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  • 5:46 BEGOTTEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA!

  • My wife just threatened to leave me cos I wouldn't stop saying YOUR CHILD IS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SSSSATAN>... SSATAN... SATTAN

  • i cant understand the making of this song or what theyre saying.

    i just hear abstract screaming and drums. this song sucks.

    ill stick to slayer

  • I'm not too sure if I should have Children after this.

  • what the fuck am I watching again? :C

  • @holyse7en LOL! again...

  • Lol

  • haha COOL 

  • didn't need to sleep anyways.

  • 2:59 an announcement is being made by sound ?! what does that mean ?

  • I'm on that weird part of youtube again

  • this video really makes me wanna shoot dope YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!

  • 3:28 - 3:31 I almost fell of my chair! :'DD

  • HOLY SHIT DID ANYONE ELSE SEE RONALD MCDONALD?

  • i'm in that strange part of you tube

     again

  • How do I keep finding these REALLY REALLY fucked up videos of people making fun of black metal?

  • @Polaf3456 this is no joke video, these guys are a real band

  • @AllThatGuy NOOOO! MY MIND!

  • I want to fuck that hottie

  • 1:33 want candy ?? :D

  • comemierdas

  • O god I can't stop laughing it hurts!

  • This is perfect

  • Wow you guys made random noise into shitty noise..you are So talented that I think you paid cash for that hooker up front right?

  • Nothing says death metal like a wooden chair covered with bacon and park swings. TRUE KULT

  • just casually watching scat porn no biggie.

  • fuck (puke)

  • holy fuck..fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckiiii­iiiiiing epic!!!

  • why is this linked to morbid angel?

  • I hope for their sake Varg Vikernes never runs into them lmao

    This was very funny to watch

  • When deathklock said release the kitties they didn't mean that one! XD

  • oh boy.. did i laugh

  • who's those idiots...

  • lolz they look like the fucking ICP of black metal... GAY!

  • This video is worse than exploding baby AIDS.

  • @BobDoleNSatanRmyniGz You spelled better wrong...

  • Why is this the best video in the history of ever

    

  • The part from 2:40 to 3:00 was actually kickass!

  • lolol I think it's a joke ;) . We all know to joke :P

  • It's a joke ???? XD

  • what the fuck did i just watch

  • I find it very dificult to masturbate to this

  • @pleasmarryme Not me. Dont know what your problem is.

  • @pleasmarryme you obviously arent using enough bacon

  • LOL it's 5:30 in the morning and I can't stop laughing at this.

  • Does anyone have the lyrics?

  • @volaju2071 aarhrhhrrraaaaaaaaaarrrgghghrh­rrhahahaahahaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhrhrrraaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarhrhrhgggggggg­hhrhrhrhr, ürgh! rrgh!! rRAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHR­RHHHHRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR­RÜüüüüäääääääääRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!rrrrrrrrrhüüüüä­äääääRRGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa­aaaaaaggghhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrmmbmb­bbrrraaAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!!!! üüüäääärrgghhGRHRRAAAAAAÄÄÄÄÄÄ­RÄRGGHHHH!!!RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!RRRRGHHHÜÜÜüüüü­aarrrggggrrrrggrraaaaaaaaaaAAA­H!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This is ridiculous

  • I look up "bacon metal" and get this. fuck logic.

  • rubbing his nipples with blood and eating bacon? uhm yup that sounds terrifying

  • This is possibly the worst video ever made, and yet I can't stop watching it.

  • They were like "dude this part where I jump off the swing in the video is gonna kick ass!"............Swings really??

  • @Mrhellsd Der swing ist Krieg!

  • TRVE FVKING BAKON METAL

  • The bacon is Satan's meat

  • what is this? i dont even....

  • there's something sinister about this fluffy dog :O

  • shot into the head

  • TR00 KVLT! \m/

  • Buahahahahahahhaha. Uśmiałam się. XD

    Kvlt i tró.

  • LOLOLOLOLOL WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAAHAHAHA

  • 3:22 -> keyboard player fuckin' epic :D

  • like what the fuck?

  • CVLT

  • This is the greatest thing I've ever witnessed.

  • SWINGS & SLIDES=BLACK METAL

  • oh my god! it's the insane clown posse on crystal meth!!

  • How can people be offended, scared or see black metal as a threat! xD

  • This is my new favorite band.

  • for some reason im hungry now

  • this shows the band experimenting and expanding their sound with symphonic and ambient sections, but as long as they don't sell more than 30 records they will still be the tr00est, kvlt as fvck band ever!!!!

  • 4:21 - Xbox ist krieg

  • this would be an EPIC bacon commercial

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  • This is the most grim frostbitten bacon ever. L-O-L I loved it! The castle in the playground was kvlt as FUCK!

  • Lol, i fucking loved it!

  • ICP ( Insane clown Posse ) went metal lol

  • this is so bad

  • I'd like the girl to sit on my face.

  • Silly rABBBBBBIT triks er 4 kids

  • all i know is i want to bone that chick

  • @SanDiegoDrunkBastard You mean that girl in the park? I know dude, she's so hot.

  • @trooubermensch i told him already but that is a dude

  • @SanDiegoDrunkBastard i hate to ruin your spirit buddy but thats a dude...

  • and who said black metal was far too serious :P lol awesome song awesome band should be more like this :D

  • Bacon, Boobs, Blood & Battlements-Fuck Yeah!!!!!!!!!

  • njajajajajajajajajajajajajajaj­ajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

  • MORBOSSA NEBBIA ANALE THE TRUE GORE METAL BAND!

  • this is why muslims hate pork

  • All that bacon made me fucking hungry!!!!!!!

  • Quedense lejos de ese perrito o sus obesos culos serán la unica parte de sus cuerpos con sangre de verdad...

    BDSM spaghetti girl...fucking hot xDDDDDDDD

     <3

  • G A Y!

  • Strongbad would be proud

  • Genius!!! Puts 1349 & Watain to shame....HAIL THE ASS-FOG!! \m/

  • Damn!! they really EAT the flesh of a dead pig! How necro and sick! That's great!

  • yeah, Jesus loves us all.

    But it's SATAN that gives us all the really cool shit!! :->

    Hail Satan!!!

  • My God, there's a lot of imbeciles in here...

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  • lolololol, I have the same sword that's used in the video. Got it from Value Village a few halloweens ago.

  • Yup yup here come the nightmares.

  • I'm a black metal freak, and I thought this was funny. Anyone who is getting offended is trying too hard to impress people...

  • WTF! Black Metallers don't skip ring-a-round-aroses!!! ...or go on swings. You'll never get taken seriously with that shit. The blood bits cool though and the music's pretty heavy. Heavier than Immortal.

  • you guys are fuckin' fucked up! <3

  • I'm French and i want to know if you are a real black metal band or are you just crazy (Crazy and funny ;) )?

  • TRVE FUCKING MUSIC \m/ HAIL

  • kvlt...

  • I find this hilarious!

  • Thats some hilarious blackened bacon chaos! i do prefer folk bacon with black influences but this is far more evil then power bacon or egg n bacon grind

  • BAKON IST KRIEG!

  • TR00 KVLT BLACK METAL! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • pinche video culero,creador pendejo

  • this very Gr1m and Fr0stb1tt3n. o ya and KvLt

  • these guys are made of pure win!

  • 176 people are Falses

  • This is the greatest video of all time!!!

  • I bet at least 170 of the 176 dislikes were people thinking this was real.

    But even if this was real it'd be awesome.

  • heheheheheh

  • This is the best damn thing I've ever heard.

    It's like simultaneous mutliple eargasms lightly simmered and seasoned with maple and hickory. The scenes accurately depict my childhood and beliefs, and brief encounters with random, extreme seizures and the early onset of Parkinson's resulting in fast inaccurate tremolo picking on my dark surf rock jams.

    *rubs blood on himself*

  • @InstinctualJealousy this comment is made of pure win too!

  • Moar like "Morbid Anal FAG", amirite?

  • @JanusChristIsRisen No, not really.

  • behold the power of the satanic bacon!

    dude, it's the funniest sht i have ever seen lol

  • this is so true

    Hail The Infernal 

  • Video made from cool-aid and awesome and caps lock

  • this so kvlt!!!!!

    unbholy playground of hell!!!!

  • KVLT AS FVKK

  • this is fuckin crazy shit lol this should be my alarm for school

  • Hail the baconwizard!

  • holyshit!

  • LOL :D

  • playground and cowboy hats are fucking black! MAF KVLT

  • Sounds like a Legend of Zelda soundtrack.

  • puto de video mas de la puta verga.

  • BACOOOOOON!!!!

  • It made me cry out of laughter! This is more epic than an Immortal videoclip! :D

  • LOL!!!!!! love it!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah­ahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hahahahaha! What the fuck!?!

  • This is comedic gold!!!!

  • ROFL!!!

  • cryfemal - "segunda muerte" FTW

  • cant get more metal than bacon...and puppies?HAHAH

  • fatal black metal \m/ -|- :)

  • the most awsome part of this is how hot that chick is.... godamn

  • lmfao at 3:31 That got me the most out of this whole video XDD

  • Tabs

  • THIS IS HILARIOUS! THUMBS WAY UP!

  • AAAAAAHRG!

    BLASPHEMY! XD

  • Oh this is so fucking kvlt. Kr1eg! lolol

  • Pure comedic gold!

  • LOL

    Cool!

  • hahahaha the fuckin poodle hahahaha

  • you should rename your band BACON FEEDER!!!!

  • This little girl is more evil than those fags.

  • Mmmmm...sacrelicious!

  • lol nice work guys keep it up

  • music is good ... and i like dat female but 4:09 makes me puke!!! de video is just LOL!!!!!!

  • damn, black metal its just noise, long live thrash metal!!!!!! and wats up with the fat guy rubing his chest with blood??? lol

  • the ending is a fuckin acid trip gone wrong

  • @Bpet18 Worst acid ever.............

  • Makes me want to start a joke-black metal band :P

  • BLACK VERGON! xD

  • it just blew my fuckin mind... that was great

  • i love that moment at 0:53.. I find it amusing dude...

  • This is a joke right?

  • @hobopopo6

    yep

  • Your child is under the influence of BACON

  • best....... music...... video...... ever......

  • satan loves you!

  • forgot how hot the girl was in this. Win.

  • Makes me want bacon. Then again when don't I want bacon.

  • u guys are freak

  • It's a PARODY. Why are so many people too stupid to see what's staring them in the face?

  • Mmmm am i stupid ? or they are, i give a fuck if its a parody, i know... but they still are dumbasses! I'd say that the bacon in the chair, was funny HAHAHAHAH but the rest... mmm dunno, i didn't like it.