Sarge is sexist, or extremely old. Because if there are more than capable women serving in the army now, then 100's of years there are probably more. And he knows Tex right???
I MEAN I KNEW GRIF WAS ORANGE BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE NOW THAT HIS SISTER SHOWED UP I EVEN LOOK AT THE OLDER EPISODES REAL QUICK HE LOOKS ORANGE AS FUCK!!! 0.o
Sarge i always knew that there was a possibility that Grif would have blood relatives but i always held on to the hope that he was the horrible by product of a turd manufacturing plant
So is Griff's sister a reference to Mission from KoToR? She also had a brother named Griff who took care of her and they have a somewhat smiler voice.
Hang on... when did Grif become orange... I swear he used to be much more yellow. I didn't even notice the change until his sister showed up! How subtle was that!??!
@corneliusfingers If you look closely, their armour colours sort of change when they come to the future. Just because they used a different version of the game.
Anyone else notice that Grif who has been called yellow a few times in the series has a sister who ACTUALLY wears the yellow armor. No wonder he made such a fuss about what color his armor was...
i just started watching this series this week and i got to say i expected humanity to be fucked grifs got a sister fuck my life and every one else with it damn it donut lives damn
i just started watching this series this week and i got to say i expected humanity to be fucked grifs got a sister fuck my life and every one else with it
No, it seems the same, if he was wearing a watch, the hands will still be running at the same speed, but the time will be different for someone on earth.
The easiest way to put it is if 2 twins were born, one twin put on a space ship and sent into space for 20 years and then turn around and come back, he would be 40 years old (obviously), however due to the speed space twin is travelling, the other on earth would be 50 years old as time was faster for the earth twin
It's the twin paradox theory. It can be seen on smaller scale with super precise clocks flown in airplanes and satellites. Basically the person who has done the travelling has aged slower than his/her stay at home twin. Yet for both twins time has ran normally for themselves, its not that time has gone slower or faster for them, that's only in the view on the opposite twin, but individually time has ran normally.
Wait, did that alien baby get bigger over the course of 2 episodes??
Fr1tzy687 1 hour ago in playlist Season 5
was your mother a flaming sword swallower??? we could use somebody to replace donut!
aotconsultant 6 hours ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 5
sarge still thinks its like WWII
SilviotheBlade1 6 days ago
Why does Grif's sister seem extremely more buff then all of them there..
AndILoveYou24 1 week ago
Sarge is sexist, or extremely old. Because if there are more than capable women serving in the army now, then 100's of years there are probably more. And he knows Tex right???
lovepeacejesuschrist 1 week ago
Grifs sister has a high voice and it hurts my ears. :/
unleashedtheworld 1 week ago
Im Ok, Im Ok *he fells* im not ok
sebas7050 2 weeks ago
Sister- the only reason you watched season 5
962acgqz68 2 weeks ago
Is it me, or are the suggestion video's getting weirder and weirder?
xRoflCopter09 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 5 24
Lol sister's awesome
CrossingAbbyRoad 2 weeks ago
wtf is with the related vids?
LucasTheAutobot 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 5
@LucasTheAutobot I KNOW, RIGHT?! 0_o
TVJUNK85 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 5
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we're not the only ones who stuck with RvB to the end, strippin was here for every episode --->
xKillerNachox 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 5
Why are there always weird suggestions on redvsblue
XxalightnerxX 3 weeks ago
poor grif
stueeps1 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 5
i guess donuts sisters armour is the same color as her hair
TheReaper2002 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 5
Ahhhhhh ohw
09woowoo 4 weeks ago
@SGTmajiorpotato I know right it's like shut the fuck up!
werewolf1020 1 month ago
Is Donut dead? =(
vancouver890 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ow."
poor Donut. :(
shaneXtreame 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
Im okay Im okay! Im not okay! Now I see a big ship!! Now i know Im hallucinating! Caboose actually knows what that means! Smarter than u think
danielletalley98 1 month ago
y is there a vid called strippin in the side bar?
SgtMajorPotato 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
I love how Church is right But to Dumb
getl4h 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
Was your mom a flaming sword swallower? We could use someone to replace Donut XD!!!!!!!!
bindythevideomaker 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
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bindythevideomaker 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
I MEAN I KNEW GRIF WAS ORANGE BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE NOW THAT HIS SISTER SHOWED UP I EVEN LOOK AT THE OLDER EPISODES REAL QUICK HE LOOKS ORANGE AS FUCK!!! 0.o
CoryWong707 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
If you look up in that last map, theres a ship-sized hole in the ceiling... also a donut shaped hole not too far from it. Go figure....
lordtarnerran 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
"Does ur gun shoot brownies?"
TheTbayomojobro 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
lol excuse me, im not a nerd, my mom says there's nothing shameful about being smart... haha...
teensinthemaking 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
Sarge i always knew that there was a possibility that Grif would have blood relatives but i always held on to the hope that he was the horrible by product of a turd manufacturing plant
atlantbravesforever 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
who plays griff's sister?
raptormajor10 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
So... Griff is one of the smartest characters but is too lazy to care, but his sister is a female version of caboose? Hmmm...
mehgamer1 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
why in my suggestion bar to the right that there is always one or two sex related videos -__-
wardbradan14a7 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
ah i get it shes a dumb blond
allroundvidmaker 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
you know you got lady parts
"so"
sarge:this isnt the cooking and sewing army
theminecraftdudez26 1 month ago
WHY HASN'T ANYONE GOTTEN THE FUCKING SHIP OFF DONUT!!!!!! DUMBASSES!!! HE MAKES THE WHOLE SERIES........ and caboose
gokuandvegetass2 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
@gokuandvegetass2 wait....... you haven't got past this season? I've finished the new one.
URreadingmyaccname 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
Go. Home.
W.e. Make me!
Lmao
LoveeDJHeadphones 2 months ago
lol does ur gun shoot brownies :D
ace10hunter29 2 months ago in playlist RvB season 8
??? I thought that they were hundreds of years in the future? so how could griffs sister still be alive?
flamoclanlead 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
im ok
im ok
im not ok
im holsnating
yay
1george451 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
Haha Sarge... "Well unless this is the cooking and sewing army.."
HunterWHU 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ow
yourdemiseishere 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
i fucking pissed my pants when she said "Well when mom ran away to join the circus''
Zeus13345 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
Donut is like the Kenny of RvB he keeps "dieing".
Diagon12 2 months ago 29
No. Church.is
@Diagon12
Crowbars357 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 5 2
whatever, make. me.
sarahsue123 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
Pure randomness
Stormtrooper9837 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Stormtrooper9837 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
awwwwww, The baby elite got taller, look at it, a miracle of (FREAKISH) nature.
BigTymerCorporations 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
"To hear this message is Spanish, press 'dos'." I crapped my pants when I heard that, I was laughing so freaking hard.
Deoxor 2 months ago in playlist Season 5 2
So is Griff's sister a reference to Mission from KoToR? She also had a brother named Griff who took care of her and they have a somewhat smiler voice.
antonslavik020 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
it wz bout time they added another character, this is goin be interestin
AirMc1 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
hi donut
civiltwoface 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
our mom was the fat lady and the bearded lady.
Oh..my..god. is it okay if I record everything you're saying?
MrDARKJAK 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
I wonder if Epsilon-Church is going to reach Season 5 in his memories. Probably not.
battousai12345 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
@battousai12345
Cmoney6004 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
Oh thank arkvoodle! I thought Doughnut ACTUALLY died!
dogzilla0578 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
at 4:33 LOL
202halofreak 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
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TheTelenation 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
...hahahaha is it sad that it's taken me almost three times of watching this series all the way thru to realize why Doc's armor is purple?
Revolutionary1989 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
Does your gun shoot brownies, LMFAO best line ever
Nman222223 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
Well, they certainly had a biological weapon on board that ship, Church..... Just of a completely different kind.....
Linkemelee1993 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
how lucky are the reds? they got a new feminine team mate to replace the last feminine team mate that just got killed by the ship.
6Hollow 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
@6Hollow and shes got lady parts *wink wink*
GaaaDing 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
lol who else watched the ps3 trailer "To Micheal"
Long live play
l3gonal084 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
Grif has a sister?
KnightOfTheBloodWolf 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
So you know how the circus has the fat lady, and the bearded lady? Well, my mom could do both, 'cuz she's like, super talented.
Oh. My. God...
xD
AMGwtfBBQsauce 4 months ago 6
to hear these options in spanish
I HATE YOU
VoelGinger 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
Not even underground can you escape the inevitable Red base and Blue base.
ThunderCavalier 4 months ago in playlist Season 5 3
Hang on... when did Grif become orange... I swear he used to be much more yellow. I didn't even notice the change until his sister showed up! How subtle was that!??!
corneliusfingers 4 months ago 87
@corneliusfingers If you look closely, their armour colours sort of change when they come to the future. Just because they used a different version of the game.
Sitashi13 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
@corneliusfingers Grif was always orange.
ProfessorJNature 3 months ago in playlist Season 5
@corneliusfingers who are u caboose he's ORANGE
Mysteryman443 2 months ago
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@Mysteryman443 Nah, I agree, he was more yellow before the sister showed up
grandadmiralthrawn92 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
@corneliusfingers I think he changed when they went to the future, since the colors were more, you know, high def
111pikachu 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
@corneliusfingers He was original Halo orange
URreadingmyaccname 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
@corneliusfingers
He has been orange since the time Church became a dick
battousai12345 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
@corneliusfingers They changed from halo 1 to halo 2
Thehalomanable 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 5
GRIFF'S SISTER.
This'll be good. XD
Darkclaw51 4 months ago
this is a reminder that if you want to make fun of someone, talk to their sister first.
supergman1234 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
flaming sword swallower what is that
mgnharrison 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
@mgnharrison Flaming means gay and sword sallower means penis.
MyHatori 4 months ago
@mgnharrison Hot Dick Sucker.
Heatblast227OfRoblox 4 months ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
flaming sword swallower.......... funniest thing ever if you have a sick mind
gmtfender 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
Simmons is just like me xD
WatchMeSpore 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
omg...a female caboose
mckeeca93 4 months ago 4
@mckeeca93 But that's Donut's job!
OneLaggyMotherfucker 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
at 4:44 when they show the alien baby i think it grew 0__0
Vaderfett12 4 months ago 3
Im OK! Im OK..! Im Not OK!
Mega11221133 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
Sister: "Well you know how in Circuses there is always a bearded lady and a fat one? My Mom plays both because she is like super-talented."
Simmons: "Oh My God, Is it ok if I record everything you say?"
TornadoATP 4 months ago in playlist Season 5 3
donat cant die lol
lorcanman 4 months ago
im ok... im ok... im not ok
xhunter628x 4 months ago
How do you uncrash a ship?
theclassicdwell3r 4 months ago
is it odd that sheila reminds me of GLaDOS? 0_o
snakebug1 4 months ago 68
@snakebug1 its not odd they are both very odd mofos
TheMichaeljay45 4 months ago
@snakebug1 no...
Oblivion9873 2 months ago in playlist Season 5
I've got a feeling that 520 people don't like sister very much.
Spark158 5 months ago
yes. he hit the groung then said ow
Arrowjustin 5 months ago
So is donut alive?
comedycckm 5 months ago
Wait wait wait how can she be his sister if they went 800 years on the future there whole light drive story has alot of plot holes lol
baburuto 5 months ago
@baburuto because she was going at light speed in the ship she some how travel through space time in a mater of seconds and traveled into the future
graffititagger16 5 months ago
@baburuto I doubt they would think so much on like 5 min episodes thats just supposed to be funny,
imortalSxNxB 5 months ago
The End Is ROTFL Funny
Hawkeyes1377 5 months ago
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Doc: Look Caboose is Already Back In Action
Caboose: I'm okay! I'm okay! *falls* I'm not okay!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Hawkeyes1377 5 months ago
Grif's sis is the funniest character ever! She's like Jillian from Family Guy!
RShonta 5 months ago 2
520 is a shishno
TheAlanwang 5 months ago
This has gotta be the funniest RvB episode ever.
nsr4interpol 5 months ago
lmao
KnightWolf266 5 months ago
Caboose: I'm okay! I'm okay! *falls* I'm not okay!
araeLSnoble7 5 months ago
lol, was your mom a flaming sword swallower, we could use somebody to replace donut.
flyguy3211 5 months ago
anyone noticed that the baby alien have "grown" since the last episode, bad filming mates....
TakeInIT1 5 months ago
@TakeInIT1 Well, Babys grow...They do that, you know
Shizogoten 5 months ago
@Shizogoten in what? maybe 5 min they grow 1 feet? maybe 2 feet?
TakeInIT1 5 months ago
@TakeInIT1 who knows, i never had a chance to observe an Alien Baby :p
Shizogoten 5 months ago
@Shizogoten hmm, me neither :D
TakeInIT1 5 months ago
AM OK AM OK ....AM NOT OK
zerocold33 5 months ago
umm i think caboose is okay..:) LMFAO
MoyBob101 5 months ago
commercials are too damn frequent
UnbreakableAmerican 5 months ago
thumbs up if your tired of advertisement cuz it interupts your videos
MegaKiba 5 months ago
Simmons said morris code...
wrestja1234 5 months ago
wait!! isnt griff sarges son!!?
94oGs 5 months ago
@94oGs he as only going to say that to fuck with grif
AndyMan4131 5 months ago
Sarge: "Wait was your mom a flaming sword swallower? We need someone to replace doughnut." roflmao
nayrb6789 5 months ago 78
@nayrb6789 Lulz "replace".
Heater294 3 months ago
I HATE YOU YOU FUNKING BITCH!
GENERALSHPHERD 5 months ago
fuck vevo i got a fucking advertsiment at 2:29
mynameipie 5 months ago
I hate it when top comments spoil the funniest parts.
ValidArgumentGaming 5 months ago
@ValidArgumentGaming its pretty much unavoidable
HillBillyHell1397 5 months ago
wow i never knew they would just go back to fighting
TheThedawnishere1 5 months ago
Grif= Geoff
Simons= Gus
Caboose= Joel
Church= Burnie
Doc= Matt
Tucker= Jason
Doughnut= Dan
Sarge= Matt
BoredShinigami8695 5 months ago
Ok I kno that
Grif= Geoff
Simons= Gus
Caboose= Joel
Church= Burnie
Doc= Mat
Tucker= ?
Doughnut= ?
Sarge= ?
Somebody help me out with the 1s I don't kno
bmorales44 5 months ago
THANK GOD! Donut isnt dead :)
Elmoscourge 5 months ago
thumbs up if griff got darker after his sister showed up
HellSpartan153 5 months ago
thank god i thought donut was dead -cres with joy- it wouldv been like losin caboose
ThClFirestar 5 months ago
Who else used to be on the reds side but then switched to the blue side because of Caboose? Thumbs up if you did.
stanl3yx213 5 months ago
caboose"im ok im ok im ok, (rock) im not ok
hickupville 5 months ago
wow a baby
TheScotty232 5 months ago
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rockhoppe 5 months ago
theres a problem with simmon's theory they sent in a request like 6 episodes ago not 800 years
PowerDJuiceD 5 months ago
@PowerDJuiceD They asked for reinforcements before they traveled 800 years forward in time I think.
Adanmayne 5 months ago
Anyone else notice that Grif who has been called yellow a few times in the series has a sister who ACTUALLY wears the yellow armor. No wonder he made such a fuss about what color his armor was...
zstrike360 5 months ago in playlist RED VS BLUE SEASONS 1-7
This show is hilarious.
djjosh34445 6 months ago
get in ur ship uncrash it and fly home
wafflepwnism 6 months ago
Has anyone noticed that the thumbnails for like the last five videos have all been relatively the same?
TacoKnight96 6 months ago
@TacoKnight96 Its basically different pictures of the same conversation
uberpwner787 5 months ago
I want to see tex comeback and beat the red teams girl.
Sinki606 6 months ago
@Sinki606 foreshadowing...
zstrike360 5 months ago in playlist RED VS BLUE SEASONS 1-7
my mom says it's okay to be smart
FilipinoBoYz420 6 months ago
a horrible possibility just occurred to me... what if grif's sister had found the great weapon?
10BillionDollarMan 6 months ago
i thought the reinforcements were going to be the red flag people
deltahalo241 6 months ago 102
@deltahalo241 i was really hoping so...
preflighthawk97 3 months ago
"does your gun shoot brownies?"
Great, now I want a brownie gun, and a brony gun so I know who's a brony and who isn't a brony.
geglespheler 6 months ago
GODDAMMIT!!! WHY CAN'T DONUT DIE????!!!!!
MrGreaper596 6 months ago
520 are flaming swordswallowers
Josh1ize 6 months ago
Chicken Lips Green vs yellow :D
Crumpl3DC4K3 6 months ago
hahahahaa cooking and sewing army!! HAHAHAHA
miguel117 6 months ago
"was your mum a flaming swords swallower?"
no but she did swallow
bow chika bow wow
crazypoopity 6 months ago
Sarge and I are one of a kind
Gamberbro237 6 months ago
i just started watching this series this week and i got to say i expected humanity to be fucked grifs got a sister fuck my life and every one else with it damn it donut lives damn
icebloodful 6 months ago
i just started watching this series this week and i got to say i expected humanity to be fucked grifs got a sister fuck my life and every one else with it
icebloodful 6 months ago
thumbs up if u wanna c Sister's return in season 9!!!!!
halofreack8246 6 months ago
poor donut. first hes gay, then he gets crushed and falls into an underground base, whats next? the ships gonna drop a nuke whiles its parked? lol
HaloReachFEC 6 months ago
"Which one is the hippie drive?"
ROFL
iFluffyKitten 6 months ago
sister bow chicka bow-wow
clovgren12 6 months ago
y is the girl so big?
AnonomousJohn 6 months ago
Church: Doc, we are royally screwed. Half our team is down, and I think-
Doc: No it's not, look! Caboose is already back in action!
Caboose: I'm okay! I'm okay... (falls)... I'm not okay!
DarkDOOOOOOM123 6 months ago
caboose:im ok im ok im not ok
tangkenny1 6 months ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Thunk* oww....
haha so calm!!! i would be like WTF JUST HAPPENED!!!! haha
meggiemoe160 6 months ago
Looks like Donut just found the red and blue teams a new playground~!
MeLoveCookieChan 6 months ago
I'm OK! I'm OK! *plop* I'm not OK!
spideralexandre2099 6 months ago
How has Grifs sister survived the future jump?
zerpexan 6 months ago
why is it icy underneath blood gulch, is it just me or does blood gulch look like it would be really hot.
bassplayinboy7 6 months ago
was your mom a flaming sword swallower? we could use someone to replace donut.
probably the best line of all time.
youknowyoulikemyname 6 months ago
Why are the top 2 comments always scenes of the video????
NoobMurderer 6 months ago
"Was your mom an flaming sword swallower?"
jjb950 6 months ago
im ok im ok
*falls*
im not ok
Emoteen561 6 months ago
Going at the speed of light, would time be going slower for the person?
ThePokemonfan365 6 months ago
@ThePokemonfan365
No, it seems the same, if he was wearing a watch, the hands will still be running at the same speed, but the time will be different for someone on earth.
The easiest way to put it is if 2 twins were born, one twin put on a space ship and sent into space for 20 years and then turn around and come back, he would be 40 years old (obviously), however due to the speed space twin is travelling, the other on earth would be 50 years old as time was faster for the earth twin
jolicia12 6 months ago
@jolicia12 - I always thought it was a 10:1 ratio from time on earth to time in space.
ThePokemonfan365 6 months ago
@ThePokemonfan365
It's the twin paradox theory. It can be seen on smaller scale with super precise clocks flown in airplanes and satellites. Basically the person who has done the travelling has aged slower than his/her stay at home twin. Yet for both twins time has ran normally for themselves, its not that time has gone slower or faster for them, that's only in the view on the opposite twin, but individually time has ran normally.
jolicia12 6 months ago