Shark Attack 3 - HOLY CRAP IT'S MAMA MEGALODON!

[ellepha]

what movie is this from?

[famhogh]

megalodon was alot bigger than that

[thestewarty96]

0:05 Fail and a half



[GeneralCommentary]

0:43 I'm just going to casually sea doo into this sharks mouth for a minute...

[Vindictator1972]

20 second mark, yes it can so do that.

[MrChcute]

ohh what a big shark i ever see



[Ole4735]

this shark is real. its just photoshoped into a green screen. u can really tell

[TheEmerald97]

They need a bigger boat!

[EINWOLF02]

hate shit like this movie special effects by holliwood note that you run out of options in terms of shark movies

[GrugaChef]

immer noch besser als Hai-alarm auf Mallorca

[abcjc1]

looked like a fun ride at a theme park at :48

[freerunnerthebest]

Sharks like: NOMNOMNOM

[danielmokey]

Jaws was made like 20 years before this... and that shitty shark still looked better than this one XD

(Jaws was a great film though)

[TheBlockhead00]

hmm if i was a fish i would want to be a sucker fish cuz it would be able to clean the shark without getting eaten

[gecko793]

lmao, its such an epic fail; that its actually a win.

[CRUISEOBRIEN1]

Thank god she wasnt eaten shes too pretty too be killed!

[vhbmaster]

fucking garbage!!!!!

thumbs up please!!!!!!

[JumpmanJunior45]

lol dis is hilaroius(my spelling sucks)

[CorrClarkson]

Love how the shark seems to instantly grow or shrink, depending on how many people and their vehicles it has to swallow.

[Wildave007]

wunderful affects. real top notch stuff there.

[sharky2000100]

This is shit /funny to !!!

I'm so confused

What that's sounds wrong

[londoncrush]

yea this is sweet

[shazzump]

think I'll go down with the boat instead of jumping in the water how bout you?

[ejrees186]

of course its in mexico, still not the worse thing that could happen there 0:13

[2012superkid]

When i first saw this movie at like...idk 4 or 5 years old it looked so REAL! but now i see it again and the effects look retarted

[MarcSmosh]

Jaws

[yuutokigai]

Some shark actions are taken from JAWS... this movie is so lame! There's no such thing...

[ShiftAero]

The shark ate him.

And now it´s gonna eat me.

OHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!

[LEGO4Tobi]

Stupid people, running away from a green screen shark XD

[tuz345]

this is great

[Traderaccount1]

lol at 0:40 XD Says Hahahah O_O ahhhhhh!!!

[TeratusVantian]

LMFAO XD that was funny as fuck XD

[gunniesack]

At :08 the shark should have belched real loud

[pleaseoceancloud]

Is this... real liiife?

[Sancyria]

In what year was this movie made? 1984? Shark looks like if its made of rubber... Sorry if my english sucks...

[iMerkzilla]

@Sancyria Your english is better than most Americans haha.

[MzStryct9]

I would just love to see this entire movie.

[megaterra69]

@MzStryct9 Me and a friend and my dad watched it one night not expecting what we where about to see. Laughed so hard we all cried. Fucking Epic.

[hello123325]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[dandyloohoo]

Y do u offend Americans?! Wat origin r u, Chinese?

[TheFreakFest]

Effects=Crappy, Acting=Crappy, Why people still watch it? It's just funny as hell.

[shagps]

@TheFreakFest Finally someone who actually said the truth! This movie isn't funny anymore, btw haha!

[txtmstrjoe]

Best special effects EVER!

[bourge16]

that the bigger megalodon i ever seen



[kingofboredom77]

Everytime the shark eats something he says "mmm Gulp!"

[LEGNOw0w]

un film ieftin

[luckyfess]

"I will come around again....." lol

[McCbobbish]

Hey! Im not stupid!

[LaMagra70]

Things American movies teach us: Americans are stupidest people on earth.

Good job, producers. At least you could've kept it for yourselves.

[homerboy12345]

@LaMagra70 heheheheheh this is a bbritish movie sherlock jese get out dumbass.

[eagleskid20]

@LaMagra70 stupidest isn't a word....

[andy49093]

@LaMagra70 First of all, last I checked, this film's script was written by two British people. Secondly, since the majority of Americans are European immigrants or are descendants of European immigrants, if we're so stupid, it doesn't bode to well for Europe. Must be in the genes...

[TheMostDefinately]

lmao why would the guy steal the life preserver from the woman and jump in. he knows the shark is in there wat a retard

[lovemeordie83]

Oh God, the people in the water are too dumb to fucking live. =_=

[HighDrummer1]

Possibly the worst thing i have ever saw

[GiantEnemyCrab63]

*sinister jetski escape*

[winehound89]

Why would the shark make that noise when eating. I don't quite know how to put the sound into words but its in the beginning.. Ahhrrrooommmpphhh...?

[truax1101023]

i like the munching sounds

[123walangmagawa]

wahahahha...

Its Funny.nyahahahah

[DeniseOntheLoose]

Wow, why would he wanna jump? Is he emo? 3:

[Zestylemons03]

quickly robin to the bat-jetski, holy fish cakes theres a big shark ahead, this must be part of the Penguins dastardly plan [gets eaten]. :)

[poiujklhorny]

karma's a bitch

[lance1499]

thats me eating my dinner

[jawsfan24]

heh heh heh mexico......,mexican flag

[iNvictaStudios]

Its like a fucking ride at Universal Theme park.

[ContainedGaming]

Ben. Ben. Come in Ben.

I will go around again. *In lazy Russian accent.*

[brysonsaucer]

graphics much 

[TheMrpoopyscoopy]

@emanuelismusic hahahaha soo true

[TheMrpoopyscoopy]

Hahaha the last guy, classic

[SEBYXUS]

its an old movie i saw the special effects

[thekidofva]

press 9 for "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[WazoobiumNitrate]

0:00-0:51 = fake

[ObombOA]

lmao the first guy who jumped outa the boat must of been like .... -.- fuck my life..

[TheKiwi167]

OMNOMNOMNOM

[GeneralMcNuggs]

I like how he straps on a life vest before he gets himself swallowed whole

[tootsiecow89]

1:17 fake

[Daclunator]

The shark ate them and then it's going to eat me.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

[memsinan]

at least her breasts are real.......:D

[iNvictaStudios]

This would be a fun ride at universal studios!

[andrewwayneshearer]

99 people are shark attack victims

[cubana1990]

duuude that looks SOOOOOO fake! and ya EnigmaDrath i totally agree with you all he does is swim swim swim open mouth and let people practically just walk right in!

[hellokittyhasnopitty]

technically if you had a scuba suit on you could probally live in there for a few days or so

[superrobz]

"I will go around again" xD

[6greenface]

Jolly good

[Chanak02]

1990s effects suck... hahah

[ratedrsuperstar81]

It's MegaLOADOFCRAP!!

[MrJan142]

What a shit

People kill sharks because this kind of films

[WinstonSmith1980]

Is she Kylie Minogue at 0.23?

[bakedorfriedman]

@MrJan142 What a shit indeed.

[shadyknightd12]

NOM NOM

[danaicey2011]

sooooooooooooooooo fake

[EnigmaDrath]

Laziest shark. EVER. He just opens his mouth and people fall/float/ride in.

[herban123]

@EnigmaDrath loolololl

[kkoloftt]

OM NOM NOM NOM

[Ethanwilredmon]

man dis is so retarted

[AmericanThunder]

This is utter, and complete shit. The effects are bad enough, but add to that the ridiculous notion that a 60 foot shark would bother going after something as small as humans... Oh boy.

[rockerxxchick307]

I have a feeling they just took videos from shark week and editing so that people would fall right into their mouths, hey thats a smart way to save money!

[sophiewillis10]

Bad graphics...

[oraitia]

Lol that shark doesn't even do anything. All he has to do is open his mouth and people end up inside

[doomtigger]

@FuhrerLink you TROLL .... :D

[GamerztimeX20]

This is probably the most terrible movie, I've ever even seen a few seconds of. But it's pretty damn funny.

[HoBoMoBob]

The man that fell in and the jet ski were the same size as a lifeboat full of people

[mrwaffles007]

I would just like to point out.....

0:10 TITS

That is all.

[JakeOpher]

How the fuck did the shark catch him as he jumped

[Armegeothm]

Does anybody but me realize that the part with the seadoo is physically IMPOSSIBLE? Anything going that fast, be it a seadoo or a ham sandwich, would tear the shark to pieces on impact. Especially because the gasoline in the seadoo is Ridculosly Flammable. The guy would still die, but he would die from the shockwave.

[Muzik1080]

man vs shark shark as shusie

[Hanoua2]

hole in one (0:06)

[MichaelRules100]

i thought JAWS looked fake

[Laurie608]

I love how the guy on the jetski throws his hands up in the air like it's a rollercoaster... no, don't turn the handle slightly to the side to avoid death. Enjoy the ride.

[rikko338]

I mean just so... wow... there are... literally no words. It's like the film equivalent of My Immortal.

[CaptainPengu]

@rikko338 ENOBY THE MEGALODON

[tojiroh]

OMG what a piece of shit!

(seriously, it's one of those "movies" best viewed when drunk and/or stoned, which I'm neither ATM)

[mattsmt20]

After seeing the first dozen people get eaten you would think people would be more uneasy about jumping off the boat and into the water but maybe thats me I dont care if the boat sinking I will wait for that damn thing to go down before getting eaten by giant shark

[smithbobby68]

@mattsmt20 hell yea,thats because im not a boat person

[maesejesus]

It's Mama megalodon to you, Mario!.

[miniJD0]

OM NOM NOM NOM

[miniJD0]

OM NOM NOM

[Jinxks]

was that a real movie? lol!

[zodac121]

83% was just starring at her boobs :S

[Mugsi]

Awesome rack on her though!!

[Sonmaru]

hide yo kids.

hide yo wife.

cause that shark eatin' everybody!

[toetwafeltje1naomi]

I believe that the Megalodon have really excict :o (they are scary):0

but this is so f*cking fake

you now?

[constipationnow]

thumbs up if u looked at her breasts 0:10-0:13

[superZAKTAN]

@constipationnow lol hell yeah!

[Ferrarie100]

tits

[Twaddlefish]

@FuhrerLink Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man Oh god oh man oh god oh man

[55fretsdeep]

I like how the first guy just jumps right into the sharks mouth...

[55fretsdeep]

I like how the first guy just jumps right into the sharks mouth...

[MacSubzero]

SHOOT!!!! HE ATE THE WHOLE PEOPLE!!!

[vAmpyr616]

God this is terrible! i HAVE to see this movie!

[ChinoMoreno4life]

This made me laugh so hard, everybody fucking failed!

[Kizuii]

When I saw the guy on the Jetski I thought "Wouldnt it be funny if he the shark was right there with his mouth open as soon as turned back?" and then the video reached 0:43

[HaveLucidDreamz]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[IMorzan]

So Corny ... rofl

[oblivionfan345Tony]

@FuhrerLink Dang it!!! Beat me to it!!!

[WelcomeHaters]

LOL this is epicness on film

[Krakatoa5249]

Maybe they found Pinocchio.

[thebuzzerding]

i remember seeing this movie as a kid thinking 'HOLY CRAP THATS SCARRY!!!" now tht i look b ack its like >.> wow

[TheAncientMind]

What the fucken chaloopa was that?

[Tekkame]

Best line in that whole scene = "I will go around again."

[rduquett]

Your Husband was eaten by my megaladon. Maybe we should wait for it to shit him out.

OH GOD! OH MAN! OH GOD! OH MAN! OH GOOOOODDD!!!

[gnarlynipples]

i dont know whats worse.... the effects or the acting

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD...

SHUT UP

DAMN SHARK KIILL THAT ANOYNING BITCH

[MrPowerring]

This movie was pig vomit. Cheap ...

[mocsecdgos]

Lmao at the speed boat just "sliding in the Megalodon with ease."

[cabs85]

thayre in mexico, thats a narco-shark

[lamaguts1]

lol that was soooo funny!!!!

[schruted]

Special effects for days!

[rubino83]

Also, I just love Bob Evil mwa-ha-ha-ing despite his soiree being ruined and the fact I don't think there was anyone on that ship he particularly wanted killed/eaten.

[rubino83]

That chick... who we've never seen before this scene... is clearly an important character.

[RioXavier]

So are Mexican sharks called wet fins?

[l33tnobody1337]

OM NOM NOM. Delicious Humans.

[Archerxx1]

Eating that many people, one person is bound to go, "Hey Steve." Inside his belly

[TheNightmare619]

worst acting ever

[LemonsNLimes101]

Seriously these effects are STUNNING. Hell it's better than Pixar!

[NotYour94Ranger]

These special effects... could you even call them special?

[whaleOFaPERSON]

@NotYour94Ranger the effects are better than the silver chair. uck that movie was awful.

[1Nbielinski]

its so fake they might as well put nom nom nom while he eats people

[legosk8r11]

fake and gay

[SuperSasori1408]

@legosk8r11 yeah it is movie. that must not be true.

[xXNeuralDefektXx]

AHHHHHHH! THE BAD EFFECTS - THEY BURN ;______;

[LeaderAgentCp]

@xXNeuralDefektXx i thin this was made about in the old times when its like 70s or something they just didnt have the tech

[hyperkat]

@LeaderAgentCp made in 2002

[LeaderAgentCp]

@hyperkat they maybe the tech was bad

[arketreyu]

here in mexico the sharks change the size depending on whats eating XDXDXD

[karinzio]

AHahahahahha ! It easyly swallows!!!

[vansboy13]

i wonder wat was going through the head of that guy on the jetski??hmm it would go something like this.."ill leave the safety of the boat and take my chances with a man eating megaldon on a jetski...all of this while wearing a james bond suit"yeeeaaaa:D

[GenuineJulian]

I'm ashamed to say i've actually watched this movie haha

[24unknown241]

wouldn't the jet ski blow up in the shark or tear up the shark`s insides?

[GriffithAMPS]

@24unknown241 no, it's a magicial shark, it can change sizes.

[24unknown241]

who jumps off a perfectly working boat?

[myatrocious]

HAHAHAHA!!! Bad bad bad.......