
Chayraz2 3 years ago
HELL YEAH!
griffin09 3 years ago
4:35-4:46 There's actually a programming term for that called "Invisibility Time." Just thought you should know that as a fun fact.
ranchdressing 3 years ago
I thought the term was "Invincibility Frames".
BohepansTheThird 3 years ago
i thoght that no one gave a shit about what it was called.
Chayraz2 3 years ago
The casual gamers, I imagine. But that's their right. Nothin wrong with that.
BohepansTheThird 3 years ago
this gameplay really sucks. it is only punching, kicking and jumping. very very boring. 5 stars!
tyranitar007 3 years ago 2
and so HOLY MOLEY FUCK A MOLEY! LOL
BUTT TART is my new word ty!
BTW whats the begginning music i kno its donkey kong
nintendude01 4 years ago
bah, to hell with censorship! The FCC can kiss my hairy white ass!
bustmaster420 4 years ago 9
So much for censorship, right?
joannB66 4 years ago 4
Didn't Arnold have a hot daughter in that movie? That's all I remember about it.
Bloodthroe 4 years ago
yeah he did but, the movie was good too just don't take it seriously thats not what it's about the film is a parody of action movies.
CRITTERBUSTERS 4 years ago 2
yeah he did but, the movie was good too just don't take it seriously thats not what it's about the film is a parody of action movies.
CRITTERBUSTERS 4 years ago
yeah he did but, the movie was good too just don't take it seriously thats not what it's about the film is a parody of action movies.
CRITTERBUSTERS 4 years ago
yeah he did but, the movie was good too just don't take it seriously thats not what it's about the film is a parody of action movies.
CRITTERBUSTERS 4 years ago
flame grenades are molotov cocktails...nice review btw
Seriouscritic121 4 years ago
The "chocolate bars" are actually movie tickets, and there's a useful trick for refilling health:
At the first police car, position yourself so that when you punch, your fist is over the taillight. Punch 20 times in this position, and you should hear an explosion. After that, you can refill health by holding R. NO JOKE! Of course, it eats up a lotta time, and if you don't get it right, you gotta restart & keep trying 'till you get it.
PolskaRezystans 4 years ago 6
i have the european version which has 4 improvments over the US version.
CRITTERBUSTERS 4 years ago
I had this game, and I NEVER beat the first level when I was a kid. I don't even want to try it now.
Also, I always wondered why he looks like Forest Gump!?
YuuMonMu 4 years ago
Why you put Timone from the beginning of "the Lion King"?
B4life8 4 years ago
The music! It sounds exactly like The Family Treasure!
gunnarernblad 4 years ago
I loved the movie, it was my favorite movie as a kid. But the game was just... awful.
NewfZ 4 years ago 2
i loved the movie too the game is terrible but if u play the european version you'll proberbly enjoy it a little more there are several improvements over the US version
1.you have a low kick
2.you have a jumping split kick
3.your'e enemy's can't hit you off screen
4.and you have a temporary invincibility
CRITTERBUSTERS 4 years ago
the movie? Yeah i didn't think it was as bad as the people claimed it to be
wizwar100 4 years ago
I liked the movie but this game makes me want to gather them all and blow them up. I regretfully played the game once... I died several times before I beat the first level... and then I returned it.
katie24690 4 years ago
WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME
konga555 4 years ago
the movie is great..but the game is not so good...but you all have to understand that in that time was no PS2 or Dreamcast.
VitorVitoriaBaia 4 years ago
yes,the ps2 and DC are awesome*proud owner of both :) *but so was the genesis,nes,snes,sms,gb,gbc,and other things i'm too lazy to mention.
goldskarr 4 years ago
just coz its on an old console it does'nt mean its a bad game, just look at little big adventure.
Chayraz2 3 years ago
Like you explained in 5:21.
the5wakeupdonutman 4 years ago
I would hate the music 2 if it repeated it self over and over every 5 seconds. I feel sorry for what you had to go through on this game.
the5wakeupdonutman 4 years ago
I LOV King K. Rool's theme from DKC! For some reason I think it fits.
RoarOfRa 4 years ago
Teabagging the enemies after they died... lmfao.
Garganchonimous 4 years ago
the
Layzee2 4 years ago
This game isnt ALL that bad, look at when you hit an enemy, they fly back, and everytime you get hit in a game like this, YOU fly back XD. So I guess this game was to be revenge against it lol.
AsukaEvangeli0n 4 years ago
Well only the driving was decent everything sucked from the fighting to the design, basically it sucks 95% of the time
wizwar100 4 years ago
Yeah I saw version two today, I usually stay up all night most of my time in summer, and so the time I saw this I didn't realize you had a Version 2, and I know that driving scene was pretty moderate, probably the only good moment of the game.
AsukaEvangeli0n 4 years ago
Wow, i don't even remember last action hero and it had a game made off it? And do all Arnold Games suck because i have yet to see one that is not bashed to death.
ReeperTheSeeker 4 years ago
This was an awesome video. I hate games that start you over when you lose a life and don't let you accomplish anything by fighting through their shit.
undercoverfilmer00v 4 years ago
i know it almost defeats the purpose of lives.
Chayraz2 3 years ago
i hate this game
venomtheevil 4 years ago
join the club.
Chayraz2 3 years ago
Oh dear god.... I own that game... *shivers*
Tompkins355 4 years ago
well destroy it then! that game is evil, EVIL i tell you!
Chayraz2 3 years ago
I don't hate this movie. If you want to talk about a bad movie in 1993, see The Firm.
simpsonsfan89 4 years ago
I never said it was bad, I said people in 1993 didn't like it. and this is about the 'GAME'
wizwar100 4 years ago
I like Last Action Hero :(
Hepathos 4 years ago
the movie or the game?
wizwar100 4 years ago
The movie. Saw it when I was a wee lad.
Hepathos 4 years ago
@wizwar100 nice use of Gang Plank Galleon from Donkey Kong Country in the beginning
PrinceAppalling 11 months ago
Inconvenients?
Like a person who makes a lot of INCONVENIENCES???
undercoverfilmer00v 4 years ago
are you on?
wizwar100 4 years ago
Ooh. A CHOCOLATE BAR! :D
shibbyguy101 4 years ago
Jack Slater in this game looks more like Seanbaby runnin around kickin' ass.
masterd68 4 years ago
Nice review wizwar.
waffleypie 4 years ago
Another horrible beat em up game that has a movie plot is Cliffhanger.
DannyTcat 4 years ago
hehe that was still very good looking forward to V 2
alexchiu 4 years ago
i thought the film was good,made fun of all the dumb things in action movies
YoJimBobaJoeThe2nd 4 years ago
I rather liked the film, too, for pretty much the same reason (Though it was WAY too long), but this game certainly looks crappy. I liked how wizwar made a point of having Jack appear to teabag each of the bad guys after defeating them, that was funny.
Adamguy2003 4 years ago
Well I was gonna do teabag jokes but the game went WAY too fast to record my VO and slowing it down screws the whole video
wizwar100 4 years ago
yeah i rented the game as a kid expecting arnie greatness,couldnt do the first level
YoJimBobaJoeThe2nd 4 years ago
Kick ass video SNG its great to see ya back.
ChibiFighter 4 years ago
I agree he kinda looks like those chubby bastard kids
wizwar100 4 years ago
heh.......score for me depends on if it does gives me an extra life.
LuizPrower 4 years ago
Wasn't this game the one that was a Blockbuster exclusive game that you could only rent from their store or something? Shows you just how much faith they put into THIS game, did it? They knew how much it sucked.
darkpowrjd 4 years ago
Wait I liked the movie I thought it was good I didn't know people hated it what was wrong with it?
Unholy1 4 years ago
daaaaaaaammmmm!
MasterGTS 4 years ago
i love u wizwar
S4br3W0lf 4 years ago
You sure that "chocolate bar" isn't a ticket stub? I think that would make more sense in terms of the game's/film's context.
TonicBH 4 years ago
review " BoB " for snes!!!!!!!
mihawk1 4 years ago
I rented a UK copy of this game from Blockbusters as a kid, I don't recall any additional moves though.
I also never got past the first level, It's just too unfair, the chocolate bars should top up your health, not just add a bit and there should be fucking checkpoints.
ScrewAttackEurope 4 years ago
Just wait for Version Two
wizwar100 4 years ago
Looking forward to it indeed!!!
ScrewAttackEurope 4 years ago
Heh I remember playing this as a kid, thinking it was just hard. Now I see it wasn't hard it just sucked
UltraJMan 4 years ago
I liked this review. You've gotten a whole lot better wiz. I think you actually have good talent when it comes down to makeing the videos and adding effects.
gwar315 4 years ago
I've been waiting for this for a while.
vgfanatix1 4 years ago
Haha nice one Wiz, very funny. Laughed my ass off. :D
Pyro2022 4 years ago
I thought you were the Super Nintendo guy...
jkwong111 4 years ago
I WAS, I just took of the 'Super' because people get confuse with the name and the review thinking EVERY game I do is Super nintendo when obviously not all the time
wizwar100 4 years ago
I Call this Game "The Worst Action Hero"
FlameChocobo 4 years ago
That's what one guy on Gamefaqs called it
wizwar100 4 years ago
Hey SNG with version 2 be sure to check out the Game Boy version of this game, that game is gazillibillion times worse than this already noted piece of crap
dctcool 4 years ago
Points systems should only be used to buy stuff.
I.E cash..Or what they did with AP points in tomba.
feh2 4 years ago
Did I forgot to mention...every time you get hit...YOU'RE GONE FOR A FEW SECONDS!
THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS VIDEO GAME REALLY %$*")D UP THE GRAPHICS!!
VideoPal01 4 years ago
Your o peen?
shoveitinya 4 years ago
Let me guess...
the WORST PART of this game is that you don't have DIFFERENT Power-Ups!
You can only get Chocolate Bars as for small energy but NO DIFFERENT POWER-UPS!!
THOSE STUPID IDIOTS WHO MADE THE GAME SHOULD BE DEAD FOR NOT MAKING DIFFERENT POWER-UPS IN THE GAME!!!
WITHOUT DIFFERENT POWER-UPS...YOU WOULD BE DEAD!!!!
THE IDIOTIC VIDEO GAME MAKERS MUST DIE FOR NO DIFFERENT POWER-UPS!!!!!
VideoPal01 4 years ago
I liked the last action hero movie
rameneater12 4 years ago
Wiz, this review rocks! Keep it up!
ThecanadianColin 4 years ago
watch out! knife guy and bat guy!
34745 4 years ago
oh and didn't you already review this
cartrifide 4 years ago
why did you copy AVGN at the beginning with the TMNT thing. Please be original. Thank you. I like your reviews though.
cartrifide 4 years ago
How was the beginning from AVGN?
wizwar100 4 years ago
You used the "DAMN!!" But cartrifide should stfu. :/
feh2 4 years ago
The only time AVGN used DAMN!! was from his TMNT III review. Stop being the internet police, cartrifide. Hell, if you want someone to bash, take it out on my reviews! I'LL BE YOUR LIGHTNING ROD OF HATE! :D
ThecanadianColin 4 years ago
I wasn't saying it was a ripoff I'm saying She/he said that because AVGN used it.
feh2 4 years ago
Who doesn't say damn?
sweet1212121 4 years ago
....
feh2 4 years ago
i said i liked the review i just thought it was annoying how he got his idea from there. It was a terrific review. All i said was to be completely original so it doesn't even look like you've been watching him. ANN sucks now anyways.
cartrifide 4 years ago
"ANN sucks now"
The shitstorm rolls in.
feh2 4 years ago
It's called respecting opinions, you dumbass.
cartrifide 4 years ago
In b4 shitstorm.
feh2 4 years ago
Hahahahaha you blocked me. Shows what a coward you are, you don't want to have to deal with me anywhere but here.
cartrifide 4 years ago
I didn't block you.
feh2 4 years ago
Then why can't I post comments on your profile? I was going to test to see if I could to see if you blocked me. I couldn't access your comments.
cartrifide 4 years ago
Then...*Runs off*
feh2 4 years ago
i agree, there was NO TMNT thing in there.
burr1aj 4 years ago
No AMN was was just telling the viewers how great TNMT one was and saying that the Turtles talk like adults using words like
'Damn' so that wasn't ripping him off
wizwar100 4 years ago
okay sorry for accusing you wizwar
cartrifide 4 years ago
he isnt
Shadowmario64fan 4 years ago