god dammit even on a bill hicks video people still cant get on with each other :( would hate to look at a john lennon comments section on one of his videos, the world would be better wiping itself out that way we dont spread the hate we have for each other into the universe
i'm just puffing my huge joint by myself and watching one of the greatest ppl there ever was on the earth. i could watch carlin, lenny bruce, sagan, feynman, neil degrasse tyson, hitchens or him until my days are done. but i need to do my college shit instead... fuck that!
@sephiroth2711 no actualy it is not only me: EVERY NORMAL MAN THINKS LIKE THAT! And I will not go and fuck off. and how can I be soft if I do not listen to people that are pedophiles it has nothing to do me loving children. it is just normal and considering how angry you got you probably are a pedophile the lowest form of men, the turd that was flushed by natural selection. that is you.And calling me soft is kinda wrong becouse I was in war when I was 12 killed in war when I was 13 so fuck YOU!
@thesatchmanrules I killed in war not being killed, my english is far from perfect my second language. Yes I killed for Croatian troops at age 13. Had no choice.My family was killed by Arkans tigers so I had nothing to loose and nowhere to go. Was an assasian in a way, did a lot of recon missions and got shor even in my leg.
@sephiroth2711 well for me it is very imporatant to know that becouse it seems like all the guys that are not in to violance,war are in to peace and talk about love REALY LIKE CHILDREN OR YOUNG GIRLS. Just check it man. prieasts for example, Bill, and many many more. It is some sort of pattern. if he is than he is not natural and everything he says is crap about love and stoping the war..for me at least.
I love the way he says "lorry driver" when in America we would say "truck driver". It's cool that he altered his language slightly for the UK audience. I didn't understand what he meant, for a second!
I live in seattle and we're really close to becoming the first state to legalize weed. Even the Seattle TImes articles suopport legalization. Representative Dickerson has presented it and it's House Bill 1550. Man I hope it passes!
@sov6rulz in a way, part of you dies when you have children, and that blind devoted full of love feeling you get when you think of your child more than likely replaced a part of you that was critical, and willing to take a risk for what is right for the sake of the planet, and now willing to sacrifice all that mattered for the perceived safety of your child. This on the evolutionary level is necessary, but notice how our freedom diminishes as population increases?
This never gets old...I've probably watched this performance upwards of 15 times and I still laugh. Bill was the man! I love that bit about the kid playing with the emergency exit on the plane..."Wait a minute...we're about to learn an important lesson here.".
food and water and electricity (don't now why he said air, the air would be fixed with free or super cheap electricity), but we need another picture from the surface of mars and another stealth bomber. insted.
They lie about marijuhana, tell you pot smokin makes you unmotivated. LIEEEEWhen youre high you can do what you normally do but you just realize its not worth the fuckin effort. Theres a difference
@justinisboss I know the feeling. There are certain routines of his that I'll watch in which the wording is just a tiny bit removed from something I wrote in a journal or said to a friend before I'd even heard of him. Really trippy. Watching his comedy reminds me that somewhere in this chaotic thing we call the human experience, sanity can exist.
@ortaparmak That's actually what being unmotivated is. What other reason would you have for not wanting to do something if you don't feel like the payoff is worth the effort? That's the final thought process on which every catalyst of laziness converges.
@ortaparmak LOL ... but seriously ... if alcohol and cigarettes can be legal i don't see any reason for pot to be illegal ... I haven't seen a single violent or aggressive stoner (unlike alcoholics) ... and thousands of frekish chemicals dont go into it (like in the case of cigarettes) ... and it is not even fractionally as addictive as either alcohol or cigarettes ...
@ortaparmak you cant smoke an entire joint and expect to be motivated to do anything at all. It's when you use it responsibly, medical grade in moderation. small amounts can be beneficial for some people. Most smokers however can't control themselves and feel the incessant need to get "stoned" every time they smoke..
@ebooklibrary27 can't smoke an entire joint and expect to be motivated? You can't expect to NOT smoke a joint and be motivated. It's not whether or not you smoke the joint. It's if you decide to take care of the business you are committed to complete, regardless.
I smoked everyday all day during college; however, I graduated Magna Cum Laude as well as started scrum-half (rugby position) for a Division 1 College.
THC does not make these decisions. We are capable with or without THC.
Brilliant bit about pot. Truly awesome.
ibanezgeorge 1 week ago
god dammit even on a bill hicks video people still cant get on with each other :( would hate to look at a john lennon comments section on one of his videos, the world would be better wiping itself out that way we dont spread the hate we have for each other into the universe
this1is1anfield 3 weeks ago
goat=devil with goat head bill hiks is genius shame nobody saw it iven to today ... people still beleve that 9/11 was terorist atack
sad4ewer 2 months ago
Ah I so hate kids. This guy is a fucking genius
MUBabe1991 2 months ago
He would probably play Limbo for the sole reason to kill the boy in the most horrific ways :D
XxSeedOfEvilxX 3 months ago
@postolov9
Lol, me too! Like, fuckin' EXACTLY! ;~D
macgeek2004 3 months ago
i'm just puffing my huge joint by myself and watching one of the greatest ppl there ever was on the earth. i could watch carlin, lenny bruce, sagan, feynman, neil degrasse tyson, hitchens or him until my days are done. but i need to do my college shit instead... fuck that!
pustolov9 3 months ago
@sephiroth2711 no actualy it is not only me: EVERY NORMAL MAN THINKS LIKE THAT! And I will not go and fuck off. and how can I be soft if I do not listen to people that are pedophiles it has nothing to do me loving children. it is just normal and considering how angry you got you probably are a pedophile the lowest form of men, the turd that was flushed by natural selection. that is you.And calling me soft is kinda wrong becouse I was in war when I was 12 killed in war when I was 13 so fuck YOU!
smallpotatoes989 3 months ago
@smallpotatoes989 You were killed in war? So....you're a ghost? A zombie? Wow, trolling from beyond the grave. Congrats.
thesatchmanrules 3 months ago
@thesatchmanrules I killed in war not being killed, my english is far from perfect my second language. Yes I killed for Croatian troops at age 13. Had no choice.My family was killed by Arkans tigers so I had nothing to loose and nowhere to go. Was an assasian in a way, did a lot of recon missions and got shor even in my leg.
smallpotatoes989 3 months ago
@sephiroth2711 well for me it is very imporatant to know that becouse it seems like all the guys that are not in to violance,war are in to peace and talk about love REALY LIKE CHILDREN OR YOUNG GIRLS. Just check it man. prieasts for example, Bill, and many many more. It is some sort of pattern. if he is than he is not natural and everything he says is crap about love and stoping the war..for me at least.
smallpotatoes989 3 months ago
was bill was a pedophile!
smallpotatoes989 4 months ago
@161angie There is no reference....It's a character of not-so-often reocurrence throughout the later half of Bill's career.
f1471in3r 4 months ago
Yes, breeders filling the world with 'little miracles' great!
ss3cleric 7 months ago
i have not seen a censored porn in years they sucked (pun intended)
esamirish 10 months ago
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esamirish 10 months ago
we'd have a ton more help if Bill were still alive.
Flapjacktheman 11 months ago
what if this guy had internet??????
Steve42098 11 months ago 4
I love the way he says "lorry driver" when in America we would say "truck driver". It's cool that he altered his language slightly for the UK audience. I didn't understand what he meant, for a second!
corwinorr 11 months ago
i sore you wink at me at 2:09
i wink back good sir ;)
SuperTasher 11 months ago
I live in seattle and we're really close to becoming the first state to legalize weed. Even the Seattle TImes articles suopport legalization. Representative Dickerson has presented it and it's House Bill 1550. Man I hope it passes!
jebman18 1 year ago
6:00 WTFFFF the funniest thing ive ever heard::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Thunk miracle thunk.....
=)=)
APokeInTheEye 1 year ago 2
"Stewardess, we got a breeze here, can we smoke now..."
Watching him talkin about annoying stuff makes me wanna light a cigarette... and I'm a non smoker :D
snoookie456 1 year ago
thunk... thunk... thunk....
Acquisto 1 year ago
In all fairness children can be annoying but arent fatal. cigarettes on the other hand...
sov6rulz 1 year ago
@sov6rulz in a way, part of you dies when you have children, and that blind devoted full of love feeling you get when you think of your child more than likely replaced a part of you that was critical, and willing to take a risk for what is right for the sake of the planet, and now willing to sacrifice all that mattered for the perceived safety of your child. This on the evolutionary level is necessary, but notice how our freedom diminishes as population increases?
PUFFTHEMAGICMARMOT 1 year ago
@PUFFTHEMAGICMARMOT Of course. I was just saying that small picture wise, second hand smoke is more hazardous than a child.
sov6rulz 1 year ago
@sov6rulz You don't know how wrong you are my friend.
canceresbunny 1 year ago
@canceresbunny Hilarious :P
sov6rulz 1 year ago
This never gets old...I've probably watched this performance upwards of 15 times and I still laugh. Bill was the man! I love that bit about the kid playing with the emergency exit on the plane..."Wait a minute...we're about to learn an important lesson here.".
LucidDream 1 year ago 2
Bill "Goatboy" Hicks
Fatalxx1 1 year ago 3
if I hear the word goatboy or the fucking goatboy laugh one more fucking time, I'll scream at the top of my lungs until I die.
other than that, amazing show and person
TrygviMurt 1 year ago 4
@TrygviMurt I totally agree with you!
lamc93 1 year ago
food and water and electricity (don't now why he said air, the air would be fixed with free or super cheap electricity), but we need another picture from the surface of mars and another stealth bomber. insted.
Idolcruisefix 1 year ago
9:21 "Ahh, kids...Hahahahaha." That laugh is just unbelievable epic!
Slance1Himself 2 years ago 4
Pizza boy delivery junior is what I'm naming my first born.
GIMMEADOLLAR1 2 years ago 6
Smaller he gets the cuter he is :)))
ortaparmak 2 years ago 70
@ortaparmak He had cancer you horny bitch lol
Wolph1089 1 year ago
They lie about marijuhana, tell you pot smokin makes you unmotivated. LIEEEEWhen youre high you can do what you normally do but you just realize its not worth the fuckin effort. Theres a difference
ortaparmak 2 years ago 137
I said the same exact thing before I ever heard the guy... dam he's good.
justinisboss 1 year ago
@justinisboss I know the feeling. There are certain routines of his that I'll watch in which the wording is just a tiny bit removed from something I wrote in a journal or said to a friend before I'd even heard of him. Really trippy. Watching his comedy reminds me that somewhere in this chaotic thing we call the human experience, sanity can exist.
handmiadenofgod 1 year ago
@ortaparmak That's actually what being unmotivated is. What other reason would you have for not wanting to do something if you don't feel like the payoff is worth the effort? That's the final thought process on which every catalyst of laziness converges.
fortyblinks 1 year ago
@ortaparmak It makes you realize and stops you from doing shit that fucking sucks
BoxingPride 1 year ago
@ortaparmak give me a joint ant twenty minutes and your house will be spotless.
bluefirekey 1 year ago
@bluefirekey Deal!!! I'll even throw a blunt if you come twice a week...
ortaparmak 1 year ago
@ortaparmak i dont tknow why i didnt expect someone to say that. walked right into it.
bluefirekey 1 year ago
@ortaparmak sooo true xD
BlackRaven1988 1 year ago
@ortaparmak LOL ... but seriously ... if alcohol and cigarettes can be legal i don't see any reason for pot to be illegal ... I haven't seen a single violent or aggressive stoner (unlike alcoholics) ... and thousands of frekish chemicals dont go into it (like in the case of cigarettes) ... and it is not even fractionally as addictive as either alcohol or cigarettes ...
sudarshangopinath 1 year ago 3
@sudarshangopinath i agree hands down, well said!
legalizeitnowplz 1 year ago
@ortaparmak when i started smockin i started seeing fings more clearer
timetochilli 1 year ago
@ortaparmak you cant smoke an entire joint and expect to be motivated to do anything at all. It's when you use it responsibly, medical grade in moderation. small amounts can be beneficial for some people. Most smokers however can't control themselves and feel the incessant need to get "stoned" every time they smoke..
ebooklibrary27 1 year ago
@ebooklibrary27 can't smoke an entire joint and expect to be motivated? You can't expect to NOT smoke a joint and be motivated. It's not whether or not you smoke the joint. It's if you decide to take care of the business you are committed to complete, regardless.
I smoked everyday all day during college; however, I graduated Magna Cum Laude as well as started scrum-half (rugby position) for a Division 1 College.
THC does not make these decisions. We are capable with or without THC.
Rorix9 7 months ago
@ortaparmak yeah, i heard about that.
dogfight156 9 months ago
" If I could remember your daddy's name" LOL
astralwalk 2 years ago 2
that trailer park bit was fuckin badass lol
corrosivetrip 2 years ago 5
It's funny because it's true! LOL !!!
Lingerfoot 2 years ago 3
lmao awsome "well you're right the smaller he gets the quter he is" haha
penguiin18 2 years ago 5