How to Divorce in Skyrim

[zer0xs0ul]

"excuse me love what do you need?"

"a very sharp knife"  lol htf did u come up with that xD

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[Plasmadragonify]

THE WHISPERING VOICE: "FUS RO DA her ass to hell!"

[kn0wledgeify]

exorcist wife!!! floating six inches off the bed... good thing you killed her. She was probably fucking the cross you had hanging on the wall anyway.

[RoTaZooR]

no more likes!!!!!!!!! its on 999!!!!!

[NemonicLee]

@RoTaZooR

1,000th liker. Neener neener neener. =P

[xXxTheProvoSniperXxX]

lol ur voice is hilarious .... what do you need a very sharp knife i LOL'd so hard

[daredseanyoyo42]

oj simspon case

[EpicNinjaEm]

1:12 Harry Potter?! O.o

[jamesxz12]

you should have used the dark brotherhood armour

[sagie246]

@Arielo36 Sure, you find her just East of the Windhelm stables :)

[Born2Bnoob]

at 0:24, you can see the unhappy marriage jerkoff bucket to the right, where the adventurer goes to use at his times at home when he isn't sneaking around plowing some wench

[invaderzimrocks13]

woman: yes love, what do you need

you: a very sharp knife

[gruntman58]

I did the same thing but can you marry somebody else after killing your current wife?

[GODDANGITMOMMA]

@gruntman58

lolnope

[MrChimpsushi]

It would have been funnier if it turned out that you had killed the neighbours wife cus you'd got the wrong house

[TheNachoPonyStudios]

1:36 "uhh... i can explain..."

[InfectDeck]

@TheNachoPonyStudios So, you're into S&R stuff, huh?

[TheNachoPonyStudios]

@InfectDeck ?

[InfectDeck]

@TheNachoPonyStudios Well, when I saw you and your wife with the knife, i assumed you were into some pretty kinky stuff.

[InfectDeck]

@TheNachoPonyStudios :P

[Sophannavy132]

lol w/ the part that had the courier

[33nk67]

damb bitch left me for a blacksmith

[SavageWolf211]

LMFAO!!! 1:25 - the rest of the video

[NKcell89]

This is funny man :) Good job

[skipe94]

fus ro dah her ass to hell lol

[BigFartByBart]

fus ro dah her ass to hell xD

[MrHackerpacker]

hahaha " do you have any tips on murdering the woman you love?"

Nope sorry:L hes probably got no wife:L

[AxonisProductions]

That was great! ;D

[theGab360]

hahaha trolol

[Salvatore21567]

lmao good job.

[DemonHakz]

lol fus ro dah her ass

[ADickGooglSucks]

im going to keep getting wives and murdering them and then have a collection of dead wives in my house

[acealexl]

You go to my school CHS XD

[mclaindog1]

no the courier usally says no nothing so he just said the words so it seem so

[1mimossa]

just LEAVE HER



[Xspoonage]

fus ro dah her ass to hell!

[99forestfire]

i married the same person

[alreadydead290]

wait hold on, was he talking to a NPC and it responded?!?!

[jab2993]

Lmao awkward moment at the end

[MrTitan0707]

"Excuse me sir do you have any tips on murdering a woman you love?"

"Nope, sorry, nothing."

[Supersayinunder9000]

Wat do u need? A very sharp knife XD

[Qactaur]

Lol, "Fus Ro Dah her ass to hell..."

[Giantsfan877]

At the end. "So......wassup?"

lol

[cjok125]

Fus Ro Dah her to hell! xD

[AnAzsproduction]

so can u remarry on pc?

[lilveliciousG]

LOOOOOOOL

[DemonDrummer15]

kill her...kill her..fus ro dah her ass!!! kill her!!!

[Redrokk22]

kinda creepy vid.

[soccerjamin]

can u fricken remarry on xbox

[ghostofsparta971]

Did pissing off a wild beast and bringing her with u and leaving her there ever accure to u

[akp789000]

I don't want to kill alea the huntress but I want to get a divorce not kill her

[LaurensVEVO]

question. I have skyrim on ps3 and my wife was killed by those guards lol. can I get another one? or does this only work for pc?

[BOUNCE12g]

Do u get bounty if u kill them

[00iGame00]

@BOUNCE12g No shit, you get a bounty on whoever you kill lol.

[MetaKlonoa]

A perfect target for the Ebony Blade.

[ArmlessOctopus19]

1:34

guy who comes up the stairs: honey, i'm hom...WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

guy who just stabbed his wife: who the hell are YOU, wait, aw shit, did you see anything

guy who comes up stairs: i saw you kill her, and i'm telling the guard

guy who just stabbed his wife: FUCK YOU!!!! **stab**

[mrtrololorific]

@ArmlessOctopus19 that's her bro

[minecrafter931]

@ArmlessOctopus19 i dont get it but i like it :D

[Begginer1000]

Peace out :D

[HaveSomeQuark]

she is floating on the bed lol

[dunman66]

YOU SIR EARNED A SUBSCRIBER

[Achievementsish]

fos ro dah her ass back to hell LMFAO

[TribalWolf1000]

..Rape her dead body

[eszesz4]

"slice" *guy runs upstairs* fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! XD

[ThatPlasticFork]

WHY IS SHE FLOATING?!

[boldbearings]

Hhaahah

I love the overlapping, crazy voices.

What was your inspiration for that?

[jedichristian1]

lol



[GstylezJumps]

"Fus Ro Dah her ass to hell"

Fucking priceless

[D3M0NSaint]

It sound very funny how you said that 0:31 :P

[monstaslaya]

Can you remarry after divorce? If so, I'll just kill em all and dump the bodies in a room

[DogNate12]

thisnis really funny I subed:-D

[HordikaNation52]

my wife got killed by those damn falmer… I'm doomed to be alone forever…any advice? I know you could get married twice, there's a 360 achievement for it, but…how??

[trappedkilla]

I got married bought a house but my wife Ian there help!!

[DBO165]

divorce middle age style

[Santhilixil]

Holy shit this is hilarious, subbeed!

[uboraan123]

best part yes love what do you need.... a sharp knife lmao

[MichaelxMann]

can you remarry

[missvictorian199]

@MichaelxMann yes after the courier comes but sometimes they dont

[JRAD897]

what amour was that

[iProFailZz]

@JRAD897 orcish

[nbrodabestrocks]

i divorced my wife..... then she took my bow and shot an arrow to my knee

[twitch01]

when you've killed her, can you marry again? i'm just sick of camilla talking about that goddamn claw.

[silox100]

@twitch01 nope its some retarded thing where you may only have one wife ever (ive tried many...many times)

[ainmelover321]

@twitch01

Yup you can marry as many times as you want.

[missvictorian199]

@twitch01 actually yes you can remarry but the courier needs to come first

[aqualieutenant]

... awkward...

[fannywin17]

lol a very sharp knife

*touches his dick*

[Likeaboss3333]

dude i cnat kill my wife

[GameM4ster]

1:21 is the part you're looking for! ;D

[GratefulDeadCCR]

lol! you can get married and divorced in skyrim haha thats to funny

[sagie246]

I sacrificed my wife to Boethia and now I can't get a new one. Forever alone...

[Arielo36]

@sagie246 Can You tell me Where Boethia Is?

[Robbsaber02]

This video has now convinced me to get skyrim.

[TheBloodlust9999]

can you marry other people after she dies

[poiuytrewq11422]

@TheBloodlust9999 yeah but i think only once

[puffle129]

i love the part at 0:41

[wolfblade897]

lol



[Hu6CityRidah]

It is done.

[SpicyBean917]

Yes my love what do you need?

A very sharp knife.

lol

[Shuttheheckup735]

Now go Marry Aela, She's hot, she'll train you in archery, she'll be an invincible follower, but if you try to kill her... it's game fucking over for you bitch. :P

[sabAPN]

this is hilarious!!

[Jordanlam5000]

LMAO Yooooooooooooo that was too funny you got anymore that was really good!

[VayuPurana]

REALLY good voice acting

[kalteriy]

Thats a grand dialogue! A little bit more audio tinkering and fluent scene transitions... its up to prof lvl

[MicroCraftTV]

She married Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

[dictationer]

excuse me sir do you have any tips on murdering the woman you love? nope sorry nothing...

[hitmanwolf]

Skyrim AI = 0.00%

[hitmanwolf]

Gods Damnit xD

[charleshoskinson]

I used to be married, then i took an arrow to the knee

[monstaslaya]

I want to kill my wife and marry someone hotter.

[cheezybrotherstudios]

1:15 bitch be floating

[AvPnerd]

this really funny when ur high

[FierceW]

lol yes love what do you need? a very sharpe knife haha thats funny!

[sgrandall11]

HOW?

[NemesisMarksman]

lmao great vid man!

[Jleetkid]

1:34 "Uhh.... I can explain.."

[KwonK15]

i...i... cant stop laughing

[elderscrollfan1998]

hahaha love the voice :)

[MegoZero]

cmon dude there is blood everywhere i would do Fus Do Dah

[nachitos23]

No evidence No witness No crime

[TopSwagGamer]

1:14 floating wife ftw 

[SirPiter94]

1:32 i don't know why, but this moment makes me fuckin laugh haha just look at him how is he looking at us xD

[Patthew113]

i married her, she annoys me a lot but i get money from her so i dont mind.

[AdonTimasu]

@Patthew113 You can get money from anybody you marry, no matter who it is; you don't have to take an annoying wife!

[Patthew113]

@AdonTimasu didn't think she woukd be annoying and yes i know you can get money from any wife i just didn't know, abd now im stuck with her but i dont kill her because I need the money.

[artemide68]

sup........  peace out...

[k1llamanjar]

LOLOL OMFG I CANT STOP LMAO like like like like like like LIKE

[thekendokid]

*SIGH*......."Gods damn it!" lolololol

[AriesMastermind707]

LoL. That was pretty funny

[Theunknownpeople101]

FUS RO DAH HER ASS TO HELL!

[joeymillz12891]

Lmaoooo I gotta say this shit was hilarious

[joeymillz12891]

Muuuuuuuuurrrdeeeerrr



[kefkaFollower]

When I hear "a very sharp knife", I know you already got my tumb up.

[shanekehr]

Oh that was good! How I wish it was that easy

[XoJOHNoX96]

perfect timing excuse me do you know any ways how to kill a loved one

[mousekaboom11]

"fus ro dah her ass to hell" 1:15

[HiGeovanis]

"uuh.. uhh.. uh.. Whats up?" xD

[mypoop9999]

"FUS RO DAH HER ASS TO HELL" hahahaha

[arturoplatedeo]

we got the same wife

[MrBlackdemon90]

I was married once, then I took a knife to the knee

[skyesfury]

"Sup. Peace out!" rofl

[poopguy1980]

1:14 Fus ro dah her ass to hell i started crakin up

[ArmandHammer96]

1:15-1:20

[jezzejam]

I did this to my wife, then I got bored and played Skyrim.

[JoeRobot17]

@jezzejam 0-0

[Sorcus93]

FUS RO DA HER ASS TO HELL

[alemirdikson]

@Sorcus93 *Oblivion*

[TheBrightondube]

I  like the music going Kill her!

[DistractingGamer]

Shut the hell up Cicero! im on it!

[TheFartinghero]

The awkward moment when both the top comments are the same O.o

[alistaro]

Where is your crosshair?

[cjackson013]

Very good editing with the voice-over. I'm impressed.

[Osvath97]

You could use a more situational fitting knife, since they are kitchen knifes in Skyrim.

[terminario8000]

i did it with a daedric greatsword :D

[climbsta]

kill her...kill her fus ro da...kill harry potter....kill her...kill, kill kill

[0oMinceMeato0]

I wonder how much your ebony blade would have gone up if you used it against her...

[mouthforwar17]

i have console skyrim..i want to divorce my wife and remarry...is this possible?

[SoljahP]

I used to be married... until I shot an arrow through my wifes head.. xD

[DanielMitchell117]

lol funny.

[Jewelzy543]

fus roh dah her ass to HELL LMAO

[martijnkrammer]

sup

[zan831]

one does not simply divorce in skyrim...

[faisal1ghazzawi]

"FUS RO DAH her ass to HELL" hahaha

[DingusBros01]

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[LithruaCGravestein]

I'm not the only one hearing that voice!!!!!!!!! I feel sooo good now

[phenomXam]

~~~kill her.... fus ro dah her ass to hell....~~

That was hilarious :D

[Thomaspegful]

hahaha good video good sir

[papalolita]

The guy who watched was a.... necrophiliac.

Thank you, ex-husband.

[Linkjerto]

Thats all?

That guy saw me mutilating my wife with an iron dagger, raped her (Literally, put her on the bed at the postion, and started charging at her >=3).

Then, i saw him...

And i raped him too.

[MySoulReader]

i will fus ro dah your ass to hell =))))))

[nomkey3]

nope i did not do any thing to here xD



[ceh00]

lol gods damn it

[lystad4]

Really nice video man!! Keep it up.

[geezusbowner]

shoulda murked lucan. you left some loose ends

[pizzatree300]

LOL! "Nope sorry, nothing"