You're realy quite abnormal I think you need a shrink you're acting so unusual and you haven't had a drink the cape is kinda cheesy your mask, it aint on straight you went to all that effort but you still don't have a date so if you're feeling lonely and rather out of luck fly over to my batch pad And have a "super f*ck" Love, Shill the basher.
I like the color purple, especially if has dark or black trim. Knife throwing is great. Nothing shuts someone else up in a kitchen like a "near miss" from acroos the kitchen. I can be passionate and attentive between bouts of moodiness and brooding. I like super strength and a challenging intellect. I am a sucker for cliche bars and a woman who belch like a man. I like cats, cheating cheaters, making good food, and experimenting.
Response to nessdude's comment: Pleeze don't, Cube Girl! I went out with him once. I could never hold his attention longer than a min. 'cuz he was always sooo fixated on other events which had absolutely nothing to do with our date, e.g. the building fire across the street, the simultaneously occurring bank robbery (yes, same building), the random appearance of that bi*tch, Paris Hilton, etc. What an inattentive butthole! Oh yeah, and he kept on INSISTING that I address him as "Super C-Man"...;P
Cubegirl, you seem (perish the thought!) a bit desperate? But then, superheros to date, hmmm, the field is so limited and then there's the constant problem of being abandoned for an evil plot, a disaster, or a damsel to be rescued.
Best of luck in your hunt for a worthy mate, gal!
Artfully done, "artbyjidd", I would have said "Witfully" or "Wittily" done, but then you'd have to change your name...no matter, I just wanted to express my enjoyment and appreciation of your comment...:)
Kim Rocks!!! But I will say that I loved her 'replies to emails' more than her Cube Girl gig. Cube Girl's ok, but the attempt at a robotic voice has GOT to go, girl! Don't waste your talents on Cube Girl...get back to animated opinions about cube life! Maybe upper management will get jealous and give all the cube dwellers the outside offices and move to the cubes! LOL (like that would ever happen!)
what is it that we love about cubefarm? 100 reasons.
1st reason) the hair, always styled, always perfect, no split ends, like woven silk.
2nd reason) the unavoidable creativity. i mean honeslty, who can think up costumes, and advice on life and direct it all like a youtube martin scorses.
3rd reason) the accent. In the history of superheroes there has never been a superhero with a southern accent..
Cube (Kim) I officially request to be put in the running as your date.
Hmmmm... Mayhaps a leather riding crop would complete the outfit. When fantasies fade and reality resurfaces, it could be used to beat back the middle-management monsters... Just a thought ;-)
lol costumed video responses welocomed? very cute. I saw this episode on the cube news site as well. Is it just me or is the quality of the video better on the cube news site? 0_o
Hahahaha, that's good stuff. I think I would date Cubegirl just to hear her sing the rest of "Under Pressure." How would she hit those Freddie Mercury high notes? Haha.
Cubegirl has great abs ! Will you be my bodyguard ? I can payy you in admiration. ( I need a costume , but when I dress up I look like a dinga-a- ling dancer .)
Cube girl! Save us! They jacked the price up on the soda machine to $1.50, and it's almost cheaper to book a flight to get a bag of peanuts than to buy it from the machine!
Say, would gold-rimmed glasses suffice for a mask? There the kind you can flex and bend so no worries if they get rolled over *wink'wink* *nod'nod* *say'no'more*
Heck, I'm just an ordinary guy, and I'd be happy to share a donut and a cup o' coffee with ya. Ya know, friends last longer than one night stands at the okiedokiekaryoakie bar ... Always happy to see your new vids. Ya made my day, again (sigh).
I have to say that the Cubefarm videos are some of my favorite on here. I don't work in an office, nor do I wish too, but I think this are very funny. I always look forward to when you post a new one.
I don't believe it your not single, your too good-looking, smart and charismatic
zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1 2 years ago
funny...
conesyboy 2 years ago
ShillBasher 3 years ago
Where should I send the flowers? =)
GZRNNPLTZ 3 years ago
Any chance of you flying over to Scotland
FaolanAlba 3 years ago
I love cubegirl.
But I'm not a superhero
cggj1997 3 years ago
that was kinda creepy..lol
alexkg1 3 years ago
Funny video.
yourtango 4 years ago
Can't get enough of Cubegirl.
Now, if I could only find my cape.
olnoseven 4 years ago
Lmao
laciemn 4 years ago
x-ray archery!!buuwahahhahaahah
Rida9651 4 years ago
sushi!!
xD
sushidude95 4 years ago
love it love it love it
UPC
MsOpheliaPayne 4 years ago
Mystery Cook's Superhero Profile:
I like the color purple, especially if has dark or black trim. Knife throwing is great. Nothing shuts someone else up in a kitchen like a "near miss" from acroos the kitchen. I can be passionate and attentive between bouts of moodiness and brooding. I like super strength and a challenging intellect. I am a sucker for cliche bars and a woman who belch like a man. I like cats, cheating cheaters, making good food, and experimenting.
That80sGuy1972 4 years ago
Just read about this in Glamour Magazine. Must agree - made me lol, too.
akat32 4 years ago
thanks!
cubefarm 4 years ago
lol- that is all you and just what i was talking about!
R.
youngsinfo 4 years ago
LOL!!!!!
is all i have to say x3
HexXxogen 4 years ago
hahahahah funny.
xx
PrincessOfPie07 4 years ago
This was hillarious!!! I hope you find your super match cube girl! I'll keep an eye out for single male super heroes for you...
ktnewgirl 4 years ago
Have you asked the Camera Man?
nessdude28 4 years ago
Response to nessdude's comment: Pleeze don't, Cube Girl! I went out with him once. I could never hold his attention longer than a min. 'cuz he was always sooo fixated on other events which had absolutely nothing to do with our date, e.g. the building fire across the street, the simultaneously occurring bank robbery (yes, same building), the random appearance of that bi*tch, Paris Hilton, etc. What an inattentive butthole! Oh yeah, and he kept on INSISTING that I address him as "Super C-Man"...;P
illbesoome 4 years ago
i suggest u to marry with superman n then after u get bored of him cheat him with spiderman then make'm fight for fun
okay5891 4 years ago
I'll date you, but I can jump buildings. I'll do karaoke.
Aegius 4 years ago
sorry cube girl
im a girl
u are pretty though
heavennevaeh 4 years ago
there are strange things going on on Youtube ;-)
michaelgrieve 4 years ago
I like... This Video.
DexterPierre2 4 years ago
Sushi is great, appletinis suck bad, good luck you look nice enough.
louislindner 4 years ago
Sheer madness! That girl has the certain something. *lol*
Boimarin 4 years ago
Cubegirl, you seem (perish the thought!) a bit desperate? But then, superheros to date, hmmm, the field is so limited and then there's the constant problem of being abandoned for an evil plot, a disaster, or a damsel to be rescued.
Best of luck in your hunt for a worthy mate, gal!
artbyjjdd 4 years ago
Artfully done, "artbyjidd", I would have said "Witfully" or "Wittily" done, but then you'd have to change your name...no matter, I just wanted to express my enjoyment and appreciation of your comment...:)
illbesoome 4 years ago
when you said "Oh I'm a sucker for Sushi!" I swear I totally lost it, LOL! Kim you rock babe!
zylaxis 4 years ago
zylaxis: Sushi? Hmmm, perhaps "Aqua-Man" would be a good match for her then? No "wet" jokes please...:)
illbesoome 4 years ago
Cube Girl you Rock!
Hawkman220 4 years ago
You should have super heroes lined up around the block waiting for a date.
sharonafox1 4 years ago
LOL!
DuetsDreams 4 years ago
damn i'm out of costumes :(
ekiporocket 4 years ago
Kim Rocks!!! But I will say that I loved her 'replies to emails' more than her Cube Girl gig. Cube Girl's ok, but the attempt at a robotic voice has GOT to go, girl! Don't waste your talents on Cube Girl...get back to animated opinions about cube life! Maybe upper management will get jealous and give all the cube dwellers the outside offices and move to the cubes! LOL (like that would ever happen!)
JuuCee88 4 years ago
Once Again - AWESOME AND FUNNY ! ! !
fuzzynapalm 4 years ago
you're very intelligent
Joeey 4 years ago
kim, i got a little turned on with the dancing you were doing in the vid.
blackshoguns 4 years ago
what is it that we love about cubefarm? 100 reasons.
1st reason) the hair, always styled, always perfect, no split ends, like woven silk.
2nd reason) the unavoidable creativity. i mean honeslty, who can think up costumes, and advice on life and direct it all like a youtube martin scorses.
3rd reason) the accent. In the history of superheroes there has never been a superhero with a southern accent..
Cube (Kim) I officially request to be put in the running as your date.
blackshoguns 4 years ago
Hmmmm... Mayhaps a leather riding crop would complete the outfit. When fantasies fade and reality resurfaces, it could be used to beat back the middle-management monsters... Just a thought ;-)
captjamus 4 years ago
You fun! I would date some like you!
youngsinfo 4 years ago
omg that was hillarious
johnied8509 4 years ago
Oh Cubegirl let's mate! ;-)
MaxwellsDemon2000 4 years ago
This si Hot! Funny !!!!
TRAEDONYATOURSTATION 4 years ago
cubegirl you are hot...you rules¡¡¡¡
paweldun 4 years ago
interesting
BigNastyBastard602 4 years ago
You've stolen my heart once again.
Pyper19 4 years ago
lol costumed video responses welocomed? very cute. I saw this episode on the cube news site as well. Is it just me or is the quality of the video better on the cube news site? 0_o
Silvercube88 4 years ago
Dish Rag Man and The Rainbow Warrior should deffinitely duel over Cubegirl ;)
HollyToadstool 4 years ago
i like it, but i preferred your older stuff
hmhw180 4 years ago
too cute!
Station3TS 4 years ago
One hott lady. I would go cubeless for her.
JPFondue 4 years ago
I'm so glad I stumbled into the world of Cubegirl!
Playomatic 4 years ago
Lol
honeybearbaby 4 years ago
CUBENEWS!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
orionpk 4 years ago
hahaha the Rainbow Warrior got my vote...Cube Girl and Rainbow Warrior make a great match...1 red monkey 2 red monkey...classic =)
mastahmojo 4 years ago
This is so good. I can't believe you came out with the
"Under Pressure" bit! That was so funny cuz I'd been watching various versions of that song all night!
Perfect! "People on streets... dada dee dada..."
docevil003 4 years ago
re: video responses
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU ASK FOR.
cuz OMG, somebody left the nut gate opened.
;^)
CSDj
ClubStyleDJ 4 years ago
Gee Kim, what's most amazing about Cube Girl is how you lose the southern accent during the morph. By design or a slight oversight?
bsharpinLondon 4 years ago
a superhero designs everything ;)
cubefarm 4 years ago
Wow, a response from the caped girl herself! Thanks Kim. Love your stuff and I hope you keep these creative and hilarious videos coming.
bsharpinLondon 4 years ago
lol
punks95 4 years ago
Barney says, "Super de Duper."
Playomatic 4 years ago
what can i said accept....HAHAHAHA....
watching CUBEGIRL always make my day...
zietabelle 4 years ago
i hope you can find your super soul mate.
tiggymel 4 years ago
hmmmm very pretty and soo smart my kind of woman
james196244 4 years ago
Ten out of five stars. Cute, fetching, funny, smart,adorable...irresistable. What a talented hunny!!
MarshalMcZ 4 years ago
Very funny! Adorable as always!
Gotskilla 4 years ago
LMFAO- sigh- oh Kim... i love you...you make my chair butt and carpal tunnel wroth it.
eiramasil 4 years ago
Cubegirl,
My fortress of solitude needs a women's touch, will you help me cube it?
hoots7 4 years ago
she's just natural comedian. Love everything she does
BlackWolfMan2 4 years ago
Good to see you out of the cube for a change :-)
charlessmyth 4 years ago
Awesome as always!
razellicious 4 years ago 2
Hahahaha, that's good stuff. I think I would date Cubegirl just to hear her sing the rest of "Under Pressure." How would she hit those Freddie Mercury high notes? Haha.
This is our last dance
This is our last chance
this is ourselves
Under Pressure ;)
mrfutz 4 years ago
crazy. so funny! good work
res1opav 4 years ago
I'm sold on the date proposition, your cube or mine?
SigmaTrader 4 years ago
I don't know what it is that you got - but I want a lot of it!!
Earthlinked 4 years ago
Supergirl and Space Ghost started dating using this service :0)
markapsolon 4 years ago
I loved this.
That80sGuy1972 4 years ago
You, my dear, are THE bomb!! Not to mention THE funniest thing I've found on YouTube. Thanks for Cubing my reality.
deepmind 4 years ago
I'll meet you at the North Pole in three minutes!xoxoxo (name withheld to protect my identity)
tps607 4 years ago
Hahaha! Under pressure is MY favourite song too!
BenLoka 4 years ago
29 minutes is not an accecptable response time for a "revolution", thanks for your application, but i am still looking for a FEW GOOD MEN.
pbrauer07 4 years ago
Cubegirl,
Exactly what are the mechanics of "x-ray vision" archery? I play that Queen tune all the time. I even play the Vanilla Ice version!
Your partner in crime,
CSDJ
ClubStyleDJ 4 years ago
Cubegirl has great abs ! Will you be my bodyguard ? I can payy you in admiration. ( I need a costume , but when I dress up I look like a dinga-a- ling dancer .)
solsiete 4 years ago
Hi Cube Girl, Hi Kim
if You would like or want a date please contact me at my well known adress (or just google me, Philipp Brauer)
With highest regards, Phil
pbrauer07 4 years ago
I need a costume. bad.
1tinsoldier 4 years ago
love the outfit. we should team up
tokenfool 4 years ago
lol fun!
Colton885 4 years ago
Another brillaint episode. I wish I had a super power.
cath5741 4 years ago
my god your sooo pretty what would it take to get a date with u
james196244 4 years ago
Hahaha. That was great. I have to change my depends now from laughing so hard.
bunkyboy 4 years ago
So funny, i always gotta get my cubegirl fix :)
crosenblum 4 years ago
You are a lovely super woman Cube Girl? Someone should get You some flowers. DarnIt! Wanna date?
hypnofan35 4 years ago
Haha :]
aceroccers 4 years ago
You should pare up with Spaceghost.
EddyBergman 4 years ago
lol...nice job!
Methos1966 4 years ago
lmao! i love ur vidoes!
xxemoxbrokenxx 4 years ago
I would suggest changing the black crossover bra thingy to white... black makes your breasts vanish and de-feminises (made up word, methinks) you.
Vortex42 4 years ago
Excellent yet again - how do you manage it? Ah I forgot - You are "CUBEGIRL" - nothing is impossible - - - except maybe finding a date!
zebedee37 4 years ago
hahah i loved the "dun dun dun dundundundun"... got it stuck in my head now xD
iMarkers 4 years ago
I am going to try to find out your secret identity! And I am going to use my secret weapon - the ovoid! Oops - perhaps it's not so secret any more.
Signed: Misterstogy - International Man of Mystery
misterstogy 4 years ago
Ha Ha.... Lots of laughs cubegirl supergirl....I looking for my red outfit with gold trims.
gerry2345 4 years ago
Hope you find the hero you're looking for :)
poopslingingmonkey 4 years ago
Good one, C.G. Queen ROCKS!!!
dherae 4 years ago
Go Kim You rock, I have superpowers too! I make Super Beats on my piano lol
magent15 4 years ago
as if dating is not stressful enough,now you got to impress a superhero,lol
TexarkanaBraveheart 4 years ago
Damn it Cubegirl . . . Super Heroes do NOT drink Appletini's. Your fibreboard cubicle walls are harming your social and drinking powers.
merdedetete 4 years ago
Cube girl! Save us! They jacked the price up on the soda machine to $1.50, and it's almost cheaper to book a flight to get a bag of peanuts than to buy it from the machine!
Say, would gold-rimmed glasses suffice for a mask? There the kind you can flex and bend so no worries if they get rolled over *wink'wink* *nod'nod* *say'no'more*
Robert697 4 years ago
LOL, cube girl, you are FREAKEN hilarious!! I wish you got more attention than some of the other stuff on this site.
kackarotto13 4 years ago
Ah, yes, a classic rendition of Under Pressure by Bowie and Queen.
:( Your taste in music is magnifique!
Armonis 4 years ago
Say hello to Dilbert for me.
robrobbins 4 years ago
Your appletini and sushi bath await you.
rhythm7a 4 years ago
Is it just me, or do all female superheroes like cats?? ;-)
robtran 4 years ago
yay cubegirl!
AmazonGir1 4 years ago
You rock, Cubegirl!!! Sushi is aesome, too...
ravensboy 4 years ago
5 stars,,, Yea baby,,, Bustin Out Of That Cube :-) I'd love to date ya,,, Just can't afford ya,,, LOL... Thanks lady and keep up the good work :-)
Workinman101 4 years ago
I got a Zorro mask.. life is good.
VancouverDriver 4 years ago
I think all major companies who put us in cubes should use your vids to lighten up our days:) LOVE THEM...:) Thanks for making us smile!!
marylou68 4 years ago
x-ray vision archery! lol. :)
morricone1900 4 years ago
My ceiling makes little heat stress noises right where I look at it, so does my TV set.
disasterpastor45 4 years ago
Heck, I'm just an ordinary guy, and I'd be happy to share a donut and a cup o' coffee with ya. Ya know, friends last longer than one night stands at the okiedokiekaryoakie bar ... Always happy to see your new vids. Ya made my day, again (sigh).
simplydaft 4 years ago
If only I were super enough... Alas, I'm just a married mortal.
kenrg 4 years ago
You make me HOT cube girl.....
yancey11 4 years ago
You need the dog yeller! wink!
Taffypro 4 years ago
I think Cubegirl should date Triangle Man. If they have a spat, Triangle wins. Triangle Man.
JasonMelancon 4 years ago
WOW! I totally forgot about that song and that band. Thanks for the reminder. I'm gonna go dig out the album. TMBG Rocks!
Oh, Hi Kim.
Sardanza 4 years ago
Do Mexican Martinis and sewing count? No hook weilding for me. Good luck Cubegirl!
NietzscheNu 4 years ago
I have to say that the Cubefarm videos are some of my favorite on here. I don't work in an office, nor do I wish too, but I think this are very funny. I always look forward to when you post a new one.
Thanks Kim!!!
Charliexiii 4 years ago
ditto
daveni2 4 years ago
d3too
robertanton 4 years ago
I love you kim! <3 lol your awesome.
Mfisch016 4 years ago
haha wonderful
ninjabox 4 years ago
First comment!
(I think...)
FlyMe2Freedom 4 years ago
first...me ftw
cottoneyedjoe1992 4 years ago