Lifestyles of the Noobie Boobies

[kyogrelover101]

did anybody notice jessecola from Squeaks of the Week at 1:22?

[chrisfellable]

hahah that noise at 10.20, funniest thing ever

[sucksomelemons42]

like if u cant see the dislike bar

[LILPLY]

ur vids are amazing add me on psn ... liljonny420

[LoopyKA1]

ur awesome keep making these noobie boobies!

[ownagebyfar]

Whats up with the accent? Did you have a stroke? :D

[STYLEZTITO]

noobie boobie disliked the video

[SnipeZzAtCOD]

@STYLEZTITO ur the only one who disliked , fucking loserrr

[SpeedStackingPro]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!! LOL FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!

[Maca68]

What a noobie-boobie...

[Gabe6767]

Funniest shit ever, how do you only have 2000 subs?

[Mog90044]

Lol the one dislike must be from tryhard magoo lol

[1houseofmoore]

he runs right past flag. doesn't even get it for the xp

[televisionblitz]

wtf is wrong with him

[rukker103]

you should make more of these

i almost pissed myself watchig this

[ako961]

@VuZx Because he is a tryhard, he didn't even attempt to capture a flag!

[gorrrrilllla]

at 1:50 saizen kills him

[thismightbeyou]

More episodes!

[7heReaper]

put the camera over that roof and speed it up to show all of the random tomahawks hitting it all game

[7heReaper]

i love how you start out 3rd person and fade into 1st person

[7heReaper]

trys to noscope a spyplane rofl

[CaRbONPREFiiX]

@VuZx <3

[LeWiSPS3]

Looool Ben you literally got raped.

[QuiKPS3]

L-P-S-3 is me lol nice vid

[jbfairchild]

i wish there was some way to describe that sound...

[NecroSlain]

Wow...just wow. If you're going to snipe at least use it like it's meant to be used, I think they forgot to tell this guy that it's not advisable to spin/jump before you shoot...

[tnez63]

This was epic. Continuous series would be awesome

[mcmeister89]

"180 fucky-uppy".

Awesome. Saizen, this is easily in my top three videos from you. Possibly a continuous series?

[RoastedGaming]

hahaha, I know this guy. This was hilarious :L

[Model1337s]

yooo! i played with this guy on gun game ante up he went 3-21

[CaRbONPREFiiX]

@Model1337s lol fail dont play gun game lets not lie.

[CaRbONPREFiiX]

@Model1337s also played only one game off black ops 2day  just came off because my friend went on cod4 so STFU you random

[Model1337s]

@CaRbONPREFiiX ??????????????????????????????­????????????????? Calling me a random when you started talking to me??? stop censoring. and it was a couple months ago so calm your nipples cheesefart

[CaRbONPREFiiX]

@Model1337s i have only had this account for about 2 weeks so you know..... and if you think i am shit just add me zPREFiiXz

[Model1337s]

@CaRbONPREFiiX you are shit, and i mustve made a mistake because his name was LITERALLY the same as yours but i think it has 2 p's thats why im sorry

[Model1337s]

@CaRbONPREFiiX added u

[15787marijn]

Xd that made my day

[15787marijn]

Hide the kids, hide the wife, the palmtree is raping everyone.

[MrTweetums23]

i can feel my noobie boobie levels rising just by watching this

[YallStayFalse]

at 1:37, Saizen was killed D: by some noobie boobie named PABLO _____89

[rubysauce]

hes a helicopter about to take off with all that spinning..

[BabyApesAreTheBest]

He was probably trying to get footage to put on Youtube. Saizen, you just made this person's dream come true. I salute you.

[mcmeister89]

This definitely needs to become a series. I mean, it's not like you can run out of material. Noobie boobies seem to appear like the offspring of rabbits that underwent test trials for viagra. They just... don't... stop... appearing.

[DigestiveCow]

I friching hate retards that think its cool to quickscope... Don't they know that we take the piss out of them sooo much?

[CaRbONPREFiiX]

@DigestiveCow better then noobtubeing

[trx1150]

Sounds like a Bear Grylls commentary :D love it

[lRoboToast]

Another great one man, love the humor. Box'd you, you deserve more subs!

[xGrapevines]

What's the accent??????????????

[CaRbONPREFiiX]

lol that me so funny sorry for being a noob i only play cod6 and i found this so funny! can i upload it to my channel please?

[RoastedLewis]

loool benjamin :P

[almostjibble]

Lolololololo sounds like Bear Grylls

[xTCom7]

Hilarious! You told us about this video.

[therevolverman]

you sound like bear grylls ..LOL

[autogamer98]

whats sad is that he wasn't the one with the most deaths on the enemy team

[Saizen13]

@autogamer98 I'll take someone who goes 20-32 with 1 cap and 2 defends over someone who goes 3-27 every single time. Hell, I'll even take him over someone who would go 27-3 with 0 caps and 0 defends. If they don't play the objective they should go play TDM.

[unbelivableLP]

@Saizen13 Meh people with good KD often help getting flag since they hold the enemy down with killstreaks.

[T55Storm]

are you a southafrican Stephen Hawking?

[VVuzzaFuzza]

Saizen I love you so damn much. I would do anything for you. I will cut myself for you because your just that funny.

[bywukime]

i love your videos

please commentate on other noobie gameplays :)

i also watched your entire Squeeks of the Week series in like 3 hours

[Deathuntneki4]

so gai.

[UriaHammonRaviel]

I wonder how many messages and friend requests he has got as a result of this video.

[Saizen13]

@UriaHammonRaviel Hopefully nothing negative. I didn't make this to make his / her life a living hell. It was merely to point out how ridiculous it is that such a large number of people play like this, hurting their team greatly in the process, for the hopes of getting a few montage clips everyone has seen 10,000 times more than they'd like to.

[RoastedLewis]

@Saizen13 you can play call of duty however you like and how you have fun.... dude its a game ffs your meant to have fun

[KingGimpo333]

@RoastedLewis

But when playing like that in a team-based game mode your "fun" is detracting from the fun of everyone else around you. If you want to have "fun" please go play FFA.

[RoastedLewis]

@KingGimpo333 hmm do you know what else detracts from the fun, noob tubes and all the filthy bullshit in black ops and ffa is riddled with it and if you want to play properly, just party up its simple.

[KingGimpo333]

@RoastedLewis

If someone kills me with a noobtube in BO, I'll congratulate them. That aside, you still seem to be missing the point. Most people that play on CoD don't play in parties, or at least only play with 1-2 other people. Saying "just party up" as a solution to you being a horrible teammate is just asinine and shows that you refuse to admit to being the original problem. Also, remember in FFA you have a higher probability for your spinning-and-shooting to hit someone! Montage time!

[CaRbONPREFiiX]

@KingGimpo333 i play cod for fun so should you tryharding camping in a corner is not fun for me spinning around is...... using a ak47 is easy to get a gameplay snipeing isnt this is just one game where i do really bad.... i am a good sniper and a good all round player everyone fails from time to time and also i was in a party and we was lagging becasue we are eu not na so whats the point in tryhading anyway i had fun and i love this vid and i bet you sometimes get game like this so stfu

[KingGimpo333]

@CaRbONPREFiiX

Games with 0 caps and 0 defends?  No, I have never had a game like that.

[CaRbONPREFiiX]

@KingGimpo333 i am not a try hard like you then and your prob shit you just think your good over youtube this is one game where i do shit so what i have been in the top 20 eu sniper clans i have done mlg..... i was pissing around with my m8s i h8 tryhards like you and at least i am nt hating on the vid!

[KingGimpo333]

@CaRbONPREFiiX

Wow. This, is hilarious.

[CaRbONPREFiiX]

@KingGimpo333 all i am trying to say that this is just one game... if you wanna be a cock be a cock no more 2 say

[Saizen13]

@RoastedLewis I agree with you one hundred percent, it is your game, play it how you want to. However, when playing a team based objective game mode it goes from having fun to hurting your teammates which is selfish. One person might be having fun, but you're taking the fun away from your 5 teammates who are playing the objective. Now it's a 5 on 6 which lowers their odds of winning PLUS it's feeding us easy killstreaks. One person has fun, five people potentially rage. Not a good situation.

[CaRbONPREFiiX]

@Saizen13 i was in a full party and we was lagging bad that why i was messing around

[Bluesmeup]

@Saizen13 No you made it for your own personal gain. There are so many reasons why the person could have been playing like that, and whats it to you?

[Saizen13]

@Bluesmeup How many legitimate reasons are there to be playing like this? I can think of two. One, just messing around and two, going for montage clips. Both should be done in FFA imo. Otherwise you're just hurting your teammates.

[CaRbONPREFiiX]

@UriaHammonRaviel i havnt had any

[sharkyuk13]

@saizen amazing great vid I had sort of same thing happen yesterday with my own team mate on competitive play might put it in my file share

[PolarBearMath]

I've fallen for your accent Saizen :)

[MrTomothy]

Click 10:22 repeatedly :)

[Saizen13]

@MrTomothy lol

[Whiteboy7thstrulz]

@Saizen13

you make me laugh every time

[SissySauce]

I'm sending this video in to the Discovery Channel. Good shit.

[bigusy786]

@MrTomothy HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[KingGimpo333]

10:15

Saizen almost loses it. XD

[KingGimpo333]

This made me laugh so much. I hate quickscopers so much. It really is because of asshats like this guy that playing in a party is almost a necessity in Domination. It is also why actual sniping is so nerfed, which is unfair to people who like that style. I play with a guy who defends the team by sniping halfway across the map while we capture.

(Also, I tap Y repeatedly...it's a nervous tick)

[itsjuztinynot]

I would also like to see this made into a series. After being brought to you my AskaCapper i watched the entire SOTW series and i really enjoy your videos.

[Saizen13]

@itsjuztinynot Thank you so much for going back and watching them, that really means a lot to me.

[MarrickFait]

Palm trees may be dangerous, but have you heard what those Maple trees can do? Sickening, truley sickening...

[Saizen13]

@MarrickFait Don't even say it. It's far too deesqueezting *covers ears and eyes* *falls down staircase* S***!!!

[MarrickFait]

@Saizen13

*starts up chainsaw*

Time to die Maples!

No but really, you should like, have a commentary about playing the objective. Sometimes I don't get captures in Domination, but the high killstreaks help my team, and I tell them that. I don't play with partys much so I don't really expect my team to be organized enough to follow directions.

[Browncurse]

it would be awesome if a montage maker saw this video and saw how they look most of the time... and maybe realize we dont want them on our team?

[mx309]

Love this. Pretty much accounts for 76% of my domination teammates i get paired up with.

[kirchination]

I swear I played this same guy today. That spinning tomahawk maneuver seems all too familiar.

[supersamurai107]

Lol what made you wanna do a noobie boobie lifestyle thing? Also did that person send in a clip to you or you spectating him lol

[Maorish1]

3 kills and 27 deaths?

I think its time for a MONTAGE!

[VAQUING1991]

What is the deal with that YY/▲▲, and not even reload canceling??? just to be tryhard, or has it some kind of purpose? I play on the PC and i have NEVER seen something like this happen there.

[KingGimpo333]

@VAQUING1991

Quickscopers think it looks cool or something. I do it as a nervous tick since I only use semi/burst guns (except for the Enfield =P) and need to do something to keep my trigger finger busy.

[KatayokoNoTenshi]

With enemies like these who needs an entire team?

[unbelivableLP]

Just play the fucking game right...War simulation and not a fucking circus simulator.

[BeAStiiAliTY]

why did you delete off of psn saizen????? i miss you <3

[BigBeefBaby]

Cant believe I died to him :(

[Verdugo270]

It's people like him who ruin games. Because of QS'ing in MW2, their was no such thing as team work. Now these same kids think people are going to want to watch their unoriginal videos seeing as their are already 30,000 channels for QSers.

[ModelOmega]

K, I've tried to hold this back for too long, I just can't wait any longer.

MUST

WRITE

Saizen 13 x Raging Amish FANFICTION!!!

I'm sorry :(

[BladeNoir]

This guy wants to be Grizz so bad...

[MachineGecko1]

A 180 Fuckie Upie :3

[thejessecola]

This guy was the greatest COD player hands down. Did you see how many times he almost got that no scope or random tomahawk... but then he didn't? I want to get lessons. Now.

[rush2795]

haha great stuff saizen :)

[TheILucidOne]

Haha Hilarious! Get your skype fixed! <3

[Adsteria]

This is great it should be a series (:

[Saizen13]

@Adsteria Consider this episode 1. If I see another person doing this, you can count on episode 2.

[VowOfApathy]

This player is a beast! You need to watch out for the palm trees man, don't underestimate. lol What made you think to go to theater to watch this guys gameplay Saizen?

[Saizen13]

@VowOfApathy Our whole team was talking about him throughout the game because he kept failing trick shots (he did this three games straight). My friend jessecola mentioned shooting him as he was jumping off a cliff, so I had to go back and watch it. Little did I know he was doing all of this the entire match, lol.

[aeaglechrislb09]

FIRST...almost -_-

240p is the only way to enjoy Saizen

[Saizen13]

@aeaglechrislb09 :)