Crysis must watch (gay koreans)

[snakeee9000]

Funny

[ShotgunzForever]

my father once shot two koreans.... face-to-dick-face-to-dick

[MrMrSilviu]

eew he is bleeding form too much ass fu.... eww why i thought about that

[urbansktrboi]

I Love Being American and Knowing that My country Owns anyone who fucks with us :)

[jipsix86]

sad Keanu playing Crysis

[icemike121]

Looks more like wrestling...

[SinerAthin]

@icemike121

Difference? :)

[berserker552]

grając w Crysis na poziomie delta można dojść do wniosku że północnokoreańscy żołnierze to kompletni idioci. Można np. zastrzelić po kolei 10 łebków przy jednym stanowisku km-u. :D

[Qowat1412Gaza]

fucking shit white people we will rot your race

[GuyGroovey]

Yeah but... they're North Koreans, not South. (In the game, South Koreans are supported by Americans as in real life).

[mitchell1797]

ive seen worse

[MrSupertot]

music adds nice touch

[a3PROTOTYPE]

@sniperx29x i think the same...

[zazzzzarifpower]

HOMO!

and that's what's made you homo!

[101m4n]

insert grenade...

[fygogogo]

I love shooting Koreans hahahahahhahahahahhaa Racist is good llololololloo

[LoDPOWER]

they're just conjoined twins

[Theonegamefreak]

They're just sleeping.

[demonicBerith]

They're blood brothers XD

[DeathhoundVideos]

lol omg hilarious xD

[erthtally]

They aint gay!, He is just taking a dump on his friend t compete with 2girls 1 cup, 2guy's and a nanosuit.

[horeslayer]

eww period blood on him!!!

[xBryanAM7x]

lol

[Halogator56]

Wait. In this game the ragdolls collide actually well?

Cool. :P

[Slugger2917]

Touch my tal-la-la

[ENDORPHINSAM]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[freedombluster]

HAHA damn funny

[DeadCatStudios]

LOL!!!!

[snakeee9000]

lol this is funny and epic

[lobiCZ]

WTF ?..... Shit porn ?

[Ultravore1]

u like looking at this? ;) .... strange :D

record in higher quality! it has sooo low resolution

[ZodiacMeatgrinder]

wtf

[molomono]

Yo Sam, i don't think these Koreans are gay.

I think... I think these Koreans be dead....

[Niyghtell]

Very funny ...

[RoflKnightProduction]

@XeresKyle more like boyfriend Jk

[XeresKyle]

@RoflKnightProduction Very funny bro or the finger up the ass will happen....you guessed it to YOU!! Mwahahaha! LOL! I love commenting. BTW whoever has a Gamertag mine is Xeres Republic add me, and exchange for yours. Peace

[dominater237]

xeres donttry 2 be cool-.-'

[XeresKyle]

Ha ha reminds me of when I did that with my girlfirend. Nice insiration for a sculpture though. I shall call it "From Korea, with gay love." LOL!

[BoeingsAreTheBests]

LMAO

[1dazba]

gay sex with a korean...

[theoreticalaudiology]

Fracking hilarious.

What's the name of the song by the way?

[samdc3000]

Artist: Jamie K

Song: Broken Keys

Time: 02:43

Genre: Classical

[masketkiller101]

@theoreticalaudiology Lol frecking XD bsg.

[Unlovedhero5]

this happened to em once except one was laying on his stomach and the other was laying right on top of them...and for some reason they were shaking....O-o

[DjGelee2008]

Maximum Gay!

[Nolifepingu]

: DDDDDDD

[D2der2333]

@DjGelee2008

XD.....yea they said so before we start playing.

[AndrosForever]

@DjGelee2008 yea they turned on maximum gay mode

[TheGamerFrank]

ROFLMAO!!! asuahhusahusahuashuashuashuash­uhasushuahuashuashuas

[ramentasteawesome]

Happen to me only the bad cliision made two koreans move and shack into each other and scissor-me-timbers.only i was in relic

[L1lN1nj4z]

looks like both of them are enjoying the position...

[jacobonix]

CRYSIS VS GTA 4

GTA 4 SUCKS ON PC (I'M PLAYING AT 23 FPS)

CRYSIS WORKS GREAT ON PC (I'M PLAYING AT 35 FPS o.O)

[Rolfie25]

GTA sucks anyway

[pyromonster99]

thats because you touch yourself at night!

[jacobonix]

no, realy!!! gta 4 REALY SUCKS on pc. you must have the lastest hardware to play it decently >:O

[pyromonster99]

what hardware do u have?

[WTFLEETERS]

It's probably because of your CPU, GTA4 requires a ridiculously powerful CPU to run, whilst Crysis is more GPU-heavy.

[jacobonix]

yeah!, GTA 4 it's highly recommendable to play it in console, ps3 or xbox 360 :((((

[thehumor]

i had a 69 position once with them koreans UTTER FUN i cloaked myself reinforcements came they looked at the dead bodies like WHAT IN THE NAME OF GENERAL RI CHONG KYONG!

[song442]

omg! lol wtf?

[chillohmane]

es ist glaube ich auch das einzigste egoshooter game was ich kenne wo man seine fühße sieht! o_0*

[wodney69]

is that world at war or modern warefare?

[darkpivotpro]

It's crysis. XD

[superuglyman888]

its gta IV

[Meteorito494]

its crysis lol

[illmagnified]

hahaha gotta love ragdoll physics deaths! They are so entertaining!

[Ankstek013]

this is why you shouldn't have bumseks

[RedShootProductions]

LOL!!! :)

[wexfordboi]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol llol lol lol lol lol

[sniperx29x]

Love this game. Not because you can shoot Koreans but because of the great graphics and gameplay.

[DragonBallZknight1]

@sniperx29x

I'm glad that's the case, lol

[MIxosmefistous]

@sniperx29x o you must become a philosofian one day you said the unsayable

[1PintLasher]

you wont that position in the kama sutra

[1PintLasher]

find*

[hitachi654]

just to let u know type

r_HDRHistogram=1

r_HDRLevel=0.2

and hdr will look really good and not be to bright

[Boe1771]

HDR???

how do you guys film this?

[petitchampignonvert]

hahaha mdr lol

[jakkied1]

I didn't know that you could die of anal penatration in korea!

[thinazzabird]

it isn't mentioned in the analects

[ELSPAMEADOR]

condooom

[SHOOT3RiG3ARS]

maybe he had anal sex without a condom?

[swudeft]

lmao

[cpunge001]

masturbating.....

[YouNils]

-_-

just not funny sry

[ViEt3o3Boi]

LOL!

[kefer123622]

lol nice use of bloom

[woo1693]

not funny

[jucahi1]

Fist the Nip!!!!!

hahahaha.... he hurted his friend, defloring his ass with his dirty finger and no vaseline... his friend told him that his finger is bigger than his pennis

LOL

[flamethrowa14]

hehe xD

[ultimateplayer24]

fucking dirty koreans lol

[woo1693]

its funny but the title is insulting people's nationality but obcourse its north koreans so it ok! lol

[DNAtheHelix]

nothing is intulting. he is just stating that they are korean and gay. nothing there is offencive

[kanjok3]

judging by your name id say your north korean.

[woo1693]

judging by your name id say you are gay

[mmaaat123]

LOL OWNED!!!!!!!!

[woo1693]

rofl

[woo1693]

yeah pwned that guy hard

[idokaro]

not really funny man.... -_-

[shibbsterx1]

ROFL

[jamesluc007]

jajajajajaja 5 estreyas

[NHRainbow]

-SO-NOT-FUNNY-

[bratwerstninja]

lmao there was an advertisement to the right of the screen that said date korean women on here

[crysisfan11]

LOL

[IsaSkyLimit]

what's the song title?

[31rS3RP3N7]

the blood just makes it look wrong

[Sackrelije]

Hehe...

[WhatsMyinPants]

Lol

[Assassinsfreak]

Lofl

[venitoop]

oh my fucking god

[Th3N1nj4Xx]

Im going to cry.

[dudeyy399]

thats a nice way to go.

[shneargin101]

LOL

[matttewell101]

thats sad

[imboor3d]

lol frozen during anal

[Wardude1993]

hell cod or crysis hard to say hm

wait.. wait.. =) =( =P =0 wait.... hm crysis cod is boring after a while.

[Doclinxx]

whats better cod4 or crysis?

[samdc3000]

i like both games u mentioned so i don't know really which one is better

[hesitation24]

crysis

but far cry 2 and killzone 2 are better

[samdc3000]

im not sure about kill zone 2 and that is only on ps3 not pc so leave it out, far cry 2 has better game play than crysis but crysis still has the best graphics.

[Paumonsu]

Crysis

[justinlee37]

Crysis has more interesting and fun mechanics, and the enemy AI is more thorough and fun to interact with. However, CoD4 is the obvious choice if you're looking for more realistic combat.

[IrishHaloNerd]

Crysis, despite what the developers may rant, is only impressive because of its graphics. Even then, only people with super-computers can run the game up to the max settings... which is the entire point LOL. My only problem with the game was the shallow story line. It was ridiculous. "Aliens buried under a mountain" oh shit how long did it take for you to think of that? Despite the inferior graphics, I'll play a Source game any day.

[Lindernator]

way to give away the storyline.

[justinlee37]

Their take on the stealth genre via the cloaking nanosuit is pretty new and interesting. Most stealth games have been either shadow and light-source based (Thief) or line-of-sight based (Metal Gear). Also the enemy AI is pretty convincing, and it's nice how you can use the foliage for cover. So it's a line-of-sight stealth game incorporating the cloak on a cooldown, so you run between pieces of cover on a timer. It's neat. And using 1 energy source for all suit func's lends some strategy to it

[russianpeanut]

you can cloak in Halo, that doesnt make it a stealth game. shallow game is shallow. crysis is just a prettier farcry 1

[justinlee37]

In Halo there is a cloak "powerup." In Crysis cloaking is an integral part of your abilities, and Crysis doesn't have "powerups." So yeah, Halo isn't a stealth game because using stealth is not one of the characters INHERENT abilities. In Crysis it is. And the AI is more believable and nuanced than the AI in Halo (also giving it more stealth-game qualities; a stray frag grenade works jsut as well as a noisemaker arrow in "Thief"). Halo is a first-person shooter for your 12-year-old kid brother.

[russianpeanut]

Halo sucks. and crysis did nothing new to the stealth genre as you said.

[cartmanrulez32]

no one compares Crysis to farcry farcry for all i no sucks!

[zerad112]

hahhaha

[drak8888]

Well looks like he shoved it up his ugly ass

[AndyBoomRoX]

So there really are faggots in Crysis.. Hmm, thinking about stop playing that game.

[Thompsongast]

o that looks painfull, owned and a ugly ass wound

[Pinkyred9]

hahaha yes that sort of thing has happened to me in crysis a fair few times. This is probably the best one ive seen though XD

[mpogias13]

Well , what happens in crysis , stays in crysis :|

[gearsofwarm]

Heheheh! Lol!

[sharingandog18]

HAHAH!!

[hardcoretyp123]

lol the blood thats what i call anal destruction

[badcompanydude]

fucking funny your so funny i laugh my balls of hahahahahaha

anal destruction

[Blwzro]

HAHAHA

[karcus0]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[FreeIndividua]

Exange precision rifle .... LOL =D

[Darkhunter1337]

brokeback jungle lol

[oneech]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL good song NOT good wit the video though hehe

[Marsl2007]

WTF is this a bug or something??!!

[Webcouncil]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[AlliieB]

hahaha thats funny xD

[serthure]

OMG XD

[xstreamkills]

HAHAHAH tha twas dam funny

[diabloffs2]

HEEHEHAHHAH

[zaccy333]

omfg lol gay shit nice mate

[mrgenius4]

rofl

[rudetutee]

can u tell me the name of the song asap???

please

thanks

[samdc3000]

goodbye my lover by james blunt

[rudetutee]

thanks you

[meegapop]

i hate james blunt

[SmokinGun95]

lol (funny vid... almost sad XD)

[Marsl2007]

dude , don't be so harsh!

[mankyman6]

He's just taking offense because he is gay.

[Marsl2007]

you're right man

[AdanRyder]

meegapop are you retarded? hes obviously joking

[themerchant101]

Calm down, it was a motherfucking joke.

[FunkyGibbon11]

whyd u watch it then u fag!

[yaiknowscrewme]

LOL fucking homos

[ibloxProductionz]

LOL ROFL GREAT :D 5/5 DUDE :D

[ibloxProductionz]

LMAO GREAT LOOL!!!! 5/5 :D

[eppesuig75]

rofl

[sidedead92]

ROFLOL

[nobohdus]

Nice vid, real Gayman island... btw does anybody know what engine Alan Wake uses? It looks beautiful and it utilities a multi core cpu.

[NDStegman44]

haha... good vid

[potanek]

ROFLOL

[clitcrabcala]

ROFL :D

The song fits the video becauze james blunt is also gay.