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  • I commented on this for you, Mirabelle!

  • Guess that's Mirabelle.

  • Illuminati

  • @Sven2Perroy

    Lol What does this have to do with the illluminati?

  • I don't get it...

  • ... Well, I didn't really want to sleep anyway.

  • For all those that are confused, watch "Hypnotic Southern general."

  • @thealliance100 THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!

  • wait..now i understand..HILARIOUS!!

  • Oh my god, he's Turkified her! The Horror!

  • Faster than a turkey dinner.....with grrraavy

  • I thought she was deceased? Unless that's another woman. (lol)

  • I wonder if this video has enough likes for a turkey dinner...WITH GRAVY!

  • thought transmission finished downloading something

  • i watched the original, now it makes sense!

  • search:Hypnotic Southern General

    you are welcome...

  • that turkey has some nice legs.

  • Anybody else think Heavy Rain?

  • This is gonna win us the war.

  • Nope its chuck testa

  • Looked like Tom Delonge.

  • Who do those beautiful set of legs belong to?

  • It's time? Time enough for a Turkey Dinner, With gravy?

  • @DickSimmons2

    Only if you have a copy of Turkey Dinner Daily...

  • @ReticularSaturn And you're gonna cook it

  • Obey General, destroy Turkey!

  • These videos have been getting worse and worse. C'mon guys, it's 5 seconds. You can afford a retake. Or a rewrite.

  • "It's time...it's...TIME....it's VADER...TIME"

  • I still don't get it, wtf?

  • Well obviously the man is insa- do you subscribe to turkey dinner daily? You should...

  • u think that videos creepy? put it on mute 0_0

  • Its Ready...

  • how is this funny?

  • @ardotschgi1 Just search turkey dinner 5secondfilms.

  • @keggie09 oh thanks :)

  • I can only imagine how confused the people who haven't seen the original are.

  • @CoolJohnDog TELL ME ABOUT IT!!

  • @icanteatmyfeetyet just watch hypnotic southern general

  • @irishkilla10 gahh!! makes no sense!!

  • @icanteatmyfeetyet exactly

  • @CoolJohnDog Yea, so true

  • @CoolJohnDog I'm pretty sure I haven't seen the original...whatever it is.

  • @CoolJohnDog I did see the original

    I'm still very confused

  • I did it all for you Mirabelle!

  • seems like

    *takes of sunglasses*

    the turkey is ready

    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAH!!!!!!!!

  • @flashmate100 Terrible.

  • The ironicallity of this video is so ironical since Thanksgiving is a celebration where people have nice turkey dinners, with gravy! Oh god the irony! To think I could have been eating turkey while I watched this video, but instead when I was eating turkey, I wasn't watching this video, but now I am! Imagine a paralell universe where we're all eating turkey while watching this video; the irony would give you "trukey-bumps"!

    *cue rant about the improper use of the concept of irony

  • @Ahksmar *Insert Improper Use of the concept of Irony here.*

  • Lol hypnotic southern general

  • What. The.

  • lolwut

  • Looks like

    *breaks sunglasses*

    It isn't fair........IT ISN'T FAIR!

  • i haven't laughed out loud at a 5sf video in a while :(

  • had me some of that turkey´s breast....

  • turkeydinner roxxx

  • Comment removed

  • Do you post 5secondfilms daily?

    YOU SHOULD....

  • If I see a goddamn sunglasses joke on here I will literally shoot my own face off and eat it alive.

  • @StackCityEntOfficial

    looks like...

    *sunglasses*

    she was a bit BAKED

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

    trololololo

  • @StackCityEntOfficial

    Hey,

    *takes off sunglasses

    don't kill yourself.

  • Open Wario!

  • My computer buffers these videos. I think it's time for an upgrade.

  • @SeveredBanana Its.. time...

  • @SeveredBanana It's not your computer, it's your dial up intnernet.

  • @SeveredBanana Mine does to, but only for like a split second as the page is loading. It's no big deal.

  • @SeveredBanana I think you mean internet

  • @SeveredBanana Every computer buffers these videos. I think it's time for a vocabulary upgrade! (sorry, couldn't resist.)

  • @SeveredBanana Its ready.

  • Last night at thanksgiving dinner I said i was thankful for "This Turkey Dinner...... WITH GRAVY!!!!" and no one got it.

  • MUST.. RESIST.. URGE.. TO.. POST.. THE OBVIOUS

  • O_O THE FUCK?!

  • That's their revenge for us playing bowling with their frozen bodies...

  • I don't get this on- TURKEY DIIIIIIINEEEEEER

  • i don't like turkey meat.

  • Any idea how fast you were going?

  • @Nerwik fast enough for a turkey dinner. With Gravey

  • @Nerwik FAST ENOUGH FOR A TURKEY DINER? with gravy...?

  • happy thanksgiving... I h-hope you have t-turkey dinner... you should...

    MAN HE'S GOT A GU-

  • Meanwhile in a parallel universe...

  • fast enough fo a turkey dinner.

  • i have a thrid ball

  • Thumbs up if you've never watched a 5sFilm out of order!

  • Ohhh, I get it, Turkey Dinner!

  • THE RETURN

  • oh God...what was in the oven?

  • I paused the video, and gonna watch the rest tomorrow...

  • *pours gravy all over crotch*

  • @infrafan HAHA this comment just cracked me up lmfao!!

  • I did it all for you, marybell.

  • time...

    for a turkey dinner?!?

  • Mary Bell!

  • Oh god just a minute ago this was funny and now after dinner it's just scary

  • Turkey dinner!

  • Oh my god the general. ; - ;

  • Oh noes! He's back!

  • he's back!

  • This always happens to me...

  • dammit top comments wrecking the joke

  • @franks1no you can't watch a 8 second video without reading the comments first? :P

  • its the hyponotic southern general... how many people DONT know that??

  • With Gravy......

  • I'm a turkey and I find thisHOLYFUCKNIGHTMARES

  • I'm a lumberjack

  • This video was almost as good as a turkey dinner

  • Geez these 5 second films are fast

    .... fast enough for a turkey dinner, with gravy

  • And here comes the nightmares.

  • I was all for you, Mirabelle.

  • Turrkeey Diinnerrr...

  • I'm British and utterly confused.

  • NIGHTMARES FOREVER.

  • more likes than views ......

  • TORKY DINNOR

  • Damn right it's time, I've had to wait since the 19th of March for my turkey dinner.

  • What what?

  • lololololol

  • HAH i don't eat turkey! hypnosis failed!

  • Ummmm What?

  • Hypnotic Southern General is my hero

  • That turkey's got some nice legs...

  • Scared the shit out of me.

  • Could I interest you in a fine turkey dinner?

  • I did it all for you Maribell.

  • TURKEY DINNNER

  • Subscribing to Turkey Dinner Daily right now.

  • Since Thanksgiving's nearly here, it makes plenty sense.

  • For turkey dinner.

  • TURKEY DINNER, AT LAST

  • All those unsubbing obviously don't know who the hypnotic southern General is.

  • Richard Bitter's Favorite Joke is the greatest 5SF of all time imo!

  • I feel sorry for those who dont get it...

  • So Mirabel isn't dead, just stuck in another dimension.

  • A lot of people don't know what Trypto is short for. Otherwise it makes sense. ... kinda

  • hmmm these really got bad, unsubbing :/

  • There's 331 likes, 24 dislikes, but only 317 views?

  • turrrrkeeeeyyy diiiinnnneeerrrr....

  • you guys are smoking way to much weed and taking far to much acid for any of this to make sense in fact im thinking of un subing becuase so far there has only been 2 or 3 that ive even giggled at the rest just freak me the hell out

  • yay! I want some turkey dinner!

  • Olivia has really let herself go...

  • The fuck???

  • Wait, trypto as in tryptophan?

  • what do americans want from the muslim state?

  • @flashmate100 Turkey is a secular state. (Anti-joke chicken)

  • SO MANY UPLOADS, SO LITTLE TURKEY

  • gravy.

  • 2 videos today?? I don't have 16 seconds to spare.

  • @chrisvil100 14

  • @chrisvil100 lol how did you manage to fit in that comment?!?! :D

  • @chrisvil100 you mean 14 seconds?

    we all know that the time between 0:07 and 0:08 doesn't actually exist.

  • saxton hale?

  • 2 videos in one day!? I don't have 16 seconds to spare.....

  • oh how I've missed the Hypnotic Southern GentleMIGHTY FINE TURKEY DINNER WITH GRAVY

  • I'm Scottish and what is this?!

  • To all those turkeys out there who dislike this: GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE gobble.

  • Turkey diiiiiiiiiiner

  • Im from Canada

  • @ThatGuyNamedTim Well...watch this video in october then

  • This video was so confusing. Almost as confusing as HAVING A FINE TURKEY DINNER WITH SOME GRAVY.

  • turkey...dinner...

  • I'm a turkey and I find this very offensive.

  • THAT'S A CALLBACK!!!

  • Hääääääääää????

  • LOL I love how youtube put an ad at the end of the video.

  • TURKEY DINNER

    TURKEY DINNER

  • lol, Was that General. custard telling me "Its time"?? xD

  • This is one for the veterans

  • This is weirder than your halloween shit.

  • @BeanRean01 You weren't here for last year's Thanksgiving were you?

  • @BeanRean01 And sadly not good at all :(

  • @BeanRean01 This only means you have missed some of 5secondfilm stuff cause this is a reference to last years thanksgiving stuff they did.

  • THE HYPNOTIC SOUTHERN GENERAL RETURNS!

  • Mirabelle has Risen!!!

  • do you have turkeydinner daily? You sould