transmorphers movie review

[WaddleBuff]

Better than Revenge of the Fallen. I swear to God.

[jennyinwaiting]

When I watched this, I was expecting a direct rip-off of Transformers. But no... I got a super rip-off of Battlestar Galactica. It has, not only the entire storyline, but also copied characters, vehicles and sets. I'm amazed this got produced without a lawsuit involved. However, the key difference is that where Battlestar has cylons, this has transformers....awfully animated transformers.

My favourite bit of this gem of a movie is the laser guns. It's like the laser was drawn in MS paint.

[andrekip]

This on blue-ray would make a perfect birthday gift.

[gawdofAtheism]

@andrekip I'm going to ask for this movie on Blue rat for Christmas!!

[sugreev2001]

Porn movies have better production values than Asylum

[RazorsEdge9K]

@sugreev2001 And better acting =P

[tannchitra]

i knew that the CGI was bad but I didnt "it was that bad". lol

[StellaSteve80]

I seen better CGI on Xbox games lol

[RazorsEdge9K]

@StellaSteve80 You barstard! JK

[LloydChristmas777]

Frisbee power!

[TKgeniusHELLTX]

HOLY FUCK, THOSE ARE SETS FROM SERENITY!!! frisby POWER!

[rantahu]

i just laugh at this movie. why in good name will they make this

[DakotaWRS3]

I'm so glad I watched this movie on YouTube and didn't pay money for it.

[DrakenGuardz]

Any movie that calls itself an 'Extravaganza' is obviously shit as all hell.

[karadan100]

I think they were hedging their bets on the fact that five percent of the population have dyslexia.

[derworfnet]

I have nothing against Low-Budget Movies. I'm cool with them as long as the makers were seriously putting their hearts into it (like the German Sci-Fi Film "Nydenion" which took more than 10 years to make, or several Star Wars-Fanfilms). But these Asylum-Dorks arent even trying. They are just too lazy to give a flying fuck about the Quality of their movies..

[velvetmike]

Snakes on a train (copy of Snakes on a plane)

I am Omega (copy of I am legend)

Alien vs Hunter (copy of aliens vs pretador: requiem)

Transmorphers (copy of transformers)

The terminators (copy of terminator salvation)

2012 doomsday (copy of 2012)

Paranormal entity (copy of paranormal activity)

Princess of mars (copy of avatar)

[AnonymousRYT]

@velvetmike I agree but you got one thing wrong. I Am Omega isn't copying I am legend, it IS I Am Legend. They're based on the same book, two film studios read it and decided to make it into two separate movie. One was the Will Smith I Am Legend, and one was the low-budget Omega. Actually theres a third film based on the same book. It's alot older and its called the Omega Man for whatever reason

[velvetmike]

@AnonymousRYT Thanks for the tip !!

[CROteenager]

@AnonymousRYT

Omega is last letter of the Greek alphabet. Maybe thats why?

[DaBearsManiac]

at 5:33 did he just kick the robot off of him??

[eighty4toads]

This film looks awesome, I loved Mega Shark v Giant Octopus. If you watch it wanting something good, you are missing the point. The worse the film and its effects, the funnier it is! I would rather watch something like this than the real Transformers, both of them sucked huge fat donkey dick and bored the shit out of me. At least this would make me laugh.

[CHRISMANOFMYSTERY]

do a review of Transmorphers 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neemguy81]

Id rather pull my own teeth out, all of them, than be forced to watch this movie...couldnt get through the first 3 minutes of dialog. Combination Transformers/Matrix/MST3K/Stan Hellsing/any other of the worst movies you can think of ever.

[Darthbrandon]

I want to buy a copy to do bad things to it. I will do, in this order:

1. Step on the case so the the case is cracked.

2. Take out the cover and rip it in half with my teeth and put it back in.

3. Scratch up the disk.

4. Light the whole thing on fire.

5. Let my cat take a crap on the burnt remains.

6. Take a crap on it myself.

7. Throw the scratched, smashed, crap filled, burnt trash into an incinerator.

8. Spend 5 hours watching some good movies.

9. Go back to make sure its dead.

[transformersdudefred]

lol this comes out the same year as tranformers then the sequal the same year as transformers 2 ? lol

[jfliguy]

WTF!!! FRISBEE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

[solipsism101]

Wow, I have to say, I've never seen one movie rip off so many others, not counting the god-awful Wayans spoofs. This "film" pirates from Aliens, Terminator, The Matrix, and Demolition Man all in one. Oh, and Transformers, too. Just watching clips of this thing makes me wanna smack somebody.

[goqwertygo]

CGI looks like 1995!

[Xenomorph237]

@goqwertygo in 1992 jurassic park had kick ass CGI. i say older

[goqwertygo]

@Xenomorph237 i know and the this movie was made in 2007!! and looks like CRAP! like it was unfinished

[jfliguy]

@Xenomorph237 Damn I Was going to say that The Last Starfighter had better CGI than this movie

[Fishonastick2]

Ha ha ha movie FAIL

[muxmedia7]

were they flying on snowmobiles?? wtf..

[jrmedrano1]

feel bad 4 u watching this shit...

[XSC3]

Was this really worse than "Highlander: the Source"?

[hamburgermeat3]

When I saw this movie I got so fucking pissed off. Its not the horrible acting, the fucking shitty graphics, or even the vain attempt at a story line, but why in the flying FUCK did they have to rip off the title. Fucking bullshit...these people should be shot in the head....twice.

[NCsmallCHILDREN]

people who say this movie was better than Revenge of the Fallen can go suck their daddies cocks(i also don't like ROTF but come on people!).

[ThePopeofScience]

@NCsmallCHILDREN This movie was only 90 minutes. And 90 minutes of being jabbed in the brain with a hot poker is better than 150 minutes.

Also, no offensively bad comic relief taking up 90% of the film.

[NCsmallCHILDREN]

@ThePopeofScience haha you've got a good point! but at least there was megan fox to keep me at least a bit sane.

[MalteseSmurf]

I just ordered this movie off of Amazon after accidently purchasing Transmorphers 2 fall of man. Lol, I can't wair.

[creapah]

99.9% purchases of this movie was by people who thought the title said transformers...

[creapah]

this just so happened to come out when transformers came out....

[helrod]

you dummy ,its the future! in the future where everything is dead animals etc, everyone wears leather.

this is bad. but no worse than transformers terminator s4 and so on.

it is expected that these straight to vid movie are bad,

you should review the movie that was the one thing you forgot to do

[reyessciaraffia]

WAIT.....one of those is my neighbor. and she's got my goggles, holy crap, even my dog's frisbee!

I can't belive it,That's my paintball shotgun!...

[legobryne]

indeed it is , some stupid person sold me for like 10 bucks! garbage film...

[m1gu1l]

the fight scene sounds like a porno. lol

[gorance2000]

wow atari has better looking graphics

[Leyvonne]

4:19 hahaha so

sad

[madhammudeux]

I have to say, the CGI in Transformers 2 was utterly SHITE. The whole movie looked like a cartoon.

[josec7828212324]

5/5 best movie ever

[pyramidheadkitten9]

transfor-i mean transmorphers is like one of those knock off mexican products that doesnt work.

YEAH THIS WORKS JUST LIKE A DECEPTICON

its a mexticon!

[chreberle]

Hey, seems like a fun movie to watch with friends - and even this short video is a billion times better than TRANSFORMERS 2 - THAT was a crappy "movie"!!!

[sk8ingllama27]

shit

[Videofool12]

is this a film or a ps1 game, because the cgi looks like something from space invaders on ps1

[haxor92]

hugest peace of shit i have ever seen

[jf09]

can u say photoshop lol. and the robots animatuin look like the bad guy on robocop 2

[TheGarfieldxx30000]

I hate syfy!

[mackblack27]

ok i havent watched the movie i saw the begining on sci fi and switched to 30 rock pretty quickly, but you summed it up perfectly so thanks because if you hadnt i wouldve never seen the end. and did you notice in the last scene 8m 32s on ur video they got an aircraft chem trail going through her head and abouve that there is a plane just flying up to the top left of the screen . was that the last transmorpher pissing off or wot. haha nice vid

[julioa350]

lol

Best review ever!!!!

Honestly though, these type of films should never be released.

[VegetableHero]

lmao cheap

i can make a better movie with my macromedia flash :D

[ajstyles367]

LoL greatest movie ever

[enomarekim]

The funniest part is that it was better than transformers.

[Hahatooslow]

lols im suprised asylum didnt copy any movies from the 90s like jurrassic park and terminator and other great movies

[WerewolfVampire625]

@Hahatooslow

the asylum company did a really lame rip off of terminator its called the Terminators dont watch its REALLY crappy

[patrick20082008]

holy shit=))) that was hilarious =))))) roflmao omg =)))))lol

[Pixelrelated]

Greatest movie on Earth. Just gotta love the asylum, almost as bad as bollywood or The Mysterious island made by hallmark. My gosh that was bad.

[Exverlobter]

Good

[zerogravity11]

looks like a sci fi show

[DII117]

He forgot to mention that in the future, they replace helmets with goggles, because they're much lighter, offer more pertection, and are cheaper to supply to an entire army

[cruellordsoth]

@DII117 he I mean me also forgot mention that the entire army is about 20 people

[DII117]

Dont forget the airforce that's made up of about 3 pilots. God, this movie was shit, I don't know wether I should luagh or cry at it.

[haxor92]

@DII117 i laughed my ass off

[DII117]

at the movie? me 2

[haxor92]

@DII117 yes at the movie i would say that the CGI is good for an REALLY old game cutscene but not usable for movies

[DII117]

@haxor92 All their sales came from dumbasses who can't read at BlockBuster, or streamed from netflix becuase of some poor bastards' typo.

[haxor92]

@DII117 actually if i didnt love bad movies i would pass this too but when i heard that it was a hilariously peace fo shit i couldnt resist,afterall i've seen Uwe's movie and it's save to say that this is MUCH much worse i didnt pay a peny for it so no1 can blame of helping that idiot who made it ;D

[DII117]

@haxor92 Everything on the syfy channel will have you lyao except BSG and SG-1 and other boring shows like that. I suggest watching Alien vs Hunter,

[UdoShan]

@DII117

Laugh or Cry? Hell, do both! (I did...)

[DII117]

@UdoShan No I think I'll burn every copy of this movie I find

[UdoShan]

@DII117

Yeah, I like your idea better.

[haxor92]

@cruellordsoth less than 20

[gorance2000]

@cruellordsoth they made a sequel

[Xenomorph237]

@cruellordsoth lol this movie looks expensive. look at those cool props and sets.

[goqwertygo]

@Xenomorph237 sets im guessing they spent less than $20 for a blue or green bed sheet. all the sets were blue or green screened

[jfliguy]

@Xenomorph237 Too damn cool. How did I miss this in the movie

[FatManWithNoShirt]

a movie with giant robots is always gonna be worth watching for me, even if they're the low budget rip off of the current success

[KarasuTakama]

I still love how obvious of a ripoff this was. Sounds like something off of a bad kid show.

[Pixelrelated]

The Asylum is great at making bad movies. Check Wikipedia they make a lot of good movies like this one. I want my money back from the free dvd I got.

[SlyTF1]

These mother fucker tried to rip off Transformers. Thats somthing you just cant do! This is bullshit!

[westcoastzilla]

what about that

"Journey To The Center Of The Earth"?

it was a copy of a

"Journey to the Center of the Earth"

[GehUebenDuToy]

ROFL TRANSMORPHERS!

You guys should check out AVH - ALIEN VS. HUNTER too! LOL

[OffYouMustFuck]

oh hell yesh, and don´t forget "i am omega"

[PsYc0tIkDrEaM]

@GehUebenDuToy  What about Snakes on a TRAIN LOL

[sofuckingdumb]

HAHA at 3:39 the "frozen" guy's eye moves as a reflex to the smoke I suppose.

[DSkehan2004]

wow that looks similiar

[DSkehan2004]

this came out on 2007 just like dragon wars, another copy

[CanIHaveYourFries]

"The worst DVD... I have ever seen" pretty much sums it up right there!

[seabassthemaster]

trans-MORPH-ers

trans-FORM-ers

THEY DIDNT EVEN TRY

[DSkehan2004]

yeah lol

[armo619]

Man blackbuster critic was right again! this movie & all the other movies are 110% horrible!

[PsYc0tIkDrEaM]

lmao that slap at 4:30 sounded like a roll of toilet paper getting thrown at her at like 0.5 miles per hour wtf xD

[pwnORdie]

I thought it sounded like a slice of cheese hitting the kitchen floor. but good!

[BudhagRizzo]

Man, many thanks to you! I was gonna watch this movie on Netflix just to kill some time, but after seeing your review, I think I may have dodged a bullet! Thanks again.

[NICKREAPER316]

i want optimus prime to eat this movie.....

[eitel1234567]

i saw this at blockbuster in BLURAY lawl

[butterz2butterz2]

more original than avatar

[misterpers0n]

I saw this on Netflix thinkin, "AW YEAH! OLD-SCHOOL TRANSFO-wha... wait a second what the f is this shat.

[Homicidexx]

Omg. this just looks horrible. ah

[D3RK3]

within hours 90% of planet's population was destroyed

it's the damn movie I would rather watch megan fox.

[zoomzoomvroom]

anyone seen MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS? its pretty fucking awesome.

[cruellordsoth]

@zoomzoomvroom yea I did check out my review

[grotezakhooi]

LOL @ this review !!! :D Frisbee power:D OMG !!!

this is GREAT << if it was a private porn movie

[bgjunks]

no no man,u are totaly wrong,watch alien vs hunter,THATS THE WORST MOVIE EVER! and its from the same company-the asylum

[fabman132]

Asylum . com  (it the list of all rip off movies, exactly like this. asylum are responsible for these so called "movies")

[arkv2]

- What do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas?

- The Transformes movie!

-----next day at the super market----

- Transmorph...  yeah, that's the one.

[TheXxXxXdarknessXxXx]

yes i saw about 3 minutes of a robot and human gun standout and almost died laughing.

[10fingerman]

Doesnt even look like a decent late night movie. it just look like crap.

[appleman1324]

actually this movie is SO BAD its good?!?!?

yes i said it, i give it a -10/+10 which is so ridiculuos, you get a kick out of this movie, i watch it and i laughed at the bad acting so hard, in the end i enjoyed it, i even thought of it as being a comedy at the end, but we'll keep it as a cheap knockoff lol

[SamosIMP]

my eyes!

[bzptilius]

3:58 - music from doctor who?!

[raymondleeleggs]

Some of the effects are realy decent the others arent

[optomotron]

you are so right about the grafics i want to make a review of the movie. i think transformers kicks this movies ass

[Jonassoe]

The CGI looks like a prerendered cutscene from a 1999 computer game :S

[RandomHL]

You are a very generous human being, Carmageddon Pre Renders look better and that was 1997.

[TheMachinimators]

FRISBEE POWUH!!

[Stamatimenos]

Even 1998 Star Wars has better CGI!

[Dinoboy95]

That was the worst CGI EVER! the robot freaking pulled the gun out of no where!

[MrBrian987987]

lol i think i can make a better movie with a 50 doller budget

[SG3089]

woman's hair isn't moving at 6:00 - 6:20 LOL

[johndoeohno000]

LOL best review 5*. also, 4:50 she puts binoculars over her goggles wtf?

[MikeSkullman]

The editing of this review actually makes the "film" look better than it is.

[jinftw1]

I think i can quite confidently say..Cruellordsoth is officialy a legend. nuff said...keep uploading!

[nogin55]

camera work made me puke and the scenes of someone getting shot was gay. and the story was stupid. just as bad as "The day the earth stopped". great review, bad movie.

[ticqual123]

this is like a gay version of transformers you suck sweaty balls transmorphers

[ClosedSpaghetti]

Less than meets the eye!

[KamikazeCaptain]

mmm, on their list of movies "rolled up", i think they forgot to mention TRANSFORMERS?

That guy that came outta the freezer must be master chief lol

I guess thats what a movie with a $1000 budget looks like

[Affe2111]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is just the best i ever saw HAHAHAHAHAHA can't stop laughing 5* maybe one day i will find some shit like this and if this day is commin i will make a review to :D

[eXeiZ]

cult! one of the best movies EVER!

must-see!

not.

[IceKoldKilla1992]

the robots are like PlayStation 1 video game grafix LOL!

[jegelejeke]

NO they don't Ps1 Grafix are better lol XD

[bANDynamiTe]

There are always these " low budget" films.

After TRANSFORMERS there wasTRANSMORPHERS. After AVP there was ALIEN VS HUNTER. ...etc

[xxLextalionesxx]

You're awesome!

[Iamafishproductions]

Transmorphers was made by Leigh Scott, THE worst director on the face of the Earth. He's the only director ever to defend his movies on IMDb and SUCK at it. He had no regrets for making this pile of sh-t or for any of the other horrible things he's done. Leigh Scott is an asshole. This movie is not so bad it's good, it's so bad, it's BAD.

[BlueKyne]

This is a crap storm, no doubt about it and the goons that run SyFy love Assylum's B-grade turd fests like this! This is by far one of the WORST movies to come out in recent times!

So bad, even Rifftrax wouldn't touch it. I feel so sorry for the actors in this tud ball film, good luck next go around!

[rugkut]

In the last shot @ 8.33 there's a UFO! :D

[theeightsin]

At least the girls were nice...

[BlueKyne]

Yeah, they were decent looking, especially Shaley Scott! I'd say she's the best of the bunch IMO.

[ZeldaFreak3333]

This is so lameeeee

[TaddyKnacker]

crap review. I seen this trailer on Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. Btw that movie was funnier than most comedies that are actually talked up to be amazing and then fail. you just made me wanna see this movie more lmao

[redsoxfan3418]

Dude, I love this movie. It is so horrible, it's awesome. I'm really into that B-Movie bullshit.

[Kindsword]

Best bullcrap I've seen in years!

[EpiDemic117]

i find this video more interesting than this shitty movie.

[XconkerkazooieX]

who made that movie

[5aintLink]

Man, i haven't seen it but if it's so bad, why do you own the dvd?

[cruellordsoth]

i was given it "SOME PRESENT"

[5aintLink]

Well ,then that person probably doesn't like you, lol.

[Jagron117]

"this is the greatest movie of my life, i love this movie so much. the best cgi out there. its amazing." = A MAN THAT HAS NEVER SEEN LIFE.

[chowdhuryzh]

I know its a rip off of transformers!

[DeimosEclipse]

There is no excuse for a film like this at this time to be made so badly.

[SDFFDGSSDFGSDGFDGSFD]

A film made in china

[tmdc1989]

good god... but it cant be as bad as "The Terminators" they made that movie too. (not the classic Terminator)

[spaddle]

I'm still trying to determine which is worse, this movie or the commentary.

[VaultTec007]

all movies on sci fi channel are the same shit as this. rofl!

[corruptgunslinger]

If I was making about an apocalyptic world where humans struggle to survive underground, I wouldn't put makeup on ANYONE. It's not realistic. It's stupid.

[newlsu]

i get your point but this movie is so bad i mean these people gave us a movie where a shark eats a plane

[BillFromEllerslie]

You sure know how to pick an easy target, Ringo!

[kranktank]

I like your voice. Come over and read bed time stories to me.

[cruellordsoth]

Thank you, sorry but unless you pay me a lot of monies then I won't read you a storey

[markScrivsy]

i thought lake placid 2 was shit but i think i might go buy the dvd now ..and well spotted m8 at 7.30 lol you making me laugh

[luian90]

here is the really sad thing...this movie came out at the same time as transformers....now go compare..rofl!!!!!

[Pinworm4545]

We have, this movie is significantly better.

[GhostRider364]

LOL 5:15 THAT IS BAD GC THAT IS JUST SAD

[tsoukiller50]

hahaha wooww i remember renting this vid with my friends and we stopped it in the beginning cuz it was soooo fcking dumb...and also i think this guy did another movie called mega shark vs. giant octopus...that one is also just as stupid

[PizzaVids]

Is this a comedy? LOL

[terk0iz]

At least it's better than Transformers 2

[Nurr0]

Uhm. Your DVD case says 300 years on the back of it, but if you look up a Transmorphers trailer, it says 400 years.

It can't even stay consistent... WOW this looks bad. My god.