I am Baby Hitler!

[tomchiv]

so i love try new things and thats why im here

[sarahsoccergirl]

God, Jesus, Muhammad, anybody with a real mental handicap, anybody with cancer, and people who have HIV/AIDS.

[NaturallyNavi]

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!! :p

[xYoMammaAtMyHousE]

saint patricks day is my birthday. woo! lmao

[Demonato]

Never mock Jesus.

[shimigami30]

@Demonato I do all the time.

[Mcpwncakes]

@Demonato Not real.

[Nerwik]

get old.

[boomthehedaghog4421]

again don't mess with metallica XD

[171josiehash758]

krass_sücht_mÃl_NÁch:_geldeasy­_aùf_gôøglè

[RaymondSandoval123]

@171josiehash758 Ummmmm what?

[TheGrr001]

Julian Smith.

[minemadness]

666 videos

[elok2012]

@minemadness

<- 2 weeks ago+

[chrisdrewismybf]

Chuck Norris

[IHATEJOSHCHRISTIAN]

mohamd however you speel it the dude that the muslims like is un makeable funnable

[monkeyinalamborghini]

isn't there some homo doing the fast talking shitty camera angle thing already. I think one is enough.

[FakeAndGay13]

You see that? You see that "I <3 Friday" In the backround? YEAH. HIPSTER PHIL LOVED FRIDAY BEFORE REBECCA BLACK DID,.

[RoughThief]

The cat-picture just made my day. Look at his face expression! It's like "Alright buddy, that was your last strike, now you're gonna get it."

[F3mmi]

Omg u look like " pierre Bouvier"

Ur very cutee

[deadinchina22]

Quit Blinking!!!

[guitarstrummer20000]

Phillip is so funny he makes me p my pants

[TurboFlexo]

Chuck Norris got killed by Bruce Lee nuff said

[6Grimmjow6]

CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!

[ProjectCadenus]

i remember lisas video :) lol

[melifluousMOUTH]

Oh Philly, You made fun of Metallica. How are you still alive?

As a recent fan of yours I had not yet seen the March 16th 2010 video. A tuber named prueslove caught my eye when she vlogged about it. I think what was so upsetting to everyone was how good an actor you are. How sincerely and ACCURATELY you mocked his show. Accurately. I wonder what Ray said?

The violence in the comment section was as bad as Justin Beiber fans vs anybody who disses Justin Beiber.

[LaZyBoxTv]

whose joe the plumer

[MrKrucible]

chuck norris

[Daftlittleinsomniac]

no

[mastior]

HItlers Grandmother was Rothschilds Maid Hitler is to be a Rothschild whom groomed Hitler for his GREED. Monopolies of ALL NAT RESOURCES. TO DATE.

That is Rothschilds ILLUMINATE.

Lincolns Mother was A Rothschild Maid Lincoln is said to be a Rothschild

Rothschild a AshkeNazi JEW from EA. of the Caspian Sea not Canon Rothschild created the KKK NAACP ACLU SS IRS EVERYTHING FEDERAL Today's FED or FEDS G.Washington called them the FEDERALISTS attempting COUP of US since 1776 The Revolutionary War.

[curtispsf]

@mastior Holden Caufield, didn't the doctors tell you to take your medicine every day!

[mastior]

@curtispsf U must not read, certainly lacking in HISTORY FACTS. OR you're A SOCIALIST COMMIE

Get a GED anyway

[nitemaricv2]

jfk

[MrDorkusMaximus]

Copyright statutes should be abolished. The only reason it exists is because "copyright violation" is a money-maker for lawyers, "investigators", cops, judges, bailiffs, prison employees, and the rest the leeches who make a living from it, especially government officeholders and the lobbyists who bribe them.

[Rickarow]

thw one person on earth that you can never hate on is Philip Defranco!

[jimmaytonner]

Apparently 23 hours 56 minutes..

[DapzLive]

To be honest, although I definitely prefer Phil, I'm not surprised Ray's overtaken him. As great as Phil is, his sense of humour is more mature, not in an R18 way, but in that his show requires a certain level of intelligence and a following of world events to understand and enjoy. Ray's show is simple, immature, douchebag humour which can be enjoyed by any idiot, and so his potential audience will always be bigger.

[chickenman428]

you love fridays because thats the day you get to blow ur dad while hes drunk on the couch

my anser to the gay question is baby hitler

[lefou21]

@chickenman428

I think this comment has made my life.

Although I seriously doubt you meant it to be funny in the way I found it to be so.

[chickenman428]

@lefou21 thx

[chickenman428]

@lefou21 i atully had a list of hateful and funny comments but i gess they got deleted

[chickenman428]

you love fridays because thats the day you get to blow ur dad while hes drunk on the couch

[italian430PRIDE]

Muhammad def! If u make fun of him basicly all of America gets blowned up. Yet Muslims can talk. Shit about cathlics and other Cristians and Jews and stuff( what the fuck)

[heavymetal774]

Never, and I mean NEVER fuck with Megan Fox. Cuz you'll get hated on. Cuz she's hot.

[Emmalove432]

Chuck Norris.

[baganga]

Bruce Lee.

Or Chuck Norris.

[williamdnash1]

Carl Dean

[MikeyD03878]

1,187 people got sucked into the black hole for stupid people :3

[huezboozblue]

first, spelling eludes me. i say that now so eff you, i had better things to do in 3rd grade. so just sighnd up for youtube, i jerked one, had a smoke, had a brew, and still didnt get my confermation email. so i agree, mr. garfunkle sucks. but n/e way dudes cant make fun of you cuz you do it enuf on ur own phil. unless hitler did come back, then i think it would be ok for him to dis on u cuz i would love to hear that. lookin forward to new vlogs, if thats what their still calling it

[slideshowEmma]

anne frank

[DegreeCwalk]

kill urself

[miranda3369]

lol lmao

[warncadaver]

I don't know why you have so many subscribers .. you suck ass. RWJ is way better than you ... and that's why he has more subscribers now ... homo ... you make fun of him because you are jelous

[Rivaboys]

@warncadaver Fuck you. RWJ suck balls.

[SliceIceNDice]

@warncadaver You might want to get a spell checker before you run your money maker. Also, You're not paying attention to what Phil said, It was a joke and he (as all of us) are entitled to his opinion. Although i agree with Phil about Ray, Ray does CR infringe and makes mad money off it. Try paying attention to what's going on before you suck on Rays dick and beg him to paint your inner man vagina. DB!

[Ginjafire]

@warncadaver Phil has actual comedy and RWJ says stupid shit on his videos that can be funny. The two shows are made for completely different audiences, obviously you fit nicely into the RWJ fanbase as an idiot.

[davorunner]

I'd go with Total pacmans comment! But yeah, without worrying about offending anyone, you can paint pretty much anything in a bad light with a bit of creativity and sarcasm :P

side note, I think a lot of viewers didn't want to believe that 2 of their much enjoyed youtube users didn't like each other or something, even trolls deep down want to see people get along, no?

[Epicdude1231]

jesus



[mistyozzyrosie]

the Queen of England!!

[MrProtuber]

u suck!! really

[Tekemas]

get a life man...

[ThaUnknownUniverse]

check my page out for creative intelligent lyrical meaningful music i mean if u like that kind of stuff

[jpmx199]

indeed the nation gets it

[bugman162534]

CHUCK NORIS!!!! thumbs up!

[AmandoRambo]

OPRAAAH!!!!!!she will send her ninjas to yer house....

[madiganmarauder]

Tom Cruise. Because he'll sue your ass.

[shortmotions]

yeah im the 11,000th commenter

[TransAmFSAS]

When I had a broken ankle a black kid almost backed into me with his car, I had to hobble out of the way. He then proceeded to get out of the car and tried to fight me while screaming "you saw me backing up fool!". So black people are unmockable, I can't imagine if I called his momma fat.

[MrMilktimexi4eva]

Chuck fucking Norris first thing I thought about

[RaTeDSniPeRx]

chuck norris that guy owns! :)

[TheBestLoverieverhad]

I have to masturbate at picture of myself, while burning money and laughing at people who are diffrent from myself. :D

EPIC.

[ddaryoush16]

@TheBestLoverieverhad he needs to put that on a shirt!!!

[Codders02]

The Big Yellow Bird out of Sesamme st.

< i don't think ive spelt that right... :(

[Saralina418]

Metalica

[XmasterjamoX]

@Saralina418 lars will sue your ass for just saying that...

[mymomatemyhomework]

ashton kutcher,

[mycatis10]

Ok I'm back for the metallica bit XD And cause it was kinda a half sorry for people [me] being ignorant

[mcdonaldization]

QOTD: muhammad the muslin prophesy

[Ozlanthos]

Metallica sux....ever since they started suing their fans for "unofficially" distributing their works. So what, you lose a penny here or there. The fact is that it makes tickets to your shows (and albums) in places that would have otherwise never heard of you sell that much faster! I know that there aren't many places that their records and shows aren't selling faster than cocaine-laced pancakes..but still, come on Lars, whats a few downloads between me and 5 million of my closest friends?

-Oz

[KonohaShinobi121]

Chuck norris

[mycatis10]

@KonohaShinobi121 Is an old half naked ginger man that does the exact same as every other old cowboy fag

[AgentCartman]

ths guy is so sad

[myvidutube]

me, cuz no one knows me

[hanabanafication]

Philip Defranco :)

[TehMangaBoy]

yes it is pretty sad...

[Xxfli4awhiteguyxX]

Chuck Norris you cannot make fun of and or mock him it's impossible.

[CamagueyKidd]

Vin Diesel, he has a twin!

[domec12345]

u look like the irate gamer

[SGTDAZA]

Philly D

[spoony9560]

it seams like he's drunken :D

[takkutakiainen]

wtf r u telling us

[jk5dalton69]

Tom Cruise

[TotalitarianPacMan]

Arnold fucking Swartzneggar.

Don't talk shit about the governator.

The governator is actually a combination of every swartzneggar film. He's a predator fighting cyborg clone cop who teaches kindergarten, with a huge ass sword.

[tmacthewinner99]

@TotalitarianPacMan does he also have a baby inside him?

[TotalitarianPacMan]

@tmacthewinner99 yes but it was an alien who turned into a predator which he crushed with a log and then threw it's body out into the hostile Martian environment where it's face exploded. nuff said.

[jcrefasi1]

What difference should it make to u if rwj uses illegal content?? Jealousy is not pretty. Man up defranco!!

[alexhan6]

Chuck Norris...

[brandon9190]

@alexhan6 u make a good point:)

[TheWafflz]

dude. if anyone mane fun of The Beatles, me and 25 hippie assasins (oxymoron!) would come to their house and assasinate them!!

[eyesofdeath983]

Your jokes are the most unfunniest I have ever heard. I will stick with a true commedian/blogger...RayWilliam­Johnson

[preaxisa8x]

@eyesofdeath983 yeah just put the guy down. i totally agree with you but im not voicing it all over his comments

oh wait....

[iNSeRTCLeVRNaMeHeRe0]

Spongebob. Squarepants.

Dude, ur life would be OVER.

[brandon9190]

avenged sevenfold cause i would kill all the mother fuckers that hate

[Acurzan]

@brandon9190 you've already got a long list then. Just watch any of the videos featuring a song of theirs and you will see hate sooner or later.

[brandon9190]

@Acurzan yep thats cause people r freakin GAY lol

[KohTohNeh]

As a teenage girl, The Beatles. Annoys the shit outta me. I don't really like their music that much. Chill out and put that sparkly gel pen down before you hurt someone, sister.

[bbr55555]

eight hours

[SNOIIKYZ]

Mario nd luigi

[cooliopeace33]

NO ONE!!!!!!!

[kleinesmaenchen]

"people like viacom"

[Eschatological2]

This just isn't funny.

[wowcsgw]

should I make more montages?

/watch?v=10HiZQ16rgk

thanks for watching!

[ChrisNguyen337]

i haz nawt sin baybe hitlor

[rebekahah]

Your career would be over if you made fun of mentally ill people or the gays.

[Saxophoneicecream]

i love the way he just did a scottish accent for irish:P and i'm irish so i can say that lol

[DarkFlash45]

r these vids supposed to be funny?

[MuFu23]

You cant make fun of The Godfather...

If you did, more than your career would be over....

And youde get your legs smashed.

[VitriolicAC]

Why do you love Friday? You don't even fucking work you slob.

[OblivionVamp]

Muhammed u know the prophet of the islam he is un-make-fun-of-able

[MilitaryGB]

0:59 douchebag

[TheArtistV1]

DUDE Can you post the Tina Fey links already...its been more then 10!!!

[DetteErISLAND]

Dude are you gay, or just very very faggy?

[MOLEPEOPLERS]

This guy is a fucking faggot

[Avian98X]

you suck sooooooooooooooooooooooo much

[123Peat1]

I also like to masturbate to pictures of myself

[pillowmurder]

was that a Firestarter reference?

[15kuki]

u and ray r both awesome.

[davlyn20]

Chuck Norris ? FUCK !!! 

[bjams77]

"Like you just poop yourself retarded, and its sad. Cause when that guy says; 'John McCain!' You say; 'Yeah buddy, John McCain." I almost died because I couldn't take a breath, I was laughing so hard.

[kk12589]

1:10 is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zomgthissux]

CHICK NORRIZ?

[BronzeGaming]

Mohamad

[neralotiga]

The Beatles, I guess. All four of them, so, four people. I guess...

[forreforre]

Mohammed.

[glamatious]

I thought about that question to myself the other day and the only answer i could come up w/ is oprah -_-

[BreakingGBK]

Hey guys please SUBSCRIBE to me. Im an up and coming youtube star and could use the support. THANKS!

[vagitoe]

You look like an asshole.

[mireillemaddah]

chuck Norris is Justin bieber's boy friend

[XGalaxiX]

u suck, ray william johnson ftw!

[SHABAM789]

Muhammad, prophet of the Muslim faith, then again, I'm only saying that because I watched the 200th and 201st episode of south park, and they maybe the whole 2 episodes about how you can't make fun of Muhammad it was pretty epic. They bleeped out his name and everything.

[juliaspike]

tina fey is gorgeous.. totally.

[TheShadowOfHumanity]

just not entertaining in the slightest.....i was hoping for something a lot more funny from a video featuring baby hitler.....i was very disapointed

[duckwark]

Muhammad, cuz they'd be dead

[FishyAndTeamer]

What's the ending song?? I like :D

QOTD: You can't make fun of black people, no offense or anything. If you say anything to a black person and it can be called racist by someone, and it's a double standard. If other races made fun of white people, the white people can't do anything about it.

You see what I'm saying?

[KamakazC]

Mohhamed

[miezziej]

"Everything that Mattered Links:

(These links will be up in 10)"

When it's about 2 months ago?

Anyone noticed that... haha

[leighlin101]

popepopil wopith opasbopirgpoer sopingropum

[JohnnyLucian]

Chuck Norris.

[PsychoNoPsycho]

jesus

[SHABAM789]

@PsychoNoPsycho i make fun of jesus all the time.

[simon12332]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA baby hitler.

[pisoff44]

homos are discusting of thier sex they can´t put it in a vasgina if they do it i thier asshole then thier will be nougat frensh nougat

[4ceawsome]

@pisoff44 You know spellcheck is easy to use

[ToxicHysterya]

Baby Hitler

[PortugesePrincesss]

jesus! no on can make fun of him :)

[TheGhosty547]

terry fox

[hilaryann08]

i love how smart you are. shexxxxyyy :)

[Timinater94]

Oprah.....maybe

[BAY1337]

morgan freeman

[lolol393]

by the way ray william johnson is awesome

[TahliaDiggory]

@lolol393 by the way, no -.-

[ThePsychoDetective]

Celebrity that can't be mock? One sxephil. Oh, and Chuck Norris.

[KirkAwesome]

Not Tom Cruise

[bushgayclown]

whats the point in this video?? is it suposed to be humour?? or this guy is just retarded and got nothing to do with his life besides doing this ?

[KirkAwesome]

@bushgayclown Coming from the g** clown bush?

[Calsendon]

@KirkAwesome What the fuck is G** supposed to mean? Learn to spell.

[KirkAwesome]

@Calsendon YT appears to not appreciate the word starting with g and ending with ay.

[Calsendon]

@KirkAwesome Gay gay gay gay? Seems to be working fine for me.

[KirkAwesome]

@Calsendon Just going sure i'm not getting reported. BTW what the hell is your problem?

[Calsendon]

@KirkAwesome I hate people who censor so-called "bad" words. It's even worse when you censor a word like "gay", which means "happy".

@Calsendon Uhm.. i think you need to look that word up. It might mean happy in french, not in english (and yeah I know it used to mean happy in english, i wa