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  • I found this hilarious. Nice.

  • That was genius.

  • so instead of blue screen of death on the windows?? mac has grey screen of death?? well wow.. nice MAC YOU CHANGED THE COLOR.. that's so high tech man!

  • @noobinstarcraft2 Grey screen of death? Did you just pull that out of your ass? This video was meant to be a joke and you're over here trying to start a war. 

  • @GessekaiMoon well i have seen dousin of peoples on iphones, macs and ipads that get insane freezes and it stops.. you cant even turn it off.. and then it comes up a grey screen.. my driver teacher also had an iphone.. he couldn't use it before a day.. cause it had freezed and it didn't turn off or restarted.. so its bullshit that they don't got these issues.. myself i never got a blue screen i had 9 years now, i also got a comp for 4 years no issues ever.. apple is ok, mac sucks. the end.

  • If computers suck, then why are you using one?

  • Mac is not a computer

  • @jayquan15ify I'm using a Mac right now... I'm pretty sure it's a computer...

  • @NeonLunarEclipse Mac is not a computer

  • @jayquan15ify Wtf... Saying a Mac isn't a computer is like saying your dick isn't a dick. EXACTLY. MAC WAS THE FIRST SUCCESSFUL SELLING COMPUTER.

  • @NeonLunarEclipse Mac is not a computer. I can keep saying this all day

  • @jayquan15ify Doesn't mean you're right. Just means you're stubborn and in denial.

  • @GessekaiMoon Says the one whe replyed to me tryin to start an agrument.

  • @jayquan15ify If I were trying to start an argument with you, then I would have said "No you're wrong and here's why.." ect.

  • @GessekaiMoon You replyed to me with a negative comment , therefore you tryed to start an agrument. It's called commen sense dude.

  • @NeonLunarEclipse what the hell kind of anology is that?

  • @NeonLunarEclipse Yea the first... I mean unless you count the commodore, IBM, the UNIVACI, and countless others. And I mean, I guess you can leave out the first computer built for personal use (the Simon). Yeah, Mac was the first successful computer.

  • Lol finally a video that gets it.

  • Linux ftw

  • just because a computer does not have a crash screen does not mean it does not crash or freeze, at least pc's had the decency to let their users know when their computer failed so they could do something about it instead of being sneaky and manipulative

  • @thajoka123 mac has kernal panic which is basically a GSOD (grey screen of death)

  • ha ha lol! love it! :D

  • im running linux ubuntu 11.10

  • U get Blue screen realy rarely unlike Mac's whit that loading 24/7

  • Operating System dont give me Crap but people do ^_^

    Computer's Rock

  • Wait, If this video was posted on Dec 3,2007, how did this guy know about Steve Job's death in 2011?

  • @youngindy1 you can change the discribtion as often as you want

  • @youngindy1 dude -.- you can edit your description >_<

  • @youngindy1 you can change the description of your videos at anytime

  • @youngindy1 I think you're a genius.

  • @youngindy1 You can update the description ya dingus lol

  • @youngindy1 He changed the description after his death.

  • @youngindy1 u can edit descriptions all the ideots who thumbs up this

  • @youngindy1 Description editing.

  • @youngindy1 He May have Revised his Discription AFTER the death of Jobs ;-)

  • @youngindy1 you can edit the description

  • @youngindy1

    ur fuken retarded they could still edit it .... fuken moron

  • @youngindy1

    You can edit the description anytime you want lol

  • @youngindy1 they use the Steve's time machine

    you don't want to talk bad about them..

  • @youngindy1 u fuckin idiot

  • @buffalo827 HAHAHA! XD

    

  • @youngindy1 You can change the description of a video... Nice try though lol

  • @youngindy1 I can explain that:

    Aliens. And a bit of Time Travel. Have you met my friend The Doctor?

  • @youngindy1 sorry, your an idiot.

  • @youngindy1 Lol...Dude you can edit your description anytime. XD

  • @youngindy1  time travel

  • bullshit the mac would never freez

    

  • @Gameplayer996 Yeah they would thats a lie.

  • В точку! Я работаю и на МАК и на ПиСи что то что другое - дерьмо!!!

  • Computers suck...yet he made this video on a computer...

    Ignorant too much,I suppose?

  • what a fuck

    

  • I use Mac AND Windows and I have to say... the Mac one is more than true

  • @VC, wow. Way to backpedal after the death of a great man. (Months ago, I know. Still.)

    How can you claim that you're making a joke about tech, then try to claim you're NOT insulting one of it's pioneers, simply because he died? Do you really think people are too dumb to realize that you're a semi-remorseful douchebag who makes negative vids using the very tools he claims to be "parodying?"

    Seriously, we're all a lot smarter than you give us credit for. Jerk.

  • Fuck off you I work as the senior vice iOS designer

  • @2002kody You work as the Senior Vice iOS designer?

    Make it less shitty and learn how to code.

    And, oh yeah, I'm the president of Mexico.

  • Yeah, take that MAC. You suck balls.

  • MAC CRASHED FIRST

  • :D

    

  • The blue screen of death is related to your available memory. If too much memory is used and swaps occur you get the bsod. Why would this be windows fault?

  • @uitham

    Not always. Bluescreens can pop up for anything from faulty RAM modules to overclocking discrepancies. 

  • @uitham I got bsod when my graphics card broke?

  • im a xp USER and i never got even close TO A BLUE SCREEEEN hahahahah TAKE THAT APPLE

  • @yannpip im a apple USER and i never got even close TO A KERNAL ERROR hahahahah TAKE THAT xp

  • 0:20 aint that the truth

  • Who would you hire? The douchebag or the professionally dressed man?

  • @Trashcansam123 Who would you hire? A faggot wearing a suit for no apparent reason, and being uncomfortable while addressing live events about media? Lol go back to school.

  • i vote for apple. Who do you vote for?

  • funny thing is that Steve Jobs and Dennis Ritchie died in the same month and nobody ever give a fuck about Dennis Ritchie death... He deserved so much more respect than Jobs or Gates

    RIP Dennis Ritchie 1941-2011, you were the greatest of your time and you will be missed! Thank you for all your work and dedication to computer programming language

  • What most people dont understand about the mac and microsoft relationship is that apple was going bankrupt and steve jobs went to bill gates looking for money to launch the IPOD, which bill gates funded. W/O microsoft (bill gates) apple wouldve went bankrupt and would have ceased to exist.

  • I don't get it

  • your mother sucks

  • U suck don't dis mac

  • Moral of the story. Go outside and play

  • Teenager Windows: Dad, I have to tell you something...

    Dad Windows:yes, son?

    Teenager Windows: Dad, I'm...I'm HomoOperational.

    Dad Windows: Oh son, it doesn't matter, I still love you. Who do you love?

    Teenager Windows: Android 1.6...

    Dad Windows: WINDOWS FAILS TO BOOT/////..FATAL SYSTEM ERROR././//HPQ

    OhNoINeverKissedAnXpOrAVista!!­! command shelves closing///Goodbye dear user....

    010101111010000101000000000000­00000ooooooooooooo............­.poof.

  • yeah!! sometimes when i'm doing a few things in my mac like videochatting, doing a movie, photoshopping my pics, playing and downloading a few programs, my MAC can be reheated for a few seconds :)

  • lol

  • "Meant as a jab at technology as a whole."? Lol, poor Linux. Maybe it's a better operating system but the world may never know.

  • @MildlyColdNinja More you resist more fun to penetrate you. Android already penetrate your mobiles. Those who know, know. Linux FTW!

  • Thats the kid from dodgeball wow he's cool

  • computer sucks? why you got one?

  • You know, Microsoft and Apple love this "Mac vs PC" fanboy fight, because people try to make other people buy a certain thing. And even though you think it doesn't have any effect on you, it does have effect. Like commercials, you may think something like "stupid commercial, like I'm ever going to buy that...", yet you can perfectly remember some commercials and their background music. Microsoft and Apple WANT to keep this fight alive because of that.

  • @linkinscooter

    True. Yet the really creepy thing is: Although one knows about the effects of such commercials one still falls victim to it.

  • Oh snap blue screen?? No worries ill just enter DOS. Mac? Dang son, looks like your gunna have to send er back. 

  • Haha it made me laugh :)

  • can't remember the last time I saw a BSOD.

  • LOL.

  • poor mac and pc

  • Was that fucking Justin Long?!

  • the windows was better by a few seconds

  • @Jbradley1125 except the windows will need a restart now, whereas the mac will unfreeze in a second or two :D

  • @evilbobsta

    Windows 7 doesn't freeze.  OSX does (Source: CNET - Snow Leopard vs. Windows 7 head to head)

  • @MaestroDraven wow idk what type of osx ur using but BOTH 7 and osx do freeze and dont freze it all depends on what your running it on -_-

  • @bruce842659

    Not according to CNET. Apparently the spinning beach ball is a rather common occurrence that they couldn't seem to shake during their entire benchmarking test.

  • @MaestroDraven ok so idk what cnet tested it on... probably a normal mac.. but i have snow leopard (recently updated to lion) on my alienware m11x R2 and ive never had that problem before and its a hackintosh O.o im guess my laptop is more stable then their normal mac (it is modified though to be compatible with the osx) i havent really used apple pcs.. (os) other then snow and lion so i wouldnt know how the older version came out but snow and lion work fine for me

  • @bruce842659

    They tested it on the 27" iMac, the 2011 edition. And last I checked, Alienware's hardware configs are incompatible with OSX from an osx86 standpoint, so you must be running it on parallels.

  • @MaestroDraven uhmm then its just strange that it would freze up ... but like i said i dont normally like macs i like hackintosh better cause i can mix and match the parts.. to be fair i did chanve the wifi card and modded some drivers for it to be working like it is now.. it was a pain to get it to work though since like you said not fully compatable at first but try and try again and it works fine no freezes or nothing

  • AWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEAAAAAAH

  • Blue screen of death? What the hell are you running Win95? Jesus christ

  • @RectalDiscourse the blue screen of death is in Vista and 7 BTW...

  • @RectalDiscourse still happens on windows 7 (from experience)

  • @togawe Why? I have runed Photoshop, Ilustrator, Flash, Firefox (usually using like 6 tabs), msn and wmp while downloading tons of videos, and it never happend to me in 4 years

  • @togawe BSOD is a hardware failure, windows goes into the blue screen to protect system files which is a good thing. The beach ball is a OS failure so u lose.

  • @RectalDiscourse Blue Screen stil exists

  • @RectalDiscourse I beg to differ, I had a Sony Vaio (a 2010 model) with Windows 7, core i3, so it was a pretty good computer, but after using it for about 8 months, it got the blue screen of death, and every time i kept on restarting it, it kept on popping up so i couldnt access it.

  • @NICKMProductions Maybe because you know nothing about computers?

    I get a Blue Screen Of Death every 5 months. I heard Macs get them all the time.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER Wtf? I just said that my vaio got the blue screen of death and your saying I dont know anything about computers? Plus Mac's don't get the blue screen of death so YOU clearly know nothing about computers.

  • @NICKMProductions No you idiot, I was trying to say that you probably caused the BSoD because you know nothing about computers and messed about.

    I can build my own PC, and I work in the I.T industry. Macs get the Rainbow Wheel.

    Seriously, research your facts. And don't mess about with computers if you know nothing.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER Well I got the blue screen of death out of nowhere, I just turned on my laptop and there it was, and I do know quite a lot about computers, you're just trying to be a smart ass.

    That rainbow wheel is not the same as the blue screen of death lol That wheel means that for some reason it takes longer for an application to run/continue running. and on my Mac if I do get it it only lasts for like 10 seconds. Get ur facts right if you truly work at the IT industry.

  • @NICKMProductions Yet sometimes the rainbow wheel just won't disappear.

  • @generischernutzer Well ive had a Mac for quite a while, and I never really had a problem with it, i only get it like once every week or couple of weeks.

  • @NICKMProductions I already know these basic things? I know why the Rainbow Wheel occurs. A application hangs. Most Macs get an infinite loop of it sadly. An EXE file is more advanced. Which is coded in C++. I'm a programmer, I work with a small team. I'm a senior programmer. The reason why you got the BSoD is because you turned off your PC when the OS was still accessing a file. Thank god for Win7's "Applications still running" feature. Or your Hard Drive failed. Most Mac users are illiterate.

  • @NICKMProductions I already know these basic things? I know why the Rainbow Wheel occurs. A application hangs. Most Macs get an infinite loop of it sadly. An EXE file is more advanced. Which is coded in C++. I'm a programmer, I work with a small team. I'm a senior programmer. The reason why you got the BSoD is because you turned off your PC when the OS was still accessing a file. Thank god for Win7's "Applications still running" feature. Or your Hard Drive failed. Most Mac users are illiterate.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER One can get a BSoD without messing with his software/hardware. Just like one can get a nice little kernel panic and/or beach ball of death without messing around with his Mac. Unexpected errors within the vast complexity of today's technology just occur.

  • @generischernutzer Yes, but it always has a reason. CMOS battery failure, applications still running after shut down and much more. Every BSoD has an explanation. But technically, you're kind of right. Just pray your hard drive doesn't fail.

  • @CLICKMEYOULOSER Of course it has a reason, but there's a myriad of possible reasons and not all of them require user errors — I think we agree on that one.

  • @RectalDiscourse Come on, That's The Reason i got onto Microsoft

  • if you hate them, how did you upload this

  • not technology that's the problem lies between the keyboard and chair. manuals have a purpose that people ignore.

  • OMG HOW DID U GET THE LINUX COMMERICIAL!

  • @ThatWeirdKidYouKnow

    Funny. You have probably never used Linux in your life.

  • @QVSL Linux is the operating system used on the top 50 most powerful computers in the world... Number 1 has 1.4million GB of RAM and 702,000 cores! :O

  • @evilbobsta

    I think I just had a nerdgasm. Haha

  • PC lasts long that apple waaaay

  • at least PC tells you what's wrong with him

  • @itsPhucK SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ever think I wasn't trying to spell it that way asshole look at your username itsPhuck what the FUCK oh I understand it's couse if you spelled it the right way Mommy would ban you from you account or nerds like you just can't spell maybe you name should be assPhuck from now on hahahahahahahaha nerdy faggot

  • Hehe. I'm Using My Pineapple Phone Making This Comment. Lol.

  • Only gotten a BSOD ONCE, which I admit was my fault but was easy to fix.

  • I have never gotten a BSoD.

    Meanwhile, the Macs at school crash whenever I launch Safari.

  • check out my mac vs pc parody's :D

  • this guy mac plays in die hard 4.0

  • @xScarletshardx ...except the whole windows platform, which was stolen from early macintosh. One of Jobs first projects out of college.

  • @stevedbutler1990 Well considering that the entire Windows platform was and is rooted in DOS. If you're referring to the GUI that Apple bought from Xerox, even the courts settled that not only are the different enough legally, but from no standpoint are the similar. And Macintosh wasn't Jobs project, it was Steve Wozniak's project while they were still in college. Jobs was a good salesman, but knew virtually nothing about computers

  • @wilhamlin

    DOS has not been a part of Windows since XP, my friend. What you're seeing is nothing more than a wrapper of some sort. The architecture behind DOS is night and day compared to an NTFS environment.

  • @stevedbutler1990

    DOS and the original Xerox GUI were completely different, and in no way related in any way, shape or form. You're spouting nonsense.

  • *Facepalm* why is it that no one understands A: Steve Jobs never wrote a single piece of code in his whole life. He was the idiot who conned people into getting their products. B: Almost every thing Apple "Invented" was usually stolen from Microsoft.

  • Wait... this video was upload on December 3, 2007 and the description says "RIP Steve Jobs 1955-2011, how does he/she know?

  • @laurie2000tennis You can edit the video description at anytime you want.

  • @laurie2000tennis Possibly added after Steve Jobs death? Good spot tho! :)

  • Way to put it.

  • its funny because its true

  • Consumers r brainwashed by the brands they represent & sometimes dont fully know what they r talking about. Most of these ppl like apple. 4 exp. my dad was saying how much better MACs are in an apple store. Subject came to movie editing and my dad tried to prove me wrong by asking an apple sales rep which was better: SVegas or FCPro. Of coarse he said FCP. I know which is better because I've used both. SV>FCP. My school has FCP7 and it is crap. $100s on software I can do on movie maker, LAME!

  • @nVtheWolF

    Final Cut Pro X has received a horrible reception by the Mac community, and has caused many of them to migrate to far superior products: Adobe Premiere Pro and Avid.

  • I find funny how many PC fans say a lot of false crap about Mac's when they never even had one. Ive got both a Mac and a PC, I mainly use my Mac for fast internet browsing, video editing, programming etc. and I use my PC mainly for gaming.

    So in my opinion both Mac's and PC's are good computers. Choose whichever one you want and keep your negative comments to yourself.

  • @NICKMProductions

    You might very well be right, but the difference lies in cost effectiveness and overall peak potential, both of which the Mac fails at. For those prices, I expect a quantum leap in performance. The results are in. Macs aren't nearly as fast as their PC counterparts, and you're paying a lunatic's premium for that substandard performance. The rule of thumb is that anything you can do on a Mac, you can do on a PC. The reverse is not true.

  • @NICKMProductions I find it amusing that your three example mac activities can be done just as well and easily on Windows. Two of them are so silly to associate that I'd be inclined to call you a fool. The only benefit a Mac has over Windows is simplicity for the technologically illiterate. That doesnt mean it's inferior at the capabilities shared, but it does lack A LOT of capabilities that Windows has. There are so many useful Windows only tools.

  • @NICKMProductions I have to agree with you on that

  • @NICKMProductions Best Comment Ever!

  • @milander007 i can tell you like to suck balls and yourself i bet you have to wank yourself with tweezers haha you suck just to much you have to suck your neighbors to get money to try and afford apples awesomeness or anything by the way hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @Appledefener A tip: Trolling requires simplicity and cleverness. You have neither.

  • @Appledefener maybe you should go to school kid. Can't even spell defender? Great job fanboy. Shows how intelligent the mac users are.

  • @wilhamlin dude you just mad cuz you cant afford apples awsomeness steve was the visionary behind apple and frankly i dont give a flying fuck about dennis whoever probly only you have ever heard of him and all the fags who dont like apple

  • @Appledefener

    1/10 troll comment

    You really shouldn't include apple fanboyness with trolliness in one comment. It's like cheese on peaches.

  • viva linux

  • PCs ARE FOR POOR PEOPLE!

  • @dungeonsandtrolls

    and mac are for stupid people

  • @oziid Says the guy that doesn't pluralize nouns.

  • @dungeonsandtrolls ... with an equivalent config, alienware vs mac : mac cost near 1000 dollars more, and with a mac ... you can make an picture album, or organise your song .... yeah !!!!!!

    with a PC you can make an album to, but also you can play video games, use lot of software, when they arn't compatible with mac ... sorry but with a mac, you can do nothing, it's look like a fucking anal fuck ! you spend 2000 dollars tu do nothing !! ^^ i just say : continu ;) looser !

  • Hi I'm a hammer

  • I think I hear some back sound from the real ads

  • And I'm Linux

  • @domdomdom1993 me too, Linux FTW

  • HA! 

  • LOL.

  • yeah, computers suck, and I made this video using a banana.

  • @Gabriel23476 an apple actually.

  • @JeremyMess Apple is a PC what is it an INTEL blah blah x86 now OMG ITS FUCKING PC FORMAT OH NOEsssss

  • That was funny as hell!

  • computers suck.. which is why you made this video on a computer. ok..

  • ROFL

  • I want them to start doing Xbox 360 and PS3. XD

  • I just bought a iMac n have been a windows user my whole life...there both great...but the mac is is much more solid and error free..I've never had any force shutdowns or force close windows...also macs are super premium pc’s

  • @Macdude51

    No, they aren't. The term "super premium" may apply only to price, but not to value or horsepower. Macs are still utilizing older technology and mid-range components, but curiously enough, they just upped their prices again. Why? Christmas. Apple wants to maximize their profits as much as possible while minimizing costs, which is why Macs are still 16 months behind on current-gen PC technology.

  • PC + arrogance = MAC