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  • In fact, Norway do have the lowest crime rate in the world!

  • @Rudde47 True, true... A lifesentence is 21 years... though most of the time they let out after 10-15 years with "good behaviour"

  • Yes, but "21 years" is actually 14 years. Nobody serves more than two thirds of the sentence unless they do something nasty in prison too. And they get to go home to their families once or twice a month unsupervised and the prison cells have good bathrooms, cable TV, and the doors are only locked during the night when they sleep. I've read that prisoners from third world countries are really, really happy about the prison conditions there, and that they earn money while doing time. Funny country

  • I love being a norwegian and watching this;) It's even more funny when you know the truth...

  • It's actually more dangerous living in Oslo, Norway than New York!

  • @iretei93 bullshit. I never feel uncomfortable in Oslo, no matter where I go. Sure, it is dangerous being a criminal in Oslo, but normal people have very little to fear.

  • @iretei93 Oslo is just the safest capital in the world

  • @iretei93 wth ?? where did that come from??

  • @ingvild12345 Det stod på første siden av dagbladet eller VG for to år siden eller no...

  • haha, awesome! From Norway with love <3

  • Whether or not he meant it ironically, whatever he said translated into Norway being a state with low crime, so I'm good

  • fuck this guy!

  • I've got Norwegian Wood.

  • norway is the best, so fuck the rest ;)

  • Who is this guy?

  • @oi565

    Craig "Fergilicius" Ferguson

  • im cuter

  • The only reason we have such a low crimerate here in Norway is because we have a lazy ass police dept. and government, so 70% of the crimes that happens never get registered.. but if we didn't have people from Somalia and muslims the statistics would be right, because 96% of of the immigrants from those places here in Norway are criminals on the run.

    So, 252mn, I think you crimerate would be higher if you got them from us, then the other way ;)

  • yup , we dont have time for important things in norway. all we can do is live as kings and cimplain about it, XD

  • I'm from Norway and I found the wood joke funny! anyway, we use Norwegian Kroner (NOK) :)

  • Thumbs up for Norwegian wood!

  • Wait... business centered around the arts don't pay taxes in Norway?

    What the fuck is wrong with the United States?

  • Do we have strip clubs in Norway?

  • @Dabidabida

    Yes we do.

  • NORWAY 4 LIFE

  • That is nothing. Iceland banned strip clubs. =3

  • HAHAAH! Im Norwegian myself, sooo can't stop laughing! xD "BUT, if stripping is an art, then they will need art-criticts, amen!"

  • @KatiePF he said "I'm in" not "amen"

  • @JustForTheDead Ah! xD That made much more sence :P xD

  • @KatiePF er.... It's "I'm in", actually. He's volunteering to be a critic, which actually is a lot more funny than just "amen": :)

  • And the crime rate is low because the goverment is paying for everything, but only because they have so much money(due to the oil, again). So without the oil, no money and whithout money, no social support, and without social support higher crimerates. That's the cool thing about socialism: It doesn't work without money!

  • @EkuahifyanNemesis I hope you're dead already. Live in trash - talk trash - die trash, ok? Take your American philosophy back to Ignorancia and let me enjoy life in a safe rich country. Still there? Hmm... Well, I hate you too - bankrupt redneck.

  • @Ticket4Me Fy faen, jævla taper! Jeg tenker bare med litt mer vidt syn enn du gjør. Tror du seriøst at Norge kan leve som nå i all evighet? Da er du seriøst en liten naiv taper, som sikekrt snylter på skatten og får en ufortjent trygd. Håper seriøst av du dør på en av de dårlig norske vegene våre...

  • @EkuahifyanNemesis

    I disagree. Socialism can be very successful WITHOUT a lot of money. Cuba, for ex, a relatively poor nation which has one of the highest standards of living in the world. Cuba isnt as high up as Norway, but higher standards of living than the US, the wolrd's 'richest' country. This is due to their successful socialized health care system and welfare services, resembling the systems of European countries.

  • @Sexyeple

    Ok.....MY EARS ARE FALLING OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...

    Cuba is not socialism.... communism is the word U looser. Pleas, before enering in a dialog, get knowledge. They are poor as hell....

    Get water turned on few hours a day, get electricity turned on few hours a day....

    Sexy Eple "Sexy Apple" dig in to books instead of going to the beauty shop before talking.. Im from Norway 2, and Im ashamed right now......

    They dont have any health care, they get help from Spain ....

    Pleas stop talking

  • Also, about the oil. The Government Pension Fund of Norway (Oljefondet) will always be there. The Norw. Govt spends only the interest accrued (renter) on the annual National Budget. Oljefondet is capital that is just there, constantly growing regardless of oil production.

  • It's kinda funny how all Norwegians say thay have the lowest crime rate and the best living standard. I'm not saying they dont, but maybe you should think about why?

    They just dig up oil, that's the only reason why Norway has so much money. In 50 years, when the oil is gone, Norway will probably go back to being a quite "poor" country, similar to many eastern countries today. *cause Norway doesnt' have any industry beside the oil, fish and wood export.

  • @EkuahifyanNemesis and extreamly high taxes

  • @EkuahifyanNemesis The goverment save up money from the oil. Now we have about 400 000 nok to every citicent in the country... And there are, im not sure, 5-8 nok in every US dollars. We won't go back to bein _really_ poor, but yes, we will be poorer. So will Saudi-Arabia.

  • haha, love this ^^ our crimeraight is kinda low thow :P

  • we dont even have any strip clubs -.- though funny stuff

  • @angrycaptain club4 in trondheim:)

  • I love Norway and all Scandinavian countries....this is why..

  • @Codmw2lol u never been to one, cuz ur a fag! we dont hawe gay bars so leav the contry fool!

  • God I love Norway. I can't wait to move there!

  • Norway! (Y)

  • well, actually our money is called.. NORSKE KRONER (NOK)

    but since we live in a country with nothing else than trees all over the freaking place... why not change our currency to " Wood"

    ex. how much for that soda? 15,50 Wood :D

  • I'm from Norway. Stripping ftw. xD

  • norwegian prisions are the best, you can win a ps3 there!

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  • Yes, Norway actually has one of the lowest crime rates in the world, and we achieve that whitout capital punishment or locking up people for life. The longest prision sentence you can get in norway is 21 years, the only exception is extreme circumstances where the criminal is considered too dangerous to be released and showing no signs of reform, where they can be held in "protective custody".

    As for strippers being artists, yes, the talented ones are as much of artists as ballroom dancers.

  • Stripping in Norway.... You make 600 dollars as a stripper in Norway, for 2 songs. Usually my strippers get around 2500-5000 dollars pr weekend depending on if its summer or winter time.

  • screw it, i say we rename our currency "wood".

  • There is also at least one strip club in Trondheim...

  • Norway HAS one of the lowest crime rates of the world. The US court should wish for that same state of their country- good luck with that!!! Until you cannot minimize the gap between poor and rich ...shit will always happen.

  • @252mn THE lowest, actually.

  • @252mn minimize the gap is satans work. there will ALLWAYS BE DIFFERENCE AND THERE SHOULD BE! The only way of everyone being equal is when everybody is ZERO 0 WORTH!

  • @larsiemannen You sound like the type of close-minded wealthy individual I'd expect to see make the poor their working-class. Or was that perhaps sarcasm? I certainly hope so..

  • @Dianymphetic I'm neither close-minded, nor am I wealthy atm. I'm against human governments, per definition, and only Gods law as moral convictions most men should agreed upon; those logically laws that when you contradicts, you meet your self in a doorslam. Don't steal, dont rape don't refuse others living their life. That no one is of equal worth is easy to understand - everyone is different in their pursue, and everyone does it with different strenght.

  • @larsiemannen An excellent point indeed sir. I agree... Though I must say these morals should exist in men whether or not they have God or any manner of "higher power" to turn to... I apologise for having left you such a response initially; I'm quite used to discrimination from the sick elitists that run society here.

  • @Dianymphetic No problem, sir, I'm quite used to namecallings for my viewpoint of existence. If I am to exist, that is; I'm conscious and with free will, I'm nescessarly outside of this physical universe too, thus, my 'soul and spirit' are things that all men who claim logic exist have to agree. There is a God. Discrimination is nice, its more than nice, its nescessarly to identify things from eachother. thats why elitist, and politicians, wants us to NOT discriminate. think over it. :)

  • @larsiemannen It's mam =) And I was too quick to throw you in the category of the generally uneducated people I'm used to dealing with,[my apologies], or there would not have been a name-calling in the first place =) I wasn't arguing whether or not there was a God, simply bringing in that people of all spiritual standings should exist with equal morals.. As far as discrimination goes, however, I never said it wasn't nice, haha. I'm just astounded that free-thinkers, of anyone, should be made

  • @Dianymphetic: I live in Norway. The most 'normal' thinkers are the one who have an higher education, but work as sheeps for govt, and the same people want to have a corrupt system which steals our labour through taxes, penalties and loose claims of what is going to happend if I do 'criminal things'. I'm in laizzes-faire group; ayn rand - free capitalism. Nice that you aren't against discrimination;it is the uttermost important t hing in your life - it is of such importance that people

  • @larsiemannen outcast, for seeing the world as it is.. It really goes to show the level of control governments have over their societies.. I'm absolutely ok with existing apart from the conformity of society..I prefer to, really.. not for the sake of nonconformity, but the sake of remaining true to who I am, and being always of sound mind.

    To think over it would be to recount the thoughts I've had already, as I've always been.. shall we say.. observant?.. Inquisitive, perhaps.. rather,

  • @Dianymphetic doesn't think over. Why would I marry one girl, if I dont discriminate all others girl? Why should she be so special? I just don't get the 'normal' people; its like if they WANT it like hell, and more worse - they want other to be in hell with no redemption nor forgiveness. Discriminate good from evil; stick to the first one, and drive out the evil with the first one - God will allways win - you are condemned to win if you are on team with Logic or God. PS: marry me :p

  • @larsiemannen They don't want anything. Anything but what they're conditioned to want over the years in a scheduled system funded by a lost consumer society. Noooormal people don't care for other people, or this place in it's current state wouldn't exist.. Sheep follow their master and one another without a second thought or lick of sense, and if it means devoting your life from school to work to corporate enslavement, even though their lives in the end won't have had a bit of significance,

  • that's where they go. All taught what, when, where, why, and how to think, they'll never have a chance at the least bit of enlightenment. Never ever see the world as it is.. and that's why it's fantastic knowing I am NOT one of them =)

    PS Let's take our logic and leave this planet, we'll have the wedding there ;P

  • @larsiemannen lacking-in-naivety.

    Question everything, and discover the truth of things for myself, for I, dear sir, will never be... a sheep. =)

  • @252mn ...The Muslims among other immigrants will be changing your crime rates here real soon..Im sure they probably have already, yall should close your borders and keep Norway safe

  • @252mn The lowest murder rate being a part of that. I'm an American who was wanting to go live in Norway actually. As far as the gap between the rich and poor, America would only further it because our leadership has always been and will remain corrupt. America would not wish happiness on its slave population, despite what even the most seemingly kind-hearted media heads will say.

  • @252mn That's not really a fair comparison because you guys have very few minorities. How about this: We give you all of our Hispanics and Blacks and then we'll see what happens to your crime rate?

  • @yurismir1 Deal! if you read statistics there are many white people comitting crimes in the USA or don't you know that many of the europeans who emmigrated to the the USA where poor, and criminals. So that would not make much difiference send them over if you can. Then, you are willing to do their jobs

  • @thenegryi It would make a HUGE difference. Of course there are many white people committing crimes here, because the majority of people here are WHITE!

  • @252mn Or have a much smaller country and less people to commit crimes.

  • @clay180 that statistic is measured according to how many people live there. so we are still very low.

  • Hit me up.

    Trollface.jpg.

  • ffs folk må huske stor bokstav i navn feks Norge??

  • er både i Tr.heim å oslo:)

  • they have crowns

  • kroner. kroners

  • thanks

  • @Codmw2lol dreamz showbar in bergen and trondheim

  • Å jasså ja!....

  • now you know ;)

  • eeeeeeehhhhh..okey ? Funny ive been to a stripclub i Oslo then... and yes im from norway and live in Oslo

  • ganske sikker på at det er hvertfall en i oslo

  • @Codmw2lol uhhhh, yes there is :p

  • ehh? wtf? YES we Norwegians are truly Vikings living in our beautiful country. And the reason to why we are so rich is simply because we rape and murder everyone that comes to norway as tourists, also we dig up oil. Btw, i love my pet Danny the polar bear.

  • @MrHvaal wtf?

  • i dont know if all of u understand. but by sayinf that norway uses theyre time on

  • motherfuckers americans...we have the best standars for life here in norway and we have the minimum economical problems while u should lick each other in asses and rob your grandparents to get the money...your government use the taxes in Iraq and we use them in our own country..down with us

  • check your facts be4 u comment norway..

    we have 4.7mill citesents..

    it America that is a small city..

    so if u can send 1000people too war, we can send 0.5person..

  • @posann enig

  • @posann and apperently we can't type either.

  • Why do evry one thinks that Norway is a country where there is polarbears on the streets and that we are vikings and all that stuff??

  • Because it scares off the americans so we can have it to ourselves. It's called propaganda, and we do it well.

  • Because Tourists don't want to be killed by polar bears or Vikings, and we Norwegians want to be left the hell alone.

  • It's called being ignorant. Aka American.

  • He's actually hilarious most of the time, but obviously he uses his "artistic right" to exaggerate and make it more entertaining as the joke goes on. However, I do live in Norway and have yet to see a strip club, unless it's being considered a pier.

  • fail.

  • No you can't. Plata was emptied years ago...

  • It isnt true. I know that, im from norway.

  • me to!

  • @Wegardr fag

  • Yeah, I also do live in Norway. I've never seen any strip club around here. Must be in Oslo then, I am not that much in Oslo. So he's jokes about Norway kind a sucked.

    But I loved when he started to talk about the 12 year old who opened the present too early. haha :)

  • I don't think I'm far off if I say you can count the total number of strip-clubs in Norway on your one hand.

  • im from Norway and this guy could make jokes allot more funny than this about Norway.He sucked

  • er det derfor du har endt opp som en taper!Jævla kult liksom gratis dop på gata hahahahaha fy faen å teit du er!

  • omg... this man is dumb... im sure he is not thinking of norway... he thinks: "Europe is an cuntry becouse im so smart, tralalalala." og for alle nordmenn som leser dette. amerika lever inni en box. de tror ikke det fins noe annet bedre enn amerika. de tror at alle andre er fattigere. men vi er faktisk på 2 eller 3 plass på lista. mens de ligger under. idioter.....

  • @Hjelmsveis123

    he's scottish, you moron.

  • men var ikke han britisk?

  • Han er irsk

  • Nei, han er fra Scotland.

  • Oh right:P

  • fuck that god damn bitch, we dont even fucking got stripclubs, hes just trying to be funny.. and fucking fails, retarded bitch

  • norway dosent have stripclubs

  • @gullbling actually they do cuz i live there :-)

  • i have lived in norway fore 20 years now and i have never seen any stripclubs

  • @gullbling then you lived in the wrong places

  • There is one in Bergen Now

  • Im guessing it was founded by an ex soviet who imports his dancers from romania and belarus?

    shame really. scandinavia is so beautiful,,, or was,, or still is,, but its,,, not as beautiful as it was just a while ago.

  • hm i havent noticed any strip clubs in Norway at all..

  • @cs47 you better take a better look next time cuz we got strip clubs

  • FaggotDogg i em totaly going 2 xD

  • ehm.... funny

  • Wrong... Netherlands... Amsterdam. In norway there it's iligal to do drugs. in amsterdam....you can buy weed brownies in the cafee.... now tell me, where is it easy to buy drugs in Europe?

  • Its illegal but noone cares, oslo is known as the heroin capital of europe. Do you really think laws matter? Guns are practically banned in russia, theres 4 times more homicides there than in the US. Laws on objects like guns or drugs doesnt do anything. Its the will to use it that does the difference.

  • afghanistan is the capital of heroin in the whole world... you can get your dose of heroin for 50cents (3NOK) and afghanistan is standing for 90% of the heroin in the world;)

  • and who gives a fuck about ur heroin.

  • Heroin has killed millions probobly.

  • and?, i said who cares, stupid ppl take heroin anyways, and those who takes it, hates life anyways. No one cares

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  • uh!? excuse me? where is it easiest to get your hands on drugs in europe? OSLO!

  • well that wrong 4 sure :P but it easy doh ;)

  • Was stripping never an art?

    why is it even in question?

    My question is why did the cops in NC give this idiot of a mom the time of day. Why did they even take her seriously? Ugh, some people.

  • "Ja vi elsker dette landet...."

  • norway has beutiful women

    the more children you get the lesser you have to pay in taxes

    nice landscapes

    but the weather sux hard

  • I really wanna move to norway, its such a beautiful country

  • @Funeralmoon666 : You will have to pay good money to live in this beautiful country.

  • true that!

  • No you dont ! ITS COoOoOLD

  • Haha, that's funny :P

    Well, Norway is also the best country in the world to live in :)

    Is that guy Irish?

    Btw, we have norwegian kroner's, not wood..

  • He's scottish..

  • @Sknf He is scottish :D not irish...

  • Im norwegian aswell.. but i just find it funny when other norwegian goes like IM FROM NORWAY! <33... so glad to hear their country in a vid...

  • det skjer ikke hele tiden vettu :P hehe

  • @Screamo1818 IM FROM NORWAY<3<3

  • FUCK DEG! Nå dreit du ikke ut norge x1000 med å te deg som en 7 årig dust

  • I know... Nearly every 11-13 yr old we got in this country does it. And everytime i see it I want to smash my head in the keyboard in shame

  • yet another reason to move to norway. xD

  • haha, that's funny xD i'm from Norway<3

    Norge<3

  • Lol... wood for money? that's lame..... everybody knows we use iceflakes and rocks......

  • @skolover We sure do! Haha!

  • Norway rocks! We should all be a bit more like them

  • weird to think that on norway, it gets almost on the new if someone is stripping.

    its that illegal.

  • Salladsdressing your fucking lame !

    We got a religion and we dont got allot of stripers.

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  • Well, that's what you get with a country FREE FROM RELIGION!

    A lot of sex and a lot of strippers! ;)

    America has something to look forward to ;)

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  • Half of the views on this vid is from us Norwegians searching for "Norwegian" =)

    He didn't mention our house-pets: the polar bears..

  • Aaaaah, lættis, assa^^

    Norway owns the place...

  • NORWAY <333

  • its only jokes... funny to:d i am a norwigan:D norge eier

  • synest sørlandet kunne blitt sin egen nasjon også hadde ikke alle pengene våre blitt brukt på oslo

  • Lykke til med den planen, kamerat. Kommer til å drite seg akkurat like hardt som scenarioet der Nord Norge skulle være sin egen nasjon.

  • Det er ikke en plan, men tanke ;o

  • Så synd at Oslo ikke ligger på sørlandet da, men på østlandet. Lær deg geografien før du uttaler deg..

  • oisann, mente østlandet ^^,

  • u gay

  • Norwegian ;3

  • thats how it fucking is in norway :D

  • mememe im THE NORWEGIAN IN HEA YAI !

  • alle her er jo norske det var jo derfor vi søkte på NORWAY!!:)