DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NO POST THIS COMMENT TOO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
White People adopting Monkey mannerism and culture. It is downward degeneracy. Instead, Monkeys should learn to appreciate high culture such as classical music, proper speech of standard English, personal integrity, personal hygiene, e.g., regular shower, bathing, brushing teeth, etc., monkey women should not make their hair look like a pile of SHIT, monkey people should stop making little Monkeys without being married, monkeys - get off the welfare system and go to work.
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@yourdamntube the deal to hire Obama as president is the real monkey business. His is the most corrupt acquisition in history. Worse than Hitler. At Hitler said outloud his evil intent. Obama actor crooked attorney needs to resign now.
Long story but the unbelievable estate of me deceased (yup I am dead on paper) is the source of the money ILLEGALLY to hire this guy.
I am determined to resign, remove from office or indict or fire this crook.
@toadkicker Curious george curious little monkey was a phenomenon years back that I remember that was pretty trustworthy. You are correct that newsreports are not truthful. Wonder why? Would someone please educate this 50 plus woman as to what Woot is and why this merger or acquisition or joint venture is good? I think I might smell a rat similiar to ebay. Who is behind all of this stuff? Why? Who is regulating the paper trail of transitioning of the electronic benefits transfers? Does Obama? HS
Aha - it must be the recently discovered Mura’s saddleback tamarin. I've always wondered what kind of monkey the caped beasties represented. Hey Amazon, don't make Woot writers change or crimp the community, OK? We like it as is.
I bought some sunglasses today but I'm sending them back. They don't work - money is all white and has "this is your god" written in bold black capital letters on it.
Go guys! Don't listen to anyone talking that "sellout" crap. Those people sellout everytime they ask a customer if they want to biggie-size that meal. As long as you keep your morals and don't forget the little guy, it doesn't matter how much you bank. Great job!
I got aquired too. Yup. I did. By Mistress Dominatra. She owns me now. I lick her boots and everthing. Mmm. I don't mind. She is hot. And I am her boy slave. Is that so wrong?
congratulations woot. I've been wooting for a few years, before the move to the offices, before the shirts, before the yahoo. Wish you all the best!!!
Sounds like good news to me, as long as Amazon isn't buying Woot out just to kill the company off a year later. Didn't Woot always have a partnership with Amazon anyway? I recall receiving items ordered from Woot with an Amazon address printed on the box.
@ghst137 Apparently you and your friends own more stock than Amazon? Otherwise it wouldn't be so much 'yours' as Woot's company to do with what they thought best. Welcome to the free world.
I'm still waiting to get free Woot shipping with my Amazon Prime membership...
dolfanchambers84 1 week ago 2
Lots of damage control in this video. Got acquired so Woot can get big? More like the founder wanted a big payday so he sold out.
zxq3 1 month ago
so more than a year later woot craze has died off... woot was a lot better before the acquisition.
rawimpact 1 month ago
"We got acquired by Amazon, so no more coming in with our pyjamas on"... Awesome.
Nwambe 5 months ago
im scared
MUTLYMAX8 6 months ago
Very cool... Love the S3 reference
meleniumshane90 6 months ago
I just searched woot cuz I was bored lol
EmreHasan2000 7 months ago
Please don't ever change, Woot. I love you.
Spo8 8 months ago 4
thumbs up if you typed in 'woot'
Twiggy286 8 months ago 3
I've watched this video several times. I know the lyrics! Awesome job, wootchannel!
bmw66x90 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you searched woot !!!
rockydasha 9 months ago
Love the rapping monkey - so cute! Saw it yesterday in a training class @ Amazon and I just has to take another look it..
Two thumbs up!.
GodRecovery 11 months ago
nice rap lol
Bonnman100 11 months ago
Aids.
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death1bringer1rmh 1 year ago
20 people didn't get acquired by the zon
Woupy111 1 year ago 2
Nice rap))
UndreamingSoul 1 year ago
Amazon does not support freedom so screw Amazon and since they own Woot now, screw Woot too! Pimps and monkeys.
movies2616 1 year ago
OMG OMG OMG I JUST GOT BACK IN YOUTUBE IT WAS CRAZY >_>
dblizzard11 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you work for Amazon.
Laurenisadork 1 year ago
White People adopting Monkey mannerism and culture. It is downward degeneracy. Instead, Monkeys should learn to appreciate high culture such as classical music, proper speech of standard English, personal integrity, personal hygiene, e.g., regular shower, bathing, brushing teeth, etc., monkey women should not make their hair look like a pile of SHIT, monkey people should stop making little Monkeys without being married, monkeys - get off the welfare system and go to work.
FishEaster 1 year ago
@FishEaster Oh shut up you cock eyed faggot!
Indierocklova 1 year ago
@Indierocklova - Are you talking to me, MONKEY?
FishEaster 1 year ago
NNIGAGAAAA NIGGA GANGSTA RAPPPP!!!!!!
kemal197 1 year ago
WTF!!! Isn't it about time for a friggin happy hour????!!!! sheeeeeez!!!!
rareluck 1 year ago
I could listen to song every day. I want a rapping monkey to rap my whole life.
Bduboff 1 year ago 3
This song got a catchy tune.. i have listened to it 10 times already .. WOOT
amanguliani 1 year ago
So does this mean we can get Free Super Saver Shipping on Woot orders over $25?
aichpvee 1 year ago 3
Great vid!
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TheZarcario 1 year ago
wow, maybe you guys are now going to finally offer a halfway decent deal for the first time in years.
drinkmalk 1 year ago
Did Amazon also pay the $5.00 to have it shipped?
yourdamntube 1 year ago 34
@yourdamntube LOL!
aichpvee 1 year ago
This deal is monkey business, hmmm
yourdamntube 1 year ago
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@yourdamntube the deal to hire Obama as president is the real monkey business. His is the most corrupt acquisition in history. Worse than Hitler. At Hitler said outloud his evil intent. Obama actor crooked attorney needs to resign now.
Long story but the unbelievable estate of me deceased (yup I am dead on paper) is the source of the money ILLEGALLY to hire this guy.
I am determined to resign, remove from office or indict or fire this crook.
You can take that statement to the bank.
My banks.
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1. put ur hand over ur mouth
2.make a wish into ur hand
3. put ur hand over ur heart for 5 seconds
4.post this comment to other youtube videos
5.tommorow ur wish will come true and you'll have the best day ever
funifyurlife 1 year ago
Ahahahaha! Brilliant.
FreshWibby 1 year ago
Shenanigans
Madmonkeythegreat 1 year ago
Is Mortimer going to spinout a PR firm? I think he is on to something.
SManz007 1 year ago
Hope you guys still rock and Amazon's grip doesn't slowly fade out the life that is Woot.com. Wishing yo guys the best and thanks for this video. :)
rstephensonable 1 year ago
I hate your monkey
KazziKolorZz 1 year ago
subscribed just because of this video.
Bduboff 1 year ago 2
@Bduboff Me too
DaSurgeEO 1 year ago
When does the monkey get his show on CNN Money? Seems more trustworthy than the rest of the monkeys on there.
toadkicker 1 year ago 2
@toadkicker Curious george curious little monkey was a phenomenon years back that I remember that was pretty trustworthy. You are correct that newsreports are not truthful. Wonder why? Would someone please educate this 50 plus woman as to what Woot is and why this merger or acquisition or joint venture is good? I think I might smell a rat similiar to ebay. Who is behind all of this stuff? Why? Who is regulating the paper trail of transitioning of the electronic benefits transfers? Does Obama? HS
HoneySiegalSurvivor 1 year ago
I wish this was on itunes!
KazmosisTV 1 year ago
c i duwn nu haha i love how he said it 0:10 thumbs up if you agree :)
Inxective 1 year ago 6
Mortimer is my hero.
Andromeda191052 1 year ago
MONKEY!!!!!!!!
Drifta882 1 year ago
this is genius! luv the monkey
ng4123 1 year ago
Rapping monkey puppet? I think that's a reliable enough source for business news.
nekotanaka 1 year ago
Awesome! Amazon, call me. ;-)
stlouispictures 1 year ago
LOL I love it!
n3570r 1 year ago
Don't worry this acquisition isn't going to be bad...
That's what they always say..
Cliffe4567 1 year ago
Aha - it must be the recently discovered Mura’s saddleback tamarin. I've always wondered what kind of monkey the caped beasties represented. Hey Amazon, don't make Woot writers change or crimp the community, OK? We like it as is.
H2O2U 1 year ago
I have one of those monkeys
DurinnDvergur 1 year ago
Does anyone know how much amazon bought woot for?
sweatytoothmadman 1 year ago
@sweatytoothmadman 100 mil
thegreatbeliever 1 year ago
@sweatytoothmadman 110m usd
silentmax 1 year ago
@silentmax why would they pay 110 mill for some faggy site? wow im in the wrong business
elpadroney 1 year ago
wow... I really don't know if I like it... really.
pandorina 1 year ago
I LOVE WOOT
blessedwing 1 year ago
So... is that Billy West rapping?
crimson117 1 year ago
i wonder how many times screaming monkey screamed during the filming.
mrsachmo 1 year ago
It couldn't have happened to better bunch of guys & gals.
LithuaniaMania 1 year ago
Love you guys! (well, tolerate.) I'm fairly certain I have that same flying-monkey doll. But he lacks street-cred and freestyle skills.
HighKingTurgon 1 year ago 2
will Amazon work with my iPod?
oodrumma 1 year ago
Love it! :)
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Zsofia1976 1 year ago
I actually prefer to get my news by rapping monkey.
selfwindingwriter 1 year ago 108
Congrats!
kopper 1 year ago
I bought some sunglasses today but I'm sending them back. They don't work - money is all white and has "this is your god" written in bold black capital letters on it.
difficultbastard 1 year ago
wtf is woot?
pete275 1 year ago
Go guys! Don't listen to anyone talking that "sellout" crap. Those people sellout everytime they ask a customer if they want to biggie-size that meal. As long as you keep your morals and don't forget the little guy, it doesn't matter how much you bank. Great job!
madinthemoon 1 year ago
So how long until this plush monkey shows up on Woot Bag of crap? :D
frickfrock999 1 year ago
@frickfrock999 the flying monkeys are available at the end of every wootoff
FuryChord 1 year ago
I think producing an acquisition rap should be part of the terms for all future deals. Love this!
michaelptempleton 1 year ago 2
thumbs up if you favorited
Inxective 1 year ago
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I got aquired too. Yup. I did. By Mistress Dominatra. She owns me now. I lick her boots and everthing. Mmm. I don't mind. She is hot. And I am her boy slave. Is that so wrong?
Theegamedude 1 year ago 8
stupid white-honky monkey cain't rap worth chit an problee voted for Bush.
chasemonster 1 year ago
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I got aquired too. Yup. I did. By Mistress Dominatra. She owns me. I lick her boots and everything. She is SOOOOO hot, yo.
Theegamedude 1 year ago
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I was aquired. Yup. By Mistress Dominixer. I'm hers now. I lick her boots and everything. She is soooo hot, yo.
Theegamedude 1 year ago
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I was aquired. Yup. By Mistress Dominixer. I'm hers now. I lick her boots and everything. She is soooo hot, yo.
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nonameboi1 1 year ago
SO ANNOYING, fucking christ
Odenkay 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you looked at the nearest door and lol on the desks part :)
clodoveo13 1 year ago
Congrats... great announcement!
coyote131313 1 year ago
Zapponian here, nice video!
HolyWater101 1 year ago
you were always big in my heart guys.... and you will remain big :D
<3
n91guru 1 year ago
This MUST be what the end of that Mayan calendar was all about...
sr71norm 1 year ago
This is so ghetto soon I will have a boyscout rap up! :P
TheAutismSpectrum 1 year ago
Awesome guys.. congrats to all involved.
seanslater 1 year ago
Black People are actually considered to be Monkeys by the U.S. Federal Government I'm Serious
SuperGoldfish1999 1 year ago
@SuperGoldfish1999 LOL
kittyliter008 1 year ago
This is completely awesome!
sugarfairy2 1 year ago
Clever. I love Woot! and I love the monkey.
vaxcave 1 year ago
Nicely done! A fun, creative way to announce the news. "We know what side our buttered ham is on." :)
vroompow 1 year ago
Congrats of the Acquisition!
mhaidarhanif 1 year ago
From one Amazonian to now another...that was genius!!!
blondiegirl76 1 year ago
good stuff
pashcan123 1 year ago
a little bit of me just died inside
fatbald 1 year ago 4
NOW CAN YOU PLEASE COME TO CANADA?
visualdichotomy 1 year ago
Wow, way to sell out, Woot.
evildwarf 1 year ago
@evildwarf sellout.woot.com already exists.
jtmcdole 1 year ago 6
congratulations woot. I've been wooting for a few years, before the move to the offices, before the shirts, before the yahoo. Wish you all the best!!!
Gremanade 1 year ago
Where can i dl this catchy tune.
topher74 1 year ago
Woot is weird - looks like the perfect marriage!
mytubejm 1 year ago
Maybe now the Random Crap item won't bring the whole friggin' internet down.
hmcnally 1 year ago
HEAD FOR THE HILLS, 50 DOLLAR SHIPPING TIDAL WAVE A-COMIN'!!!
why else would they be reassuring us so much?? companies don't care about their customers at a level higher than their public image... right?
obviously a joke/sarcasm, but some might not get that. so: JK GUYS.
I love you Woot, and I know you'll never change except for the better. this is great news
whitebus2012 1 year ago
Congrats, and AWESOME vid.. GJ seriously..
Need any IT guys? :)
Brantoc 1 year ago
Acquisition announced by a rapping monkey? Classic! Good luck, guys.
Moonpies 1 year ago 43
MONKEY.
kellehmazon 1 year ago
Very cool, but if Amazon fu@&s with my bandoleer of carrots and my bacon fix every now and then.. I will cut a b!t@h!!!
harlanhu28 1 year ago
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diystoneveneer 1 year ago
congrats woot!!! congrats amazon!!!
daplynch 1 year ago
I love you woot monkeys
X2daZ 1 year ago
GREAT JOB GUYS!!!!
CONGRATS!!!
kentdaigle 1 year ago
Sounds like good news to me, as long as Amazon isn't buying Woot out just to kill the company off a year later. Didn't Woot always have a partnership with Amazon anyway? I recall receiving items ordered from Woot with an Amazon address printed on the box.
giabishai 1 year ago
from a big fan of amazon to hater fuck you amazon woot is ours fuck you
ghst137 1 year ago
@ghst137 Apparently you and your friends own more stock than Amazon? Otherwise it wouldn't be so much 'yours' as Woot's company to do with what they thought best. Welcome to the free world.
fairtaxhtown 1 year ago
Now I can say "I remember Woot when it was underground man!" while sipping on a mochachino.
GiantTarget 1 year ago 2
More videos need rapping monkeys
BlackJehuty 1 year ago 2
lol love it!!
m1che11e81 1 year ago
Congratulations WOOT! This video is hilarious awesomeness. Pure genius.
babysteals 1 year ago 2
#FTW
snksnksnk 1 year ago
I now have a headache. Amazon should pay to have it deleted from You Tube so you don't cause any seizures.
sbranch 1 year ago
#FTW
escfrizby 1 year ago
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escfrizby 1 year ago
RIP woot.com :(
jasonspeaks 1 year ago 5
@jasonspeaks the only change is that Amazon will host their content and get a percentage of the profit. Not too bad... but time will tell.
seanpalladino 1 year ago
Hmm. I wonder if this is good news or bad news.
splugen 1 year ago