How to curse in Russian

[TheWildAmazone]

Love it! :D

[EdwardTheTechGeek]

I will not use this these words. But I will know what people will say now.

[krissarafi]

the scenarios tou make are fucking hilarious, even more with the accent

[jenia93yy]

His accent its more hilarious then his swears!hahahahahahaha

[MarteryNL]

Can anyone type the 3 example sentences (in russian)??

[ivanatsukino]

Sexy accent. ♥

[kaliil10]

Russian English.. they change H to kh because, in Russian Language there is no H letter

[ExtremeSkater12300]

@kaliil10

Do we give a fuck?

[sillymia4]

@kaliil10 yes there is. x makes the h sound, such as instead of haha, they type xaxa

[13RageQuit]

Zaloopa:bellend schiski: tits,dinachawei:fuck off, and yivri : is a Jew

[13RageQuit]

Here are some other words

[ExtremeSkater12300]

Previet

[Frenchdallama]

1:11

[Frenchdallama]

Zatknees! lololooollo

[pit0maldito0]

dat was awesome please continue to illuminate us with your immense wisdom on how to treat the ladies

[PavlovBulgaria]

what an accent

[iampotterprince]

Dr. Vladimir you have the cutest English accent ever :D I paid more attention to it than the slangs :D lmao.. Adorable ))) Oh by the way I absofuckinglutely love the word "biliat" makes me feel like kissing someone :D weird.. I know hahaha

[JudgeBrybe]

Какой красивый паренёк)

[framerunner1987]

ahahahaha xDDD oh lord, I love this ^^'

[WhiteSpartan999]

Stupid spell check! Teachers, and

[WhiteSpartan999]

Just think if I were to go school here in the us ad say this stuff in school how many each ears would make any sense of it when I'm asking with friends.

[Kbabykgirlk]

you sound like russian mafia...creepy even dressed like one...please dont come after me /: I have 10 dogs

[myofficialsmile]

I can't seem to say 'blyat' how you say it without it sounding like 'biliyat' >.< </3

[waldi473]

hahha. Molodets, blyat'!!! :D

[1ruTor]

кретин какой-то агрессивный ))

[TheDman601]

aaaaaaaaand nice russian accent tho :)



[TheDman601]

lol suka means "like" in my country XD

[gunvor69]

@TheDman601 no one gives a fuck blyat

[stasia2122]

ur cute and awesome accent

[LifeGamerFor]

†aych1$ !5 /-\[V]@%3y3₪jee!!!!!



[Albertorey1966]

Priviet!

that was very good!

I spent 3 months in St Petersburg, great country, great people!!!

Put some more videos, it was really funny!!!

[futbolonly]

Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!



[MrChicano209]

so thats why i hear the word blyat in bf3 and after russians foos at my school finish their sentences.

[SylarSlash]

dude you are my idol!! i am greek but i love the russian language!! do more!!!

[Hrko1992]

LOL this is hilarious :D

[tusepagliacco]

Pashol na hueey!

[energetic00cookie]

I laughed XD

[MrJamessproule]

Your a funny guy ... hello from Ireland :)

[linx6022]

Thank you so much.

It's exactly what i want to know.

I have always wondered what my partner say in quarrel.

[ukrainesov21]

Author, you're a moron and your lessons suck.

[TonyGetsPaid]

@ukrainesov21 Thank you so much :)

[ukrainesov21]

@TonyGetsPaid You're welcome, honey.

[00TheMist]

@TonyGetsPaid

Lol, ur lesson is awesome!!

[TheSovietProductions]

@ukrainesov21 SUKA! BLYAT! hah You fucking cunt!

[FangSpike21]

Lololol XD

[titmoncher4000]

greatness

[SomeWittyCatchPhrase]

I love Russian accents.

[elbow005]

you are funny..! =D =D Otlichno..!

[5652samantha]

You make me laugh. That ultimately leads to me wanting to learn Russian even more. I want a sexy accent too!

[piikapoka]

Your english is so hot! haha xD

[skinandbonz7]

Click "CC" Select "transcribe audio" Enjoy

[TheBazaraNET]

еврей ебаный))))))))вухахах

[Theproblemtaken]

suka=bit*h

[Theproblemtaken]

dah its russian :)

[veriven2]

Hilarious I love it

[LongRangeBullet]

LOLOLOL. This made me lol

[evgen1ify]

то ли чел русский не знает, то ли английский, но в переводом слов у него беда это точно)) про "tebe pisdets" на утро просто убило : D

[leothedirilo]

suka means puke in tagalog

the language in the philippines

[uperammy09]

Hello, My name is Vladimir (..) but you can call me Vladimir (..)... Lol.

[Spraypaint14]

Your funny haha great senarios

[HoldThisHandTightly]

lololol hilarious accent

[easilyamused713]

This was too hilarious. Your accent is freaking incredible, the words are so funny sounding (blyat!) and your facial expressions are PRICELESS!! :D

[DumbVideosCo]

педерас... we have that word in bulgarian :D

[gunvor69]

Зис щит из соу тайт, айм гонна юз ит фром нау он ту пик ап хот бичес xD

[Draxsilver]

@gunvor69 AXAXA

[KIRAxDabrowski]

your cute! :)

[llamarioful]

Cool ima use these words on my teachers -:)

[Frezer182]

Cultural Russians try not to use such words as that guy does

[InfectedMushroomHead]

Thanks for uploading!

I'm learning to speak Russian at the moment and I learn how to say everything but swear words :)

[Martoo1232]

HAHA! i love russian accents

[syaa23]

hahaha your serious face is funnyu :D

[J88Wolf]

Suka! :D

[deepmanto]

tebe pezdiec ;DDDD

[vassily239rus]

Why there is so much of such a freaky bullshit on Youtube? People do you really find it funny?

8-()

P.S. using that words on your vacation in Russia may cause numerous fights with everyone around, so don't take that all to serious...

[chevelierjean]

i like your accent lol so funny!

[skinandbonz7]

Is it me or is he......stoooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooned?

[whiteizz]

OMG I hate his English... but i luv studying those Russian words hahah

[itsover9000tacos]

come suka i have vodka for you lol cod black ops

[kalevraa]

very funny. i only hope you don't really say that stuff to all and sundry -- you might get killed, or at least slapped silly by the first woman you call a fatass.

[TheCupcakelovesyou]

@TonyGetsPaid Вы мило

[KingKhalid888]

Хуй тебе в роть!

[Andrey9947]

Ануш!

[leeSomething]

i got here from "how to say i love you in russian" lol

[MrViTopol]

@leeSomething togda ty vlip...

[JTman615]

@leeSomething Я люблю тебя. LOL

[brohemoth93]

@leeSomething я тебя люблю (ya tibya lublyu, at least, that's how it's pronounced. accurate transliteration is "ya tyebya lyublyu")

[iatethecrayons]

@leeSomething obvious next step i think.

[MrAspid1]

Не, внатуре клас, заебись, четко!

[p3ti096]

Incredible accent

[jockergd1]

еврей ебаный кого ты учиш и чему , сокро свой родной египтянский будеш лапотать. На всех континентах вас давить будем ... Ты не русич и не учи чему не надо... Песета ебаная...

[TonyGetsPaid]

@jockergd1 Вы думаете, что вы такой умный, потому что вы можете проклинать меня? Выуродливый кусок дерьма, вы смотрите мои видео и не имеют ничего общего, кромеговорить дерьмо. Сука. Пошел на хуй.

[jockergd1]

я еще раз говорю учить тебе еще надо язык , да и матом тож не особо владееш , как познаеш всю суть нашего языка сам мат тебе непотребуется учить...Лучше говори везде что ты сука еврей поганый,а не русич. Эту генетику вам не преодолеть , язык можно выучить ,но дух и зов предков не передается таким как ты..Скоро славяне объединяться и вас в египет обратно со всех стран погоним..

[Avik248]

that sucks

[grungefreak10]

I first knew of "Blyat" from the movie Goldeneye. My forth Great Grandparents came from Russia (and wound up in the US when Alaska was purchased.) I hear there is a Russian District in Brighton Beach, NY. I ought to have my idiot coworker go down there and say all of this to some tough Slavic gangsters there, and see how long he lasts!

[eureka1996]

epic cussing combo towards the end...LOL

[irishdude69]

na kaleni suka ;P

[skinandbonz7]

700 likes!

[CorvetteBG]

Сосать мой хуй блият пошел на хуй сука!

[leshark]

BLYADDDDDDDDDDT

[BigCrusher96]

I'm dutch so don't get me wrong, but some russian friend of mine told me these: Kurwa, shit. Pidar, gay. Pizdec, fuck. zavali ebalo, stfu. mraz, bitch. 4len, penis. Fuck you, yebat' tebya. Are those correct? :D

[CorvetteBG]

@BigCrusher96 Kurwa is Polak and Bulgarian, it means whore, shit in Russian is Govno, but i think the rest is right :D

[sexuallypumpkinss]

so hilarious! marry me!

[TheValkyron]

u wake up in the bathtub like kesha and u hangover?... hahahaha))

[cronus6282]

the first second of the video crack me up real good.

[Emilytheawesomeness]

Молодец, доктор. Любимое видео! Смеялись моей задницы!

[182franc]

Well done Doctor............way fucking useful !!!

[182franc]

Prikrasno ehto !!!!

[sorchathetotalyeah]

I am in love. 

[seahawk10111]

хорошее видео, которое я не знаю, почему я искал это, если я - русский

[TheForeverLight1]

Press 8 multiple times, and pucker up!

[psxoxo31]

this is fucking great

[delfikoshka]

hahaha ti ochen smeshnoy :P spacibo za etot kours samih interesnih russkih slov.

[nurfelak]

blyet i can't keep myself from pressing 2 alls the time and listening to his beat box music blyet zatknees suka

[edwardaguilar275]

omg it's the guy who plays the voice of makarov in mw3

[NinjaSushi2]

In Soviet Russia, you don't learn curse words. Curse words learn how to piss you off. "Tebe pisdets suka!"

[duchess1998yahoo]

his eyebrows :D

[XTheWorldWarsX]

THIS IS AWSOME YOUR AWSOEM *shoots self with gun beacuse of awsomeness

[SuperPsychopathic666]

так что я был просто интересно, сколько людей здесь пошел в Google перевести то, что они пытаются сказать, а затем просто скопировать и вставить России перевод на свою coment LOL чертовски узкой настроенных идиотов

[aaronscrewme]

You're so freakin epic... "Then proceed to mack the shisht out of her!"

[beybey515]

wait.. does tebe pisdets literally mean "you're fucked" or does it mean I'm fucked?

[mouseman343434]

этот парень так смешно

[skinandbonz7]

Let the video load. Keep pressing 8.

[myfridaythe13th]

any tips for picking up the russian language faster ? its pretty hard ...

[chihuahuabebi]

thank you soooo much.....

[Ir0nF1st924]

сука, пожалуйста

[MistisAdventures]

thats one strong accent...

[konstantintenko]

На примерах в конце я рассмеялся просто таки.

[sormovsky57]

aksanını sikiyim



[AntoniaLevitchi]

omg I love your accent :D

[funboredcool03]

XD

[Gingercupcakes]

удивительный!

[rev6ll]

hui sosõ. nice accent btw :D

[Sneak1in]

intresting..and yes ur english sounds dope, gongratulations

[TurtleDude3120]

vee-sue-kee just kidding i love Russian accents 

[baskethooper14]

Vacation huh? Very funny zrelee

[mrkillcam2]

I WILL



[N0359825]

idiy na khuy pojalusta..

[TonyGetsPaid]

@N0359825 Sam!

[Laila00091]

@N0359825

LOOOL

[Smash1005]

Someone please translate;

Рылся рыло дала Аллаха сослал дадим дало лаз альт лазал даль Алпатов ход Эдд ДДТ жен зги щиты ярко.

[SiberianKiller]

@Smash1005 Рылся - to dig, to burrow, to rake, to rummage (it depends on context). Рыло - Дала - (she) gave, Дать - to give Аллаха - allah Сослал - I need a context, but Ссылать - to exile Дадим - (we'll) give Дало - (It) gave Лаз - I don't know how to translite it correctly Альт - a viola Лазал - the past tense of to climb or to rummage Даль - a distant spot Алпатов - the man's last name Ход - I need a context. ДДТ - Russian rock band probably жен - wives щиты - shields ярко - brightly

[kylieann454]

Благодарю вас за это видео, вы на самом деле американский? Я, мой друг Ян научил меня, как говорят и типа России, на самом деле довольно прохладно.! Опять же, спасибо!

[DizzyMan24]

That video was hilarious!

[MarKoSlon]

Битчш...

[TheAleahw99]

hes cute

[TheJugernaut94]

now we all say to americans, pidar:)))

[Clarensee]

Big Boss? From MGS?

[hardnipples103]

VULSHIT

[suckmyazzz]

thank you for your video is the best video i have seen so far im trying to learn russian and then i will go to russia

[GreedAndSelfishness]

Vitun ryssät.

[gustan]

Uzhasno XD



[OkDontTouchThat]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!!

[CamdenBloke]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[waterwalker32]

Coolest Dr on youtube!!!

[EdwardLaiPY]

suka in malay is> like

[1776freedomordie]

aaahhhh, wheres the hot babe i as just staring at!?

[abeerdrinkinghobo772]

Что?

[thegirlygirl233]

@abeerdrinkinghobo772 я знаю, правильно?

[matrice911]

Sorry for my language ;)

Лучший оскорбление было бы: Вы хуесос! Перейти есть дерьмо собаки!

[thegirlygirl233]

@matrice911 your mean

[lSimplesidad]

NIKO BELLIC?

;D

[vprakhov]

Доставило.

Учи пиндосов правильному русскому )

[TonyGetsPaid]

@vprakhov ...Oocpakoysa pidar

[SalmanGasiev]

@TonyGetsPaid evrey ty ebaniy

[TonyGetsPaid]

@SalmanGasiev ;)

[Flamingcowz1212]

You're accent in English is epic! :D :D

[HazelSparkle]

love it

[66jjamess]

pree.vee.et!!

[vicvicious12]

baka