Top ten reasons you know you're not a russian when

[Zampan0]

I think she's a sweetie and you ass-holes that are dissing her are hillbilly trash.

[Midnightryder7]

Don't listen to these trolls...You did good sweety!

[Smartaz4U]

Contrary to popular belief,the Kremlin is not made of candy.I love girls who don't wear makeup to be beautiful.

[movitmovit]

she's an expat, making a joke about losing the feeling of her russian identity. she' not trying to offend people.

little did she realize that everyone on youtube is full of rage.

[movitmovit]

lol. nice.



[bobb22ful]

well,My neighbors are not boris and Natasha,just Kolya and Dinara,xaxaxa,so I guess I'm in Las Vegas now,,,but I do sometimes feel as though I am in MOCKBA!

[XDantevsVergilX]

YOU KNOW UR NOT RUSSIAN IF UR A FAT ASS IF U R UR AMERICAN

[negativ9009]

@Sociolog26 I'm not talking about today. Sami & Chukchi people lived on the north long before Russians.

[SomeUser9753]

I'd fuck this one. AQM I russian tell me now ?

[mrvancouver2020]

@germany2010ful becose shes british  they all are ugly

[13VSECRET]

This is HORRIBLE. The WORSE VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEE ON YOUTUBE!

From Russia w/Love

[negativ9009]

vodka is an arab drink stop labeling it russian! and Karl Marks is a german jewish comrad! Russians are not north people Chukchi and Fins are the original people of the north...

[dernhelmrs]

Amers(generaly,all westerners) are so stupid and arrogant,just like this cow....

[WMsandKFCisBackMOFOs]

is it for black guys to date Russian girls in Russia ?

[dernhelmrs]

@WMsandKFCisBackMOFOs  no.....Russian girls dont date blacks...trust me...its simply matter of distrust....

[AnnaBananaKooKooCake]

... This is kind of insulting to those who happen to be Russian around here (aka- me, and others). :(

[sourmanofcoal]

sounds like stereotypical shit

[911mdk]

Русские негодуют. ))) Russians strongly resent. 7, 9 - the best!))

[Mega4324]

what a waste of 1 minute and 22 seconds of my life on this crap! fucking bitch!

[Blondey961]

@Mega4324 yeaaah?AND you wasted another 20 seconds writing this comment.

[Barbeara051797]

LMFAO WHAT WHO WOULD DISLIKE THIS LMFAO LMFAO

i'm ukrainian

[zver595]

@Barbeara051797 dont lie ur not ukrainian

[dimuha87]

Absolutely none of this has anything to do with being Russian.

[TheDiamondBand]

And the main reason you know your not Russian is when you start making Russian jokes and making these videos.

[romi010179]

what a stupid bitch 

[anmix2008]

Stupid ugly whore, look at your reflection in the mirror? It seems like everybody hates you and you switched your hatred to Russians. Go and learn some history but I guess you cannot read. Listen to your stupid questions and accent and ask yourself how you are better than Russians or any other nation

[alex88notori]

shut up bitch u dont know anything about russians so keep your moth shut you ugly skank FYI most of these are false

[Daniil470]

You look like a russian youy self you dumb shit, so suck your dadys dick is your trying to assult russians B_I_T_C_H

[nikiton91]

fuck this bitch

[leostyle7771]

i only like russians who like us, all others are excluded... ohh do you blow..???

[kmayakovskaya]

thanks for compliments to Russia . if you hate Russia and Russians so much , just forget about them. what reason make you think you are better then us if you are behave like this.....???

[alextorns]

-Fucking bitch!!!

[lovesalsa87]

@alextorns u must be a russian bc your rude

[GRATZIANI2002]

narla!!...did u ever think to make porno movies ??....ur the best!...

[lastdoghorse]

naarla

when i escape from america, can i come and live with you.

really,

if not, do you have a single friend who is just as beautiful and witty.

[omnivorace]

Number one : you that you're not a VENAL woman.

[TheDarklord0211]

1#

you do everything backwards...

"in soviet russia GAME PLAYS YOOOU"

[kukauz]

stupid.. she is a self hating russian by the way. go shoot yourself.

[MissPrettyBeast]

my friend is called konrad and wat?

[MrLiamRuss]

hahahaha BRILLIANT! "are you rushing?" " no thanx im not in a hurry "!loooool

[realunoriginal]

@MrLiamRuss I love it!!! LOL, she's so funny and beautiful. I want to marry her. <3

[MoonchildMindaugas2]

A very good video. Очень даже хорошее видео.

[MrFreschmaker]

omg what a fail this video!

[julie261984]

Why is this video even taken so seriously? Jesus, lol but this English idiot is plain stupid and knows nothing about Russian grammar. In case this is just a parody, It's still stupid, because it's not funny for Russians (the ones that understand Russian perfectly and know how to write and speak it).

[RUSxxANASTASIA]

funny??? hmmm.....

[arlik100]

Top one reason you know you are stupid ignorant american idiot - you talk about bread lines in Russia and calling yhour friend "a comrade" there

[Rum4Fool]

fake and gay

[Bdiddly1]

u know your not a russian girl when you dont use a sickle to shave your pussy!

[fawntrag]

poor girl, she probably has suffered a lot from Russians ))))

[metalux1971]

its NOT " R backwards" ,you stupid bitch!!

it has its own grammar that you are to stupid to understand

Я is prenounced as "ya"

[MoonchildMindaugas2]

@metalux1971 It IS an R backwards, it's not about pronouncing! It's just about how you write the symbol!

[JohnR22926]

@metalux1971 It's supposed to be a joke. She doesn't mean it literally. D'ya get it now?

[lovesalsa87]

@metalux1971 mean! be nice

[behlokful]

@metalux1971 no shit sherlock fucking dumbasss but still u write fucking r's backwards

[metalux1971]

@behlokful go eat fish and chips motherfucker! you dont know anything about the cyrillic alphabet

[behlokful]

@metalux1971 go fuck ur self u drinking vodka for breakfast cocksucker

[behlokful]

@metalux1971 whiskey?

[TheFoolishChaos]

TOYS 'Я' US ....

[RussianBud]

R's backwards wtf is she talking about? and vodka Americans just jealous of us lol....

[BigAndTall666]

@RussianBud "Я"...

[eugdog106]

this is ridiculously accurate and funny

[CasparWilson]

Well I lol'd, especially at the from Russia with love :D :D

[Lyarchik]

wtf?!

[skazhiprivet]

I think it´s funny. It´s a parody, surreal.

Not something to be taken literally or as offensive, imo.

Good acting.

[19Katerina11]

this is soooo narrowminded...

Gosh ppl, wake up! It is not 1980's anymore!O_O

[GRATZIANI2002]

with your face you can be deep throat penetrated!..go oral sex!..too much vodka makes you look and act like a whore..witch you are for sure!..better post a porno..lol

[AnasTangi]

Most of the people wont get your sense of humor, because you are using an English accent and you didn't mention your name, Natasha..because you were born in Russia.

[CAMCABO4KAX]

THE TOP REASON YOU'RE NOT A RUSSIAN GIRL ---> you're UGLY!!!! :DD

so you are, naarla, i'm sorry =))))

[matador5135]

@CAMCABO4KAX And if you're not a gold digger :)

[soyuz89]

@CAMCABO4KAX da eto uzh v tochku.

[KrasseOdaVonBayern]

@CAMCABO4KAX I think she is British... They are kinda known for being ugly.

[Nulinus]

Well... Quite honestly... I'd bang this chick!. .. heh.

[Restitutek]

russian vodka is realy good, I'm half Polish and half Belgian man and I can appreciate good russian vodka and good Polish beer! :)

[KC1971J]

@Restitutek Yes, but you must have some sauerkraut and sausage to go with that Polish beer!!

[AnnikaBieshu]

boooored.....

old stereotypes that I've heard.

WATZ UP ? you have a creative crisis?

[papakarlovich]

that is stupid and not funny

[zeppelin80]

Number 1 is purely true:))))))

[axalac22]

i was in Russia for 8 years but nothing of mentioned i was true the people from Russia more clever .......no one is question that you do not need to ask

[axalac22]

i was in Russia for 8 years but nothing of mentioned i was true the russian people is mre clever

[bloodyhawk989]

you know you are a Russian when

6 when your nation can barely defeat little Georgia and find out you don't know how to wage a conventional war

5 your economy is leeching off Americas economy and now your screwed cuz we shut it down

4 your nation cant provide for its people and has to sell weapons to survive

3 your spy suck so bad USA gets more info from them than the spy gets

2 you get mad when people point out you have Mongol blood

1 you disgrace your grandfathers by waving a Nazi flag

[Z971]

@bloodyhawk989

fuck you fag 

[bloodyhawk989]

@Z971 you know you a Russian part 2

10 Русские сука

9 just got pwnd in your own language

8 the best you can come up with is "fuck you fag"

7 your you tube page if filled outdated junk called the Russian military

[Z971]

@bloodyhawk989

What you wrote was grammatically incorrect so you kinda pounded youself )) ... And that "outdated junk" can fuck up any western army any day, see georgia )))

still a fag, LOL

[bloodyhawk989]

@Z971 yeah thats my point you guys didn't to much to Georgia you sucked so bad instead of manning up n say yeah we got some work to do on our military lil shit puttin accused the USA of attacking Russia in to make up for the fact that Georgia put up 1 hell of a fight its kinda funny the whole world is still laughing at russia's limp dick of a war machine

[Z971]

@bloodyhawk989

What the fuck are you talking about fag? Shut your fucking face! This war was over in 3 days with the total defeat of Georgian army, All that shit that nato retards supplied them didn't work, It's kinda funny that you can't shut your fucking mouth and get over it bitch.. "didn't do much to georgia" HAHAHHAHAAAaaaa I wonder why are they fucking whining all over the internet now )))

[bloodyhawk989]

@Z971 is fag the only word your commie ass can say?

[ChicagoNeilcon]

@Z971 Rooski Army couldn't really get a chance. Their military armour didn't stand up to us all that well in IRAQ, and with an 11:1 ratio of Aircraft Carriers the Army would be sitting ducks to our stealth air forces! Shock & Awe, Baby !

[Z971]

@ChicagoNeilcon

aha

[RUSxxANASTASIA]

@bloodyhawk989 Русские сука^^^^??? shut the fuck up

[arlik100]

@bloodyhawk989 one top reason you know you are a racist scum and imbecile looser :

1.- your nick is bloodyhawk989

[Z971]

I'm Russian ... I don't drink vodka

[billigvin]

@Z971 I'm from Denmark, and i drink a lot of vodka

[ecrdab747]

Is that girl russian ?

[arlik100]

@ecrdab747 you wrote  "Is that girl russian ?"

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No, but her ethnicity is not that rare - it is called "stupid embicile racist scum"

[Manlyho]

Amusing. Very tongue-in-cheek.

[Umbralumen]

In soviet russia, humor lacks you!

[elle1010]

this is fucking dumb. i dont need to meet a list of requirements to qualify me as a russian. n u r not helping w/the stereotypes. Two words:arrogant, prissy.

[rsnkirah13]

haahaahhhhhhahahahahahahahaha, what are you greeek? tell us what country your from and watch the racist comments come in bitch

[rsnkirah13]

you know your russian when you find this racist and stupid. im russiaan, and proud, i dont live off bread, i live off other delicious russian foods, so shutup yeah? make shit up about some other country, RUSSIAN AND PROUD BITCH

[Retribution077]

@rsnkirah13 LMFAO

[Sakartvelo69]

@rsnkirah13 I find it racist too and I am not russian...not only racist but plainly not funny

[lindsaylohanslave]

this should be called the top 10 reasons you know you are not a SOVIET when, i mean where she was when the perestroyka arrives to russia?

[RomeoSOF2]

You know... there is a thing called make-up.

[XAPYH]

Ну и ты дура

[lbreakzl]

yous gfs tight isnt strong like russian bear

[SliperCool]

СОСАТЬ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[John2137]

you are fucking stupid lol

[sidahmedabad]

well i just got a erection looking at this women i guess i am not a Russian

[MrNoturaveragerednek]

Cmon ppl, have a sense of humor

[Sexisttroll]

Its sad that you and humanity live in the planet.....

[19subrosa]

you are not a russian, when you haven't emigrated to the u.s.a or other rich countries as a mail oder bride..

[crazywrestler7]

this is the most stupidest video ive seen

im not even trying to troll but youre a fail

[kocmodpom]

You don't have to be Russian to consider a lack of vodka a state of emergency!

[zulfitareen]

nice. i like it.

well said.

[gortutay]

The people that posted that this is is lame secretly think its funny but because they are russian they cant admit it.....maybe the FSB is monitoring their youtube accounts

[GRATZIANI2002]

@gortutay yes!..u true!..look at all comms they post, any stupid russian is making this in English!!..lol...they speak each other in english...an KGB officer is back of them checking them...this stupid drunk whore is full of expatriates sperm ..

[Sexisttroll]

@gortutay nah the russians aren't monitoring youtube... they're not like the FBI and the US government.... they don't listen to your phone conversations or spy on you, or even break into your house while your gone... but according to your president, the CIA and the FBI can do that! .....what? still living in the 80s?

[wirwlru]

Stupid whore!

[19ufo47]

Bbi ochen kpacuBaR

[GRATZIANI2002]

i'M GLAD!!..i'M NOT RUSSIAN, DEFINITELY!...

[Ura293]

Hmm... clishe which by the way has nothing to do with reality - especially funny about "comrade" - nobody calls a neighbour as "comrade" in Russia...she thiks that Prince Charles calls his mother "your Royal Majesty"? - funny would be to hear how she would present Brits here...and she looks like frightened for some reason - maybe smth. personal and bad with Russians in her past?...Come on, girl - there are a lot of other good guys around, take things easier and they will love you...

[DmitryHero]

We had you in a mouth, you the American and European pigs.

[GRATZIANI2002]

@DmitryHero u can cum my erected dick deep in ur mother and sister Natasha, comrade ..Ur father it was drunk when jump ur bitch mother, confusing mouth with pussy....rofl

[DmitryHero]

Glory to Russia

[alik66662]

You forgot 11-th reason. You know you r not a russian when regardless of her stupidity you don't wanna fuck her

[alik66662]

Bitch, try to say your 10 reasons with my dick in your mouth, I bet you get more positive comments here. Uhm, uhm, looove this bitch

[alik66662]

Kinda love this stupid bitch, she wonna make me fuck er like an animal

Horny russian :-)

[alik66662]

This bitch is crazy, she need a russian dick to make her rite

[wetalloy]

so i take it she got over ten reasons why she is not russian

[gotOranges]

im black and this is stupid...i can be funnier,

[ecrdab747]

complete load of shit :(((((((((((((((((((

[elena79rus]

Everything she said is bullshit. Propaganda against Russians.

[RUSSIASG]

BLASPHEMY!

[Logicbeatslies]

What an obnoxious way to insult a country.

It's like humour, in the same way Eurovision is like music, but it's not.

[Centur01d]

You Precisely Russian if you know that you more cleverly and more beautifully this woman. You do not take offence at it because she speaks this bosh with envy.

It too most what to tell: All Americans very thick, all Latvians slow, all Ukrainians devourers of onions, and all Japanese perverts...

Brad and racism

[JlenpekoH]

not funny...

[kaiserarab]

fuck you bitch we love russia and russians

[unbeshreiblich1]

i´m a russian girl and you are a bitch

shut up

its not funny its stupid

[Sexisttroll]

@unbeshreiblich1 If wouldn't like twilight... I would fucking marry you!

[sergejcher]

Ha! It's pretty strange that a girl from Russia speaks bullshit about Russians. However if you're from Moscow doesn't mean you're Russian, cause Moscow is not "real" Russia. Stop being anal jewish bitch. Короче, фильтруй базар, куколка! ;)

[Centur01d]

@sergejcher

Она наверно из Украины, там вечно пропаганда против Русских, Американцы диктуют свою политику

[tirlinnss7338987]

you stink like shit,go and fuck your self .. :* :)

[The328568]

this does not aply to persons under 18

[ashleyXlove123]

WTF!? this is bullshit. Придурки нах

[RelativeEarth]

What a twist! I thought she was very funny! No thanks, i'm not in a hurry. So funny. My maturity increased when I learned it is okay to laugh at myself.

[ProofUkr]

It's fun :) Nothing against Russians.

[Yiwabeauty]

ugly bitch! so stereotiped...

[jaalejam]

psicopata eyes

[empyblessing]

very funny, comrade.

[radashevskiy]

it's kinda true but she's exaggerating everything

[europa99]

This is unrelentingly not funny. It offends me. Not because I'm Russian. (I'm not.) But because I have a sense of humor. 40K hits for this crap?

[Detroy90player]

what's a BULLSHIT

[Taerussia]

THAT IS SUCH A BULLSHIT!!!!!!!

u guys are so racists, and have a very stereotypical thinking.

that is like if I said, that "you know that you are not american when: you are not fat or not stupid", how do u like that huh??sucka

[bobik624]

that wasn't bad

[7rancisco1]

Russian call their friends comrades?

[LoveGirugamesh]

@7rancisco1 oh yeah! Men who are over 30 just love to call them comrades! well, most of the time not like close friends, but like some friends from their jobs or something like that.

[doable1]

Your not a Russian when upon landing in America you get a job at Walmart instead of at a strip joint

[DimaKamyziak]

Pretty lame,and I am Russian.

[OlegKerpotkin]

Wow. That was everything except close to the funny.

[usenetposts]

I am most grievously offended.

[MarilynShadows]

to dutchpedo:russians are not racists.of course there are a lot of bastards,who think that racism is great theory,but personally I don't appreciate it.and...yeah I'm russian

[GunaMalaysia]

oh baby, i respect you for your principle.

[weirdo968]

okaayy

she is hot

[iloveyourstory]

lol