Stormtrooper training video

[UberNoobTuber101]

:troll:

[jdommen]

dumb

[yojomo9]

I don't think I get it

[59901]

I think some lines from full metal jacket put with storm troopers would make a good video

[kitchsc]

if the empire did have drill sargents then they would of won the war

p.s ALL HAIL THE EMPIRE

[BlazingAngelzzz]

Where can I get that armour...

[Sound613Wave]

This is the funniest video I've ever watched!!!

[slowdive3030]

dumb



[booyalakasha1]

Jokes on them. That was Luke Skywalker second from the right doing his best to blend in after infiltrating the stormtrooper training camp. Lol.

[urnfnidiot]

@booyalakasha1 I thought that one looked a little short to be a storm trooper

[blademasterjt]

He still doesn't look tired.

[hotd36]

to funny to funny



[SCRUB2700]

i fell down a lot sir

[donuteater2]

SIR YES SIR

[SonatasRequiem]

the 5th one from the right is a little short to be a storm trooper

[timedragon1]

@SonatasRequiem Probably Luke

[naughtygirl3797]

"What are we all doing here?" "Not getting laid, SIR!"

[sultaa86]

so why are they being drilled by a hobbit??

[crookedjester0206]

Full Metal Blaster. 'Nuff said.

[BrokenStar6]

I didn't know they had airplanes in star wars...

[trcsonic]

They need to fix their aim!

[X0JackSparrow0X]

Sir Yes Sir so funny Sir Yes Sir!LOL

[EthanNin0]

Too bad they never taught them how to shoot.

[MrGreg1561]

thats not a drill instructor LOL

[startide]

@MrGreg1561 This video was improvised during the training for the rose parade. It was quickly made and his certainly not meant to get an oscar or anything ^^

Dunno if the guy was a drill instructor or anything, but he sure helped us a lot look good on the parade's day ^^

[Leigon93]

tired after 6 pushups? i thought the empire was better than that :(

[HydraWolf1]

What'd, you roll around in BANTHA SHIT?

Sir yes sir!, LOL

[starflame34]

And I still wonder why they betrayed the Jedi...

[harmagician1]

Only one problem with this video: drill instructor never called him "maggot", not even once.

[Styrk3r]

DI: ARE YOU TOO SHORT TO BE A STORM TROOPER????

StormTrooper: SIR! ARE YOU TOO SHORT TO BE A DI?

[dogsofwarsoft]

How much does a storm trooper suit cost?????

[TSroyal13]

@dogsofwarsoft

Look at an internetsite named 'maskworld'



[icknok]

@dogsofwarsoft over 9,000?

[Joeystudson]

why it so messy

[Kasrkinbeta]

The Trooper that did all the push ups sound like kenny..... only you can understand him

[DangerD205]

I short time ago when people still don't know how to change colours for the Intro in Windows Movie Maker....

[legofilmcrazy]

SIR YES SIR!

[beringia106]

that guy was too short for beeing a stormtrooper LOL!!

[TheWestReaper]

i was in the storm trooper army once.. untill i took a plasma wound to the knee.

[warmonkey96]

the people who disliked this are gay

[Oakridgeboy94]

1847 couldn't make it through Storm Trooper Basic Training.

[Briandude7777]

Three? :P

[HoraceMitchell]

"Why it so messy?" Nice.

[NightwingRogue]

i want to get stromtrooper armor

[picmman]

who is the short fuck?

[ThorgalsWalhalla]

@picmman darth maul i guess

[kkk345ify]

@picmman your dick

[picmman]

All virgins,,,,,,every fuckin one of them,,,,,,fuckin nerds!!

[kkk345ify]

@picmman yo mama

[FutureMarine1775USA]

Next we will head to the rifle range! If any of you hit your targets, I will PT you until you fucking die!!

[moondanceff]

Darth Maul was around BEFORE CLONES WERE EVEN REQUESTED(around).

[Alabienfrero]

lets all give him a cryyyy !

[TheSilentOne50]

Y'now, I seriously wish the Armed Forces could wear helmets like that to mask the smiles when getting yelled at in a funny way.

[GenoTulchin]

i used to be a stormtrooper, until i took a lightsaber to the knee

[MrVlogitty1]

@GenoTulchin Was it a double lightsaber or a single lightsaber

[GenoTulchin]

@MrVlogitty1 does it count as double if it was 2 jedi both with 1 lightsaber. if yes then yes it was a double lightsaber

[bubblyys31]

lol funny!

[YTBruler1]

I think people with military experience may be able to understand this video a little better than the average Joe. I am a Marine and this made me laugh my ass off. Especially about rolling in bantha shit. "Is that what happened, you rolled in bantha shit?" "sir, yes sir!!"

[sarahsue123]

i want your face in the mud, i want it in the mud!

[nkumtakar]

did he give the officer the finger?

[physicsking123]

@SCGmovies Did you know 69% of people make random sexual references?

[jciggy7andcade21]

I think we need to call the wa wa wambulance

[LoneWHunt2]

LMAO! The last bit was the best

[Skaiveen]

Plane sound in Star Wars.. (Y) xD

[0Bonaparte]

@Skaiveen it was an antique :P

[r0cketj3sus]

I used to be cool, but then I took an arrow to the knee... there. fucking faggots.

[MrDevin712]

@r0cketj3sus what does that even mean?

[CorvusCorone68]

@MrDevin712 guards in Skyrim tend to say they used to do something cool, i forget the exact words, but it ends with their having taken an arrow to the knee

[MrDevin712]

@CorvusCorone68 awww.....

[bobersonsmith27]

THREE!!!!!

[wleikko]

The actors are really great, to bad you didn't have a film camera...

[Krackdown96]

Where did you get the Storm trooper costumes?!

[Eyeslayer]

rofl midget drill sergent. woot gotta love midgets!

[LoneWHunt2]

@Eyeslayer Shit, you think that's bad? Try having a female Midget Officer.

[Avist6]

HOLY SHIT SOME ONE DEUCED ON HIS ARMOUR

[237kitty]

why does he say " Gullible at 4:12?

[SCGmovies]

LOL "get down here"

[tcraiford]

That drill Serbent was nice compared to mine...

[cullenpartyanimal]

wait, you did this in front of george lucas?

[cullenpartyanimal]

FIRE DRILL SIR

[iplaydragunity97]

I will have you killed!

[metrotek5]

meh

[TheUSMarine0331]

Three!

[VeNiiM2]

holy shit i used to live in pasadena ohhh shit what is going on down there

[Gildinpro]

Weird part of youtube?

[HangEmHighStudios]

In A Galaxy Far Far Away...They wear U.S. military hats, that are not the same color as their clothes

[OdsDeaThShaDoW]

Helicopter + Star Wars? fail... xDD

[TheGazeSound]

just a guess here...Colonel Toledo didn't go onto any big name projects after this role...

[mikeandike76]

@TheGazeSound lol

[AuditionGuy258]

Star Wars?

[Jokerman42069]

Why is darth maul in this at all? He was dead bye the time they had the clones, he was probobly long forgotten bye the time they became stormtroopers.

[cathlic2007]

this is stupid but when a sergeant gives you a command you say "i sir" not sir yes sir.

[Bhourne]

@cathlic2007 It's "Aye sir" and is the replacement for 'yes sir' in the Navy.

[cymon86]

@cathlic2007 Exactly where did you learn this console colonel? Aye, Sir is from the Navy. The Navy does not have Sergeants. It's possible the Marines may do it, they do have Sergeants and that looks like a Marine smokey top to me. As for sir, yes sir, I think that's how the Army does it. Sir, yes sir got us a torn asshole in the Air Force.

[BanjoMikeGregory]

SIR! I found it delightful, SIR!

SIR! Please may I have another, SIR!!

[SKeletronPrimeHunter]

i used to dress up like a stormtrooper and shoot videos like this. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Baseshocks]

@SKeletronPrimeHunter those jokes are getting really old, they are not funny anymore.

[sipher100]

@Baseshocks where did those jokes even come from

[Baseshocks]

@sipher100 i read off someones post that its in the game skyrim. Now that i think about it i think they said it. As you walk by one of the guards he says "i used to be an adventure like you then i too an arrow to the knee"...... It was said as a joke on G4 tech tv..... Now people think they are funny repeating it. It does not help that other morons think its funny too by giving them thumbs up putting their comments on the top....

[kilomus]

I'm assuming that was their moms backyard, at their moms house, where they in fact, still live.

[Kevin4381]

almost 4 million views ... about 90% likes ... what the hell?

[crreon72]

Holy crap that was STUPID!

[1KryptoniK1]

Is that a Mall Cop patch?

[letzgerger]

i'm a stormtrooper like them but i took an arrow to the knee

[omghegotagun]

They sound like a bunch of wooden plans hitting the floor at 0:36

[DanVelinski]

Man, this is so realistic. You can hear speeders in the background of Endor.  When do they train the stormtroopers how to miss all the important Rebels when they shoot?

[dualberettas]

sorry but....boring....

[98tharmorcav]

Why didn't the rest of the sqd drop with him?

[Carcoona]

this is why all Imperials are played by people with British Accents.

[Tinkerbellman333]

Abunch of no life losres

[EuropeYear1917]

A PLEDGE PIN, ON YOUR UNIFORM...

[2dead2move]

i was waiting for him to bust out a tide to go pen

[pookiewood]

@2dead2move Same. LOL!

[xXR4ND3MXx]

sorry Sir! I just took an arrow to the knee by them ewoks Sir!

[godzillaisnuclea123]

chillean sea bass

[aversaa]

stupid



[padawanfromdantooine]

LMFAO

[ThePriceOfTheFree]

does that troop sound like carmine from gears to anybody else o.O

[GatorXingProductions]

@ThePriceOfTheFree yeah, except for his vowels.. ): Also why do all the carmine brothers sound the same?..

[scottpeter66]

You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit.

[ShadowNinjaMaster93]

lol "if i see you armor messy again- get down here...!"

[TFHalo]

And this guy doesn't compare to Marines. -shudder-

[Muppetz540]

"If I see our armor this messy again...I WILL HAVE YOU KILLED!!!" Lost it at that

[Queequeg35]

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? (2nd from the right).

[bonzaithe1st]

0:45 ENEMY PLANE! SHOOT DAT SON OVA BITCH DOWN AND GIVE' EM A TASTE OF THEM BALLS!

[bk5223]

I was a good drill instructor then I took an arrow to the knee..

[suicidewafflez]

@bk5223 Thumbs down

[BlowItUpYourFarkHole]

" do i look tired???" "no" "Well then I guess he's not tired". Lol impeccable logic

[SimsSeriess]

wow, it is inafective when the solder has to almost crouch to be face to face with the instructor, ALMOST

[hamsterlawver4321]

i was a stormtrooper once.....then i took an arrow to the knee

[RevolverJG]

@hamsterlawver4321 I have to love the Skyrim lines :P

[brandonm425]

The drill instructor is a little short to be a stormtrooper



[DRF33LG00D420]

You know, I used to be a Stormtrooper too, until I took a lightsaber to the knee

[Refl3xD]

this drill instructor is short...

[Jabberwocky818]

How the hell does this video have so many views/likes... I am officially confused...

[felix1999127070]

ok?

[tk5800thesecond]

isnt the second guy from the right a little short to be a storm trooper? or did he just take an arrow to the knee?

[photographer85]

@tk5800thesecond he's luke skywalker.

[442hoeky]

@tk5800thesecond ssshhhhh - it's Luke!

[Sky15Guy]

@tk5800thesecond I'm sick of this joke

[nthvt5672]

@tk5800thesecond nice skyrim refrence

[sharko987]

Were did you guys buy the armor?



[Gr4ndmother]

@tk5800thesecond i dont understand this joke with the arroe to the knee? whats about it?

[TheWulff94]

@tk5800thesecond I used to like arrow to the knee jokes but then I took a mace to the face

[IQuadXI]

Plane interruption win at 0:50 secs. Thumbs up if you clicked.

[AwesomeFolds]

he sounds like carmine from GOW2

[MrXxlegomanxx]

funnny

[commando2224]

The seargant is a bit short for a storm trooper....

[abracadabra808]

@commando2224 BRILLIANT!

[ZeppelinRules]

The troops don't start every statement with 'sir'

[johnhjoker]

@musicallyretardedkid I see what you did there

[mfactor88]

civilian pukes!...i want r lee ermey!!! give me the REAL thing

m50 x aussie army

[halfbr33d07]

Major pain should be there drill sergeant x)

[pbradford021]

this filmed next to an airport???

[MusicallyRetardedKid]

"Aren't you a little short for a drill sergeant?"

[LUCCARDI]

sounds like carmine

[funayyshiz]

he's short.

[TEHsm1th]

I want to be a dentist

[VICHUNAHE]

3. (WTF?)

[ArmyAirborne97]

u know drill instructors cant be cornel

[zoomfire1215]

thats the dumbest thing ever and that guy is mean i hate him

[WENEYbob]

WHATS RONG WITH IT IS HE SHIT HIM SELF WHEN SAW THE US DRILL SGT

[screamerboy100]

this is what i hear from my moms bedroom, it makes me very scared

[jawa21699]

if i dont see ur armor,get down here!,if i dont see ur armor cleen i will kill you

roflmfao so funy

[kieltehsmith]

what are we all doing heeerrreee....today troops

[angrywhitebird22]

lol but if a imperial sniper gets you your screwed lazer lightning bolts going in or out lol piercing burning splashing it will probally kill you in one shot

[moneybagzz]

Staff Sergeant R. Lee Xevious making new Stormtroopers out of recruits

[sirAthrus]

Daaaammmmmn those stormtroopers got it hard.....

[SuperJBoyJr]

OK, how did i get from Hockey injuries to this.....?



[PineappleTreeTrunk]

Isn't the second one from the right a little short to be a Stormtrooper?

[DJdude250]

YOU'RE GUNNA GIMME PUSHUPS UNTIL I'M TIRED XD

[jd451457]

@DJdude250 my MSSGT told me that once it wasn't fun

[Shamwowdood]

more airplane noises please it wasn't quite loud enough to blow my speakers :P

[HydroBud98]

This is fuckin hilarious!

[martinecochrane]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LowerSaxony100]

Kick that fucking instructor in the balls.. lol

[mac19971]

What drill sergeant acts like a karate sensei?? 

[MrLBMercenary]

LOL "bitch get down here" short ass LOL!!!!!!

[WeAreGRID]

lol i love how this would be so cool if they actually made the marines wear cool and impenetrable armour...

and if they stopped making mounties so short XD

[GatorXingProductions]

@WeAreGRID the short guys always end up mounties because they get good at riding horses because they are always on them. It makes them feel taller.