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  • You guys are freakin retards, Back in the day, Girls did everything that men did, whether it was haka, hunting or even war. Just because youve watched the all blacks do the haka doesnt mean you're some expert on maori culture, NOOBS!!!

  • Pretty weak. 

  • this is man's haka in chipmunk version

  • No... just no... nice try girls

  • thats not how u do the haka

  • it reminded me of the cha cha slide the fuck

  • if u think girls cant Haka copy this

    Secondary Schools Kapa Haka Nationals 2010 | Waiorea Whakaeke

    btw, it starts at 1:35

  • Oh just hidious.

    shame on you St Catherines College. Ohhhhh just disgusting really.

  • @fobster1011 You're a freakin idiot dude, I know this is a late reply but seriously you dont anything about kapa haka you noob

  • a haka disaster !!!

  • @ 60sisthashit they only post stupid stuff up like skaterdude951 comment cuz they are someone other dudes bitch and takes it up the ass jus like a good homo would he probably could take 2 up the ass.. how bout u show some respect to my sisters.. if not.. keep taking it up the ass faggot..

  • When the other team claps afterwards, you did it wrong.

  • @ANAMEHASNOTBEENTAKE LOL I know right?! wtf... it's like a welcoming committee for them.

  • @skaterdude951 why are you writing idiot comments?

  • This is the first Haka I have ever seen! The Union and Aggression of a team of female athletes is ususaly pretty awesome by itself, but here is a team ready to do the Haka in the rain, Ill bet they won.

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  • I applaud the effort. It looks fairly good. Objectively, I can only say that this being a Maori Warrior dance, I did not really see the warrior part. When I first saw the haka I thought the people were fucking nuts and ready to tear somebody's head off. After watching many hakas, I realized that was the point, being a warrior dance. While this team did a good job of the dance and chant, I do not believe they captured the spirit of "fucking nuts and ready to tear somebody's head off."

  • @olliemarshal12 oh SHUT UP you sexist pig. Shut up ALL of you misogynistic bastards. @60sisthashit is TOTALLY right. People are people, some can cook and some can't. Anyway, women can do anything a men, plus more. And you know what, this is AWESOME. I would LOVE to be able to do this - I think anyone should. So ALL of you, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't fucking say anything at all.

  • @ninjabunnify You just have to feel sorry for the guy. Little boys who need their mommies to cook for them make juvenile comments like that because they can't take care of themselves and live in their parents' basement for their entire lives never knowing what it's like to have a girlfriend

  • You can tell its women because the other team CLAP.

    WTF

  • lol this is the worst haka i have ever

    seen...

  • @Otoio mate their women haka's are usually male give them some credit

  • Sorry for my lack of Moari, what was the chant in english please

  • The girls gets an E for effort.

  • WTF, leave it to the men ladies

  • no cheerleaders?...hahaha!!

  • I think they are singin apple bottom jeans

  • ...heeeey, that's pretty....well done !!

  • crowd of hens :-D

  • number 1 is a beast. she could scare off the all blacks on her own

  • ... Intimidating... Lol.

  • This just wrong in so many ways!

  • They look like theyre not into it lol

  • boriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

  • It's.... not the same

  • whata load of shit

  • @olliemarshall12 well, they propably have bigger balls then you'll ever have, and no person should be in the kitchen unless they can't cook. and they ain't automatically good in the kitchen just because they are girl, but maybe you knew that. or do I take for much granted if I think you maybe know these things?

  • @olliemarshall12 LOL if youve ever met a maouri chick you wouldnt tell her to get into the kitchen, she'd tear your arm of and beat it with the wet end. The smallest maouri woman is as big as an average guy

  • they sure struck fear into the other team...woooo chear applause!!!

  • HAHA, the haka is pretty dope. :)

  • culturally illegal

    

  • Sorry but this haka turned me on i acutally shat myself and jizzed at the same time well done girls. rawrr ;)

  • doesnt QUITE have the impact the all blacks have when they do it

  • it looks like they singing and dancing justin bieber songs. thumbs up if you agree :p

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  • Clear on cheerleaders... blah

  • they shouldn't be doing it, that is disrespectful!

  • @Mrlego123798 but.... they're new zealanders....

  • awwww so cute <3... now make me a sandwhich

  • there so cute!

  • hahahahaha

  • i thought they were doing asareje by las ketchup

  • More like SHAKE UR BOOTY. Rugby is not for girls

  • @AithaKartik Shut your mouth.

  • @zimmermann1986 Go home and watch Cinderella story gay boy

  • @AithaKartik That's what you think mate.

  • number 1 is a fucking fatass

  • Would prefer if they shaked their hips a little more wore bead skirts and fruit ..

  • When haka done by girls its more like invite for mating lol

  • @BizarreWorks try Mangere kapa haka. They're really good.

  • pussys dont have hakas.... get it straight...... women dont fight. they gather food and cook, end of story.

  • @1234sweetpeas you are a chauvinistic misogynistic little b@$tard. go and grow some.

  • @vanillatwilight3680 hakas are done before fights..... get it? women dont fight in ancient history. . bunch of pussys trying to prove everything is equal. lol

  • @1234sweetpeas Ever heard of Boudicca? the Amazons? The Celts? stop pretending you know it all when in fact you are an ignorant little worm. Like insanelylogical pointed out, there are many different hakas, many performed by maori women.

  • @vanillatwilight3680 got proof their women fight? lol.. just because some random dude say that women fight in those regions it automatically becomes a fact? lol. if women and men are so equal why is their a WNBA? why is it that in all sports there is a special division for women? LOL! then ergo they are not equal! LOL! just like special olympics..... you may be a champion but you still make sandwiches after... LOL

  • @1234sweetpeas what about your comment on the muslim video talking about women's struggle for equality and all your islamaphobic comments? grow up and get a life. You're offending 3/4 of the world's population with all your comments, so have some respect and shut up.

  • @vanillatwilight3680 stupid bitch, get a life and stop stalking me. LOL!! i feel honored you stalking me. while you are at it... get me a sandwich.

  • @vanillatwilight3680 i really appreciate you stalking me... and posting in my wall just goes to show how mature you are =)... haha cant handle the arguments? hahaha go back to the kitchen whence you came!

  • @1234sweetpeas Maori women did not go to war as in (raiding party) war came to them in the form of home defence (Maori Pa). They were vicious fighters and sometimes merciless. Wahine (women) were extreme experts at using the patu or mere, a club made from greenstone or super tough wood. They kept their wrist supple by doing actions with a ball and string known as a poi. The poi is more common these days as a form of entertainment (performance) but its origin is for war.

  • sound like a lovely tune!!

  • imagine HEARING this when the men's all blacks did their haka ... that would be fucking hilarious!! :D

  • But that´s not intimidating, actually is kind of funny.

  • so sexys!!!

  • Sounds like the All Black Version of All the Single Ladies

  • that was MEAN!

  • They don't look like girls...

  • cute

  • wow thats the first time I've seen the Haka done by women , 

  • It seems like they are just doing it for fun. No passion there...

    Too bad.

  • Trust me..hakas done properly will definitely psyche the other team out..even if just a little bit. I mean, the opponents are just standing there..looking at ya haka-ing. They gon think stuff...intimidating stuff..

  • i swear at first i heard the haka, then i started hearing "hey mickey you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind hey mickey!"

  • @SickBroProductions Hahahaha!!!!! So it wasn't just me who heard that?

  • Naa, sorry gals, but that's about as intimidating as an 8-week old kitten attacking it's own tail .... just doesn't work for what was intended, unless that intent was to look like a group of land-locked synchronized swimmers trying to work the latest ballet dance into their routine. Not trying to be mean, just criticising constructively. If other team CLAPS, that's a pretty decent hint they weren't intimidated one bit.

    That said, #16 can do a Haka for me anytime ..... I'm a big tipper too.

  • If I had a girlfriend playing rugby and doing the haka..... Idk man thats intense. Hahah

  • lmao this looks more like "follow me" dance session XD

  • heh bet the french girls shat themselves

  • !!!Damn its so intimidating!!!

    i know if i was thier opponent i'd be in sheer terror LoL

  • so who won the game

  • i'd shit myself

  • its abit unclear

  • no. just no.

    that looked more like a cheer routine than a war chant.

  • is this a rain dance?

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  • oh dear

  • Heeeeey Macarena!

    

  • @Random54 because the Haka is supposed to be done with Passion, Gender or not, the fact that they are doing the haka to try and look cool as a rugby squad, disgust me. Gender has no part of it, the lack of heart as well as the girls probably not knowing what the words are saying. (if they did they would say it with more passion than they had.) The Haka is about striking fear into the opponents eyes. it is about honor, and there is no honor in these girls just doing it for the hell of it!

  • @weestewie

    true words dude its tradition and culture ..

    a good haka makes you feel it in your heart and the hairs on the back of your neck stand up ..

    this one was not good .. its disrespectful ..

    being women is no excuse not to do it right with fire and passion

  • is it raining? or is that static?

  • damn it,this girls sucks

  • The girls did a fine job of this.

    You who can write nothing without resorting to crude language need to gain some maturity and genuine vocabulary. You sound as though you are about 12 years old and have just learned new, vulgar words. Grow up before posting again.

    

  • This message is for all those pathetic discrimmnating comments... What the fuck is with 'only men can do the haka' bullshit???? WAHINE TOA BOI!!! You fellaz think that the men are all that... Well lets see how long you men can use a poi before smacking your fat nose with it!!! If women belong in the kitchen the your saying Gordan Ramsey and Jamie Oliver are females??? Hahaha Dork.

  • @LasSicc . . . Lmao !!!! . . . damn straight . . . nahh its the guys who have had a bad time from women I guess. The ones who have had a lot of 'bad press' from their women for some 'strange' reason . . . Lmao !!!

  • @selenaclarke Lol Amen buddy :) Well if they're as lippy to their partner's as they're online. Lord help those poor women hahaha

  • @LasSicc No I reckon if theyre as lippy in real life then God help them, LmAO !!!!

  • @selenaclarke Hahaha and Hahaha again :'D

  • Worst Haka I have ever seen.

    PS. to the people who have made sexist comments about "being out of the kitchen" or something I find it extremely derogatory. It has nothing to do with this video. But on a side note let me say that if you keep being sexist pricks with no respect for anybody and you believe in superior sexuality you are a fucking stupid bitch who is so afraid of your masculinity and sexuality you can't do shit for yourselves and you will never get a girl. (same goes for a woman.)

  • haha silly womans the kitchen is not there :)

  • what the fuck are they doing out of the kitchen

  • @thekunts274 hey, fuck you, the island women have more pride and guts than any of you howlies, you dumb fuck

  • @a90d73 fuck you cock sucker haha go eat a dick bitch

  • @thekunts274 thats what i told ur mom to do, and she was a good lil bitch and ate my dog's dick...hahaha, tell her thanks for neutering my dog for me

  • @a90d73 your mom got raped by 10 guys and she loved it. 9 months later you came out a retarded ugly hairy down syndrome silver back gorilla. Now do what youve been told all your life to do. Go and shove your head up your dads forskin you ugly cunt hahahaha (thats if you have a dad) hahahahaha

  • @thekunts274 damn dude, I thought you were a player of this stupid game but you have no comebacks whatsoever. no wonder why your name is kunts274, thats how many stupid kunts that ur poor mom had to go through till she found ur dad, but wait, double check and ask your old fuck of a dad if he really his your old fuck of a fart with a blood test...nd dont come crying if i was right, u lil kunt bitch, change your name nd man the fuck up

  • @a90d73 that was the worst comeback ever hahaha you should just straight up kill yourself for such a gay comment hahahaha man the fuck up and grab a rope hahaha this fucking homo is trying to stick up for women fucking cunt manjina dildo sitting cock sucker, if you replyed your not listening just kill yourself hahaha faggot...your mom should kill herself too for having you hahaha..........

  • @thekunts274 how old r u?? seriously?? you sound like an immature little kid that has no idea to just play along...kill myself, damn dude, u sound desperate, try comin at me wit something better...i'm done with you, but if you got something better then holla but for now, good luck on what yuou wanna write me next...Later man

  • LMFAO LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL...all i can say

  • The Haka can be bloody ridiculous sometimes. It has no place in modern sport.

  • fore some strange reason i was thinking that this would be  hot , ...

  • that's not sexy

  • lmao hahahahahahha God women shouldn't be aloud to do the haka only works with testosterone

  • gay

  • wow epic fail. this is why women shouldn't play rugby.

  • Wow females are not nearly as intimidating as men doing the Haka

  • IN THE RAIN!!!! holy crap, I don't think they'd let me play on their team and do the haka. I'd be the first one to do it with an umbrella...... yeah , not very intimidating.

  • Where are the women in this video???..I can only see men...

  • Wahine Toa

  • Phew neat alright an it's pissing down too much you girl's .

  • beautiful, would like a better quality recording, this is important, keep doing it.

  • and just like that am gay -,-

  • lol. the other team claps when the haka is done. haha

  • @thelilbobkins lmao fucking women for ya

  • @thelilbobkins haha lol! wut?

  • i masturbated to this ;)

  • @aledooo123 I guess you have never heard about women as Maggie Alphonsi, Non Evans, Barbara Pla, Carla Hohepa, Catherine Spencer, Inés Etxegibel, Farah Palmer...

    bty, there is plenty of different hakas, for different occasions, male and female...

    But of course, the famous one the Ka Mate is the only you know, don´t you...

  • i totally just jizzed

  • i would laugh my fkin ass of i would play against them xDDDDDD

  • The celebration of mana wahine is never a disgrace to us and there are at least a couple of hundred haka a good few of which belong exclusively to women. Maori women should celebrate their mana, their wairua and their rangitiratanga and as a Maori man I like women who value themselves, all these ones are young enough to be my daughters but if they were I'd be proud of them.

  • girls doing the haka isn't right, im not being sexest but girls don't suit it

  • they are all my hoes. 

  • very sweet, very polite, not at all like the real thing...

  • LmaO !! Oh mate sorry . . . you're always at the gay BOY bars thats why, guess you didn't get lucky or you would have realised what you were looking at . . . LmaO !! Better luck next time

  • ROFLing

  • This is a Disgrace to Maori People!

  • @weestewie why?

  • according to maori culture, women do not do the haka, i dont care if you think this is sexist or not, that is the tradition and no school in newzealand would risk insulting the maori people buy sanctioning a haka, it may be a chant in maori but this is not a ka mate. and not a haka.

  • @blaclw93wi3 that is untrue

    there are women's haka and women can do the Ka Mate haka

    the actions are modified but it is still haka

  • haha, sorry but this will not instill fear, unless its an amazon preforming

    not a sexist, dont get me wrong but.. i dunno, it should be somewhere between bulking and tinted skin that this ... dance, chant, ritual, whatever you wish to name it be preformed...

  • that prop in the back is huge

  • leave the haka for men

  • i think i just wet myself

  • I'm reading alot of talk from alot of 'little' threatened boys. (doing the limp signs with little finger) lol !! No wonder all the hot chicks turn GAY !!!! . .. Lmao !!! ain't many hotties out there that weren't born as chicks . . . LmaO !!!!

  • @selenaclarke Wait a second, you got it wrong there, its all the UGLY chicks who turn gay. Just to clear that up

  • szacun

    

  • number 1 turns me on .... gotta love female props

  • number 1 turns me on

  • lol the #1 wud be fucking scery in a ruck

  • there's a reason why girls aren't supposed to do the haka...

  • Good stuff girls ;P

    This is better than those island boys in the U.S tehe

  • its a shame the women dont take off their tops while doing the haka...

  • No passion but was it raining or just a bad camera?

  • For anybody who might be unaware, there have always been Hakas performed by Maori women too. There are many different Hakas.

  • @insanelylogical as an anthropologist i can comfirm that, women went to war and therefore did them too. :)

  • Are they the cheer leaders? Cos they are shit cheer leaders.. XD

    I hope they play rugby better than they do the haka... lol

  • SCC aye

    HAha

  • I thought they we're doing the hokey-pokey.

  • Sheep Fuckers

  • @bordercollie1975 lol we all know who the real sheep shaggers are

  • oh and to make you guys zip it