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  • so.. he's gay?

  • Best commercial ever!

  • Soo did the garden of eden smell like feces? Not to be rude to christians but you have tons of animals plus two humans in one garden and basically no sewage system

  • there not adam and eve! everybody knows adam and eve dont have belly buttons....silly rabbit

    

  • i almost threw up...homo's coming out of their closet, and invading yours.

    such a ''good' thing' to look up to; an evolutionary dead end, or a created mutant.

    next commercial will be one where eve bumps into 'adam' who is already fucking a sheep, and the same gay loving idiots will say...'oh my, thats so cute', 'i dont have a problem with sheepfuckers'...'blah bla blabbity blah'.

  • @RequiemForChange I don't know if you're trolling, but if not, you are pretty ignorant...

  • @Fishtastic0303 nice flawed perception...just by your statement alone, or rather lack thereof, you are ignorant. perhaps you should use a dictionary, might help you to not sound like an idiot as well.

  • @RequiemForChange Did I misuse a word? I don't know, comparing the activity of two consenting adults to bestiality seems pretty ignorant to me.

  • @Fishtastic0303 'Seems'is the key word,as i said,your flawed perception,and you should be using the word arrogant,not ignorant.So,what exactly is the difference between 'two consenting adults' doing acts contrary to nature,and 'one consenting adult' doing acts contrary to nature..?..when neither of the two groups can reproduce,as 'nature' intended,by those acts.If one consenting adult lusts for his sheep,why should he not be able to show his 'love',in the same manner a homo does?

  • @RequiemForChange Except you are ignorant of the fact that homosexual behavior is natural and has been observed in about 1500 species besides humans. And even if it wasn't natural it isn't hurting anyone, hence the two consenting adults part, whereas bestiality is animal cruelty. And you seem to also be ignorant that most people who are for human rights (including the LGBTQ community) are against animal cruelty and bestiality.

  • @Fishtastic0303 so two males fucking each other like animals is ok, but one male fucking one animal is animal cruelty...see your problem? homosexual activity is not natural...do you really need a lesson in what the functions of a penis are for? perhaps you need to finish gradeschool sex ed class. so if homo sex acts do not hurt anyone, regardless of the disease transmission rate and lifespan of such actions, also called abuse, how is it hurting anyone if someone fucks a sheep?

  • @Fishtastic0303 your excuses you confuse for justification of such actions are contradictory at best,and totally pathetic at worst.you still havent figured out the meaning of the word ignorant,as your trying to use it as an insult based off of your illusory concepts of a superior higher ground yet still confusing it for ill perceived arrogance.its a little contradictory for faggots and lesbians to be against bestiality, but as i said, you people have no ground to stand on.

  • @RequiemForChange Telling you that you are ignorant isn't an insult, and I'm not trying to be insulting, I think you are doing most of that. Anyways I don't see a problem with my argument. Heterosexuals "fuck each other like animals" too according to what you just said. Animal cruelty hurts the animal, obviously. And I'm defining natural as something that is found in nature, which homosexuality is. And engaging in heterosexual acts can also lead do disease, but it still seems to be okay with you

  • @Fishtastic0303 "Heterosexuals "fuck each other like animals""they do,i do not do nor condone or accept such actions.

    "Animal cruelty hurts the animal"the subject is sexual behavior/actions,which you seem to think is ok for two males to do,but not ok for one male to do to an animal,a bit contradictory since they are all acting like animals.as if the sphincter isnt ripped open upon such actions of 'two consenting adults' and disease isnt directly injected into the bloodstream.

  • @Fishtastic0303 i think you have a problem with the comprehension of the function of DNA and the reproductive organs...it would also do you well to look into such things as chemical and environmental contamination and the effects it has upon living organisms.

    it is well known rocket fuel - perchlorate has found its way to the arctic circle and has had the effect of reversing/creating transgender polar bears, frogs are also highly susceptible to environmental contaminants.

  • @RequiemForChange "contradictory because they are all acting like animals" I don't think it's wrong because it is an 'animal' act, it's wrong because sheep can't say no or asses the risks of such actions like two men or women can. And again disease is transmitted through all sex, and anal sex shouldn't "rip the sphincter' if you do it right. I actually love biology so I am aware of DNA and reproductive organs and the idea of function and design...

  • @Fishtastic0303 do you think sheep say 'no' to the ram?do you think they do not want to be fucked?this isnt a topic of consensual sex, whether or not the animal even has the capacity for such thought and actions, yet you consider it cruel...as i consider it cruel to the human race for such people to continue to malign it in such manner,as the whole of the race does not consent to such behavior,nor has it ever,yet it persists, is tolerated and even embraced as something 'natural'.

  • @Fishtastic0303 Why would it be considered 'normal' and 'natural' for the male sex of the human race to stick his reproductive organ,the penis,into another male orifice that excretes the most disgusting substance known to man(namely:shit) and render all his 'fertility' and 'seed' null and void and become the end of his own lineage,DNA and potential empire..? yet 'certain' people do not 'see' a 'problem' with this course of 'action'...but embrace,excuse and tolerate such INSANITY.

  • @RequiemForChange That 'insanity' occurs throughout Earth. If it did not, I would agree with you. I'll give you some examples. Clown fish can change gender when there is a shortage of m/f. Grasshoppers are known for being bisexual. Cuttlefish have been video taped "crossdressing" a small male acted like a female to coax the larger males to him the dash to take a female. Straight people butt fuck as well. Its a tolerated action. Priests fuck little boys, an action punished by..

  • @RequiemForChange ..sending the pedophiles to a getaway basically. Shit is not a disgusting substance- its a fertilizer and we could not live as we do without the ability to shit. We are using the same water the dinosaurs drank and pissed out- and still we drink it. Certain types of worms impregnate themselves, is that wrong? Dogs are known to hump anything, male female or inanimate.

  • @Icefrostfur Are you calling yourself a dog or a worm?

  • @RequiemForChange but that has nothing to do with what makes a behavior natural. And homosexual behavior has been seen in humans before things like rocket fuel existed. And no one said that environment can't be a factor in sexual behavior. And even if it is a choice for some people it doesn't make the behavior unnatural. It isn't harming you or me or society and they can decide how to act based on risk assessment. So how is it comparable to bestiality? besides that it's an animal thing?

  • @Fishtastic0303 sure it does, they are just multiple points, all being a probable/possible contributory cause...the fact remains the same, that the causes for such behavior is unknown, and there can be no question that such behaviors are increasing within the capacity of reproductive population growth, regardless of the fact that the population is increasing. once again your just relativising the issue away, instead of dealing with it, as if all harms are known and understood.

  • @Fishtastic0303 i can make the same assertions...that it is harming you, me and society based on their actions. you obviously have some predispositions and bias' that prevent you from taking a neutral stance on the subject, as it is obviously demonstrable how bestiality is comparable to homosexuality, though not on the terms youre willing to acquiesce to...how about NAMBLA? two consenting individuals; but a relativised discrepancy in the culturally accepted 'age of consent'.

  • @Fishtastic0303 there is a PROBLEM, but some people refuse to see it as a problem, and provide all manner of excuse for a potential justification for such actions. that perception has also aided in the issue not being properly understood, and an advocation based on a baseless stance that it couldnt possibly be anything other than 'natural' or 'intended', much less accepted, embraced and tolerated. the refusal to accept the possibility that something is wrong is a problem itself.

  • @Fishtastic0303 "the refusal to accept the possibility that something is wrong is a problem itself."...see cognitive dissonance...not to mention propaganda, information warfare, perception management, ect.

  • @Fishtastic0303 besides, if 'adam' was gay, we wouldnt even be having this conversation...as there would be no human race. contract supersedes unalienable rights, so why anyone gets a marriage license is beyond me, and why the gay/lesbian movement wants an equal footing under the 'law' as the hetero community has for personal and perceivable gain through tax deductions and benefits is on the same level of idiocy, when they all waive their rights for a contract with the state.

  • @RequiemForChange I'm going to make a video response to you so that I can be clear and more elaborate without having to make multiple comments. I'll share it with you, so look out for it.

  • @Fishtastic0303 to think that homosexual activity is 'natural' and embracing it, is drastically flawed approach, perhaps the answer lies deeper, and those people should be more pissed off at what culture and industrial capitalism and pollution has probably done to them, rather than thinking they are 'born this way' and it is ok for them to act in such a way. notwithstanding, the detrimental effects of abuse, and the concept of choice for their own actions does play a role.

  • @RequiemForChange And why would the bit about disease bother you at all if that isn't harming you directly? Because you seem to think that if someone is openly gay they are "invading" your life somehow. People who have sex know the risks, no matter their gender or orientation. A sheep can't say no.

  • @Fishtastic0303 We are not animals though. We are sentient, intelligent people. Homosexuality is disgusting, vile and unnatural. And no, I am not a hater, or a bigot, but for one, the Bible forbids it, and two, if men were meant to stick their dicks up other men's asses, there would not be women.

  • @Fishtastic0303 does that help clear up your ignorance? as you mistook my bluntness and disgust for CULTure, indecent acts and decadence for ill perceived arrogance you misinterpreted as ignorance...when it is an understanding you dont seem to comprehend yet...what is called ignorant.

  • Wait..is Adam supposed to be gay?

  • this commercial NEVER gets old!!

  • Hup Holland Hup

  • Hi , i am bomb girl!

  • best commercial ever!! ;d im christian and i thought this commercial was extremely funny♥

  • lol HI!!! im adam :DD

  • Im athiest and that guy is hot but, of course, hes gay. I love gay guys and there so sweet but why do they have to all be so hot?

  • i know exactly what u mean.. if they hot they either idiots or gay!!! hahaha

  • @TheGummybear786 and this isn't true with girls? It is by the way. Except the gay bit, they're just all idiots.

  • LOL'd

  • REALLY COOL CHANNEL!!!!

  • HEY 240P!!

  • Adam and Steve?

  • Maybe I'm dense here, but what does Adam being gay have to do with insurance? #idontgetit

  • LMFAO

    Okay as an athiest who's bi, I find this freaking hilarious.

  • why are leaves stuck to their crotches are they not "clean"?

  • Except they didn't sew the fig leaves together until AFTER they ate the fruit,not before. And see may as well leave it uncovered Adam aint interested.

  • AWESOME!!!!

  • xD

  • mmmmm... it's kinda stupid

  • lol, her face is priceless

  • commercial for insurance?

    

  • so eve did it with the snake instead since adam, was gay

  • Where did they FILM this?

  • @matthewnittolo the Garden of Eden

  • i like thatbush

  • story of my life. :'(

  • Hahaha! there is another Adam & Eve commercial on tv now ( in the UK) promoting a dating site hahaha

  • So if Adam was gay, why am I here?

  • @barbarybar One day Adam was really drunk

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  • @barbarybar because the milkman did your mom?

  • *laugh* Yo Darwin, you got to see this!

    *walks over and watches commercial*

    *laughs and high fives me*

  • I wonder what GOD would have to say obout that

  • @jagolao He'd probably laugh his ass off because it's funny.

  • Um, where are the dinosaurs??

  • @23vespid paradise wasn't the same as earth in the Mesozoic era moron

  • Who gives 2 fuckS what color they r u bunch of losers... its only supose to be funny!! wtf is wrong with ppl... and seriously, we ALL know black ppl dont carry insurance! hahahaha... jkjk... but seriously

  • wait what kinda insurance are they selling?

  • @you idiots making race comments

    WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK. Nobody fucking cares what race the first two human beings were, because its irrelivent, besides we evolved into what we are from apes anyway, so dark skin, is common in those who lived on africa, while white skin is common on those who lived where it was colder. again if in 2011 you still think of race as an issue, then you are a fucking moron, there were once issues with race, but thats over now, so get over yourself.

  • @Thorsonmax it has nothing to do with climate. it is about melanin.

  • so, to make it simple, our dad was a total fag ಠ_ಠ

  • I'm pretty sure Adam and Eve were not white. Also, they both need to shave down south.

  • so 240p we meet again

  • This is stupid and subjective. Why is every prophet portrayed as a white dude? Because it's subliminal racial supremacy.

  • @Soulja4islam Because the target of the ad is white people... It's called advertisement, what do you think they learn in school ?

  • i am laughting on the floor with my dad xD

  • Lmfao xD

  • Lmaoooo hilarious

  • HI! i'm Adam!

    

  • i remember this on TV it was so freaking funny!

  • this commercial was on nz tv not long ago but it wasnt for insurance

  • Ok, that was hilarious

  • ADAM & EVE - Best Banned Commercial - Thumbs up

  • @vfishv no thumbs up for you if you!

  • omg that was funny xD

    

  • I like the way eve's hair is 4 ft long and adams is cut short...........

  • Tit at 0:09

    Just saying

  • I guess a lot of things are funny when you're ignorant.

  • adam jensen

  • I don't get the joke. Adam is acting like he's either gay or mentally challenged, yet how does that involve insurance?

    A.G.

  • @AussieGriffin When Adam's gay, he and Eve would never be able to get kids, and, since they're the only people on the planet, Eve will never have sex. The insurance sais: "If there's any problem, call us.", meaning that they can solve everything.

    I know, it is vague xD

  • @AussieGriffin Eve hasn't tempted him yet. They just met, remember she just passed up the apple in the tree with the snake?

  • LIKE IT IF THAT REALLY HAPPEN THEN WE WOULDNT BE HERE

  • thats just wrong.

  • adam was gay ?

  • from far away, eve's leaf looks like pubes!! xD

  • how is this an insurance company ad? am i missing something?

  • how did i get here? D:

  • I am a Christian and I think this is Hillarous... Thanks for making me smile

  • needs more buttsecks in the commercial Lol

  • @ponytales2001 then you're not really a Christian.

  • @matthewnittolo You mad bro?

  • @Jetson08 what? im asking where they filmed this?

  • @matthewnittolo

    Eden

  • Eve was blonde?

  • @SepuBahri hmm eve was a black muslim ..right??

  • Lilith had already eaten the apple and escaped the mind-prison of Eden. She bravely went back and rescued Eve, bringing her to the fertile valleys of the Nile river. There they founded the human race borrowing the seed of jealous Satan who would not allow the flamboyant Adam to be the father of the human race. Thus Cain, Abel, and Seth had two Mommies. Satan and Adam have been in conflict ever since. Omen!

  • This is a racist video, and it is both fake and gay.

  • well looks like 6 billion ppl started from 1 girl jk

  • @thesilentbreed It's 7 billion now =P Yes the wonders of parthenogenesis

  • Adam walked away cuz he hoped eve was a steve!

  • this was actually pretty funny

  • well there goes my god damn liver

  • I died.

  • If I were Adam..hmm! i have no words to explain things I'll do to EVE...

  • @presidentvavavalery If you were Adam, the things you would do to Eve would be the following:

    -Braid her hair

    -Paint her nails

    -Go shopping with her

    -Talk about her slutty friends behind their backs

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  • wrong adam

  • i saw this on tv teehee

  • what the fack

  • everything was weird till i got to 0:46 then i was like wtf! haha

  • well I am christian, and I ain't whinning about this. This is hillarius

  • Wasn't that bad but i dont think adam was a homo...

  • woohoo this one was on tv in holland! well, its a dutch commercial but still!

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHGHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAH!

    mad win. i wish that was NEVER EVER BANNED AND AIRED FOR A YEAR.

  • What's holding the leaf on? O_O

  • I am sure it was not banned for the nudity I think it was the super religous and gay jokes. they would not have cared  about dicks and tits just the setting was way to contraversial.

  • Ahhaha i hav a friend called adam. This is the vid for him!

  • Ooooookkkkk thennnnn O_O

  • I have no idea how I got here. I was watching Friends bloopers. :/

  • this is a dutch commercial

  • 0:40 for the funny part!

  • I just regained my virginity right there!

  • I hate adam and eve commercials

  • @8lpsgirl why?

  • @L0LWTFLOL well... theyre just kinda weird....like this one..

  • Hahaha that was funny

  • Hai!!! :D I'm Adam :3

  • For a minute there, I thought Eve was Taylor Swift! XD

  • creepy

  • lol and what?!

  • i dont understand this commercial O.o.....but it made me laugh SO HARD!!!

  • Some of your people exaggerate too much of the video quality. You all can see this just fine.

  • ...Why was Adam gay? O.o

  • taylor swift? 0.o

  • Adam and eve. We have dildos you you and your husband!

  • lmao

  • What did that have to do with insurance?

  • @PieBloc It's making a joke that even the most perfect situation can turn out not to work for you, so insurance is a good way of managing that risk.

  • I'm on THAT part of youtube again...

  • @Collynesss I hate to break it to you, but THAT part of youtube IS youtube.

  • @Collynesss What part God and shit or gay porn

  • @Collynesss the good side?

  • hahaha fucking gays! gotta hate them!

  • @edgv1l3

    Please by god tell me you're being sarcastic...............

  • Wow....Just .....Wow

  • lol wait for it...PWND!

  • LOL

  • Nooit gezien, nog wel Nederlands xD

  • GEK DIT IS NEDERLAND! HEEL GRAPPIG!

  • where is the commercial? I only see 1 pixel changing color from time to time.

  • sooooo not likely lol

  • omg wow, THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMMERCIALS I HAVE EVER SEEN......i WISH I WAS ADAMS FIG LEAF....

  • I'd like to fuck Eve badly.

    This is how Apple was invented too.

  • ........... Dear god. So much militant atheist up in here.

  • I for one found this to be hilarious and I'm a christian XD

    people need to learn how to take a joke, sheesh

  • @babydancer07 Me too! Gosh if this one kid i know saw it he wuld be all "That disrespectful in the name of God" Its like PEOPLE ITS A FRICKING JOKE!!!

  • @MsBusyizzy Agreed, I'm very certain that God has a sense of humor