How To Order a Beer in Seven Languages

[DaGrandsta]

step 1: use google translate

did you know beer is a liquid.

[MarteryNL]

Dutch: Geef me een biertje

[lawliman15]

in English Give me a beer!

[Gamerofmillions]

great now how do you do this in english

[RickyMagician]

he sucks at spanish

[koole0tris]

Dutch: Geef me dat bier!

[eranlapid]

@koole0tris geef me dat biertje kut* bedoelde je

[dadadamake]

"Make sure you prononce it right" The chinese is jiberish their not doing it right.When you say it it's supossed to sound like "Wo ya pi jo"

[akkalakakalakka]

Nodo ga kawaki mashita. Biru wa doku desu ka?

[XxClickMastaxX]

pronunciation my ass

this guy sucks in french

[psychosolodiver]

Where's Albanian?

[minitos1]

how to order a beer in greek fere moy mia beara

or φερε μου μια μπηρα

[jjaacckk125]

i am chinsese and you fail like shit

[anoymous712]

Lol he must have failed his chinese oral exam

[AnnoyingOrange99]

you dont need your mouth?!

[rockywspd]

I should totally do this to my teacher :D

[KillExcl]

lol chinsese pronunciation fail.. im chinsese then again hes amercain XD

[1000sape]

In finland "OLUTTA PERKELE"

[campingXBL]

@1000sape you forgot " JA SASSIIN SITTE"

[132456ish]

i just use a translate app

[Cookies4DaWorld]

it is hilarious when people whos first language is english try to speak german XD

[dnsao]

first, why would you ever only order one beer? last time I checked that makes you a selfish cheapskate and second: you can order a beer in any language by simply pointing at the tap and raising the amount of fingers equal to the amount of beers you'd like to order. No retardedly bad pronouncuation issues.

[Sweetsoul133579]

This video is not very necessary. You can just go to Google translate

[MrBonter]

I´m german ,and if an american wants to become a *FREE*beer he have to say

"Ich Hasse Justin Bieber ":D

It´s like "I hate justin Bieber"

[TheCyclomethicone]

@MrBonter Ja nee, is klar...

[Hhutuber]

@MrBonter

...if the American wants to get a beer...

;) Du machst den Ammis noch Angst^^

[punckkiller]

jooo česko!!!...:D

[AlexMacFan]

in Finnish : "heitäs olut kiitos"

[shaigen1]

i just say beer me,,,

[narutofan966]

"Sostenga mi cerveza, pero no la caiga"

Hold my beer, but dont drop it.

[noex100]

Ooh! Can I add an 8th language? English: GIVE ME A BEER MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[YENDYS2009]

BEER IS BAD 4 U IT IS A DRUG IT IS BAD 4 U

[warracer03]

@YENDYS2009 trolll

[TheDuke00000]

@YENDYS2009 10 bucks you smoke.

[YENDYS2009]

@YENDYS2009 im 8 years old and my mother smoked and guess where she is?

[viictormal]

@YENDYS2009 h t t p : / / nutrition.about.com/od/hydrati­onwater/a/beer_Nutrition.htm < suck it ; )

[13098519]

@YENDYS2009 - Not to burst your bubble, but pretty much everything is bad for you.. especially in excess. In moderation beer has its positives just like the occasional glass of wine or even a cup of coffee. I guarantee half the things you eat in your current diet is crap for you (even if you think your eating healthy). Id say your comment has immoral intentions. Smiling and laughing is addictive, are those drugs too? *LAUGHS MY ASS OFF AT YOUR COMMENT*

[ScarsOfTheFallen]

En øl takk!

-Norway

[rockprincess38]

Little ironic how "beer" is such a man drink and almost every language has it in a feminine term. Ehh... No one cares :)

[RacoonBurglar]

worse mandarin and japanese pronunciation EVER

[misterJUSTiiN]

@RacoonBurglar i agree

[sebandthings]

that was the worst mandarin pronunciation ive EVER HEARD

[MrJeberg]

Jeg vil gerne bede om en øl, tak

- Danish...

(the Ø is pronounced like the I in bird)

[WhatTela]

@MrJeberg ja tak :D

[cw200890]

Pivo, prosím.

-Czech

[lillydluvsskittles]

i just need know how to say can i has i has vodka lol

[11moii]

En öl tack - Swedish

hahahahhahahahahaha

[ScarsOfTheFallen]

@11moii I though it was called "basj" ^^

[11moii]

@ScarsOfTheFallen You mean bajs? tststs,, norrlänningar! ;)

[hasteras]

Piwo poproszę - Polish

[daikana1]

Lol what if they all ment: "GET ME A FUCKING BEER YOU BITCH!" XD

[ammerooth]

''En øl, takk'' - Norwegian

[bosslady2028]

een bier aseblief- Afrikaans

[Valentin139as]

Prashau, viena alaus. - in lithuanian language :)

[VampireGirlsLoveYaoi]

"Una cerveza, por favor"

- Spanish

[MorbidDirector]

"En öl, tack"

-Swedish :)

[eugelu11]

that's not close to correct pronunciation

[MilkTheory]

beeru daisukidesu

[disodre]

@linaya12 you are right! That is what i said but i gave the example of Brazil! Only one question where are you from?

[fountasp10]

mia beeraa parakalo....hahahahahaha

[disodre]

Brazil is in Lain America and they do not speak spanish retarded...

[linaya12]

@disodre its latin america not lain america finally everybody considers brazil and i think one other country exeptions to the rule. the other country speakes french. in a last ditch effort you can always try spanish there location makes them know basic spanish

[barirdeeee2]

you forgot the best beer countrie belgium

[xxHoshiChanxx]

in japanese its pronounced like "eep-on" not "ip-on"...

[jordanpruittjuli]

They said that you need pronouciation but they can't even pronounce it in Mandarin, Japanese and a few others.

[Foodfast123]

Here's Polish: "Jedno piwo, proszę!" ["yedno-pivo-proshe' "] :P

[calito0010]

Why everyone likes beer.

It taste sour, very bitter.

The good thing about beer, it cleans your kidneys, makes ugly into beautiful, and throws away any kind of pain or emotion away. LOL

[bralen24]

How to order a cheap male prostitute in seven languages.

[Aleksandarart]

pivo molim :)

[bralen24]

Beer sucks ass.

[bralen24]

Yes I do suck ass and it tastes better than beer.

[lllllll0o]

To je užitečné

Chci láhev piva

: )

[LoPerHe]

31 second ad, ouch that sucks

[Acidecritics]

In Latin America EXCEPT Brazil, dude. They speak Portuguese there, which looks similar sometimes, but not quite the same in many aspects, specially pronunciation. so if you ask that way many won't get it. In Brazilian portuguese you can ask the formal way: "Uma cerveja, por favor" or some very informal ways like "Da uma breja" (breja = slang for beer, just like "brew").

[vasiliesbeseau]

he butchered "thank you" in greek, i thought pronunciation was step two... to malaka

[moncia87]

Jedno piwo poprosze!

[SONYOFJAPAN]

HEY, HE GOT THE JAPANESE ONE RIGHT

[sakanamono]

the pronunciation was horrible though... and one of the things they mentioned was "correct pronunciation" ... but oh well, çest la vie.

[geeksquad2]

well its nearly impossible to do a good accent. just like germans cant say, "the". and yeah i know this because ive talked to plenty of germans

[MaryIin]

WELL, i'm from germany so i should know this, shouldn't i?

of course some germans cant pronounce "the" but that applies only to like one fifth of the persons I know, so its basically a prejudice

[geeksquad2]

what parts of the english language do germans struggle with the most? I'm taking german and i struggle making a perfect ü sound.

[MaryIin]

okay I just found out that MANY germans struggle with th especially if ony in "the", but most difficult word is "something" because the s is like an s but then its followed by the th and many tend to ignore the difference in the pronounciation ^^

Well I found a trick that could help you with ü:

"Say "see", and keep your tongue in the position it is. Now you purse your lips very pointedly, lifting the lower lip" ;)

Well and I mix up the pronounciations from "seize" and "cease"

[geeksquad2]

one of my sub german teachers is from germany and she has such a hard time saying, "narrator"

[MaryIin]

Well, thats tough, even I can pronounce that word right (...eh rightly? (I hate Adverbs)) XD

Ah adverbs are cruel... And so many are too stupid for it... I bought a book once "Buisness English" and it said like blabla adjective or adverb "exceptions are fast,. hard and late, they are used in both senses"blabla and on the very next page there is an exercise "decide which form is right:

"Mr Mackenzie is very busy/busily. He works very hard/hardly"

Solution: Busy; hardly"

Ye....NO

[MaryIin]

Its like: "Hahaha, YOU PAID MONEY FOR THIS"...stupid book....

Well my english teacher talks to us like 5year olds : "and what we do now is going to be part of your Klausur".... Klausur is the german word for exam/ test but she thinks we wouldn't get what she means if she said test.. Oh yes, we are stupid, we're not learning english for 6 years, no, not at all..

And she cant pronounce "gather" it sounds like the "ga" from "garden" plus "sa" and she usses it all the time ^^

[muedy]

All languange are difficult to americans, u just speak English

[fritoman182]

Except for the horrible American accent.

[geeksquad2]

I'm sure he hasn't even learned any of the languages. he probably just got a list of phrases and attempted to say them.

[fritoman182]

That's for true

[167smokey]

yo quiero una servesaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! =D

[lllllll0o]

Это полезно

Я хочу бутылку пива

: )

[mellowdalyricist]

i want to know how to buy weed in all these languages also =p

[munificent1000]

eich leib deich gootentag arnold schwartzinager!

i love germany!!

[xSuperiorManx]

I approve your message on behold of my country.

Except for the mentioning of Arnold, who is from Austria. ;)

[munificent1000]

loool thank you germany and i will continue to buy german chocolate cake!!

arnold is now american so i dont know wat he is anymore

[elisabethvanlieshout]

You'll need: Pronounciation

Then why does he pronounce everything completely ridicilusly wrong?

[laksasoup]

then make your own and teach us..

and in your case, you'll need : Spelling

[greenbunnydog5]

exactly!

[Ilikemeows]

@elisabethvanlieshout Not really, i thought it sounded alright

[methos319]

@elisabethvanlieshout I agree :3

[chinito0604]

In Dutch "een pintje alstublieft"

[lucaboris]

één biertje alsjeblieft

[chinito0604]

ja in Belgie hebben we meer de neiging om pint te zeggen dan een biertje maar het gaat indd ook

[lucaboris]

Ja die belgen gaan meteen aan de pinten heh, respect daarvoor.

Hier doen ze helaas aan hollandse maten :S

[Skwigle]

czech? fuck yeah, im czech :D

[jeremyshambles]

unas beerus un sanctus plesus

[caliguy6721]

i dont know if yall have Filipino yet but if ever... its.. Isang beer nga po....

[MegaMagicBullet]

Wow, I didn't know diseases were so fun to ask for.... lol

[nocalski]

BEER PALIHOG!..SOLID SUDLON

[TheJapanChannelDcom]

Worthwhile video :-)

[sl2k4u]

how would you say "you have nice tits", in seven languages...?

[oneleggedcardinal]

I appreciate the help, but why would you tell me that the Czech Republic consumes so much beer and not tell me how to order a beer in Czech?

Incidentally, in Polish it's "proszę o piwo."

[NikkiLoveEspana]

@oneleggedcardinal

"Jedno pivo, prosím!" :D:D:D

[thamastachief]

@oneleggedcardinal Did you know that that the Pilsner was invented in the Czech Republic?

[ChannelOfThePeople]

Seriously if you are in Germany, just say "Beer!" Its pronounced the same way, and people will know what you mean.

[ferrari24680]

in caveman: oooh uuu hhhooooo

[feelthesounds]

Estonian:

Üks õlu, palun

[katsim86]

Bavaria:

A Bier bittschön!

Similar to the German version, but favoured in Bavaria.

[payamkurdboy]

Swedish:

en öl, tack

[LordHines420]

this sucks. i was expecting the beer guy to make an appearance.

[BeautifulSoul9]

they killed the greek pronunciation, parakalo is not pronounced like that

[sacarara]

bad prununciation

[0p3nm1n3]

una chela porfa

[Zarpaziones]

unas pilsen tatita!

[ilnaras]

Esperanto, if you can find a bartender who speaks it: Unu bieron, mi petas.

[imran3216]

singapore:

eh one beer ah.hurry up lah!why so slow one.

[koll403]

in estonia:

palun üks õlu

[donaldloveu]

in north Mountain Philippines gulimanyana ni gulgulait ni egegang

[RogTheLefty]

in romanian:

da-mi o bere in mortii matii

[OrCohen93]

In Israel:

"Ahi, Tavi Li Bevakasha Bira"

[LordHines420]

yuk. why would anyone want to go to israel.

[Incuby]

Did u know that in Czech Rep a 0,5L beer is cheaper than a 0,3 coca cola ;)

[lauralovesmuffins]

the pronunciation wasn't too bad, actually. i thought it would be a lot worse.

[agaragarlove]

@ japanese: NOT CORRECT PRONUNCIATION. You said it in a wrong way. Howcast needs more perfect pronunciation. ahaha

[fayebelly]

Exactly what I tought... The Chinese sounded wrong too...

"How to order a beer in seven languages, in an American accent"

[ilnaras]

There's a document on the internet that shows how to pronounce it phonetically. The spelling in the video matches that document, and obviously they didn't look up how to pronounce vowels (hint, Ah, eh, ee, oh, oo, like in Spanish).

Yeah, that definitely sounds like an American trying to order a beer.

[thevioisme]

in malaysia , just name the brand and you'll get one

[dragon4117]

wo yao yi ping pi jiu

[Hailtysterr]

Finally a useful video!

[FakePriest]

Indeed!

[eric71295]

when you are in portugal or brazil

uma cerveja, por favor !

[abcuuuu]

when in brazlil to get beer car rides you

[matchbox2022]

Ireland you don't even ask.

[MynameisRyanGagnon]

Czech republic might consume the most but they cant hold their alcohol like we Irish do

[redwar85]

una bira por favore jajaja suena muy chistoso.

[padlili]

In America its "Give me beer!"

XD

[invertAb13]

im german XD and i only need german and english

[padlili]

same here, im about 60% german, 35% french, and 5% a bunch of other european crap..

[monkyboy5]

lol you need good pernounciation and the mandarin chinese was completely off

[Zk8et]

i found this somewhat helpful....lol

[happilyjaded]

Dutch: (phonetically) "en ber ah-stew-bleef"

[CatoTheMatteMatikker]

Norwegian: En øl, takk!

[eggrole7]

that guy sounds like harima from school rumble

[GTomAlex]

In Hindi it would be - ek sharab dijiye

In tamil - oru can beer kodu

In malayalam - oru kuppi beer tha

All this languages r used in India

[Teenplayer84]

Lolz...yeah he pronounced the Chinese one..as if you pronounce it as it is read....which is wrong..well..American-chinese

[xLindsey777MCRx]

It's Biiru not Beeru. :| In Japan i is pronounced like the e's in beer.

[SMG707]

arabic :.. we have no beer ...

[OS253]

You don't have beer in the UAE? That's horrible! In Laos, we have BeerLao. It was name Asia's best beer in 2004 by the Times Magazine in the USA.

[SMG707]

oh sorry man i don't live in the UAE .. i live in saudi arabia which is next to it

and yeah it suck no beer here cos alcohol if forbidden by some old ppl who say so X(

[AsianMeatBunBoy]

Sometime it better not to have alcohol. Drunk driver and all kind of madness.

It depends.

[OS253]

Dude, I read your profile on your channel. It said UAE, not Saudi Arabia. Beer is great!

[SMG707]

yes thank you einstein

I AM from saudi arabia and not from UAE ..i use to live in UAE to study but now i don't ..

and beer .. what is beer :P i don't know what that is :P :P

[kimbim7846]

haha, it's funny hearing an american who can't pronounce shit tryin to say those lines. the chinese was just terrible.

swedish: En öl, tack!

[elibaba7]

Dati-mi o bere , va rog frumos. lol that is in romanian biatch

[EasyBr33zy]

LOL english accent when he say it in japanese and mandarin XD

[looop29]

0:23 ---- dick

[tonyowel]

se dice cerrrrrrveza pronuncia la "r"

[usernameguy3]

english: may i have a bear please

:D

[fountasp10]

mia beera parakalo mouxaxaxmaoxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax­....

greek translation sucked

[uut0]

dutch: een bier graag

[MalfurionxStormrage]

korean: ahjuma meckjoo ha na yo.

[nessi96]

Wouldn't that depend on if the server was male or female? I don't think a male bartender would enjoy being called an "Ahjumma"

[jeremyshambles]

best beer i ever had was Hite, a korean beer i think. so delicious and clean tasting. cheers from san diego

[TheGreatFlyer]

LOL i am greek! mia bira parakalo is correct!

here it is in greek:

μία μπίρα παρακαλώ!

[TheLimitJumper]

HAHA his german pronouciation is funny xD

[GreenSugarlady]

germanyyy....:D

[nessi96]

The japanese pronounciation made me cringe. Get natives to say them please, Howcast.

[angigirl96]

same with chinese

[nessi96]

Yeah, I don't even speak Chinese and I know that what the guy said is probably far from "One beer please". Pronounciation changes everything in Chinese.

[angigirl96]

yea

[nfattiscioh123]

ahah....0:24.....Una bierra puer favuuuuore

[gymnast725]

hungarian: kerek egy sort.

[Creohan]

in romanian : da-mi in pula mea o bere !