I think I need to join your operation. Especially since my school has a gym and we're allowed to get into one pool for free if we show our student ID.
I would like to take the don not flirt tip to the next level and just say DO NOT have sexual interaction of any sort in the pool. I am a lifeguard and yes I have had to deal with such things...
I feel like i just been told off and i dont go swimming o.O. And yet i found it funny and amusing. Think i know why my perants had a hard time with me now
This is quite honestly the first time I learned that there are people who actually use lanes in public pools. I used to take swimming lessons as a child and whenever there are a lot of other people in the pool, our instructor just tells us to swim around them because, as he says, "It's a public pool, they paid for access to it so they can do whatever they want". And, well, I do enjoy a good mindless splash around the pool myself. Pools around here don't have a separate area for that so..
i swim on my school's highschool team but we don't have an indoor pool at our school, so we have to do individual practices at the YMC at least 3 times a week. I hate being there alone at like 6 PM when all the hairy old men come... I also hate going on saturdays when all the little kids take over everything. good to know someone shares my pain ^^
I go swimming a lot and I can honestly tell you that these things don't get any better or any more tolerable. Some people just don't seem to understand how to swim...in a public pool...with OTHER PEOPLE! Seriously, I feel your pain, I really do. Lol!
@Ca11meron well I'm from California and we pronounce it layngth. there's almost a "k" sound in there too with the "ng" so it's like lay-ng-k-th. I love learning how other people pronounce things! it's so interesting how we start with the same spelling and end up with completely different pronunciations :)
In my pool, there are no lanes what so ever meaning that people close in on you. I tried moving closer to the wall but that didn't help because it meant you scraped your body against the wall. And, who in there right mind thinks it's a good idea to swim breadth ways when everyone else is swimming length ways!!!!!
A little swimming tip: learn to swim Butterfly, an excellent stroke designed not only as a punishment but also as a highly effective way of clearing idiots from lanes
I can't do operation don't be a lazy fucker because point number one is already too taxing. In my room I can count 54 empty beer bottles, one full one, 6 mugs (one broken), 9 glasses and 14 empty beer cans. Sigh counting those was a depressing activity.
Where I go swimming, there are two lanes for racers and one wider area for all the others. I'm a fast breastswimmer, so I have to go around the old ladies (that's ok), those sitting there and talking and those swimming side by side (THREE of them), talking. Really? I think I have to learn to swim really fast to be able to swim in the lanes ...
Hahahaha, damn, you are pissed off. Try this way: swim up to the cunts and ask them nicely to move to the general splashing about area, bearing in mind they are not too bright& social. Hide flickers in your eyes that reveal the horrors you wish on them. The winking kicking guy is a different story altogether, wait for him in the shallow end, make sure the people learning to flail are still there, when he's underwater, hit him on the head as hard as you can, gracefully glide away. Repeat.
Thank goodness I live in America, where there are gyms with pools on every other street, and they're all half empty because everyone is at the McDonalds next door.
Totally know where you are coming from there. There was these girls at the pool that I went to back in the day and every time they would not only stand in the middle of the lane, but continually cross over in to other lanes and not only annoy me, but annoy other people aswell!
At my local pool (in New Zealand) They shut down the whole pool to the public at certain times and only lane swimmers are allowed in. And i'm usually the only one who turns up at those times so i get the pool all to myself almost every time i go.
Dunno if it's the wet hair, the black nails or the lighting (specifically the shadows), but you look very dark witchy today, kinda like Morgana in BBC's Merlin or Bo in Lost Girl, and by that I mean demonically beautiful!!
Yeah... See, at our local pool, if you do that, the life guards tell you to get out. I know this because when I was like, 12, and wasn't actually aware that the lanes were for proper swimming, I got asked to leave the lanes and go to the general area - even though there was no one in the lanes at the time. I think, if there WERE people in the lanes, I wouldn't have even gone there in the first place - I like to believe that even then, I was more intelligent than that XD
I was basically going "THIS! I AGREE WITH THIS!" the entire video.
Another swimming etiquette point: if you're practising your sprints in preparation for your Olympic 50-meter freestyle dash or whatever, what what WHAT are you doing in the medium lane!?
I get that in pools too. It's always elderly women sitting at the end gossiping about nothing. And they think by doing this it counts as 'exercise". No. It doesn't.
o man you're gorgeous! so did you go over and tell them to move? I totally would coz I don't let idiots ruin things for everybody. Winkers are wankers.. xD
Lex you need to upgrade... I think once you get to the point that these things start to bother you, you need to change your lane... even people in on the other side of the world are like that (Canada)!
So true. I'm not a good swimmer myself, but I still get pissed off when people do this. Especially standing in the middle! Oh my god. It takes like a minute to find a way to swim around them!
Men statistically (true story) find that a simple gesture of kindness is equivalent to flirtation. For example, "The total will be $20.99. Thank you, have a good day, sir." This seemingly normal response to a monetary transaction leads to this, "Dude, she wants my dick. I know! I KNOW! She was all up and down my body with them eyes. My dick. MY DICK SHE WANTS IT."
Now that you know, you cannot unsee.
Seriously, your gonna catch yourself now, or you will witness this.
Also guys dont put on goggles and go underwater, facing directly towards us, we know what you're doing. If you do this i shall kick you in the head and it wont be because im attracted to you. -.-
I feel your pain, just curiosity, looks like you just got out of the pool , please tell me that you did not wear that bra with that swimsuit in the pool???
i hate it when the people get into the pool and get on the side on the pool so you cant even get out of the pool and if you try to swim you need like 10 minutes to get out of the pool
Lane, became a very very funny word after the sixth time...
I admire your 'don't be a lazy fucker'-attitude, but maybe you shouldn't do it in public places. You know, like running in a park at three in the morning, no people, no problem!
Aaannd that is why I am not joining my swimming club this year. Twice a week after school all summer? I don't think so. I plan on going in on the weekends and swimming my self with no whiteboard to tell me what to do and I can tell people to get out of the way as much as I like without a coach telling me off. :)
This is almost word for word what I was saying after swimming on friday. Except for me it was just some randomer giving her friend lessons. It was actual instructors who decided not to use the lane that was closed off for lessons and to have their small fat children swimming across the middle of the lanes. it was not fun
At my local swimming pool we have a "walking lane" for people who wish to walk up and down the swimming pool. That's all good and everything but I was trying to swim in the medium lane and some lady was just walking up and down the centre of the lane repeatedly. Every time I passed her she would mutter about "today's youth".
Haha I've been playing water polo/swimming for 10 years now. people are indeed fucking retarded in public pools. it's a hard life. lol just tell people off, maybe try to be nice about it while also being intimidating and assertive too. haha I'm also a lifeguard, so I guess I've had some practice... Hope the rest of your swimming experiences are more enjoyable that this one. :P
It's even worse when you have little kids running round. My friends and I were in the pool, and these boys about 10 years old came and started splashing us and they wouldn't go away until the lifeguard actually came up and told them to stop, and even then they still didn't leave us alone.
1) i don't swim but i'm sure all your points are perfectly valid. they certainly sound like common sense. 2) THANKYOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT AT THE END. i genuinely though my headphones were broken.
Omfg when i swim i'm always thinking this shit! Also don't wear a designer bikini if you're going to swim laps and try to fill the lanes with the least people. it's common sense!!
This is a hilarious rant because it's so true! Haha, I completely understand. I'm sorry your gym experience sucked today.=( Here's to ***holes not messing up our plans to get in shape! This is why I just ordered 2 exercise DVDs on Amazon.
I hate lanes, they're too constrictive, so I never use them, if I really wanted to do the lanes, I would usually just do it in the general area, right beside the lanes. :P
Thank God I'm not the only one who gets pissed of about these things! You didn't mention slow people who swim in the fast lane (but if you swim in the slow lane that probably doesn't bother you) or old men who wear flesh coloured baggy speedos (there are a number of them at my local pool). Most bases were covered so well done
There’s always a bunch of stupid kids that swim into my lane, and then start crying when I accidentally hit them in the face while doing backstroke. I then have to pretend that I care about the bratty little kid and everyone gives me dirty looks. I just want to swim in my lane! Is this so much to ask?!
I have swimming for gym class, every. single. day. First hour. It's a little torturous. Especially since, you know, it's supposed to be /actual/ swimming class, and I'm the only one who can swim apparently. It's an all guys class, and something about that much testosterone in a single place makes things like common sense die. So I can completely sympathize with you, and I'm greatly sorry.
I've always found that drowning them works. Just hide the bodies.
I've been swimming for most of my life and I couldn't agree more. I hate it where there are little kids who "race," then just end up almost drowning eachother when they grab on to one another trying to get ahead.
I think your forehead is fine! Never have I noticed it, and I've been watching you for a long while.
Also, my gym predicament, is when people go on my FAVORITE machine, and continuously lift about 10 lbs for thirty minutes, and this is a machine that you should be doing 30-75 lbs, depending on the person! I hate people.....
kicking girls in the head doesn't make them attracted to you?!? oh geez, I've been going about this all wrong!
cockneyize 4 days ago
I think I need to join your operation. Especially since my school has a gym and we're allowed to get into one pool for free if we show our student ID.
otakubabe555 5 days ago
Yeah.. umm.. sorry about all that kicking and winking. I had some er.. water in my eye.
TheHolySpirit 6 days ago
I.....You.....But......
Well it would seem you addressed all my questions.
ClancyNimbus 1 week ago 2
I would like to take the don not flirt tip to the next level and just say DO NOT have sexual interaction of any sort in the pool. I am a lifeguard and yes I have had to deal with such things...
ThroughRandomWords 1 week ago
I feel like i just been told off and i dont go swimming o.O. And yet i found it funny and amusing. Think i know why my perants had a hard time with me now
mikesherps 2 weeks ago
Hilarious. Kicking girls in the head :')
MissTwilightHater 1 month ago
Thumbs Up if you thought your headphones were broken!
TheEmzBemz 1 month ago 2
I HAVE A BIG FOREHEAD :D also I was confused about my headphones..
CloudOfBefuddlement 1 month ago
You do not have big forehead where has that nonsense come from
MrIntelligento 1 month ago
This is quite honestly the first time I learned that there are people who actually use lanes in public pools. I used to take swimming lessons as a child and whenever there are a lot of other people in the pool, our instructor just tells us to swim around them because, as he says, "It's a public pool, they paid for access to it so they can do whatever they want". And, well, I do enjoy a good mindless splash around the pool myself. Pools around here don't have a separate area for that so..
lillypod21 1 month ago
i swim on my school's highschool team but we don't have an indoor pool at our school, so we have to do individual practices at the YMC at least 3 times a week. I hate being there alone at like 6 PM when all the hairy old men come... I also hate going on saturdays when all the little kids take over everything. good to know someone shares my pain ^^
lucylu21ful 2 months ago
I swam nationally for England in October and some people in the heats could not swim, so it just goes to prove people are idiots. Or some shit.
I also have a big forehead! :D not alone
LemonLucy136 2 months ago
I go swimming a lot and I can honestly tell you that these things don't get any better or any more tolerable. Some people just don't seem to understand how to swim...in a public pool...with OTHER PEOPLE! Seriously, I feel your pain, I really do. Lol!
asboundlessasthesea 2 months ago
@BrilsTheFinestCheese well how else do you pronounce length? i was genuinely under the impression that everyone pronounced it that way
Ca11meron 2 months ago
@Ca11meron well I'm from California and we pronounce it layngth. there's almost a "k" sound in there too with the "ng" so it's like lay-ng-k-th. I love learning how other people pronounce things! it's so interesting how we start with the same spelling and end up with completely different pronunciations :)
BriIsTheFinestCheese 1 month ago
In my pool, there are no lanes what so ever meaning that people close in on you. I tried moving closer to the wall but that didn't help because it meant you scraped your body against the wall. And, who in there right mind thinks it's a good idea to swim breadth ways when everyone else is swimming length ways!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Chetsama 2 months ago
this so can be applied to walking out in public streets
Lola6041 2 months ago 5
"Kicking women in the head does not make them attracted to you." Life quotes by Lex.
flowersalsolive 2 months ago in playlist More videos from tyrannosauruslexxx
A little swimming tip: learn to swim Butterfly, an excellent stroke designed not only as a punishment but also as a highly effective way of clearing idiots from lanes
2smi 2 months ago
I can't do operation don't be a lazy fucker because point number one is already too taxing. In my room I can count 54 empty beer bottles, one full one, 6 mugs (one broken), 9 glasses and 14 empty beer cans. Sigh counting those was a depressing activity.
Sirproudfeet 2 months ago
Try being a lifeguard and trying to explain this to people politely everyday :(
bogeli03 2 months ago
damn she is so sexy when she is mad
92undo 2 months ago 2
Where I go swimming, there are two lanes for racers and one wider area for all the others. I'm a fast breastswimmer, so I have to go around the old ladies (that's ok), those sitting there and talking and those swimming side by side (THREE of them), talking. Really? I think I have to learn to swim really fast to be able to swim in the lanes ...
freyaspins 3 months ago
i only just realised that the sound was only coming out from one speaker because she mentioned it. i wouldn't have noticed otherwise:)x
gleeistheword 3 months ago
i completely agree!! i used to swim about 4 times a week and got se fed up i dont even bother going once now
cosmiceclaire 3 months ago
I hate it when people are like "you have a large forhead". I think large forheads are beautiful, just saying.
happyrose80 3 months ago
Hahahaha, damn, you are pissed off. Try this way: swim up to the cunts and ask them nicely to move to the general splashing about area, bearing in mind they are not too bright& social. Hide flickers in your eyes that reveal the horrors you wish on them. The winking kicking guy is a different story altogether, wait for him in the shallow end, make sure the people learning to flail are still there, when he's underwater, hit him on the head as hard as you can, gracefully glide away. Repeat.
ArmageddonAfterparty 3 months ago
I go swimming once a week and holy hell do I agree with everything you've just said!
Apart from maybe the being kicked in the head... Seems like a turn on, what can I say?
xxx
SammyHam8 3 months ago
you go girl
get dem feelings out
ps i have a big forehead too, you arent alone
ForgetTheLie 3 months ago
lol "I'm still slow and they're still racist"
IsobelsTeaParty 3 months ago 2
as a swimmer, i know EXACTLY what you are saying.
#story of my life
springy179 3 months ago
Are you on your period?
KioWTF 3 months ago
I love the video though I never even make it into a lane, but love the wet look
rodoh22 3 months ago
haha u are brilliant :')
1aaaabc 3 months ago
are you real?
unistriker 3 months ago
"I'm still slow, and they're still racist"
Ah Lex you amazing person
LouisePleaseMusic 3 months ago 61
This is exactly how I feel at the gym. I barely swim in the pool anymore because everyone else ruins it!
supahfreeak 3 months ago
Kicking girls' heads not working? Damn, I wasted half of my life!
algi80 3 months ago
lennth. O__o
contactpidgyy 3 months ago
I bet she was a yank.
I ABSOLUTELY BET.
ugforthewin 3 months ago
Love how you answered all my questions I was going to ask at the end ^_^
TheDazdaman 3 months ago
Watched this video and immediately clicked subscribe.
lizziethecharmander 3 months ago
hahaha you're amazing!
ravingloonatickk 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
ahhahaha xD
SarahahaProduction 3 months ago
ahhahaha xD
SarahahaProduction 3 months ago
<3 ????
PokemonCleaven 3 months ago
"Bye or whatever" brilliant :)
RaunienTheFirst 3 months ago
haha. I wish people actually swam when they are in a swimmingpool.
VioletPrincess4 3 months ago
dry your hair
BlackBirds93 3 months ago
ha either way this was great, i know some idiots in the pool sometimes. (p.s. i know i have a huge forehead too, yay side bangs)
aquapuddle 3 months ago
... this probably isnt the best time... but ;)
Oblivaddict 3 months ago
"Bye or whatever."
Your videos make my day.
lightningchaser93 3 months ago 2
Thank goodness I live in America, where there are gyms with pools on every other street, and they're all half empty because everyone is at the McDonalds next door.
jellybeanboxing 3 months ago 6
I didn't even notice the speaker thing because my headphones are broken so only the right one works anyway
IAmMogster 3 months ago
oh lex. i do love you.
suuuuuuze 3 months ago
I love you.
Adnarim54 3 months ago
lennth? what is a lennth? lol is that how you say length?
BriIsTheFinestCheese 3 months ago 14
@BriIsTheFinestCheese yep, it's how most British people pronounce length. so. yep.
tyrannosauruslexxx 3 months ago 132
@tyrannosauruslexxx are they not the same thing? :)
bunnyman1996 3 months ago
@tyrannosauruslexxx
Say "plinth" please. :)
ArmageddonAfterparty 3 months ago
@tyrannosauruslexxx that's so interesting! in California we say "layngth"
BriIsTheFinestCheese 1 month ago
@BriIsTheFinestCheese what's the difference.......
VampireBlood96 3 months ago
@BriIsTheFinestCheese What the fuck do you think? Stop asking pointless questions.
SuperWho32 2 months ago
@SuperWho32 whoa calm down. sorry.
BriIsTheFinestCheese 1 month ago
@BriIsTheFinestCheese Why, how do you say length? :S
MissTwilightHater 1 month ago
@MissTwilightHater I'm from California and I say lay-ng-th but there's almost a "k" sound so it's more like "lay-ng-k-th"
BriIsTheFinestCheese 1 month ago
I worked as an indoor lifeguard for three years during high school. I could go on and on about the idiots who came in regularly.
YoNoSeGai 3 months ago
Kicking girls in the head doesn't make them attracted to you...
RebbelReb 3 months ago
Totally know where you are coming from there. There was these girls at the pool that I went to back in the day and every time they would not only stand in the middle of the lane, but continually cross over in to other lanes and not only annoy me, but annoy other people aswell!
People these days
BrokenCalamity 3 months ago
thank god, i thought my speakers where broken
Hugs4Hughs 3 months ago
At my local pool (in New Zealand) They shut down the whole pool to the public at certain times and only lane swimmers are allowed in. And i'm usually the only one who turns up at those times so i get the pool all to myself almost every time i go.
tibees 3 months ago
Dunno if it's the wet hair, the black nails or the lighting (specifically the shadows), but you look very dark witchy today, kinda like Morgana in BBC's Merlin or Bo in Lost Girl, and by that I mean demonically beautiful!!
chaosblad3 3 months ago 2
I feel your pain
benfoldsfans 3 months ago
u mad bro?
ciavarella1292 3 months ago
Ha I thought i was going crazy!
sleepsneeze 3 months ago
i couldn't tell that the sound was different :L ...
FallingNightstarr 3 months ago
oh thank god.....i thought my headphones wern't working.
hezziattubeyou 3 months ago
i fucking love you
onceuponavlog 3 months ago
Im a lifeguard, 8 hours a day is spent watching idiotic swimmers and telling them how to swim. Its like looking after primary school children
COMMANDOBOY987 3 months ago
I hate those people who think they can do whatever they want. THey need to get kicked out of the pool.
Voldey 3 months ago
I. Love. This.
hope you have better luck next time. <3
paniclife4me 3 months ago
Yeah... See, at our local pool, if you do that, the life guards tell you to get out. I know this because when I was like, 12, and wasn't actually aware that the lanes were for proper swimming, I got asked to leave the lanes and go to the general area - even though there was no one in the lanes at the time. I think, if there WERE people in the lanes, I wouldn't have even gone there in the first place - I like to believe that even then, I was more intelligent than that XD
maricimo 3 months ago
see, yet another reason why I think the culling of dickheads should be permitted :)
SweetAsAStrawberry 3 months ago
"Kicking girls in the head doesn't make them attracted to you..."
Damn it, there go my chat up lines.
flyawaybeforeieatyou 3 months ago 135
I love you more each video. :D
Anyality 3 months ago
you should totally make a second channel entitled "lex says don't be a lazy fucker," and just put 100 videos just like this.
bassrocks9 3 months ago 4
Aah you look like Juliette Lewis in Gilbert Grape :D
lilalinchen182 3 months ago
I can totally hear you from both sides. You're just really, really quiet in my right ear.
TheCowFreak 3 months ago
I can hear you from both sides, and it sounds like you're behind me :P
NicolasP200 3 months ago
I was basically going "THIS! I AGREE WITH THIS!" the entire video.
Another swimming etiquette point: if you're practising your sprints in preparation for your Olympic 50-meter freestyle dash or whatever, what what WHAT are you doing in the medium lane!?
metaraptorable 3 months ago
I get that in pools too. It's always elderly women sitting at the end gossiping about nothing. And they think by doing this it counts as 'exercise". No. It doesn't.
oliparkengooglmail 3 months ago 4
I'm pretty sure the dipshit parade is a yearly event held in Sunderland. Not sure, though.
made2commentonskyrim 3 months ago 4
o man you're gorgeous! so did you go over and tell them to move? I totally would coz I don't let idiots ruin things for everybody. Winkers are wankers.. xD
jeaniebaby001 3 months ago
Lex you need to upgrade... I think once you get to the point that these things start to bother you, you need to change your lane... even people in on the other side of the world are like that (Canada)!
John71664 3 months ago
So true. I'm not a good swimmer myself, but I still get pissed off when people do this. Especially standing in the middle! Oh my god. It takes like a minute to find a way to swim around them!
Emishly 3 months ago
I do love you lex
1985SocialClimber 3 months ago 2
"British and polite and reserved..."
grxace 3 months ago
Hahaha the description is basically you being like "I was kinda brisk at the end woops" hahahah
HazzaPistheDocsBFF 3 months ago
1.2.3. brilliant.
0athos0 3 months ago
I'm not the only one who is pissed after these kind of evenings. Yay!
TheMostViciousCrime 3 months ago
Operation 'Don't Be A Lazy Fucker' - great name !
troyboy1179 3 months ago
if you pull your headphone jack halfway out of the hole in the computer it fixes the sound. (someone else told me this haha, but it works)
sportsgirl4eva33 3 months ago
i didn't realise she had a big forehead until she mentioned it....
ILOVEMUSIC97X 3 months ago
Men statistically (true story) find that a simple gesture of kindness is equivalent to flirtation. For example, "The total will be $20.99. Thank you, have a good day, sir." This seemingly normal response to a monetary transaction leads to this, "Dude, she wants my dick. I know! I KNOW! She was all up and down my body with them eyes. My dick. MY DICK SHE WANTS IT."
Now that you know, you cannot unsee.
Seriously, your gonna catch yourself now, or you will witness this.
Shadoweddusk 3 months ago
.....................my parents met at the pool, been married 30 years. I think it works when ye do it right :P
paperhatable 3 months ago
you're bloody awesome
dabigfosse 3 months ago
"i'm still slow and they're still racist"
thatsanicetnettenba 3 months ago
LOL vair true
Zee1198 3 months ago
Also guys dont put on goggles and go underwater, facing directly towards us, we know what you're doing. If you do this i shall kick you in the head and it wont be because im attracted to you. -.-
MegaPixiie 3 months ago
Your forehead isn't that large, I think you looked gorgeous
moi1st93 3 months ago
God finally someone understands i gave up swimming cuz of the boys kicking me came home bruised god curse them
khidlo 3 months ago
"i'm still slow and they're still racist" i spat my drink all over my maths homework.thank you ! :'D
Aoibhsxo 3 months ago
Yes yes and yes. I dont think iv ever totaly agreed with a post before but tust for the sitting about in a lane like a twonk part.... fantastic
duppi101 3 months ago
omg, you're hilarious :'))))
Dylbob206 3 months ago
yeah, i know what you mean..
randomeese 3 months ago
"kicking girls in the head doesn't make them attracted to you"
...
...It was only at this point i noticed the two top comments.....
...thank god i... go for the breasts.... then...?
bassmanco 3 months ago
I love the cynicism here. I needed that. Thank you.
Gman7able 3 months ago
Throughout the whole video I'm there fucking about with my speakers...
ShadowGirlKita 3 months ago 97
"I'm still slow and they're still racist" why am I laughing so hard? :')
ILoveMuseAMJF 3 months ago 97
@ILoveMuseAMJF i dont know... considering the BNP aren't actually racist... i did like the joke though :)
bunnyman1996 3 months ago
ahahaha :P
megwotsit 3 months ago
loving life!
kyandeiai 3 months ago
"Kicking girls in the head does not make them attracted to you." True.
It can however, make them dizzy, impair their judgment, and make it hard for them to see properly.
ReprehensibleWombat 3 months ago 6
I feel your pain, just curiosity, looks like you just got out of the pool , please tell me that you did not wear that bra with that swimsuit in the pool???
dayansparrow 3 months ago
People call me fodzilla.. I feel your pain. XD
MuttonChopInButchers 3 months ago
There are lanes based on speed? What? In mine if you want to swim in lanes you just get in one. That no one else is in. And it's fine. ??
DJAustay 3 months ago
i hate it when the people get into the pool and get on the side on the pool so you cant even get out of the pool and if you try to swim you need like 10 minutes to get out of the pool
warezvz 3 months ago
You don't have a big forhead at all. Also, not trying to be a kiss-ass tool, but have you lost weight?
ziroytle 3 months ago
keep it up!! staying motivated is difficult but worth it! :)
catt105105 3 months ago
psh, you kidding? i get turned on when I'M kicked in the head ;) love at first kick <3
luckyyleo13 3 months ago
I also hate when the two top comments are disgustingly similar. :'( Massive tears dribbling up my forehead. ...... yes, i YuTbe upside down.
JORDEN2OO7 3 months ago
I have a big forehead. We should do synchronised swimming. Team forehead. All the foreheads of the planet.... unite.
JORDEN2OO7 3 months ago
Lane, became a very very funny word after the sixth time...
I admire your 'don't be a lazy fucker'-attitude, but maybe you shouldn't do it in public places. You know, like running in a park at three in the morning, no people, no problem!
From an expert and amazingly lazy fucker! :)
CourageousUmbrella 3 months ago
Bullet points I need to follow:
do all washing up right after the motherfucking meal
don’t leave uni work until the last motherfucking minute
get a better motherfucking sleep pattern
Procrastination of dishes has left me eating with disposable spoons and bowls.
It is now 2:42AM and I just finished an assignment due first thing in the morning. Probably the reason my sleep patterns are so horrible.
theshillelaghlaw 3 months ago
haha, thanx for clearing that up! I've been twisting and
turning my laptop, trying to figure out whether one of my speakers just died. :D haha, great video!
nenalyzed 3 months ago 4
Aaannd that is why I am not joining my swimming club this year. Twice a week after school all summer? I don't think so. I plan on going in on the weekends and swimming my self with no whiteboard to tell me what to do and I can tell people to get out of the way as much as I like without a coach telling me off. :)
7bethg 3 months ago
This is almost word for word what I was saying after swimming on friday. Except for me it was just some randomer giving her friend lessons. It was actual instructors who decided not to use the lane that was closed off for lessons and to have their small fat children swimming across the middle of the lanes. it was not fun
TheGenetrash 3 months ago
Maybe the aim was that if he kicked you in the head enough times he could lower your IQ from intelligent and funny to a girl who'll swoon at a wink.
Even then, there must be a more subtle ways to attempt to cause brain damage.
PBFHDude92 3 months ago 2
There's a way to fix the audio problem, but I'll assume that if you cared enough, you'd figured that out by yourself.
Celestion321 3 months ago
comment or whaeva.
Darkel08 3 months ago
most beautiful people have big foreheads
Epistinimically 3 months ago
At my local swimming pool we have a "walking lane" for people who wish to walk up and down the swimming pool. That's all good and everything but I was trying to swim in the medium lane and some lady was just walking up and down the centre of the lane repeatedly. Every time I passed her she would mutter about "today's youth".
heartofdinosaur 3 months ago
Oh Lex. I find your large head cute.
zwingo336 3 months ago
Haha I've been playing water polo/swimming for 10 years now. people are indeed fucking retarded in public pools. it's a hard life. lol just tell people off, maybe try to be nice about it while also being intimidating and assertive too. haha I'm also a lifeguard, so I guess I've had some practice... Hope the rest of your swimming experiences are more enjoyable that this one. :P
izinomics 3 months ago
And this is why I'm a hermit, people annoy me everytime I go out with the aim of doing something.
amevilee 3 months ago
These need to be made into a set of rules on a poster and posted at swimming pools because I run into this crap all the time.
The worst is when you take a friend to swim with as motivation and they end up stopping and trying to talk to you. THAT IS NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU.
maggiehanna 3 months ago 4
funny how i enjoyed listening to someone rant and rave :) haha
ThePhantom1Mav 3 months ago
It's even worse when you have little kids running round. My friends and I were in the pool, and these boys about 10 years old came and started splashing us and they wouldn't go away until the lifeguard actually came up and told them to stop, and even then they still didn't leave us alone.
QueenOfTheAubergines 3 months ago
I think he was trying to destroy your brain cells so you would dumb down & he would become more attractive.
I think I'm going to join Operation 'Don't be a lazy fucker'. You Lex, are my inspiration (:
reianaisawesome 3 months ago
Aww there there. Idiots will be idiots.
starrynite90 3 months ago
1) i don't swim but i'm sure all your points are perfectly valid. they certainly sound like common sense. 2) THANKYOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT AT THE END. i genuinely though my headphones were broken.
purplegiantsquirrel 3 months ago 3
your goodbye sounded like april ludgate.
lunarsea26 3 months ago
Omfg when i swim i'm always thinking this shit! Also don't wear a designer bikini if you're going to swim laps and try to fill the lanes with the least people. it's common sense!!
tashi1849 3 months ago
Did you ever know that you're my hero...
oregonisdead 3 months ago
bye or whatever :) hahaha Awesome!!!
llamagurgepole 3 months ago
also children do not belong in lanes
MaddieBDonnelly 3 months ago
thank god I waited until the end before I commented on the one speaker thing.. wouldve felt like a jackass. haha
p.s. I would never EVER wanna be on your bad side
skatanic465 3 months ago
This is a hilarious rant because it's so true! Haha, I completely understand. I'm sorry your gym experience sucked today.=( Here's to ***holes not messing up our plans to get in shape! This is why I just ordered 2 exercise DVDs on Amazon.
LissaAOE 3 months ago
I hate lanes, they're too constrictive, so I never use them, if I really wanted to do the lanes, I would usually just do it in the general area, right beside the lanes. :P
ntcssj 3 months ago
2:21 ... sorry, what's the BMP? I can't find it on google and I've never heard of it, heh...
wiskishnip 3 months ago
@wiskishnip BNP. British Nationalist Party.
gemmascarlett 3 months ago
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misstfishywish 3 months ago
Thank God I'm not the only one who gets pissed of about these things! You didn't mention slow people who swim in the fast lane (but if you swim in the slow lane that probably doesn't bother you) or old men who wear flesh coloured baggy speedos (there are a number of them at my local pool). Most bases were covered so well done
misstfishywish 3 months ago
But but but I actually do swim a fast breaststroke! D:
Also, your forehead isn't really that large. xD
Gondorian9 3 months ago
thats gotta suck :(
hopefully they will have watched your video and realized it was you telling them to swim else where x.x
dragade101 3 months ago
at my local Y, the only youth swimming times, are during school hours.
lizadventures 3 months ago
Pretend you didn't see her in front of you, then she'll move :P that sounds a bit stupid no one's being doing that when I'm at the swimming pool.
ammiella 3 months ago
There’s always a bunch of stupid kids that swim into my lane, and then start crying when I accidentally hit them in the face while doing backstroke. I then have to pretend that I care about the bratty little kid and everyone gives me dirty looks. I just want to swim in my lane! Is this so much to ask?!
ZePopTart 3 months ago
I have swimming for gym class, every. single. day. First hour. It's a little torturous. Especially since, you know, it's supposed to be /actual/ swimming class, and I'm the only one who can swim apparently. It's an all guys class, and something about that much testosterone in a single place makes things like common sense die. So I can completely sympathize with you, and I'm greatly sorry.
I've always found that drowning them works. Just hide the bodies.
JackSkellingFrost 3 months ago
I've been swimming for most of my life and I couldn't agree more. I hate it where there are little kids who "race," then just end up almost drowning eachother when they grab on to one another trying to get ahead.
TheEllesworth 3 months ago
I think your forehead is fine! Never have I noticed it, and I've been watching you for a long while.
Also, my gym predicament, is when people go on my FAVORITE machine, and continuously lift about 10 lbs for thirty minutes, and this is a machine that you should be doing 30-75 lbs, depending on the person! I hate people.....
1234ovk 3 months ago