Isn't it a fact that you have a drawer full of retirement home brochures, and you're just waiting for the first sign of dribble on your mother's chin to lock her away forever?
"isnt it a fact that u have a drawer full of retirement home brochures and u just waiting for the first sign of dribble on ur mothers chin to lock her away forever?"
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY
"Chew it carefully Ma, Like they taught you at shady pines"..."Look whose not po" "Picture it me with a crowbar prying cousins off left and right".....
"I'll put the book on my card. I want you to know that my card is always current, I come to the library at least 3 times a week, and my books are always returned promptly during regular library hours. rain or shine...and who are you to JUDGE ME?!!" ahahahahaha
"Isn't it a fact, that you have a drawer full of retirment home brochures, and you're just waiting for the first sign of dribble on your mother's chin to lock her away forever?"
@xFlatine - it is the episode where Blanche was in a dating slump and went with Dorothy to the library where Blanche meets and starts dating a guy in a wheelchair.
@markmeetsworld It's an small gas flame (usually runs on natural gas) used to start up old time stoves (back when they required a small fire to work.)
" isn't it true you have a drawer full of retirement home brochures and you're just waiting for the first sign of dribble on your mother's chin to lock her away forever ? "
"she's kidding"
your sock drawer Dorothy , the one you know who can't reach ?"
hilarious --- best show ever --- Sophia, Blanche, and Dorothy you willl be deeply missed and are truly loved by all .... the TRUE QUEENS OF COMEDY !"
Isn´t it a fact that you have a drawer full of retirement home broshures and you´re yust waiting for the first sign of drabbel on your mothers chin to lock her away forever? Hahaha...I LOVE IT!!!
Isn´t it a fact that you have a drawer full of retirement home broshures and you´re yust waiting for the first sign of drabbel on your mothers chin to lock her away forever? Hahaha...I LOVE IT!!!
Isn´t it a fact that you have a drawer full of retirement home broshures and you´re yust waiting for the first sign of drabbel on your mothers chin to lock her away forever? Hahaha...I LOVE IT!!!
My favorite is when Sophia has the cheesecake fed to her or when she knocks on the wall to tell Blanche to be quiet because Rebecca is in labor. Her face in that episode is funny too when she accuses Rebecca of cracking walnuts for a living.
"id do anything for doug, and hed bend over backwrds for me!!!" hahahahahahaha :) "Blanche, we're getting married" "well thats impossible clayton brothers cant marry sisters!!"
Season 6 is by far the funniest!!!!!!!!
Antoher quote not in hre was episode "Zborn Again" when Dorothy says "i swear i thought i grabbed the parking brake" Rose.."well thats good dorothy safety 1st" LMFAO!!!
Good compilation but you let out my absolute FAVORITE line from this season - Dorothy interrupting Sophia (who is about to insult her again) with "One word out of you and I cut off your supply of Metamucil." LOL!
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Markle6 2 days ago
we was poe.. LMFAO
iloveyeww98 2 days ago
My favorite show.the best show ever made
ummmouhamad10 1 week ago
Brilliant. Every last script.
mraurora 1 week ago
LMAO @ 7:19 Dorothys face is priceless..LOL
cbaran275 1 week ago
"And he'd bend over backwards for me"...LOL
dudette1254 2 weeks ago
SOLD!.....for 4 dollars...LMFAO
0mychemicalromancexx 1 month ago
best show ever on tv
fugatem1 1 month ago 2
we was po XDDDD
sobeitmylove42 1 month ago
The paper bird story is one that I could hear a million times and still laugh
archer6749 1 month ago
We was po!
KrueMann1992 1 month ago
golden girls!! the best show ever!! sophia reminds me of my grandmother may they both rest in peace
munkeedragon 1 month ago
OMG, RLMFAO! When Sophia says "We was poh", I crack up every single time!
wavy2525 2 months ago 4
*That impossible, Clayton, brother can't married sister*-Oh good old Rose, so innocent and so naive!!
angrybirdsforever 2 months ago 2
love these girls cant believe only betty is still with us.
modadivine 3 months ago 2
We Shaol Do! Hilarious
Mallen14298 3 months ago 4
5:53 is the best part! I love Sophia!!!!
1987billman 3 months ago
@love2boyfriends best ever!!! She is something else crazy as hell!!
FARAI1231 3 months ago
omg! i love the golden girls there so funny!
love2lovefriends 3 months ago 2
"Ma, you were apart of a convent? Why didn't I ever know of this?"
"Because you're divorced! In the eyes of the church you don't even exist!"
LMAO
juxmook 3 months ago
Blanche: Sophia, you're just like a mother to us. We feel like your daughters too.
Sophia: I feel the same way. Rose, just remember, you're smarter than people say you are. You've got common sense and you know what you're doing.
Rose: Oh, Sophia *kiss*
Sophia: Blance... you're a slut
MaleficBiitch 3 months ago 7
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MaleficBiitch 3 months ago
"We was po"
FARAI1231 4 months ago 5
@FARAI1231 haha love that!
love2lovefriends 3 months ago
"Ma, I'm sorry that your last days have to be like this."
Taylenafanlovetwilig 4 months ago 2
4 people live in shady pines ;)
sedona74 4 months ago 4
GREAT MONTAGE :) <3 thanks :)
sedona74 4 months ago
Love the Paper Bird story!! LMBO!!
luv2ball5215 4 months ago 2
Who knew there were good shows during the Dark Ages :0
MAMJAM55 4 months ago
Well mercy me, looks like my little magnolia just turned into a big ho :P
TheSarfy 5 months ago 5
i like 8:14 Sophias new glasses
i like 0:58 no soliciting
i like 4:40 pony to paper bird
i like 1:22 sophias proud
:D
hailzmarie1 5 months ago
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hailzmarie1 5 months ago
everyone must like sophias southern accent because thats what most people are writing on her! if you look youll see a WHOLE BUNCH of "we was po!"
hailzmarie1 5 months ago 5
genius. the comic timing is perfect!
TheZort 5 months ago
we was po'
ldlandires 5 months ago
LOL!
Dorothy puts cheesecake in Sophia's mouth so she doesn't make a smart-aleck remark
TaleSpinTV1990 5 months ago
We was po LMBO SOPHIA
delahmusik8 5 months ago
Isn't it a fact that you have a drawer full of retirement home brochures, and you're just waiting for the first sign of dribble on your mother's chin to lock her away forever?
LMAO - Awesome.
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100cheesecakes 5 months ago
TOO FUNNY FOR WORDS!!!!
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TheRBuck4ever 5 months ago
this was (and is) one of the funnest network shows ever written.
WKRPinCINN 5 months ago 4
sophia's face at 5:59 is priceless LOL!!!!
elhabrit 6 months ago 2
"well, mercy me. looks my little magnolia just turned into a big ho." xD
CelineDionFan4568 6 months ago
Omfgg...!! i cant believe youtubee is getting rid of some of the best episodeess in GG's ... plzz stop!! coz i love diss showwww!!
Swaggarificteen 6 months ago
"We sho do"
thebradybunchlover 6 months ago 8
Blanch, your a slut. lmfao
imbackbitches212 6 months ago 4
"isnt it a fact that u have a drawer full of retirement home brochures and u just waiting for the first sign of dribble on ur mothers chin to lock her away forever?"
XD loFREAKINl!!!
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hailzmarie1 6 months ago
i love sophia
jedimaster1326 6 months ago
God bless Sophia Petrillo. All kidding aside, she was a sweet caring mother who did whatever it took to survive and provide for her family.
ThirdOfJune4444 6 months ago
Dating a quarterback she says....buys her own corsage, spends the evening hiding in the basement, slow dancing with a RAKE!!!!! PMSL!!!!!!
kamelion7 7 months ago 5
But THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, Clayton, brothers can't marry sisters... ROFL
gaykid80 7 months ago 3
we was po! hahahaha
muse001 8 months ago
"Pryin' cousins off left & right"....lol!!!
lavoiemichael 8 months ago 7
"cheese cake, Ma" Lol!!!!!
mswangsarah 8 months ago 6
"Blanche cut it out, im tryin to sleep" LMAO
TheMissrayne 9 months ago 63
@TheMissrayne haha XD lolz
123sweetgigimusic 5 days ago
And Blanche you're a Slut! Dat was funni..
PrettiGurlSwag26 9 months ago 5
Best Show Ever!!!!
msredux 11 months ago 4
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matesp123 11 months ago
love it where bea shuts estelle up whenever you know she's going to say something!!! rofl XD XD
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"Chew it carefully Ma, Like they taught you at shady pines"..."Look whose not po" "Picture it me with a crowbar prying cousins off left and right".....
SBashore31 1 year ago 47
"I'd do anything for Doug, and he'd bend over backwards for me". that scene was priceless lol
nmarra01 1 year ago 4
poor paper bird
travelg 1 year ago
@timebye we were poor
KaySHyatt 1 year ago
What does we was PO mean ? at 3 40. ?
timebye 1 year ago
What does we was PO mean ? at 3 36. ?
timebye 1 year ago
@timebye She's saying ''poor'', as "in have no money", but she's mimicking how people from the South talk
serioushamburger 1 year ago
@serioushamburger
Thanks...it just seems to make sense now...English isnt my first language....yet I LOVE GOLDEN GIRLS :)
THank you :)
timebye 1 year ago
@timebye she means 'we were poor'
yommymommy 9 months ago
"I'll put the book on my card. I want you to know that my card is always current, I come to the library at least 3 times a week, and my books are always returned promptly during regular library hours. rain or shine...and who are you to JUDGE ME?!!" ahahahahaha
violinplayer101 1 year ago
"Isn't it a fact, that you have a drawer full of retirment home brochures, and you're just waiting for the first sign of dribble on your mother's chin to lock her away forever?"
Sophia's face = priceless! LOL
Riyell 1 year ago
hello it's a pleasure to be here. lol i love how she says that.
cremeblush 1 year ago
i have a reputation in this town. cheese cake ma? chew it carefully ma. like they taught u at shady pines.
HeartsOnDeck 1 year ago
How does a paper bird die? lmao
bw9121272 1 year ago
What episode is at 3:05 when Dorothy was at the library ?
xFlatine 1 year ago
@xFlatine - it is the episode where Blanche was in a dating slump and went with Dorothy to the library where Blanche meets and starts dating a guy in a wheelchair.
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hailzmarie1 1 year ago
5:54 Love It!
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chapman13100 1 year ago
Surprised that you didn't show the part where Sofia asks who throws the boquet.
YaoiHuntressEarth 1 year ago
5.53 is HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAA
Brukzy2693 1 year ago
Well mercy me, looks like my little magnolia just turned into a big ho :) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Brukzy2693 1 year ago 3
"When she was 15 I caught her under a pile of hillbillies. Picture it, me with a crowbar, prying cousins off left and right."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my God, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!
FoxHound109 1 year ago 2
i don't get the story about the paper bird. what is a pilot light?
markmeetsworld 1 year ago
@markmeetsworld It's an small gas flame (usually runs on natural gas) used to start up old time stoves (back when they required a small fire to work.)
YaoiHuntressEarth 1 year ago
@markmeetsworld I think she mean's like when you have a fire, you got to light it, so maybe usually to start a stove or maybe a fireplace
AbbASongs1 1 year ago
'When she was fifteen, I caught her under a pile of Hilbillies: I had to take a crowbar to pull of cousins left, right...' .
CF1975 1 year ago
7:03 BUSTED!!! LMAO
technologickal1983 1 year ago
WHo are you to judge me
trizzyTrey88 1 year ago 2
Unless of course the sister would like to spit on u first?
Blanche....Ur a Slut...Oh Sofia
rakash100 1 year ago
"... When she was 15 I caught her under a pile of hillbillies. Picture it: me with a crowbar prying cousins off left and right."
I loved Sophia.
aaron31967 1 year ago 4
Sophia is so fukkin funny..lololol
ILLSLAPAHO 1 year ago
We was po.
Damn, I just die.
RaineaTrenton 1 year ago
this is just Hilarious!!!!!! 4 Minutes in when she does the southern accent i lost it!!!! LOL
zjk911 1 year ago
"Blanche, cut it out I'm tryin' to get some sleep!" LOL
nauaj13 1 year ago 2
what episode is at :30 seconds? :)
genevieve1928 1 year ago
@genevieve1928 Episode number 1 of season 6, "Blanche Delivers"
junkabuttafli05 1 year ago
@junkabuttafli05 thank you very much! have a great day!
genevieve1928 1 year ago
@genevieve1928 you too! just saw no one had replied so... I hate it when I ask a question and NO ONE responds... :D
junkabuttafli05 1 year ago
@junkabuttafli05 oh.. i kno! it's quite annoying! and thank you for replying! :)
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Golden Girls is the funniest show ever created! RIP Estelle, Bea, and Rue.
magicguy93 1 year ago
Golden Girls is the funniest show ever created! RIP Estelle, Bea, and Rue.
magicguy93 1 year ago
@magicguy93 i luv the golden girls..
emoismybaby88 1 year ago
Who are you to judge me???
club33az 1 year ago
"We was po"
PMP!!!!!!
StevenTylerIsMyLife 1 year ago
i LOVE sofias face at 5:59 XD LOL!!!
rafaelLEE93 1 year ago
RIP Blanche, Bea, and Estelle. The best show ever.
qwerty20124 1 year ago
I can't stop laughing at the scene when sophia pretended to be blacnches granma!
TEAMEMMETTALLTHEWAY4 1 year ago
" isn't it true you have a drawer full of retirement home brochures and you're just waiting for the first sign of dribble on your mother's chin to lock her away forever ? "
"she's kidding"
your sock drawer Dorothy , the one you know who can't reach ?"
hilarious --- best show ever --- Sophia, Blanche, and Dorothy you willl be deeply missed and are truly loved by all .... the TRUE QUEENS OF COMEDY !"
daveynm 1 year ago
RIP Rue.
kingdyl 1 year ago 2
Blanche: your a slut
billywish 1 year ago 2
"We was PO'!" Hilarious.
mason000 1 year ago
"WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME!"
"LOOKS LIKE MY LITTLE MAGNOLIA JUS TURNED INTO A BIG HOE!" LMFAOO!
R.I.P ESTELLE, BEA, & RUE!!!
sexyysweetheart17 1 year ago
R.I.P Estelle, Bea & Rue!!
xmisskate1990x 1 year ago 3
7:15 lmfao!!!! i can't breathe hahahahaha her face is just so fucking hilarious
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MrPrettyBoyLeo 1 year ago
"well mercy me...looks like my little magnolia just turned into a big 'ho"....CLASSIC! I love Estelle! R.I.P Estelle and Bea!
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Isn´t it a fact that you have a drawer full of retirement home broshures and you´re yust waiting for the first sign of drabbel on your mothers chin to lock her away forever? Hahaha...I LOVE IT!!!
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Isn´t it a fact that you have a drawer full of retirement home broshures and you´re yust waiting for the first sign of drabbel on your mothers chin to lock her away forever? Hahaha...I LOVE IT!!!
66Cherubin 1 year ago 4
8:23
MsEverMe 1 year ago
who are you to JUDGE ME???
i love dorothy! <3
and i love the paper-bird-story xDDD
MsEverMe 1 year ago 38
hahaha "Blanche cut it out im tryna get some sleep"
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littledarling09 1 year ago
My favorite is when Sophia has the cheesecake fed to her or when she knocks on the wall to tell Blanche to be quiet because Rebecca is in labor. Her face in that episode is funny too when she accuses Rebecca of cracking walnuts for a living.
lisababy85 1 year ago 6
"i spit on you!"
xDDD
MsEverMe 1 year ago
" I go into my room and have some pretend time okay?" LOL!!!!!
po8t 1 year ago 3
@po8t that whole scene had me rolling
miamivicepastels83 1 year ago
Ladies and Gentlemen - Roy Orbison *lmao*
puppibonnie 2 years ago 4
"once whe she was fifteen i caught her under a pile of hillbillies"..."well, mercy me. looks like my little magnolia turned into a big hoe"
hrrypotterfrk07 2 years ago 6
"We was po'"
KHolyoak 2 years ago 135
@KHolyoak what does this expression means?
rojurand 1 year ago
@KHolyoak FUNNY AS SHYT
Brittisdashit 1 year ago
@KHolyoak lol i love that part
mzgigglez1992 1 year ago
*Blanche, you're a slut* lol
TashaRichardsonFan 2 years ago 7
sold! ...for four dollars!
xD
SalveAmicae 2 years ago 2
1:26-1:34 LMAO!
aprilzitro 2 years ago 2
I spit on you! Unless of course the sister would like to spit on you first!
pinkpuma24 2 years ago 5
"Blanche, you're a slut."
X's
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ScarlettMaeDuBois 2 years ago
Wtf?
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scuzzbuzzproductions 2 years ago
A funny one. They were all so good on this show.
empressoffrance 2 years ago 2
It's one of the best shows ever.
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scuzzbuzzproductions 2 years ago
"Blanche, cut it out, I'm tryna get some sleep!"
"And I didn't disappoint you?"
"A little"
OMG LOL
wonderm93 2 years ago 3
''we was po''
''we sho do''
classic
thegoochieguy 2 years ago 8
"id do anything for doug, and hed bend over backwrds for me!!!" hahahahahahaha :) "Blanche, we're getting married" "well thats impossible clayton brothers cant marry sisters!!"
Season 6 is by far the funniest!!!!!!!!
Antoher quote not in hre was episode "Zborn Again" when Dorothy says "i swear i thought i grabbed the parking brake" Rose.."well thats good dorothy safety 1st" LMFAO!!!
cubsbaby86 2 years ago 7
0:39 is a riot..!!
Gaetano0926 2 years ago 2
Great editing job.!!
Gaetano0926 2 years ago
i've had the worst day, and TGG always makes me smile. Everything's okay when i'm watching this :p
bmdgirl94 2 years ago 8
This is my favorite show!
LoveSenseDimension 2 years ago 2
Blanche you are a slut, lol
empressoffrance 2 years ago 2
"We was PO'!"
TGTSTS 2 years ago 6
"we sho do"
rimbaud521 2 years ago 6
How DOES a paper bird die?
bernsy2009 2 years ago 4
WE WAS PO'
BookMello 2 years ago 6
3:40 omg I love Sophia!!
buckeyebabe14 2 years ago 2
5:54
...i nearly died of laughter!!!
lizerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2 years ago 5
"well mercyy me! looks like my little magnolia just turned into a big ho!"
hahahaha i love sophiaa <3
lizerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2 years ago
we was po! lmao classic...
sundei28 2 years ago
Good compilation but you let out my absolute FAVORITE line from this season - Dorothy interrupting Sophia (who is about to insult her again) with "One word out of you and I cut off your supply of Metamucil." LOL!
Superbook4Eva 2 years ago 8
Definately the best season other than season 1
jakethebassman100 2 years ago
lol
"blanche cut it out, im trying to sleep!" lmao wow...RIP Estelle Getty all of the childhood laughs!
WhoIzDeejayYoung 2 years ago 5
Oh, yikes!
apokryltaros 2 years ago
You're Videos ROCK!
darreyl102 2 years ago 3
"When one moring I find it dead"
kingplayer14 2 years ago 3
lmaooo..that paper bird story was hillarious!!!
lizerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2 years ago 3
"We Was Po" "We Sho do" LOL!
dacatholicbandorgan 2 years ago 29
why would a mother lie? lol
mgordan123 2 years ago 2
This is Rose Nylund, sigining off in a sad, sad situation...
CF1975 2 years ago 2
Who are you to judge me!!
irocklove14 2 years ago 3
What's the name of the episode where Sophia is telling the story of Dorothy's Junior Prom at 2:21?
littledarling09 2 years ago