Wow he sure talks alot. For some reason i thought he was more quiet. Not to mention if you ask him 1 question he can talk for like several hours on one dam thing. i love detailed dudes
You know you are one lucky son of a bitch for having her... and you give hope for everyone :) way the go dud ! :) |m| also hope you'll ever read this ,which I doubt... cheers
@milansikidjo yeah, I'm just a fan of his so unless the day comes where he sees this and tells me to take it down he'll prob not read this, sorry. But hey it's not like he's hard to reach. Go on twitter. he's there all the time.
Is it just me or does this guy not look that fat...I know he gets thrown off planes and talks about being fat but he looks like a normal chubby American.
i totally get this! i was getting head for the first time and i was catching the back moler the whole time and it hurt like fuck but i didn't say shit...ended up with a imprint on the tip of my dick
@Iwantudead -- Man, the number of chicks who won't open their mouths wide enough to NOT hit the back molars; it's a drag, but you grimace and bear it. It's like pizza--even when it's cold, it's good. I love Smith's candor; it's what makes his screen dialog so good. But I'm sure that 1000's of us have dick-hurting stories to match or beat his; women just don't realize how fragile that thing is.
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well... look at him. if he was a normal guy with making 50k a year there's no way he would have pulled that. or i could be wrong, maybe she has low self esteem or something...
so your theory is that she wanted the benjamins so much she married and had a kid with him? and instead of say divorcing him out the go, stayed married to him for I believe 9 years now because she didn't "feel pretty enough".
Pay attention to this story very carefully. A man with a sore on his penis pentrates a woman. He has no regard for his or her safety. This is an sad story by an otherwise a great filmmaker.
Damn. I'm a 32 yr. old virgin and I wouldn't get that injured for a night with anyone!! I mean, I would've spoke up and told her about it before it went too far. Good on ya Kevin!
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His wife looks like the girl i like. Hot as fuck.
shane809887 4 months ago
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shane809887 4 months ago
Is there no part 3?
iiapplejacksii 8 months ago
Wow he sure talks alot. For some reason i thought he was more quiet. Not to mention if you ask him 1 question he can talk for like several hours on one dam thing. i love detailed dudes
WonderWomanFan4life 8 months ago
great story teller. I love Kevin Smith he rocks
WonderWomanFan4life 8 months ago
You know you are one lucky son of a bitch for having her... and you give hope for everyone :) way the go dud ! :) |m| also hope you'll ever read this ,which I doubt... cheers
milansikidjo 10 months ago 2
@milansikidjo yeah, I'm just a fan of his so unless the day comes where he sees this and tells me to take it down he'll prob not read this, sorry. But hey it's not like he's hard to reach. Go on twitter. he's there all the time.
dragonknightzz1 10 months ago 5
@milansikidjo stop saying dud....dude
kane5000 9 months ago
@milansikidjo stop saying dud....dude lol
kane5000 9 months ago
You know Kevin your are the only media persons that I see as just a regular guy , not like some god like star... rock on dud ! :)
milansikidjo 10 months ago
He is unbelievably brilliant
RitchyBGone 11 months ago
He looks like phillip seymour hoffman
chizel17 11 months ago
I'm always afraid of that happening when wearing jeans.
Okin17 1 year ago
Is it just me or does this guy not look that fat...I know he gets thrown off planes and talks about being fat but he looks like a normal chubby American.
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jendykrishna 1 year ago
what a fucking lad. love him
charlesbyers 1 year ago
This is why I wear basketball shorts under jeans... keeps the zipple accident from happening
lionslicer9999 1 year ago
i totally get this! i was getting head for the first time and i was catching the back moler the whole time and it hurt like fuck but i didn't say shit...ended up with a imprint on the tip of my dick
Iwantudead 1 year ago
@Iwantudead -- Man, the number of chicks who won't open their mouths wide enough to NOT hit the back molars; it's a drag, but you grimace and bear it. It's like pizza--even when it's cold, it's good. I love Smith's candor; it's what makes his screen dialog so good. But I'm sure that 1000's of us have dick-hurting stories to match or beat his; women just don't realize how fragile that thing is.
PoffyTheCucumber 9 months ago
@PoffyTheCucumber u got it brotha
Iwantudead 9 months ago
If I was the next person in line, I would have asked to see his tattoo.
KirbyMaster14 1 year ago 2
I'm making a full film this summer. I will put this in there.
x7Chaos 1 year ago
@x7Chaos how do you mean? cause i think permissions might need to be gotten
dragonknightzz1 1 year ago 11
He's actually really sexy even though he didn't think so, and his sweetness makes him more attractive.
edscissprs08 1 year ago
i wish i could attend one of his talks!
any1 here listen to hid SModcast?
it rules
mo389 1 year ago 3
@mo389 i listen. it's awesome. my favorites are the forgetticus one, the time astronaut one and the guybrator one.. those three are awesome =D
ricardjorg 1 year ago
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azrial4421 1 year ago
why the hell isn't it loading? grrrrr. oh well .
roddyjo 1 year ago
Only Kevin...
RichardDerekPerkins 2 years ago
the lengths men will go to fuck.
tragic1Kingdom 2 years ago 2
aint it great? lol.
roddyjo 1 year ago
That would be GREAT in a flick! hahaha
theETOkid1 2 years ago
what kevin says after telling her wife about the open wound?
on 7:18
the wife's reaction, what is it?
iwannabeyourdog1969 2 years ago
i think french, and if my guessing and google translate are right it translates to "what what?"
dragonknightzz1 2 years ago
@dragonknightzz1 it translates as "what is this" and it's qu'est-ce que c'est.
purklefluff 1 year ago
qu'est-ce que c'est? means What was that?
AvaT4r 2 years ago 8
i was close, but thank you for providing the correct answer
dragonknightzz1 2 years ago
@iwannabeyourdog1969 She says "Qu'est-ce que c'est", it means "what's this" in french.
Waihekean 1 year ago
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she had to have married him for money or something...
alexander92648 2 years ago
ok i'll bite, what exactly makes you say that?
dragonknightzz1 2 years ago
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well... look at him. if he was a normal guy with making 50k a year there's no way he would have pulled that. or i could be wrong, maybe she has low self esteem or something...
alexander92648 2 years ago
so your theory is that she wanted the benjamins so much she married and had a kid with him? and instead of say divorcing him out the go, stayed married to him for I believe 9 years now because she didn't "feel pretty enough".
dragonknightzz1 2 years ago
XD LOL I thought the beginning of the making out was sweet and the ending of it was fucking hilarious
final10zarnakand 2 years ago
7:43 smoooooooooth sailin ;)
doyly909 2 years ago
now thats smooth.....
Curien247 2 years ago
that's was graphic, but really really sweet :D
SaraZee67 2 years ago 3
2:37 XD
1welcome2 2 years ago
he is so sweet....his wife is very lucky...
GIA126 2 years ago 31
they are both very lucky
pancho8721 2 years ago
@GIA126 TOTALLY!!! i wanna find a guy who can story tell like he can and has such good wit
Zugspitze66 4 months ago
He's authentic in so many ways. Love him!
LA3226 2 years ago 6
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xvcranevx 2 years ago
Well. if he used a condom, then there was no risk to her, really.
DontTouchMyTea 2 years ago 3
are you a man or woman?
deathbot290 2 years ago
Damn. I'm a 32 yr. old virgin and I wouldn't get that injured for a night with anyone!! I mean, I would've spoke up and told her about it before it went too far. Good on ya Kevin!
ninjayang 2 years ago
are you male or female?
LA3226 2 years ago
Male. Women wouldn't get injured because they don't want it that bad anyway!
ninjayang 2 years ago
@ninjayang -- to paraphrase THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN:
Mooj: It's okay not to have sex. Not everybody's a pussy magnet. You, uh, what are you, 25?
ninjayang: I'm 32--
Mooj: Holy shit, man, you got to get on dat!
PoffyTheCucumber 9 months ago 2
laid...yeah....by battery acid X(
inkblotgod 2 years ago 2
32 and virgin? why? if u don't believe in sex before marriage then i suggest u get married ASAP! pooor thing
257335 2 years ago
hahaha ditto..
LA3226 2 years ago
That is one of the sweetest stories I've ever heard that involves a phallic wound
jollymanbigboy 2 years ago 52
that would suck!! but atleast he still got layed.. YeeeaaHHHH
jaypay09 2 years ago 2