The Scrotum: nature's deterrent

[DManitouMan]

U look like you smell bad.

[RexisAZero]

nerp.

[GryffinDarkBreed]

Say it with me. Mojave. Mo. Ha. Ve. Learn to pronounce spanish words properly y'twat!

[MortalKombatZero1]

you suck

[MsBlueLlama]

you're hot

[GreatAdCo]

I loled, ya fucks

[MsHamad1997]

u look like girl

[ArtChartable]

ur gay

[wolfishhippo]

shit

[gigelmngro]

shit



[marcotmcom]

Old people are evil

[rollock]

Testicles, That is all.

[lungaro100]

sooooooner or later you will get old tooo vomit face!!!!

[shawland789]

gay GAY

[justinlovespastry]

Omg this is gold

[RaidonGaming]

I love ur hair

[bassguitarFTW68]

Mojave is pronounced MOE- HA- VEE

lol

[misterman2k9]

HIPSTER MUCH?

[jasonaroland]

lol the graph was actually VERy funny.

[lemonrind]

I love my scrotum. It's my best feature.

[antonio121355]

lol david bowie and the background

[brunesmask]

you sound like the guy from the inbetweeners and say things noel fielding would say if he was a bit smarter. lovely :)

[Moviewhiz1]

Scrotum is the new word of bitch or asshole. Just say "Youre a scrotum!"

[ItsScampi]

@Moviewhiz1 ....no, u could say it instead of dick.

like "YOUR A SCROTUM" :3 cuz that wut it means

[mickeleh]

Bravo from a scrotumnially ancient fan. Is that a word? No? Well, then, Bravo, from a repulsively wrinkled sack of dust well on his way to being worm food.

[ELLtheBAG]

@mickeleh that's the most optimistic pessimistic thing ive ever heard.

[Megmanitee]

This was great. Please make more for my insatiable story-hole.

[ELLtheBAG]

@Megmanitee just try and stop me

[nullcomic]

Sorry.. someone may have said this already. Haven't watched in weeks because I had exams. But it's pronounced mo-ha-ve isn't it? That said.. I like!

[anonymouse8342]

Always a pleasure to watch you silly lad :)

[X41N3]

i just love the way u call "things" it makes me think of a new young jeremy clarkson

[ELLtheBAG]

@X41N3 oh man god no... lol

[SpringProductions93]

It's like David Bowie's 63 year old nut sack is slapping you in the face as you sleep with him up on your wall.

[ThatBritBloke]

The Blonde Hair Scares Me :O AHHHHGGGG

[Nannirk]

Despite the mojave fail, this was a pretty decent show.

I lol'd. At least once.

Moar is required.

[croppley]

lmao "i'm essentially describing your grandma!"

[ELLtheBAG]

@iceshard644 yeh my cam does that my laptops bit slow

[ELLtheBAG]

@sabrinalg27 naughty

[Ragoo1992]

Wearing a nirvana tee? ;D

[ELLtheBAG]

@Ragoo1992 hell to the yeh

[MissDreaWTTS]

LMAOLMAOLMAO i love you... ps. nice new hair... AHAHA "NOMMING ON YOUR SWEET MEATS" ??? O_O.... (lmao still.)

[ELLtheBAG]

@MissDreaWTTS thank you : )

[InSpaceAndTime2012]

/noms

[drivepro]

I reached Turbo maxx last week. so far its going pretty good...

[ELLtheBAG]

@drivepro congrats

[fudgeakasheza]

your accent is amazing ^.^

[ELLtheBAG]

@fudgeakasheza thanks it my own

[BassBunnieGirl]

I was confused the entire time. By the way, happy birthday! Since today is your birthday. I remembered! And I adored the return of the hat. Thank you. I will take that as my birthday present since it was uploaded on my birthday. xD

[ELLtheBAG]

@BassBunnieGirl happy birthdays

[xxcelinesxx]

I have that Ed Hardy poster

[ELLtheBAG]

@xxcelinesxx awesome i like his art, im into vintage tatt flash

[Rutle]

"throw in a pair of brown leather shoes" lol I loved your coolness to age graph.

[ELLtheBAG]

@Rutle you wud with ur statistic's lust

[jlo52bubbles]

That was the best graph i've seen in my life!

[ELLtheBAG]

@jlo52bubbles you aint seen nothing yet

[shaiibabeyy]

OHMYGOD. Your hair is amazing!:D <3

[Lost4ubabe]

@shaiibabeyy I know, right?

His hair's da bomdiggity XD

[ELLtheBAG]

@Lost4ubabe sweeet

[bustercharl777]

You know what I like about you mann... unlike any other fucking youtuber

you reply to your comments

:D

[ELLtheBAG]

@bustercharl777 i was tempted to just bask in the irony and not respond ha yeh i do because i like to talk and u deserve a reply

[bustercharl777]

@ELLtheBAG

thats awful kind of ya :)

[Zashtheman]

Haha ... Fck it I can't be arsed!

[ELLtheBAG]

@Zashtheman thanks for watching

[setustraight]

I like your sexy accent.

[ELLtheBAG]

@setustraight thank you :P

[imation899]

That was crap ... so crap

[ELLtheBAG]

@imation899 well please dont watch my videos

[WATCHoutFORthis]

funny as always. love the segments. keep it up!

[ELLtheBAG]

@WATCHoutFORthis thanks i shall try my best : )

[ciderath00]

Hobo hat :D

[ELLtheBAG]

@ciderath00 it is on my head right now OMG

[asapod]

-_- "mojave yucca" is pronounced "MO-HA-VEE YUH-KA"

[ELLtheBAG]

@asapod like the desert. : ) it never crossed my mind at the time

[chainedhearts1]

watching you makes my day lol

[ELLtheBAG]

@chainedhearts1 making them for you makes mine, and takes up a large proportion of it

[KittyNinjaPiper]

where have your eyelashes gone off to?

[L33CH3RS]

...but chicks love munching on my scrotum.. :(

[ELLtheBAG]

@L33CH3RS gag

[sophiaathina]

I can't even handle how cool you are.

This was awesome.

[ELLtheBAG]

@sophiaathina too kind *vomits* thanks : )

[01Noodle01]

Hahah Give Thems A Heart Attack, I Mean They're Old Anyways They're More Dead Then They'll Ever Be, So Why Not Help! Heheh

[ELLtheBAG]

@01Noodle01 good plan, thanks for watching : )

[brockly12345]

Old people should be shot at birth

[ELLtheBAG]

@brockly12345 oh man epic idea, wait what?!

[joeyisjustso]

i do not remember you having blonde hair

[ELLtheBAG]

@joeyisjustso neither do i weird huh

[3873236]

Fantastic Video ! LMAO  Definitely one to Favorite and Share !

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Jelly fish with the ability to regenerate could jellyfish get anymore shit

[billtvmacon]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I'd give this five thumbs just for descriptive language and realistic, yet, not overdone graphics.

[ELLtheBAG]

@billtvmacon been the youtube super power i know u are i believe u actually have the authority to give 5 thumbs up.. wow

[TheRHExperience]

Wow well I certainly didn't expect to actually click on a video with "scrotum" in the title today...

...I did though (clearly) and was pleasantly surprised!

Nice work matey!

[ELLtheBAG]

@TheRHExperience haha im a master of explicit subliminal advertising

[wmcelhatton]

that llareta plant looks like its been bred for crazy golf courses.

everytime i think you top the mark you beat it. im short of a suitable superlative for you i think it might not have been invented yet, good sir

the aging process is such a downer, i'll put up with it so long as it dont make me look like charles hawtrey. if that happens then the mach 7 warp speed 4 twin turbo razor is goin across my throat

[ELLtheBAG]

@wmcelhatton got your parcel today, need a bit to think of words in a structured sentence to describe how awesome it is

[TheStallion86]

Imagine having siberian bacteria on your scrotum!!!

[ELLtheBAG]

@TheStallion86 woah woah woah, you just blew my mind

[FreshApplePieOnXBL]

YOu have a really big lower lip

[ELLtheBAG]

@FreshApplePieOnXBL thanks

[terranark]

that was brilliant

[ELLtheBAG]

@terranark thanks for watching

[CaptainWilhelm]

i liked your videos as they were but these are cool too

[ELLtheBAG]

@CaptainWilhelm cheers man not guna dress em up too much cos glitter on a turd is still a glittery turd

[pixonu]

I like my nut sack... not as much as i'm lliking the new ElltheBag :)

[ELLtheBAG]

@pixonu your words are so beautiful

[millionergirl]

no no no no ur BLONDE! no no no no

btw funny vid :L cya on msn :L

[ELLtheBAG]

@millionergirl blonde, no ? how bout blue? or pink?

[IstalkBananas]

"it´s a well known fact that bald people are disgusting" ROFL!!!!

[jbdazen]

Dude, where did you get these awesome bumpers? And nice 'lame' education :-)

[ELLtheBAG]

@jbdazen got them from looperman awesome site for loops : )

[jbdazen]

@ELLtheBAG I meant the animations. They look great!

[hollydolly06]

hahahh i'd forgotten about uu. i seem to intimidate teh ancient with my hair colour, i suppose u do the same.

[ELLtheBAG]

@hollydolly06 i must or its my face

[tokemon01]

I have that t-shirt

[ELLtheBAG]

@tokemon01 it be a good t-shirt, nirvana right?

[inexplicablyNic]

ell, i must point out that "mojave" is not actually pronounced anywhere near how it's spelled, it is in fact /moʊˈhɑːvi/.....erm... 'cause that makes it clear i'm sure...stupid phonetic alphabet.... mo-hah-vee.

[ELLtheBAG]

@inexplicablyNic aww thanks man. makes sense : )

[jarettethompson]

fuckin awesome man i like the show keep the stories coming ur vids are my fav high dude^^

[ELLtheBAG]

@jarettethompson cheers man : ) thank u for watching it

[bustercharl777]

Oh my gosh!

this was sooo funny!!

[ELLtheBAG]

@bustercharl777 thanks for watching

[Khyan1]

Ay, one of your best! Loving the verbose witticisms

[ELLtheBAG]

@Khyan1 aw cheers and thank you for watching them

[Tejinu]

Ahhh!! Haha, bravo sir, bravo! :))

[ELLtheBAG]

@Tejinu thanks for watching : )

[andrsdtz]

hilarious Video Ell :)

[ELLtheBAG]

@andrsdtz cheers thanks for watching

[schalomscheich]

Do you listen to 'The Blackout' a lot? You look like the lead singer Sean Smith!

[ELLtheBAG]

@schalomscheich whhaaat the cunt copyed me

[trippywalnut]

Well you're 3D, so that means you are a shape...well done not being 2D.

[ELLtheBAG]

@trippywalnut oh man well i do try

[trippywalnut]

@ELLtheBAG  Oh, also...love the new format. ^_^

[CheekTV]

I DONT WANT TO BE A SAGGY sac :I x

[andrsdtz]

@CheekTV aww you aren´t Gary :) you are lovely

[ELLtheBAG]

@CheekTV i promise you will be taught like ripe set of plums for evar. wait what!?

[Rajkozuluf]

what song plays at 3:41

[ELLtheBAG]

@Rajkozuluf its a heavy bass dubstep loop from the site looperman

[luke3gs]

New titles are nice and shiny, but I prefer the metaphorical cellotape made of metaphorical shit that held everything together

[ELLtheBAG]

@luke3gs you wud wudnt u *scowl*

[luke3gs]

@ELLtheBAG Just think it suits your style more! Now turn that scowl upside down . . . or something?!

[WillsOdyssey]

Literally half an hour ago i told you i wanted more videos, and you delivered like a champ :)

[ELLtheBAG]

@WillsOdyssey well sire i do as im commanded

[DonkeyDelight]

@ELLtheBAG Buy me a pony and some glitter.

[ELLtheBAG]

@DonkeyDelight hell yeh

[NebPWN]

that scrotum bit was dope

but will you always have such cool stories once u get the show running

[ELLtheBAG]

@NebPWN cheers man i have literally several more

[dino88cro]

This video is like a bad acid trip... i love it mate ^^

[ELLtheBAG]

@dino88cro thats exactly what i was goin for sweeeeet