amen ingrato! I command in Jesus' name, ♰that the blood of Jesus be upon you,♰ and all men and women♰ of the world: the blood of Jesus:♰ is on all. ♰You are all sons of the devil, you are destined for hell! [★♰ PAX♰★] ♰ I have done the wrong to all those criminals,♰ who toppled the cross ♰[♚MENE♰TECHEL♰PERES♚] ♰ PAX ♰ CSPB CSSMLNDSMD VRSN SMVS MQLIVB ♰"Drink your poisons made by yourself" ♰. We love★ are all equals and brothers
this shows the band experimenting and expanding their sound with symphonic and ambient sections, but as long as they don't sell more than 30 records they will still be the tr00est, kvlt as fvck band ever!!!!
WTF! Black Metallers don't skip ring-a-round-aroses!!! ...or go on swings. You'll never get taken seriously with that shit. The blood bits cool though and the music's pretty heavy. Heavier than Immortal.
Thats some hilarious blackened bacon chaos! i do prefer folk bacon with black influences but this is far more evil then power bacon or egg n bacon grind
It's like simultaneous mutliple eargasms lightly simmered and seasoned with maple and hickory. The scenes accurately depict my childhood and beliefs, and brief encounters with random, extreme seizures and the early onset of Parkinson's resulting in fast inaccurate tremolo picking on my dark surf rock jams.
@ShadowTearful I command in Jesus' name, that the blood of Jesus be upon you, and all men and women of the world: the blood of Jesus is on all. You are all sons of the devil, you are destined for hell! [✡♰ PAX♰✡] ♰ I have done the wrong to all those criminals who toppled the cross ♰[♚MENE ♛TECHEL ♛PERES♚] ♰ PAX ♰ CSPB CSSMLNDSMD VRSN SMVS MQLIVB ♰"Drink your poisons made by yourself" ♰
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HAHAHAH those guys makes my laugh out loud, they are breainless pussies. If they see satan, they would shit on his pants LOL. "I LOVE YOU SATAN" HAHAHAHAHA stupid faggots. oh btw, BACON ON THE CHAIR HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. LMAO!
Mmmm am i stupid ? or they are, i give a fuck if its a parody, i know... but they still are dumbasses! I'd say that the bacon in the chair, was funny HAHAHAHAH but the rest... mmm dunno, i didn't like it.
5:46 BEGOTTEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
TheDxlucas 3 weeks ago
My wife just threatened to leave me cos I wouldn't stop saying YOUR CHILD IS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SSSSATAN>... SSATAN... SATTAN
goatshredder 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos 3
i cant understand the making of this song or what theyre saying.
i just hear abstract screaming and drums. this song sucks.
ill stick to slayer
TheSuperMarioBros2 4 weeks ago
I'm not too sure if I should have Children after this.
sublimegman 1 month ago
what the fuck am I watching again? :C
holyse7en 1 month ago
@holyse7en LOL! again...
Polaf3456 1 week ago
Lol
imjowsef 1 month ago
haha COOL
ZIMRITROLLWINTER 1 month ago
didn't need to sleep anyways.
Raidenster 1 month ago
2:59 an announcement is being made by sound ?! what does that mean ?
Lavizan1349 1 month ago
I'm on that weird part of youtube again
Silentblues 2 months ago 2
this video really makes me wanna shoot dope YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!
ismokeweed420 2 months ago
3:28 - 3:31 I almost fell of my chair! :'DD
XanaX93 2 months ago
HOLY SHIT DID ANYONE ELSE SEE RONALD MCDONALD?
patriots227nick 2 months ago
i'm in that strange part of you tube
again
CabellVenable 2 months ago
How do I keep finding these REALLY REALLY fucked up videos of people making fun of black metal?
Polaf3456 2 months ago 6
@Polaf3456 this is no joke video, these guys are a real band
AllThatGuy 4 weeks ago
@AllThatGuy NOOOO! MY MIND!
Polaf3456 1 week ago
I want to fuck that hottie
Lordinfidel616 2 months ago
1:33 want candy ?? :D
Dragonking447 3 months ago
comemierdas
STNEIDERIN 3 months ago
O god I can't stop laughing it hurts!
RamRugby 3 months ago
This is perfect
HiKoURoMaN 3 months ago
Wow you guys made random noise into shitty noise..you are So talented that I think you paid cash for that hooker up front right?
lostone13 3 months ago
Nothing says death metal like a wooden chair covered with bacon and park swings. TRUE KULT
eruption257 3 months ago
just casually watching scat porn no biggie.
cpbfmv666 4 months ago
fuck (puke)
omen91gothic 4 months ago
holy fuck..fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckiiiiiiiiiing epic!!!
alexblay1 4 months ago
why is this linked to morbid angel?
HerveGamerDude 4 months ago
I hope for their sake Varg Vikernes never runs into them lmao
This was very funny to watch
Rock101944 4 months ago
When deathklock said release the kitties they didn't mean that one! XD
TheMetallicaguru 4 months ago
oh boy.. did i laugh
NonEternal 5 months ago
who's those idiots...
Nachthymnen75 5 months ago
lolz they look like the fucking ICP of black metal... GAY!
zachstaggs7 5 months ago
This video is worse than exploding baby AIDS.
BobDoleNSatanRmyniGz 5 months ago
@BobDoleNSatanRmyniGz You spelled better wrong...
HeadBangar1030 5 months ago
Why is this the best video in the history of ever
HAYLEYKILLS 5 months ago
The part from 2:40 to 3:00 was actually kickass!
rigolith 6 months ago
lolol I think it's a joke ;) . We all know to joke :P
defleo20 6 months ago
It's a joke ???? XD
matiaswolfflacroix 6 months ago
what the fuck did i just watch
maksymalol 6 months ago
I find it very dificult to masturbate to this
pleasmarryme 6 months ago 28
@pleasmarryme Not me. Dont know what your problem is.
sicdragon82000 3 months ago
@pleasmarryme you obviously arent using enough bacon
kmfdm5 3 months ago
LOL it's 5:30 in the morning and I can't stop laughing at this.
volaju2071 7 months ago
Does anyone have the lyrics?
volaju2071 7 months ago
@volaju2071 aarhrhhrrraaaaaaaaaarrrgghghrhrrhahahaahahaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhrhrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarhrhrhgggggggghhrhrhrhr, ürgh! rrgh!! rRAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHRRHHHHRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRÜüüüüäääääääääRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!rrrrrrrrrhüüüüääääääRRGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrmmbmbbbrrraaAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!!!! üüüäääärrgghhGRHRRAAAAAAÄÄÄÄÄÄRÄRGGHHHH!!!RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!RRRRGHHHÜÜÜüüüüaarrrggggrrrrggrraaaaaaaaaaAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silenoz1991 7 months ago
This is ridiculous
MTMdynomite 7 months ago
I look up "bacon metal" and get this. fuck logic.
akerswizard779 7 months ago
rubbing his nipples with blood and eating bacon? uhm yup that sounds terrifying
TheMukas69 7 months ago
This is possibly the worst video ever made, and yet I can't stop watching it.
wheatbuck 7 months ago 2
They were like "dude this part where I jump off the swing in the video is gonna kick ass!"............Swings really??
Mrhellsd 8 months ago
@Mrhellsd Der swing ist Krieg!
magich8ball 7 months ago
TRVE FVKING BAKON METAL
Galicus1 8 months ago
The bacon is Satan's meat
lateralex90 8 months ago 2
what is this? i dont even....
jagexisslackingoff 8 months ago
there's something sinister about this fluffy dog :O
eat666shit 8 months ago
shot into the head
bence9200 8 months ago
TR00 KVLT! \m/
BurningSky93 8 months ago
Buahahahahahahhaha. Uśmiałam się. XD
Kvlt i tró.
nvoire 8 months ago
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amen ingrato! I command in Jesus' name, ♰that the blood of Jesus be upon you,♰ and all men and women♰ of the world: the blood of Jesus:♰ is on all. ♰You are all sons of the devil, you are destined for hell! [★♰ PAX♰★] ♰ I have done the wrong to all those criminals,♰ who toppled the cross ♰[♚MENE♰TECHEL♰PERES♚] ♰ PAX ♰ CSPB CSSMLNDSMD VRSN SMVS MQLIVB ♰"Drink your poisons made by yourself" ♰. We love★ are all equals and brothers
jhwhpantocrator 9 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOL WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAAHAHAHA
HARDYZ777 9 months ago
3:22 -> keyboard player fuckin' epic :D
miraron61 9 months ago
like what the fuck?
SOurApirateMAN 9 months ago
CVLT
ShaneDignan 9 months ago
This is the greatest thing I've ever witnessed.
walentys 9 months ago
SWINGS & SLIDES=BLACK METAL
WHOMP420 9 months ago
oh my god! it's the insane clown posse on crystal meth!!
marauder622 9 months ago
How can people be offended, scared or see black metal as a threat! xD
FutileExistence 10 months ago
This is my new favorite band.
TheRangererer 10 months ago
for some reason im hungry now
arkonastriborg123 10 months ago
this shows the band experimenting and expanding their sound with symphonic and ambient sections, but as long as they don't sell more than 30 records they will still be the tr00est, kvlt as fvck band ever!!!!
efndmetal 10 months ago
4:21 - Xbox ist krieg
TheHideousRevelation 10 months ago
this would be an EPIC bacon commercial
Ansom666 11 months ago
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sgtzero1337 11 months ago
This is the most grim frostbitten bacon ever. L-O-L I loved it! The castle in the playground was kvlt as FUCK!
NinjaHuginMunin 11 months ago
Lol, i fucking loved it!
NinjaHuginMunin 11 months ago
ICP ( Insane clown Posse ) went metal lol
jaimeexd 11 months ago
this is so bad
abdulwtf 11 months ago
I'd like the girl to sit on my face.
IamLiberation 11 months ago 2
Silly rABBBBBBIT triks er 4 kids
proguntas1 1 year ago
all i know is i want to bone that chick
SanDiegoDrunkBastard 1 year ago 36
@SanDiegoDrunkBastard You mean that girl in the park? I know dude, she's so hot.
trooubermensch 8 months ago
@trooubermensch i told him already but that is a dude
ZackDunlapGaming 8 months ago
@SanDiegoDrunkBastard i hate to ruin your spirit buddy but thats a dude...
ZackDunlapGaming 8 months ago
and who said black metal was far too serious :P lol awesome song awesome band should be more like this :D
yummyessexm 1 year ago
Bacon, Boobs, Blood & Battlements-Fuck Yeah!!!!!!!!!
derpreusse 1 year ago
njajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
isssisxerry 1 year ago
MORBOSSA NEBBIA ANALE THE TRUE GORE METAL BAND!
ricyorb 1 year ago
this is why muslims hate pork
spazmoso 1 year ago
All that bacon made me fucking hungry!!!!!!!
jasonrr8 1 year ago
Quedense lejos de ese perrito o sus obesos culos serán la unica parte de sus cuerpos con sangre de verdad...
BDSM spaghetti girl...fucking hot xDDDDDDDD
<3
SecretDestiny16x21 1 year ago
G A Y!
1openiis 1 year ago
Strongbad would be proud
TheChickenFuneral 1 year ago
Genius!!! Puts 1349 & Watain to shame....HAIL THE ASS-FOG!! \m/
deathbox75 1 year ago
Damn!! they really EAT the flesh of a dead pig! How necro and sick! That's great!
ViMiPaSe 1 year ago
yeah, Jesus loves us all.
But it's SATAN that gives us all the really cool shit!! :->
Hail Satan!!!
727Phoenix 1 year ago
My God, there's a lot of imbeciles in here...
Boyofbattle 1 year ago
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Boyofbattle 1 year ago
lolololol, I have the same sword that's used in the video. Got it from Value Village a few halloweens ago.
KillTheFace55 1 year ago
Yup yup here come the nightmares.
ConfusedinJuly 1 year ago
I'm a black metal freak, and I thought this was funny. Anyone who is getting offended is trying too hard to impress people...
deathpriest667 1 year ago
WTF! Black Metallers don't skip ring-a-round-aroses!!! ...or go on swings. You'll never get taken seriously with that shit. The blood bits cool though and the music's pretty heavy. Heavier than Immortal.
Lucanking 1 year ago
you guys are fuckin' fucked up! <3
themagpievendor 1 year ago
I'm French and i want to know if you are a real black metal band or are you just crazy (Crazy and funny ;) )?
TheMasterOfFilth 1 year ago
TRVE FUCKING MUSIC \m/ HAIL
crackwhore2007 1 year ago
kvlt...
jabol000 1 year ago
I find this hilarious!
555kornknot666 1 year ago
Thats some hilarious blackened bacon chaos! i do prefer folk bacon with black influences but this is far more evil then power bacon or egg n bacon grind
RipsawResentment 1 year ago 2
BAKON IST KRIEG!
TheHideousRevelation 1 year ago 21
TR00 KVLT BLACK METAL! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
redstarrevolutionary 1 year ago
pinche video culero,creador pendejo
blacksabathhh 1 year ago
this very Gr1m and Fr0stb1tt3n. o ya and KvLt
slayyer000 1 year ago
these guys are made of pure win!
TheCaptainLulz 1 year ago
176 people are Falses
turdferguson2 1 year ago
This is the greatest video of all time!!!
AntiChristianMetal 1 year ago
I bet at least 170 of the 176 dislikes were people thinking this was real.
But even if this was real it'd be awesome.
InstinctualJealousy 1 year ago
heheheheheh
MrSebastiansek 1 year ago
This is the best damn thing I've ever heard.
It's like simultaneous mutliple eargasms lightly simmered and seasoned with maple and hickory. The scenes accurately depict my childhood and beliefs, and brief encounters with random, extreme seizures and the early onset of Parkinson's resulting in fast inaccurate tremolo picking on my dark surf rock jams.
*rubs blood on himself*
InstinctualJealousy 1 year ago
@InstinctualJealousy this comment is made of pure win too!
TheCaptainLulz 1 year ago
Moar like "Morbid Anal FAG", amirite?
JanusChristIsRisen 1 year ago
@JanusChristIsRisen No, not really.
oblivionspawn07 1 year ago
behold the power of the satanic bacon!
dude, it's the funniest sht i have ever seen lol
666blank0 1 year ago
this is so true
Hail The Infernal
darkmysterii 1 year ago 2
Video made from cool-aid and awesome and caps lock
stradale13 1 year ago
this so kvlt!!!!!
unbholy playground of hell!!!!
DarkBloodurth 1 year ago 2
KVLT AS FVKK
GodLarvae 1 year ago 2
this is fuckin crazy shit lol this should be my alarm for school
somebadasslol 1 year ago
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@ShadowTearful I command in Jesus' name, that the blood of Jesus be upon you, and all men and women of the world: the blood of Jesus is on all. You are all sons of the devil, you are destined for hell! [✡♰ PAX♰✡] ♰ I have done the wrong to all those criminals who toppled the cross ♰[♚MENE ♛TECHEL ♛PERES♚] ♰ PAX ♰ CSPB CSSMLNDSMD VRSN SMVS MQLIVB ♰"Drink your poisons made by yourself" ♰
ShalomGerusalemme 1 year ago
Hail the baconwizard!
RamzesXIIIFPPMZ 1 year ago
holyshit!
fujita666 1 year ago
LOL :D
Arhandjel88 1 year ago
playground and cowboy hats are fucking black! MAF KVLT
dhongjing521 1 year ago
Sounds like a Legend of Zelda soundtrack.
originreversed 1 year ago
puto de video mas de la puta verga.
liposuccioncacaria 1 year ago
BACOOOOOON!!!!
scottpwns0122 1 year ago
It made me cry out of laughter! This is more epic than an Immortal videoclip! :D
bhackbeast 1 year ago
LOL!!!!!! love it!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zulydubi 1 year ago
Hahahahaha! What the fuck!?!
555kornknot666 1 year ago
This is comedic gold!!!!
666slink 1 year ago
ROFL!!!
TheBloodyFang 1 year ago
cryfemal - "segunda muerte" FTW
csehszlovakze 1 year ago
cant get more metal than bacon...and puppies?HAHAH
THExMONK 1 year ago
fatal black metal \m/ -|- :)
bogdan9875 1 year ago
the most awsome part of this is how hot that chick is.... godamn
Bananastickers2 1 year ago
lmfao at 3:31 That got me the most out of this whole video XDD
sgtzero1337 1 year ago
Tabs
ForRealElf 1 year ago
THIS IS HILARIOUS! THUMBS WAY UP!
yousuckatlifesir 1 year ago
AAAAAAHRG!
BLASPHEMY! XD
abarca13loko 1 year ago
Oh this is so fucking kvlt. Kr1eg! lolol
subzero360 1 year ago
Pure comedic gold!
666slink 1 year ago
LOL
Cool!
KedmaJN 1 year ago
hahahaha the fuckin poodle hahahaha
mrtle5 1 year ago
you should rename your band BACON FEEDER!!!!
randomhero78 1 year ago
This little girl is more evil than those fags.
IVomitOnYourGod 1 year ago
Mmmmm...sacrelicious!
doktorzoom 1 year ago
lol nice work guys keep it up
deathhead76 1 year ago
music is good ... and i like dat female but 4:09 makes me puke!!! de video is just LOL!!!!!!
gothicpunk20894 2 years ago
damn, black metal its just noise, long live thrash metal!!!!!! and wats up with the fat guy rubing his chest with blood??? lol
klesto92 2 years ago
the ending is a fuckin acid trip gone wrong
Bpet18 2 years ago 28
@Bpet18 Worst acid ever.............
AlanLaBerge 1 year ago
Makes me want to start a joke-black metal band :P
pangtjoff 2 years ago 3
BLACK VERGON! xD
xhansxCastrox 2 years ago 3
it just blew my fuckin mind... that was great
HumanitySuffer 2 years ago
i love that moment at 0:53.. I find it amusing dude...
jefroxslayer91 2 years ago 3
This is a joke right?
hobopopo6 2 years ago
@hobopopo6
yep
MUTNTbill 2 years ago
Your child is under the influence of BACON
docsigma 2 years ago 6
best....... music...... video...... ever......
skaplis 2 years ago
satan loves you!
AnUUb1s 2 years ago
forgot how hot the girl was in this. Win.
yesterdaysdreamer 2 years ago
Makes me want bacon. Then again when don't I want bacon.
Stereomonitor 2 years ago
u guys are freak
jamasonary 2 years ago
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HAHAHAH those guys makes my laugh out loud, they are breainless pussies. If they see satan, they would shit on his pants LOL. "I LOVE YOU SATAN" HAHAHAHAHA stupid faggots. oh btw, BACON ON THE CHAIR HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. LMAO!
mysql 2 years ago
It's a PARODY. Why are so many people too stupid to see what's staring them in the face?
ImperialDigimon 2 years ago 39
Mmmm am i stupid ? or they are, i give a fuck if its a parody, i know... but they still are dumbasses! I'd say that the bacon in the chair, was funny HAHAHAHAH but the rest... mmm dunno, i didn't like it.
mysql 2 years ago