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  • Wait, did that alien baby get bigger over the course of 2 episodes??

  • was your mother a flaming sword swallower??? we could use somebody to replace donut!

  • sarge still thinks its like WWII

  • Why does Grif's sister seem extremely more buff then all of them there..

  • Sarge is sexist, or extremely old. Because if there are more than capable women serving in the army now, then 100's of years there are probably more. And he knows Tex right???

  • Grifs sister has a high voice and it hurts my ears. :/

  • Im Ok, Im Ok *he fells* im not ok

  • Sister- the only reason you watched season 5

  • Is it me, or are the suggestion video's getting weirder and weirder?

  • Lol sister's awesome

  • wtf is with the related vids?

  • @LucasTheAutobot I KNOW, RIGHT?!  0_o

  • Why are there always weird suggestions on redvsblue

  • poor grif

  • i guess donuts sisters armour is the same color as her hair

  • Ahhhhhh ohw

  • @SGTmajiorpotato I know right it's like shut the fuck up!

  • Is Donut dead? =(

  • "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! Ow."

    poor Donut. :(

  • Im okay Im okay! Im not okay! Now I see a big ship!! Now i know Im hallucinating! Caboose actually knows what that means! Smarter than u think

  • y is there a vid called strippin in the side bar?

  • I love how Church is right But to Dumb

  • Was your mom a flaming sword swallower? We could use someone to replace Donut XD!!!!!!!!

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  • I MEAN I KNEW GRIF WAS ORANGE BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE NOW THAT HIS SISTER SHOWED UP I EVEN LOOK AT THE OLDER EPISODES REAL QUICK HE LOOKS ORANGE AS FUCK!!! 0.o

  • If you look up in that last map, theres a ship-sized hole in the ceiling... also a donut shaped hole not too far from it. Go figure....

  • "Does ur gun shoot brownies?"

  • lol excuse me, im not a nerd, my mom says there's nothing shameful about being smart... haha...

  • Sarge i always knew that there was a possibility that Grif would have blood relatives but i always held on to the hope that he was the horrible by product of a turd manufacturing plant

  • who plays griff's sister?

    

  • So... Griff is one of the smartest characters but is too lazy to care, but his sister is a female version of caboose? Hmmm...

  • why in my suggestion bar to the right that there is always one or two sex related videos -__-

  • ah i get it shes a dumb blond

  • you know you got lady parts

    "so"

    sarge:this isnt the cooking and sewing army

  • WHY HASN'T ANYONE GOTTEN THE FUCKING SHIP OFF DONUT!!!!!! DUMBASSES!!! HE MAKES THE WHOLE SERIES........ and caboose

  • @gokuandvegetass2 wait....... you haven't got past this season? I've finished the new one.

  • Go. Home.

    W.e. Make me!

    Lmao

  • lol does ur gun shoot brownies :D

  • ??? I thought that they were hundreds of years in the future? so how could griffs sister still be alive?

  • im ok

    im ok

    im not ok

    im holsnating

    yay

  • Haha Sarge... "Well unless this is the cooking and sewing army.."

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ow

  • i fucking pissed my pants when she said "Well when mom ran away to join the circus''

  • Donut is like the Kenny of RvB he keeps "dieing".

  • No. Church.is

    @Diagon12 

  • whatever, make. me.

  • Pure randomness

  • BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    

  • awwwwww, The baby elite got taller, look at it, a miracle of (FREAKISH) nature.

  • "To hear this message is Spanish, press 'dos'." I crapped my pants when I heard that, I was laughing so freaking hard.

  • So is Griff's sister a reference to Mission from KoToR? She also had a brother named Griff who took care of her and they have a somewhat smiler voice.

  • it wz bout time they added another character, this is goin be interestin

  • hi donut

  • our mom was the fat lady and the bearded lady.

    Oh..my..god. is it okay if I record everything you're saying?

  • I wonder if Epsilon-Church is going to reach Season 5 in his memories. Probably not.

  • Oh thank arkvoodle! I thought Doughnut ACTUALLY died!

  • at 4:33 LOL

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  • ...hahahaha is it sad that it's taken me almost three times of watching this series all the way thru to realize why Doc's armor is purple?

  • Does your gun shoot brownies, LMFAO best line ever

  • Well, they certainly had a biological weapon on board that ship, Church..... Just of a completely different kind.....

  • how lucky are the reds? they got a new feminine team mate to replace the last feminine team mate that just got killed by the ship.

  • @6Hollow and shes got lady parts *wink wink*

  • lol who else watched the ps3 trailer "To Micheal"

    Long live play

  • Grif has a sister?

  • So you know how the circus has the fat lady, and the bearded lady? Well, my mom could do both, 'cuz she's like, super talented.

    Oh. My. God...

    xD

  • to hear these options in spanish

    I HATE YOU

  • Not even underground can you escape the inevitable Red base and Blue base.

  • Hang on... when did Grif become orange... I swear he used to be much more yellow. I didn't even notice the change until his sister showed up! How subtle was that!??!

  • @corneliusfingers If you look closely, their armour colours sort of change when they come to the future. Just because they used a different version of the game.

  • @corneliusfingers Grif was always orange.

  • @corneliusfingers who are u caboose he's ORANGE

  • @corneliusfingers I think he changed when they went to the future, since the colors were more, you know, high def

  • @corneliusfingers He was original Halo orange

  • @corneliusfingers

    He has been orange since the time Church became a dick

  • @corneliusfingers They changed from halo 1 to halo 2

  • GRIFF'S SISTER.

    This'll be good. XD

  • this is a reminder that if you want to make fun of someone, talk to their sister first.

  • flaming sword swallower what is that

  • @mgnharrison Flaming means gay and sword sallower means penis.

  • @mgnharrison Hot Dick Sucker.

  • flaming sword swallower.......... funniest thing ever if you have a sick mind

  • Simmons is just like me xD

  • omg...a female caboose

  • @mckeeca93 But that's Donut's job!

  • at 4:44 when they show the alien baby i think it grew 0__0

  • Im OK! Im OK..! Im Not OK!

  • Sister: "Well you know how in Circuses there is always a bearded lady and a fat one? My Mom plays both because she is like super-talented."

    Simmons: "Oh My God, Is it ok if I record everything you say?"

  • donat cant die lol

  • im ok... im ok... im not ok

  • How do you uncrash a ship?

  • is it odd that sheila reminds me of GLaDOS? 0_o

  • @snakebug1 its not odd they are both very odd mofos

  • @snakebug1 no...

  • I've got a feeling that 520 people don't like sister very much.

  • yes. he hit the groung then said ow

  • So is donut alive?

  • Wait wait wait how can she be his sister if they went 800 years on the future there whole light drive story has alot of plot holes lol

  • @baburuto because she was going at light speed in the ship she some how travel through space time in a mater of seconds and traveled into the future

  • @baburuto I doubt they would think so much on like 5 min episodes thats just supposed to be funny,

  • The End Is ROTFL Funny

  • Grif's sis is the funniest character ever!  She's like Jillian from Family Guy!

  • 520 is a shishno

  • This has gotta be the funniest RvB episode ever.

  • lmao 

  • Caboose: I'm okay! I'm okay! *falls* I'm not okay!

  • lol, was your mom a flaming sword swallower, we could use somebody to replace donut.

  • anyone noticed that the baby alien have "grown" since the last episode, bad filming mates....

  • @TakeInIT1 Well, Babys grow...They do that, you know

  • @Shizogoten in what? maybe 5 min they grow 1 feet? maybe 2 feet?

  • @TakeInIT1 who knows, i never had a chance to observe an Alien Baby :p

  • @Shizogoten hmm, me neither :D

  • AM OK AM OK ....AM NOT OK

  • umm i think caboose is okay..:) LMFAO

  • commercials are too damn frequent

  • thumbs up if your tired of advertisement cuz it interupts your videos

  • Simmons said morris code...

  • wait!! isnt griff sarges son!!?

  • @94oGs he as only going to say that to fuck with grif

  • Sarge: "Wait was your mom a flaming sword swallower? We need someone to replace doughnut." roflmao

  • @nayrb6789 Lulz "replace".

  • I HATE YOU YOU FUNKING BITCH!

  • fuck vevo i got a fucking advertsiment at 2:29

  • I hate it when top comments spoil the funniest parts.

  • @ValidArgumentGaming its pretty much unavoidable

    

  • wow i never knew they would just go back to fighting

  • Grif= Geoff

    Simons= Gus

    Caboose= Joel

    Church= Burnie

    Doc= Matt

    Tucker= Jason

    Doughnut= Dan

    Sarge= Matt

    

  • Ok I kno that

    Grif= Geoff

    Simons= Gus

    Caboose= Joel

    Church= Burnie

    Doc= Mat

    Tucker= ?

    Doughnut= ?

    Sarge= ?

    Somebody help me out with the 1s I don't kno

  • THANK GOD! Donut isnt dead :)

  • thumbs up if griff got darker after his sister showed up

  • thank god i thought donut was dead -cres with joy- it wouldv been like losin caboose

  • Who else used to be on the reds side but then switched to the blue side because of Caboose? Thumbs up if you did.

  • caboose"im ok im ok im ok, (rock) im not ok

  • wow a baby 

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  • theres a problem with simmon's theory they sent in a request like 6 episodes ago not 800 years

  • @PowerDJuiceD They asked for reinforcements before they traveled 800 years forward in time I think.

  • Anyone else notice that Grif who has been called yellow a few times in the series has a sister who ACTUALLY wears the yellow armor. No wonder he made such a fuss about what color his armor was...

  • This show is hilarious.

  • get in ur ship uncrash it and fly home

  • Has anyone noticed that the thumbnails for like the last five videos have all been relatively the same?

  • @TacoKnight96 Its basically different pictures of the same conversation

  • I want to see tex comeback and beat the red teams girl.

  • @Sinki606 foreshadowing...

  • my mom says it's okay to be smart

  • a horrible possibility just occurred to me... what if grif's sister had found the great weapon?

  • i thought the reinforcements were going to be the red flag people

  • @deltahalo241 i was really hoping so...

  • "does your gun shoot brownies?"

    Great, now I want a brownie gun, and a brony gun so I know who's a brony and who isn't a brony.

  • GODDAMMIT!!! WHY CAN'T DONUT DIE????!!!!!

  • 520 are flaming swordswallowers 

  • Chicken Lips Green vs yellow :D

  • hahahahaa cooking and sewing army!! HAHAHAHA

  • "was your mum a flaming swords swallower?"

    no but she did swallow

    bow chika bow wow

  • Sarge and I are one of a kind

  • i just started watching this series this week and i got to say i expected humanity to be fucked grifs got a sister fuck my life and every one else with it damn it donut lives damn

  • i just started watching this series this week and i got to say i expected humanity to be fucked grifs got a sister fuck my life and every one else with it

  • thumbs up if u wanna c Sister's return in season 9!!!!!

  • poor donut. first hes gay, then he gets crushed and falls into an underground base, whats next? the ships gonna drop a nuke whiles its parked? lol

  • "Which one is the hippie drive?"

    ROFL

  • sister bow chicka bow-wow

  • y is the girl so big?

  • Church: Doc, we are royally screwed. Half our team is down, and I think-

    Doc: No it's not, look! Caboose is already back in action!

    Caboose: I'm okay! I'm okay... (falls)... I'm not okay!

  • caboose:im ok im ok im not ok

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Thunk* oww....

    haha so calm!!! i would be like WTF JUST HAPPENED!!!! haha

  • Looks like Donut just found the red and blue teams a new playground~!

  • I'm OK! I'm OK! *plop* I'm not OK!

  • How has Grifs sister survived the future jump?

  • why is it icy underneath blood gulch, is it just me or does blood gulch look like it would be really hot.

  • was your mom a flaming sword swallower? we could use someone to replace donut.

    probably the best line of all time.

  • Why are the top 2 comments always scenes of the video????

  • "Was your mom an flaming sword swallower?"

  • im ok im ok

    *falls*

    im not ok

  • Going at the speed of light, would time be going slower for the person?

  • @ThePokemonfan365

    No, it seems the same, if he was wearing a watch, the hands will still be running at the same speed, but the time will be different for someone on earth.

    The easiest way to put it is if 2 twins were born, one twin put on a space ship and sent into space for 20 years and then turn around and come back, he would be 40 years old (obviously), however due to the speed space twin is travelling, the other on earth would be 50 years old as time was faster for the earth twin

  • @jolicia12 - I always thought it was a 10:1 ratio from time on earth to time in space.

  • @ThePokemonfan365

    It's the twin paradox theory. It can be seen on smaller scale with super precise clocks flown in airplanes and satellites. Basically the person who has done the travelling has aged slower than his/her stay at home twin. Yet for both twins time has ran normally for themselves, its not that time has gone slower or faster for them, that's only in the view on the opposite twin, but individually time has ran normally.