Calibrations- Garrus Vakarian

[iamsupercoolguy]

hi, im looking for a mass effect song, much like this. it has tali and shepard singing. and its to the tune of airplanes by BOB and hayley . also the video was a picture of them both riding a garruscorn

[MaDarko239]

Thank you... internet.

[IHaveYourSealab]

I'm putting this song on the radio: WSBF FM CLEMSON 88.1 wsbf.net/listen.......SOON.

[selphiexfairy]

Looool

[Freelin77]

Kelly: "Stick it in me you dirty turian!"

Garrus: "can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[MrKisameHoshigaki]

Shepard comes in and sees Garrus fucking Kelly:

S: What the fuck are you doing with my girlfriend, Garrus?

G: Can this wait for a bit? I'm the middle of some calibrations...

[MrStokesy1]

I was going to use a Calibration joke on you... but than i realized you were stupid, and that i should Eat you...

[DarkMetalOmega]

I have this on my Ipod now. Too good to pass up on Youtube :D

[ash356]

All of Garrus's dialogue on the Normandy in Mass effect 3 should consist of him shouting:

'CALIBRATIONS!"!!!! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME ****ING CALIBRATIONS!!!'

Shepherd: 0_o

Amidst many other angry calibration rants.

[BrainWashingSociety]

Garrus has such a shady voice.

[190shepard]

i used be soldier like shepard then i ve got missile to my face

[looker999997]

The song is actually decent without the damn annoying lyrics.

[messiha666]

Garrus: God, i swear one day....

Renegade Shep: What, you're going to get so mad that you'll shoot us? You'll miss because your gun wasn't fully calibrated!

[MeowdolfKitler]

Needs more calibrations.

[jchamp1423]

Best song out! Lol

[CptBomBom00]

Nooooooo my Top comment got replaced that's so sad :(.

[TheRealTaco87]

I was in the middle of some calibrations, but then I took a missile to the face

[NeoStrife000]

Y NOT DOWNLOAD LINK!

[Bobubobme]

Garrus "Calibrations" Vakarian

[UncleWerowolf]

Fan's: Mass Effect 3?...

BioWare: Can this wait for a bit? We in the middle of some calibrations.

[Death2uall92]

Can't it wait a calibrations, I'm in the middle of a minute.

[TheRidersChoice]

back for my daily dose...

[OhSeamus]

oh damn Garrus' voice in German is already sexy as hell but this .....awwwww yeaaahhh. calibraaations.

[thecrackisalie]

And by "callibrations," we totally mean sex.

[190shepard]

in school i am middle of calibration about twice day

[TheSmellyBumTom]

Shepard: "Hey Garrus, Happy birthday. Have you bought some birthday cake ?"

Garrus: "Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some birthday calibrations"

[hgaflerby]

"Oh, I didn't, hmm..." LOL, this is awesome.

[firilexu]

oo my god O-ZONE+GARRUS=CALIBRATIONS

[Glyph101]

Am I the only one reminded of senor Cardgage?

[XxXtaby]

This just gave my life meaning. FOR CALIBRATIONS!!! :D

[j3cts]

@190shepard that was the worst delivery of a joke I've ever seen, heard or touched

[Alowisiuz]

Garrus: Shepard, I'm glad you came by. I may need your help. Sidonus has...

Shepard: Sorry Garrus, I don't have time. I'm in the middle of some important calibrations...

Garrus: .....

Shepard: * puts sunglasses on* YEEEAAAHHH

[bmaverick24]

This is my new ringtone :D

[Roarkshop]

Oh...I didn't... hmmmm

[quidproquo2004]

Why does this exist?

[darkhummy]

Can it wait for abit? We took an arrow in the calibrations.

[GodPlageon]

@darkhummy almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[190shepard]

garrus in middle of fight and shepard says fire your weaponto enemy garrus say cant wait for bit my weapon need calibrate first 

[gabgasms]

Garrus to Shepard: I used to be a spacer like you, then I had to do some calibrations

[CptBomBom00]

HAHAHAh Arrow to the knee, its kind of old, I prefer that dude in windhelm, he got hit by sword to the chest.

[Dumbmajor9696]

I'm callibrating this arrow for my knee.

[ThrawnLPS30STM]

Garrus: Arrow to the knee, you say?

Well, I took a missle to the face.

[Oxideist]

@ThrawnLPS30STM And still calibrating daily :D

[Oxideist]

@ThrawnLPS30STM And still calibrating daily :D

[ivanguliashki]

@ThrawnLPS30STM Shepard:Missle to the face you say...I went through the atmosphere of a planet and crashed on it's surface full force.

[MrStokesy1]

@ivanguliashki ... Garrus didn't require a 2 Year rebuilding process that was somewhere in the billions and billions of credits...

[ivanguliashki]

@MrStokesy1 YOU WIN THIS TIME! xD

[MrStokesy1]

@ivanguliashki Pimp

[hgaflerby]

I start singing the lyrics to Numa Numa until whatever Garrus says makes me laugh. Lol, this is too funny.

[Khyle1989]

lol this is awesome

[AZ240992]

Do people care to look at the comments before they do the 'an arrow to the knee' joke because this is just get frickin old. Its just gettin worn out very quickly, as with every internet joke.

[AweSomeRussianOne]

I used to be in the middle of some calibrations, then I took an arrow in the knee

[alhimal]

I was in the middle of some callibrations, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[90Rush]

@alhimal I was in the middle of taking an arrow to the knee, but then ... ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL

[halosky258]

@alhimal Arrow to the knee huh? Well i took a rocket to the face.

[tehBLAX]

@halosky258 So you just stole the fucking top comment

[halosky258]

@tehBLAX yep and i'm proud

[tehBLAX]

@halosky258 Stealing top comments, heavy risk... but the prize?

[halosky258]

@tehBLAX Well played i tip my hat to you good sir

[zazismrx]

First the calibrations,

Then the bitches.

[umya223]

i was gonna do some Calibrations then i took a arrow to the knee

[perropeppe]

thumbs up if you have a male shepard but you still slept with Garrus

[IzzyLovesRock]

I used to calibrate weapons too, until I took an arrow in the knee

[Strytax]

LOOOOL

[RaresFinatan]

LMAO. FUCKING EXCELLENT.

[CptBomBom00]

I really thank you guy's for tumbling my comment up, I really appreciate it.

[Musikkingofthecookie]

ME3 Garrus Death

Shepard: GARRUS! HOLD ON IM COMING WITH MEDI-GEL!

Garrus: Sorry Shepard...Im doing some...calibrations *garrus dies*

Shepard: ...Da fuck?

[BonScott21]

If Bob Dylan and Barry White had a child and sent him to the year 2183 where he became a techno star... this would be the result.

[kununity]

Since Bioware launched the "calibrations" meme i bet cassie hudson is gonna get so pissed off that in ME3 Garrus is gonna have some kind of massive rocket launcher that destroys all the reapers in one shot while shepard is having sex (again) with one his crewmembers

[TheForeignGamer]

Just watch Garrus have some huge-ass gun in ME3, and he takes down three Reapers in one shot. Those calibrations will be worth it.

[RhinoBlindado]

Calibrations, Calibrations everywhere

[SimonGuy10]

Garrus is such a badass Death came for him.... And Garrus said "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations..." Death went away after that...

[Dylantricky1]

ASSUMING DIRE-can it wait for a bit? I'm doing some calibrations.

[Musikkingofthecookie]

You wanna hear Garrus with a sexier voice? heres how you do

Press start, go into control pannel, enter sound and locate Realtech HD

Then enter sound effect

and then lower his voice to -4

Your welcome.

[wootlegion]

@Musikkingofthecookie Conexant hardware here. Problem?

[NekoHunterx3]

Math=Somewhere horrible

[ARavingLooony]

wonder what his new excuse will b in ME3 if he dosent wanna talk?

[darksteelsoldier]

@ARavingLooony More calibrations of course

[mangatakeshi]

I can't...stop laughing.

[Mokurable]

Liara to my Shep: Two years, Shepard! And now Garrus is doing more than just calibrating the Normandy's weapons!

Nearly had me dying with laughter. Garrus and Liara - most epic. XD

[CptBomBom00]

@Mokurable Especially if you cheat with Miranda on her, oh man then she so jealous of that low-cut jump suit.

[Mokurable]

@CptBomBom00 Hm. That I have yet to try. Next Gameplay then. =)

[CptBomBom00]

@Mokurable

Peace man.

[paganini799]

@Mokurable When?

[Mokurable]

@paganini799 In Shadow Broker, when you have been with Liara in ME1 and switch to Garrus in ME2 and want to talk to her about your former relationship. Right after you defeated that Asari Spectre.

[CptBomBom00]

I think he calibrated the guns enough, so in ME3 he could comment on things.

[DeathReave]

"No copyright infringement intended". so um, just askin, if u kill a man, can u say "no murder intended?"

[godofimagination]

In ME3 Bioware is going to make him talk his mouth off, and everyone will be like "you're so annoying! go calibrate!"

[seonking21]

Doing calibrations...tsk tsk... he just lies...

[seonking21]

Bioware should've made it where if you tried to romance Garrus he'd say:.....

[CptBomBom00]

I would love BioWare putting Easter Egg in ME3 about Garrus calibrating, but who wouldn't.

[FlamingCog]

huh, I'm listerning to this at 13:37

[mamobster1500]

Bro i remember when this had about 3,000 views. good job lol

[CptBomBom00]

Also this what people will listen in 2185 and 3 years later.

[CptBomBom00]

Turians don't dance or sing.

hmmmmmm lies here is a turian super extranet star.

[charlottebrady96]

Its funnier when you put it on 1.5 x Speed :D

[WOLF777dude]

I fuckin' love Garrus.

[CptBomBom00]

Who's up for him to say calibrations at least once in ME3?

thumbs up if you are. :-)

[charlottebrady96]

@CptBomBom00 OMG YES especially if he/commander shepard referenced back to his ''calibrations'' in ME2

[CptBomBom00]

@charlottebrady96 YEah

Shepard- so Garrus your not calibrating anymore?

Garrus- When joker let the EDI out her blockade she calibrates and I'm here in armory repairing guns.

Shepard- can I talk to ?

Garrus- can it wait for a bit i'm in middle of some reparations.

[skate4life5050]

@charlottebrady96 haha that'd be hilarious- "That took longer than my calibrations on the second normandy."

[xXLDeusXx]

@CptBomBom00 once my ass! now i want the romance scene to have him saying calibrations!!!

[VinWizzy]

@CptBomBom00 Well... why the hell not?

[typoded]

@CptBomBom00 if they made liara reference it in the DLS they undoubtedly will lol...

[Awookado]

Garrus is the only reason I played as a FemSheppard.

[Agoonga]

I love the way he says "calibrations"

[mujuma]

Probably the most liked Mass Effect squad-member (probably more than Tali), yet he has the least speach in Mass Effect 1 & 2? FUCKING CALIBRATIOSNWQKJEQWJKEw!

[CptBomBom00]

Shepard- Garrus cannons don't work properly could you fix them?

Garrus- Canit wait for a bit I'am in the middle of some calibrations.

*Shepard talks through the intercom*-Ahh Fuck Garrus you not calibrating again are you?

Garrus- *calibrating pages in fornax*

Shepard- Garrus are you there?

Garrus- can it wait for a bit I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Shepard- *Knocks on the door* - garrus?*door opens*

*garrus snoring and talking to him self*

garrus- calibrations,calibrations.

[Minnakht23]

@CptBomBom00 As far as I know, Fornax surprisingly doesn't have a turian edition.

[CptBomBom00]

@Minnakht23 They don't have what!

That's an direct insult, not having turian edition.

[CptBomBom00]

Sidonos disliked this vid.

[ARavingLooony]

all those calibrations better b worth it in ME3 garrus

[CptBomBom00]

@ARavingLooony I bet he won't calibrate in ME3 or I am wrong?

[autumslollipop]

pmsl x epic

[autumslollipop]

pmsl x epic

[codwawnazizombies1]

Who the hell disliked?

[hgaflerby]

Wait a minute, this is set to the NUMA NUMA song, isn't it? Awesome.

[CptBomBom00]

What do you want from his outfit, he calibrated this by him self.

[Valroark13]

I want to see a music video to this SO Badly! Great song!

[webb20k]

Lol what the fuck is up with his clothes dodgy hat and glasses. 

[CptBomBom00]

haahahahhahahaahhabauahuahauha­uahuuhhahahauaubabauhha.

Need Me For Something?

easing tension and blowing off steam that's what I will do from now on and calibrations of my xbox every day.

[freakplace1]

this is going straight to my ipod

[CptBomBom00]

Calibrations and poping heat sink.

[punn213]

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some c-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[keshaz12]

Chronic Mastur-- I mean, calibrations!

Garrus was hiding the truth all along!

[KlaymenDel]

Garrus stays alone on the Normandy.

Garrus: -Let's see. What do you think about Morinth's boobs, Garrus ?

Garrus: -Can it wait for a bit ? I'm in the middle of some callibrations.

Garrus: Shit.

Garrus: Indeed.

[DarkB1ueKnight]

Shepard: Good news Garrus after I leave the Normandy you will assume control and you will be assigned as a spectre, all you have to do is accept right now or never..

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[CptBomBom00]

why didn't harbinger included this in his album?

[Shadow11779]

@CptBomBom00 because Harbringer isnt Garras Vakarian?

[OppasYeobo]

CALIBRATING DIRECT CONTROL

[TheForgottenCherish]

ROFL XD

[BadJokeHD]

I think doing some calibration is turian for watching internet porn O.o

[CptBomBom00]

last shot before poping heat sink.

:)

[CptBomBom00]

Let's hope he calibrated those guns enough, I will need them in ME3.

[zinki120]

This whole song is so full of Turian sexual innuendo!! lol

[GreasemonkeyCGI]

Garrus is so awkward.

[ltmajorcrunch]

"Hi, you've reached Garrus. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now; I'm in the middle of some calibrations."

[rmack1205]

i dont get it

[Br0k3nL1m1ts]

@rmack1205 have you played Mass Effect 2?

[rmack1205]

@Br0k3nL1m1ts i dont get it

[Br0k3nL1m1ts]

@rmack1205 dude, the only answers you could give me there are yes or no. "i dont get it" means nothing.

[rmack1205]

@Br0k3nL1m1ts i dont get it

[xGeorge95]

@rmack1205 fucking idiot

[rmack1205]

@xGeorge95 i dont get it

[Equilibr1st]

Take rocket to the face, slap on a bandage and kick more ass xD

[Br0k3nL1m1ts]

@Equilibr1st damn fucking right! I mean, there's still more calibrations to be done, can't die yet!

[naierer]

Can someone please tell me where I can find the original audio clip for the line? -_-

[KlaymenDel]

Shepard: Okay ! This is the main Reaper Ship. Garrus, show them our teeth ! FIRE THE MAIN GUN !

Garrus: Can it wait for a...

Shepard: Hold on a sec. Wtf were you calibrating then for the whole time ?

Garrus: Uh. Oh...Well...Ehm... You can't harm a dead man, can you ? *shoots himself*

[TheNinjaKiwi]

3 people were turned down because Garrus would rather work on Calibrations.

[SpaceBanaynay]

calibrations = fapping

[UnholyJesus181]

@SpaceBanaynay

Shepard: Hey Garrus, do you know what happened to all the tissu-OH SWEET CHRIST

Garrus: CAN IT WAIT FOR A BIT?! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME CALIBRATIONS!!!

[Ztr9]

why do I love this?

[SoCalAries]

He's definitely on that red sand, recalibrating for no reason like a tweaker.

[TheNightmareOverlord]

Kanye:i'm real happy for and I'mma let you finish but harbring-

Garrus:can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[parnakuma]

Ohh, I didnt--hm...

[dragonforks93]

In Mass Effect 3, Garrus will finally reveal that he has finished calibrating his Reaper off button

[dzeiks91]

@dragonforks93 but what if the real result would be a coffee vending machine

[dragonforks93]

@dzeiks91 Then it had better be some damn good coffee.

[nightechidna]

I fangasm'd.

[schwalbe]

Garrus is DA SHIT

[DarthAnspor]

Garrus almost considered cross-species intercourse, but immediately went back to his calibrations.

[lockonU]

quick question. Where can i get that picture??

[slashuur8760]

If only this was in the alternate appearance packs. Two dollars well spent.

[VulneraryMango]

Ah yes, calibrations.