Chris Rock "Kill The Messenger": What Do Women Want? (HBO)

[bebo3ful]

I have figured it out, Women want two sides of the same coin basically. A guy who is :

Strong but Soft

Funny but serious

Fit but not too fit

Smart but not a smart arse

The list goes on.

[bebe25yo]

i got this status on FB status shuffle :Men: stop worrying about how to please women because until you grow a chocolate penis that ejaculates money, we will never be happy! :P......

[supasxcangel89]

LOL this is so true

[HoussineRafia]

When i saw the title i thought that the video is about JEWS ! XD

God's Messengers and prophets KILLAS !

[hejjagedu]

DAMN CENSOR GIVING ME HULK RAGE

[mediumdoubledouble1]

In Kazakhstan we say you find me a woman with brain i find you a horse with wings

[vlecka]

@mediumdoubledouble1 You could probably find a horse with wings if you search harder, but you ain't never gonna find a woman with brain no matter how hard you search!

[TheK1N1]

@vlecka LOL! Theres an obvious explanation to this: Women WITH brains dont waste time hanging around men WITHOUT brains.They spend time among their own kind. Your way of thinking and ur brainless generalizations already reveal a lot about ur low level of intelligence. Every even half-way intelligent women is able to see it from afar and to take flight before u even notice them. Thats why u can keep on searching as hard as u want. LOL

[charlotteBraillie]

@TheK1N1

I'd give this comment a million thumbs up if I could.

[lindzimh]

@mediumdoubledouble1 you live in kazakhstan...the shit stain of the world so who gives a fuck what you say? you probably take craps in a hole and wipe your ass with your hand.

[RoundHouseRecords]

@lindzimh he's making a BORAT joke dumb shit, in case you haven't seen the world's most famous movie.

[ghiurfalau]

so ur job is to clarify that you are what they, women, want! When they, women, understand that and someone else (an imbecile model or someone) come and say that he is what they, women, like.. then you really have to make her get it that not him, but you. she will look at you and if she doesnt get it maybe consider put your hand on her shoulder and she will understand :) what are we doing here? Come one, go back to the jobs, this is childishness

[bryngOneOn]

ur my fav person on utube , ever. i want to picture you just as u are, so i wont say anything that will cause you to muddy my opinion of u, BUT, one thing i have learnt about the word model. if the girl's a catwalk model, 9 times out of 10 she'll be some ugly stringy bitch, who only other women and gays find beautiful, glamour models only date above themselves and people twist things. if some girl says she had some professional photos taken, suddenly the boyfriend calls her a supermodel,

[hioshimtsu]

lol...he knows what women want..lolol

[reg12269]

couldnt agree more!

[lilblitz]

Tell you what else ''most'' women want, to be treated like a lady when it suits them, being bought expensive shit, having doors held open, having their shit moods be tolerated because they are ''emotional'', and then they want to be the fucking guy too when it suits them, calling the shots, giving orders trying to talk down to and bitch out their man, make up your minds seems like now guys get the raw end of the deal both ways and I blame the guys for being bitches and allowing it.

[7hom]

@lilblitz the thing is women are less attracted to men than men are to women... so they can push anything on us and if we brake up they still win.

[lilblitz]

@7hom I heard a saying once it goes ''pussy hairs could pull a freight train'' the second women discovered they could use the super P to get what they want and the second men stopped realizing they need us MORE than we need them we were fucked, we should start a revolution no dick and no money till they act right....see how quick they mend their ways

[xxxCRAZYLOVExxx]

@lilblitz this is so true

[theARACHY266]

i know what woman want.....MEL GIBSON

[frankz00]

How does he change his clothes so fast?

[KeenoMajeeno1]

Majority of females are shallow. A ugly guy in class tell a joke he lame. A Hott guy tell a joke the giggle and say boy u so silly. All iv seen is girls easily saying girl he cute and dating a guy that cheat on em then go and say guys aint shit when they passed up plenty good ones just cause they didnt look like a model or something. Shallow bastards...

[Lumophage]

@KeenoMajeeno1 Hey don't try to stick all on women. I've seen PLENTY of guys do the exact same thing

[KeenoMajeeno1]

@Lumophage no but women blow up when a man does it. but when a woman does its always different. theres always a reason. In there mind there never wrong and they truly really only wanna worry about and take care of there needs mentally and physically even if they have to act like someone there really not to get what they want out of a person. Easily falling in love with material and not mental even though they always want there partner to communicate.. its confusing...

[bryngOneOn]

@KeenoMajeeno1 maybe u just aint funny, aint got the delivery and uve too much of an ego to think ur doin someit wrong, so u blame it on something out ur control, like the fact u sure be one ugly fucka man. by the way u don't get male models moonlighting as stand up comics, if ur to pretty, no one finds ya funny. hey maybe thats why ur not funny, ur too gawd damn pretty boy. oh and women find jealousy unattractive too i hear. write a joke here, prove me wrong.

[KeenoMajeeno1]

@bryngOneOn wat? that was an example u idiot. My girlfriends A cheerleader. and if u think im makin it up i have proof. of which i shouldnt even car eabout proving anything to you who seriously sounds like they have problems. u probly thought u said something so hurtful and real lol. iv fucked models u idiot. I played football my whole life and is now in the Airforce and trying to be faithful cause chicks like a dude in a uniform. Go kill yourself and your family and die slow u bitch.

[bryngOneOn]

@KeenoMajeeno1 oh man i wa only messing with you, seems like ive touched several nerves though. i didnt mean to upset you. u shoul;dnt worry about it anyway, u see if any women were to read your comment they would find you irrestistable. I bet u have been inundated for women wishing to meet up with you since u typed this.plus u say u dont care but need to big urself up and say it dosnt bother u and yet u want my family to die slowly. u fascinate me, well u would if ur kind were not so prevalent

[KeenoMajeeno1]

@bryngOneOn i wont be replying back to anything u say you wasnt even worth of me replying to the first time. Somebody give this person a hug......

[bryngOneOn]

@KeenoMajeeno1 very good, u got me nice trolling, i fell for it, funny, the ive fucked models line fooled me totally, but the joining the army coz women like a man in uniform line was clever, but a bit too much, ohh, imagine if someone actually joined the army, risk getting blown up by landmines and live in shitty conditions for months on end just to be slightly more attractive to a certain type of women, thats deep man, but nice comic character uve created, if only such twats existed for real

[KeenoMajeeno1]

@bryngOneOn i said i wasnt gonna reply back but u made me laugh so hard for the simple fact u think im making it up but the jokes on u. I go to SanAntonio in may leave there in Dec. then i might go to Germany or italy. And i use to be in a relationship wit the model but is didnt work, Ur an idiot. u sound like a big hater and obviously have alot of hate for people speaking the truth. Just cause i kno my shit about the majortiy of shallow women doesnt mean im hating ur just a cry baby.

[godfreewoman]

@KeenoMajeeno1 Females? Which species dear? And try to keep up...

[irvintib]

A woman wants what she wants UNTIL she gets it.

[CCRider100]

Whats that old joke, a woman is looking for ONE man to satisfy her MANY needs, while a man is looking for MANY woman to satisfy his ONE need.

[diegomansi]

@CCRider100 I see... you are talking of Anna Nicole Smith!!

[twobeavers]

So do guys...We all want everything~

[xXxJarrydxXx]

@twobeavers Difference between woman and men, we work for it the fair way, usually, when woman want something, they'll do ANYTHING to get it. ANYTHING at all, no matter who it hurts or what it costs. Aslong as they want it, they'll get it.

[ancientroyal1]

Thats fucking true!!

[tapetumxlucidum]

These women are not the norm! Chris Rock is complaining about women that are egotistical, women that are probably good looking and superficial. It is very likely that Chris Rock was overlooking the many good women out there that were not as attractive or alluring in some way.

[1337DementedOne]

My answer to this age old question is: Who cares?

However, if I had to present my answer without being in the form of another question, then I'd say "Fried ice."

[demon80]

U just follow Chris rock advice: "you cant make a women happy, is impossible" lol

[joyfulanger88]

haha

[MobHeataEnt]

Mans biggest weakness is women, Women's biggest weakness is material. What do Men want? They want sex, food, and companionship, what do women want? only God knows the answer to that question.

[Yvonnerocks79]

lol so true

[manweller1]

true lol

[Anonymiusen]

I agree. "Women want everything". HAHAHA, go on... Not funny at all.

[DidUKno777]

oddly enuff....it works......the free lunch society

[frankystein12]

This is so true.

[orsetto81utube]

nobody else is allowed to say everything LMFAO.....

[paradigmmaker]

I tell ya what women want... women want the best guy they can find... even though they arent the best girl he can find.... they want to upgrade without caring about some1 else downgrading

[05dawsa]

welll wow it's called a joke yano wow uhhhh ure the type of person that kills it normal people watch comedians to get a luagh... You see jokes are funny make people laugh yeah ? so the whole point is not add something serious to it ...mmm ? girls r more ruthless and blunt with there feelings than most men

[paradigmmaker]

No i can take a joke... the reason why he is funny is because most things he speaks about contain audacious truths behind them

[ProNorden]

@paradigmmaker Bingo. Chris Rock is about the most socially perceptive comic around. And his point here in this clip goes a long way toward explaining wars, the destruction of natural habitats, and economic predation. Well,...predation in general.

Sort of the 'reverse Lysistrata' effect.

How does that hip-hop song lyric go? "Did it all for the..."

[MisterTwoPiece]

@paradigmmaker that statement just melted my face lol so true man, so true

[ofizs]

@paradigmmaker exactly. what you forgot to mention is that that is what men want as well, just the opposite way. and that is why you are a hypocrite. i think that there are more similarities than differences between men and women.it's just when we criticise, we tend to focus only on the opposite sex

[Enoxation]

@ofizs True but we guys stick together and dont

criticise and backstab eachother like women do.

[DaRocker21]

@paradigmmaker What you just said made no Goddamn sense. To be honest, a lot of women have found "the best guy" but turned him down because he was "too nice", "too lovey dovey", or "smothered" her. And who does she end up getting with? The player who didn't give much of a damn about her but what she had between her legs. And after he hits it, he runs along to the next piece of ass to screw...and her dumb ass chases after him leaving the "the best guy" behind.

[ioport]

@DaRocker21 Sorry to hear about your bad experiences with women Mr. Nice Guy, but he means they want the best guy they can find in terms of looks, money, masculinity, and career.

[natmanprime]

@ioport don't forget strength and depth of character

not all women are sluts

it's just that this culture encourages them

: )

[gorillagrodd1]

@paradigmmaker It's funny how women always complain about having to lower their 'standards' for guys but really believe that they are going to find some rich, handsome guy to lower his standards for her.

[natmanprime]

@gorillagrodd1 except that the handsome guy WILL prolly fuck her, he just won't marry her

THATS the difference

; )

[LaliEmiru]

@paradigmmaker LOL

That's guys you're talking about.

[lilblitz]

@paradigmmaker This is true until she finds an upgrade for the upgrade and on the circle goes

[TheK1N1]

@paradigmmaker Women and men are both equally superficial but only in different areas.Women are willing to downgrade concerning the uglyness of their men if he has enough money to offer. Men are willing to downgrade concerning her financial situation and her intelligence if she looks good enough and is young enough! Its no accident that rich old ugly men hook up with young hot brainless women.Both sides got what they deserve.

[unfad1ng]

@TheK1N1

and thaths why many rich children are not as smart as their father

[MegasSalavatis]

@paradigmmaker Isn't that just describing people in general and not just women?

[TKollaKid]

@paradigmmaker Well put my friend. Very true. They want more than they deserve. Not all, but most.

[1800kathryn]

i hate how they censorrrr

the cussing is part of the reason y he's funny!

[zacthebold]

Since when do they censor on HBO?

[beenn15]

it's censored for youtube....

[ZachIsInDaHousee]

why does hos clothes and shit keep changing?!

[lightmajor1]

they're showing him performing ths show in 3 different cities.

[AleksM1991]

he did exact same skits in other countries and wore diff clothes

[phizar]

it was in London, New York & Johannesburg.

[nalgas213]

thats true i agree with canaa. a fat bitch could find a lonely man and take advantage.

[hype22m]

true.. true... word.. :)))

[PlayaplayaAP]

haha true

[scottyvjs]

i feel sorry 4 the ugly women, cuz they may want everything but they ain't getting it...lol!

[canaanaija]

Luckily ugly is in the eye of the beholder . . . one man's ugly woman is another man's goddess.

[ganstataste]

Das true, i kno ppl who wud say sum1 iz not bad looking when oda ppl think dere hideous, or girls/boyz who i think are ugly still getting boyz/girls,even girls/boys who are okay sum ppl think are dropdead gorgeous[few cases] beauty iz truly in the eye of the beholder

[iamdabomba]

@canaanaija Not really, must be a chick that wrote this. the fact is if a man is with an ugly chick he knows it!..... A MAN IS AS FAITHFUL AS HIS OPTIONS

[SubtleChaotic]

@canaanaija

Bull-Shit.

[Aldeni1551]

@SubtleChaotic Nope.

[TomatoBasil23]

@canaanaija yep otherwise theyd be fucked

[FierceLady07]

everything

[dukesmailula]

this guy is a genuis

[ijuh22]

so true

[oogue]

so fuckin true, jes fuck em nd leave em

[NeoArawak]

What Women want is this:

Emotional Dependence

[Eestlaneonvisa]

MY ASS HAHAHAHHAHA

[alexjadeorsini96]

bullshit

[RealDefentertainment]

every Chris`s pecial he asks the same question and have the same answer

[H00ligan93]

lol women want everything ,man only wants 1 thing hehe

[heavybruza]

hehe yeh 1 thing.........and to a woman that's everything!

[mrdarkknight]

yup. and if it wasn't for that i'd personally exterminate them all.

[southsidesd]

Everything...but mostly good sex

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

This show was great, but it was also disorienting den a mafucka with him always changing location.

[RealDefentertainment]

well since he wasn`t repeating things or cutting things I didn`t see anything bad about it

you wanted to see one outfit? on background? same audience perhaps?

[hertz1988]

thats sooo true :)

[MattayReturns]

He speaks the truth

[Lollydollypop53]

lol

[AmericanImmaturity]

lol so true

[haoview]

What Do Women Want?

just give them a highest SEX

[Bishop0313]

Yes, EVERYTHING!!! So True.

[devildriver024]

so true...

[tomeofenigmas]

EPIC FAIL

[111W3STSIDE111]

Haha Chris Rock.....rocks.

(pun intended)

[21biggo]

u would fuck it up

lol

[111W3STSIDE111]

LOL I would haha, wow what's with the negitive's all of a sudden?

[THAHITMAN509]

lol

[FedroDc24]

lol

[datisallthat]

lol

[21biggo]

lol

[layzy22]

lol

[raymagneto]

lol