Lord of the Rings could have been shorter

[lozman67]

Ha ha, nice! I love the books and films, but remember as a kid thinking 'why are they walking all the way?'

Walking towards the evil wizard, impassable mountain and infested mine, when they could have taken boats all the way, then hitched alift on eagles the rest.

[DarthRushy]

Hilarious. NEED A SEQUEL.

[KelseyHBK]

"You have only one choice.."

"WHAT IS THE CHOICE!?!"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

[13desertflower]

LOVE this :)

[MicahCTheory]

Obnoxious.



[GrenadeCatcher]

if you want to act then do porn.

[tigsysupreme]

i would be dead before i see the ring in the hands of an el(cuts off)woman hahaha

[gagharman]

very good, though would a dragon work for the White Council?

[Brooklyn5981]

I've got and invisible dragon, that kills orcs, that has force fields, that can get us there in a matter of seconds!!!! I love this!!!!

[Morringlin]

That was funny. I always thought the lord of the rings needed more girls but the dragon was a little to perfect

[XxUberBluexX]

sigh if only they cared for what she was saying

[Julius55555]

The journey itself could of been shorter in reality, but like in any other epic struggle against evil things will go amiss and make it longer.

[kilenator]

well, then it would be only one movie and that would suck :(

but good point

[ValJavertJinn]

IT'S TOTALLY UNSCATHED! Ah, love that line!

[Drage3000]

Too much trolling around here, it makes me laugh! XD You're all trolling so awfully, learn to troll or be nice.

Nice video by the way! The editing is great!

[hailfire101]

fuck this video is gay

[gspotkentzoom]

your an awful person

[Alokue]

The amount of funny that that was not...

[Been2Hell]

Charming lady, rather lame parody...

[Faramirel]

I love the fact that she's so irritated - and that she's flirting in the middle of it! I totally spent my entre childhood thinking up solutions like this... I can't believe I haven't found this before!

[eangelos89]

your microphone sounds so annoying, plus you set the volume way too loud,. if somebody could command a fucking dragon they'd listen to him/her, be it a man, a woman, or a freakin hobbit.

[eangelos89]

omfg your microphone sounds so annoying, plus you set the volume way too loud,. if somebody could command a fucking dragon they'd listen to him/her, be it a man, a woman, or a freakin hobbit.

[willygrapes]

Look at all the nerds lmao.Nerdfags.

[FerociousFap]

lol alright nice... recorded in a room... does make sense to the acoustics of sound when your OUTSIDE stupid little girl

[Brognor]

I believe it could be done with a Great Eagle. Though they may had Anti-Air guns :P

[OnaCR96]

Well, I liked it.

[IniKepi]

has anyone thought of swallowing it?

[MrLASSEssein]

That was so Funny!!!!! NOT

[jdancee]

I could've stomached it, if it were not for the constant bringing-up of the dragon and the dragon being invisible with a force field.

[strofor1]

lady!u should open your legs than telling us your stupid ideas

[LeilaniLad]

Ahhh... community theater...

[MajorRyan30]

Sucks.

[idrownfishify]

they only like frodo's idea better because hes way cooler and doesn't have an annoying high pitched voice and doesnt cheat with a dragon or even brags

[idrownfishify]

Weird chick: ooh thats cute he wants to be like us and go on a quest!

Frodo: Shut the f**** up! God! everyone treats me like a kid im in my F***ing 50s!

[idrownfishify]

that would totally never work. the nazgul have an air defense system and AA guns AND mobile SAM even though it kinda makes the AA guns seem lame

[SieghartzBR]

id tap that

[broadwaylifealways4]

in the hands of a...women

[SkatingSaruman2]

my dragon is better than hers -.-

[dark4krad]

Wow! This shows why LOTR trilogy had minimal dialogues from ladies. It would have sucked otherwise!! All hail Kate Blanchette, for her minimal dialogue!! :-)

[davidgate727]

i hate her since she didn't stop to take a breath and let all of us relax

[AdamThePirateSS3]

omg.....even frodo elrond and boromir had a headache by listening to her......

[Hornwiesel]

i'd fuck her

[ryushokikijo]

yeah the eagles is a very good idea

[xQueldoreix]

Good thing Elrond canned her ass after the Council. Middle-earth would be covered in a second darkness, by now.

[Stahlmango]

Oh fuck! Her voice is so annoying!

[cloudvol7]

What about them big ass Eagle's that fly around,that would also work,I guess the lord of the Eagles only likes to show up at the very end.

[Penguincracker]

the dragon...yeah... I call that "hax!!!! olololololol!!!!!!1!1!"

[LoneSola]

I'm glad someone told PJ it would be better to do the film without the girl...

[guesswhofails]

gimli offers his axe to frodo but his axe is clearly destroyed..........

[clintbarton]

@guesswhofails its funny. your name is guesswhofails when you do. he is a dwarf he has more than one axe that much is assured. now go back to rivendell and get back on elronds jock you pansy elf loving tard

[shyninja135]

Ok I don't care that was funny to me XD Invisible dragons rule!!! With force field and firs and Nuclear waste!!right...there was-oh...no? Ok then :)

[paulnitzfy]

This is a really bad parody....

[ForzaAquila]

disturbing woman..

[hekimogIu]

the story is more than only destroying the ring..

[wtfdudenotcool101]

@hekimogIu Only because they took the longest possible route to destroy it. It's called a plot device.

[1LFT1]

my question is why isnt this bitch in the kitchen preparing dinner....

[zedator]

You cant just fly into Mordor. There are Nazguls!!!!!

[inphasesith]

@zedator You can with a griffin but they were not allowed to interfere

[cr1ticalvoid]

@zedator the nazguls are the nine human kings that got corrupted by sauron the beast they ride are fellbeast and in the movies you never seen them go to mordor

[zedator]

@cr1ticalvoid intesting

[rawoofi]

@zedator The Nazgul had no flying steeds at the time of Elrond's council. As much as I love LOTR, there's no escaping the fact that it has a plot hole.

[tubefilmvideo]

AUDIO IS VERY IMPORTANT !!!! She has an echo chamber which weakens the beliveability of her scenes. Combine that with acting that say "I'm funny watch me deliver this line". 2 serious lines followed by a 3 rd line that's half serious half funny would have been better than every line trying to be funny. Film is to be studied.

[ebEllieAwesomeDancer]

She reminds me of me!!! I would TOTALLY make faces and noises and mock them and talk back!!! :D:)d:)

[ebEllieAwesomeDancer]

It's totally unSCATHED!!!

[wiccagirl07]

Epic!! I love it! I have actually thought the exact same thing...ya know how the eagles come at the very end to get Sam and Frodo?? Why werent the bastards used before hand? Send all the eagles, some elves to ride em, Frodo has his own, by passes the sky battle and woop, done, see, men have to make everything so damn difficult. Like asking for directions....

[DaKrissz]

@wiccagirl07 The Nazguls and the Witch King would have the eagles taken out in no time, poorly...

[inphasesith]

@DaKrissz The eagles can easily own the nazgul

[shidoushi]

This goes beyond stupid, she's so fucking anoying. Fucking her in the ass would be the only use for that pittyful screaming of her.

[Ssweetpea927]

That was fabulous!

Do some others!

[delawarefreeman]

Good idea, bad acting...

[SaintTaurus]

dragon is invisible and has forcefield?

[Hassan7894]

she screams like she's having an orgasm...

[Firemoonsoul]

Awesome :D

[AdvancedFalcon]

So great. ROFLMAO

[ThePotatoFish]

Wow... Marysue. :T This is where it alllll started, right with this lovely-but-annoying twat.

[SasorisTrueArt]

This is for all you haters: She said the dragon was brought ftom the netherworld, so its now the last dragon. Also, the dragon is apparantly invisible so the nine would be oblivious to its presence altogether. Very original jesslynncan and i applaud you. P.S.- Anything brought to life by gandalf is automatically good so quit trolling, TheYuri1212. :P

[starwars910]

@SasorisTrueArt LOL......the only place the dragons went after death was into the dark void after Morgoth was killed.........and Morgoth himself or the valor are the only ones that can open it (gandalf is epic but not a Vali) not trying to sound to nerdy I just read the books...... THAT's why this is dumb....netherlands??????? Really?

[Gedexon]

Who is that girl? She is very sexy.

I'd like to meet her... =)

[Hampe966]

Wanna fly on my dragon? BOOO YAH!...I'm just kidding chill the fuck out woman....

[SenicusOffline]

stop talking with ur dragon

=.=

[yargyxyarg]

Went through the whole video thinking "When will this woman ever shut up?"

[idrownfishify]

@yargyxyarg i think she was supposed to be sort of annoying

[TheYuri1212]

That woman prolly didnt read the books first of all no drags left,second their evil,third they would serve sauron and ofc the gates were protected by the "9" with their mounts..lame 3/10

[stevothemanlyman]

enough about this dragon, make me a sandwich.

[bookworm1138]

wtf is with all these damn chauvenists?

[Karumii]

Swing and a miss, unfunny.

[linikratyo]

problem is, there are no dragons in Middle-earth, and if you had a dragon then you would not even have to go to Mount Doom, because dragonfire can destroy the ring...

[septemberisknocking]

@linikratyo umm hate to burst your bubble but there are dragons in middle earth read the hobbit Bilbo and Dwarves venture to a dragon horde

[MasterBombadillo]

@linikratyo No, in Middle-Earth, there are Dragons. But the problem is, they were evil, and certainly not commanded by lesser beings like Men, Elves or Dwarves. Also, even their fire wasn't hot enough to even damage the Ring.

And this parody is just lame. One could make wonderful parodies, but this is just "oh, my dragon could do that, and this", they didn't really thought it through.

[TheIrishDanceQueen]

@MasterBombadillo Okay, we get that you're a big fan, but you don't have to hate on this video because it doesn't fit with the books. That's why it's on youtube and not in the movie. It's just something she did for fun, and just something for us to laugh at.

[strofor1]

@MasterBombadillo i think you are wrong,i think that Gandalf said:A dragon's fire maybe could damage the ring. but there are no dragons any more

i dont remember,i have read Tolkien's book in Greek and i cant explain any further

[MasterBombadillo]

@strofor1 I know the passage, and I'll quote it:

"It has been said that dragon-fire could melt and consume the Rings of Power, but there is not now any dragon left on earth in which the old fire is hot enough; nor was there ever any dragon, not even Ancalagon the Black, who could have harmed the One Ring, the Ruling Ring, for that was made by Sauron himself."

As you see, no dragon ever, could've damaged the Ring.

[strofor1]

@MasterBombadillo i agree my friend,i read it again my book you are right.You know,u read the book in English,am i right? I read it in Greek,its hard to me to explain,if only u were a greek. :P

[virajxpro]

@MasterBombadillo, the last dragon of Middle-Earth had been killed by the time the events of the Lord of The Rings occurred. The last dragon was Smaug, killed in The Hobbit. You must be thinking of the Nazgul, winged creatures that resemble dragons. They're not dragons though.

[MasterBombadillo]

@virajxpro No single source on the complete extinction of the Dragons. In fact, sources point out quite the opposite: in Letter 144, Tolkien points out that he never said a thing about the extinction of Dragons, and if he did and forgot, he needed to alter it. Also, read the quite I posted from LOTR: it implies that there are still Dragons left, but not of the stature of the mighty dragons of old, like Ancalagon.

That the winged creatures ridden by the Nine aren't Dragons I already knew.

[tineeeable]

@MasterBombadillo Well, even though I agree with nearly everything, they say dragon fire would have been hot enough, but they just didn`t have a dragon.... I think one ring was even destroyed by them....

[Inkrunner12]

Haha, when Gimli's all "I'll be dead before I see the ring in the hands of a woman!" all the elves stand up to argue. Silly androgonists.

[Inkrunner12]

1:13 Elronds all "Okay then"

[ThePhantom7892]

This was hilarious!

[Rebetzl]

the women is very great (:

[isketchi]

Lame....

[flavianfelixpatrao]

annoying woman

[kakashikarrot]

she's annoying.

[sharcalena]

yep, men are dicks, that's what i've been saying for years

finally some else has the point

[AdinaMoto]

@sharcalena Agreed!

[sharcalena]

@AdinaMoto Hear Hear

[TiraAnarhin]

Did you get that this is just FUN?

Nobody knows if Tolkien thought of invisibile dragons or not and we cannot ask him anymore.

Why can't you simply enjoy it?

And you're right jesslynncan, they should realy listen to women!

Great work!

[9221Eleanor]

Goddam, you obviously you dont have a copy of LOTR or The Hobbit in your kitchen. DRAGONS DONT HAVE FORCEFIELDS or are INVISIBLE or have any GOOD in them. And they HOARD PRECIOUS METALS. WOW. Make me a pastrami sandwich, oh and I want it on a Ciabatta bun.

[AngieCosco]

EDITH-ANN! You are too old to believe in dragons but to young to do anything about it in case they're real.

[markoulos18]

BITCH SHUT THE FUVKING UP

[itsmebabyyyyyy]

I'm a woman, but I have to say "bitch, get back in the kitchen."

[JJJBunney001]

meh

[Gabriela50552]

stupid, annoying, doesn't make sense... :( i'm sorry but this video is retarded

[Mrpeanutbutter122]

you are hot, but you kinda ruined it...

[RainyYuki]

Mary Sueeee!

But still really liked it. It's clear the video doesn't take itself serious.

[NothingHsdw]

sauron has forcefields too!! you could just make your dragon eat the ring =D then we´d watch sauron trying to make the stupid beast throw it up or would he just wait for it to shit :D omg dont take the heroism away from the hobbit, thats awful! ;D

[aprilfools1996]

There is evil there that does not sleep

Nor does my dragon

Lol

[mrmalade]

would have been better if you hadn't recorded the audio in your bathroom

[Tunnelring]

With so many epic faces....its amazing, and shes pretty beautiful. ;D

[Pegjet20]

that was so funny 

[angiec789]

wut?

[255schonqvist]

o yeah i have a tank that shoot nucs we can just take that.

Stupid women!

[Kondi17]

Yeah...she is hot^^

[JohnMinigun]

I will never see the ring in a hands of a (pause and then rough voice) WOoo maan !!!! ahahhaahahha !!!! pwned !!!!

[Rewgj]

Marry me

[willycool97]

you know this video could have been better if is didnt sound like she was in a small room...

[mastercrowly]

she's like miley cyrus

[aydogdu21]

This female, is stupid......

[monkeylazer]

Question.... if ring wraith are the ghost guys, fell beasts are the dragons which they ride on, which is the nazgul???

[ransco1000]

@monkeylazer a ring wraith is a nickname for a nazgul.

[monkeylazer]

@ransco1000 In the 3rd movie the witch king specifically refers to his fell beast as a "nazgul" so it can't be the ring wraiths.

[adamieie]

@monkeylazer No, he said no one can come between the nazgul and his prey, yes, but still he means himself, not his fellbeast; Nazgul means, in the black speech of mordor, ringspirit. It basically IS ringwraith, only in another language. proof to avoid further discussion: In the Fellowship of the Ring (film & book), Aragorn frequently calls them Nazgul, and at that point, they ride on horses.

And the video is just dumb, smaug was the last dragon, dragons are NOT invisible nor have forcefields.

[hastarasta]

not funny...

[rabidxllamas]

Haha this is fantastic, you're really funny!!

[Ifrianpsu]

Why are people getting all worked up over a parody?

You may like it or not, but getting angry about it is silly.

[johny153]

Nazghuls would deal with this bitch and her Dragon...

[BrutiEnte]

OMG WOMAN

[TheSergantwarhead]

Woman, get back to the kitchen...

[Darthvinz55]

invisible dragon? It would look stupid, if you fly on it...

A woman sitting in the air.. "riding* above the lands...xDDD

[rabidxllamas]

@Darthvinz55 >> Everything it touches becomes invisible too :p

[kolostat]

I laugh everytime I see her face after she says "throw the ring into the lava"

[javigonzalez94]

hahahahhahahahhahahahahaha

[CheyennesGirl06]

Thank you for the great laugh. I was dying from Laughter. Best video i have seen. I am huge fan of Tolkien. Love the books and the movies.

[pingchu29]

dragon forcefield

[kasadija957]

talking about lack of attention.

I like the long part. More scenes of Aragorn *blush*

[TheMichiganstate1]

Funny. shes hot too

[kathen111]

WOMAN! if you read the book, the DRAGONS are the enemies!

[Myrovlytis]

It would be nice to see the winged nazguls rape you and your fluffy dragon repeatedely and then slowly mutilate your body. And maybe save some for me...

[stapler942]

Better than making a "use the eagles" joke for the millionth time. ;)

[DragonRomer]

Ahahahaha i lold but lol

[J0hnnyH4ck3r]

227 people should take on her dragon!

[kimico98]

DRAGON FORCE-FIELD. 

[TheUnknownD]

Lol my dragon doesn't sleep i cracked up 

[Syndur]

Yeah, the "should have ended" version was good, but this is too... part of it, of course, is that I hadn't seen it before so it's new as well :-)

Still, using "the dragon" would have been easier, but what about experience, item drops and levelups along the way? Sometimes you want to take the longer road.

[SuperSangfroid]

Jokes apart, a select few warriors led by Gandalf, and a host of eagles might have done the job too.

[Jesrael1986M]

Now we know why women were not allowed in the council. A wise decision, I must say.

[MRNU979]

@Jesrael1986M indeed.

[papersensei]

@Jesrael1986M then why is legolas there

[bordemlol1209]

@papersensei Because he's obviously a man...

[AnkoItachi]

OMG This is soooooo awesome! I laughed so hard~

I love it ♥ :D

[3tastudent]

another attempt to ruin lotr...

[CrashingDC]

slightly funny but very very cringe worthy

[crazypizza]

If this had really happened, hundreds of thousands of fanboys would have gone bananas and waged bloody war against the hollywood movie industry.

[Chesterhorse1993]

written just like a fanfic :P

[HailTheOri]

Why didn't Elrond just multiply then kill the armies of Mordor with physics defying kung fu?

[KazumaBR]

That Dragon is like wonder woman's jet