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  • I was LMAFOing, but this guy has one of the best points I've heard in a while.

  • Posers, TLC, 16 and pregnant, sluts, tattoo school bs, all owned in one rant. this guy knows whats up!

  • This guy is right on...love him. Just not sure if I'd want him working on me while he's ranting like this...I think I'd take five.

  • I agree with this man 100% and sadly it goes beyond TLC. Other stations have just the same amount of brainless crap. Reality shows aren't even depicting reality, they are all scripted now or overly dramatic. If its one thing Ive learned in college attending my television broadcast shows its that any sort of reality, talent, or competition show is that its all glamored up to get people with no real perception of the real world to watch said show. Its all about the ratings when it shouldn't be.

  • its funny cause tattoo artists wont to thin out the herd and get rid of the scrathcers but we got videos on youtube teaching them how to tattoo and t.v shows and shit like that know everybodys a tattoo artist and that aint helping the industy any so i agree with yeah 100%

  • And thats why they call it the lunatic channel that tattoo school bullshit is destroying the tattoo industry that artists worked hard to improve you cant even learn how to properly clean your mentors tubes and tips and learn proper sterilization procedures in 14 day FFS

  • AGREE!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS MAN!!!!

  • thumbs up if you searched pissed

  • @fukuasshol little bitches like you make me want to hunt down scratchers that just care about the money down and smash thier hands its about the art fuckn fagget at least thier are scratchers that care about abt art but mutherfuckers like you make me sick and a disgrace to tattooing punk bitch

  • pleas everyone this guy should be president tumbs up to this gut true words to many scratss and basball bat love man

  • wise words anyone in da industry knows the truth tlc = fucking bullshit merchants

  • I love this man not only is he completely correct, he also says everything in a way which is hilarious

  • i just youtubed pissed lol :P

  • TLC is bullshit. I agree with him. Especially sick and tired of seeing little toddlers having makeup on and doing slutty moves in their dances and shit for perverts to watch. And 16 and pregnant fuck that those girls decided to have sex at their illegal minor age and karma caught up to them. Fuck man. Lol

  • I live in oregon.. state law says I have to be certified and licensed to tattoo.. have to go to school, to get licensed

  • I agree with him, TLC is bullshit...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCK­K!!!!!

  • Amen brother.

    

  • "i'll nurture your ass with a baseball bat"

    *zoom in on baseball bat* LMAO

  • Honestly, guys... I believe he is reading an ad for a tattoo school. Just from the way he points at is as he's running the ad's script. It looks like the tattoo he's doing may be something as simple as flowers and vines. A veteran artist wouldn't need a reference picture for something like that. Also notice how he's not doing any actual tattooing while he's focused on the paper.

  • I have no idea who this man is but I'd love to shake his hand and thank him for his honestly.

  • I understand what he means. To become a real tattoo artist you cant go to school for 4 days or whatever the amount of time is. It takes practice and months of training. My dad is a tattoo artist and has been for a while now (years upon years) but his whole tattoo school is a horrible idea. If there is drama in this show it's a lie. There's no drama in tattooing unless you screw up a tattoo. Your not going to have drama in a tattoo shop. You go to work, do art on people, make money, and go home.

  • Fuck this old mother fucker i will nurture his ass with my 45 scratchers will never go anywhere dont get mad cause we make more money than professional guys to fuck people up!!!!

  • Fuck yea!!!! Ive been an apprentice two years now and I agree completely with what this guys saying, my teacher has been tattooing since 62 and he is making sure that I am ready to give quality tattoos before I even touch human flesh

  • "I'll nurture your ass with a baseball bat" HAHAHAHHAA

  • ahaha I like this guy :)

  • Old School Rules!! Right on!!

  • hahahhahahahahhaha

  • Cool, cool,

    Tattooing school

    Spreading hep C probebly HIV,too.....

  • Haha speaking the truth

  • O__O I'd be really scared if I was getting poked and inked by a very angry man. That aside, kudos to him for giving us his two cents!

  • this guy is my hero!..you need years and years of experience to be a tattoo artis.. if u aint got ink in you yet, if ur gona get a tattoo, do your research and look for a really good artist, "YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR", i got an amatuer half sleeve tattoo for $200, i ended up getting it re-done in 2 months for $600 coz it didnt turn out as nice as i pictured it to be

  • @ilovemygun89

    Tv isnt made to brainwash people idiot.

    Only real idiots and bafoons get brainwashed.

    I hate N.W.O freaks like you who think they know everything. And I dont act like little Wayne and shit. But it's the truth. When tv was invented, there wasn't a mastermind behind it thinking that he's gonna rule the world with it. Just as food, if you overuse or in this case WATCH TOO MUCH TV your bound to being a fatfuck.

  • @XxJazz16 Do you even know what TLC stands for? The Learning Channel... Just like my good friend John is saying in this video, they don't teach you anything, all they do is teach people that their 'reality shows' are real reality... The channel has become a joke! He is right on point with everything he says! If you can't see it, maybe you're one of the ones addicted to TLC...

  • I like this guy wow he speaks the truth lol

  • @fukuasshol That kind of talk reminds me of an old adage us proffesionals live by: "Broke hands can't tattoo"...

  • He is so right! We need to start taking care of one another and not making everything look good when its not. I SUPPORT YOU!

  • This is what every American should be like ,such a classic oldschool rant

  • Brillient

  • Brilliant!

    

  • I swear TV is made to poison kids minds, and to turn the girls into spring break whores and the boys into lil wayne pants on the ground yo boy's. Mtv does it intentionally

  • lol fuck you and all u so called professional tattoo artist iam self taught and making more money than yall no fees no license no overhead just cash money so get over it and fuck apprenticeships people that apprence are fuckin stupid to be puppets and clean toilets for free so get over it and go fuck yurselfs!!!i get paid to so call fuck people up!!!hahaha

  • @fukuasshol You and your scratcher friends are the ones that give tattooists a bad name.

  • @fukuasshol yeah, youre making money with "no fees, no license", until you get hit with a case over giving someone Hep C or HIV. and it WILL happen, because if you have "no overhead", obviously you dont have an autoclave. scratcher piece of shit, who are YOU to call yourself an artist? youre just another fuckwad slinging ink that probably looks like it was done in jail. i most definitely agree with autojive, because you are the type of prick that is ruining the industry. fuck you, dumbass.

  • @mrsicness1 You don't know John and haven't seen his work! You don't know him and he has EVERY right to have his opinions. Just as you do, you are judging someone you know NOTHING about! He works in a shop that is the most most sanitary & impressive shops I have ever seen! I've been in the body mod business almost 20 years. John is one of the best artists I have EVER seen... He does AMAZING work and is an AWESOME man who knows what he is doing and does it VERY well... Now who's the dumb-ass?

  • @fukuasshol And this is why I'd NEVER get a tattoo from you!

  • I'd get a tattoo from this guy just to be able to experience his rants!

  • This guys right on the money! I had this EXACT conversation with my tat artist yesterday lol

  • This man is fucking awesome.

  • Don't come in here with your Tattoo Learning T-shirt on.. I mean chances are we'll take it from ya... BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • FUCK YOU TLC!!!!!!

  • John speaks nothing but the truth... WOW!!! #onpoint

  • non talent bullshit motherfuckers

  • I wish I could shake this man's hand..I so agree with everything he's saying...and I wouldn't mind him tatting me ;)

  • I understand this man. It took me a bit to realize how right he is... I don't watch too much TLC... but for a "learning" channel, ideally you should get smarter after watching it.

  • If there's one thing the modern world needs less of, it's people who wake up one day and decide they too should become tattoo artists.

  • I LOVE THIS GUY..... and i under stand him completely i was my nurture was fucking cleaning the floor with a damn tooth brush >w< and emotional suppose.... hell i was told off everyday saying i ain't doing shit right and to do it again. i loved the apprenticeship i had and i'm a pretty good tattoo artist for it i may be young but i learned the old school way not this new bullshit where you actually go to school and ' learning' how to fucking tattoo

  • fuck yeahhhh..!!!

    

  • i think this guy is cool but seriously LOOK AT EVERY TV SHOW! there all glorifying stupidity! jersey shore, hoarders, intervention, mobster wives, art race, real world, man vs food..... the list goes on and on. stupid people are gonna watch stupid shows and get stupid tattoos. everything people do is stupid in someones eyes. i dont know why everyone is so pissed about this show. you can take a 2 week course with jordu schell for prolly the same amount of money and you dont see sculptors mad....

  • this guy is epic

  • I like this man.

  • Thumbs up, son. I'm sure the lady getting tattooed is like "um, don't piss him CLEAN off right now".

  • It's just tattoos. Big deal ! Most people could care less.

  • @scottdaddy Just tattoos? Some of us really love the art of tattoo. To us, it's not just a fucking TV fad. It's a way of life. So yeah, to me, it is a big fucking deal.

  • @scottdaddy Tattoos are a way of expressing yourself to the world... Those who have the ones that mean something to them, and don't just pick some random flash, are proud of the ART they have on their body! AND IT IS AN ART! So, considering how many people have tattoos now, I am sure a lot of people care!!!

  • he's totally right 

  • Fuck yeah John!!!!

    you the man

  • *slow pan to baseball bat*

  • Straight talk. Nice.

  • Love his tool box... "TATSMAN" ... awesome. 

  • Amen brother, he sums up those 3 shows at the end perfectly!

  • i think i'm in love.

  • haha my uncle just posted this vid up on facebook

  • i love this man hes funny

    

  • It's so refreshing to see an honest man. God Bless him. The rest of those TV artists can GFY.

  • Thats wats up!!!! Ive been tat2'n for almost 2 decades and i live in a town wher 90% of so called "Tattoo Artist" dont know how to tattoo worth a shit!!! Too many tracers out ther....

  • *slow pan to the baseball bat*

  • He says what we're all thinking! I love this guy!

  • I'm not really a tattoo enthusiast but I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY with your views and rant! I love it! This is the same crap that we are having to deal with regarding the coupon users.... after that Damned Extreme Couponing show, we can't even use more than 3 coupons at a time anymore. TLC is doing nothing but giving a 5 minute introduction into a way of life that takes months to learn. 

    I know it pales in comparison to Tattoo artistry, but still.... TLC needs to knock it off..!

  • Everyone knows an old man like this, EVERYONE.

  • Yea, I'm Joshua his apprentice and after a while the base ball bat doesn't hurt as much anymore... But I know one thing I'll never ask for some emotional support ever again....

  • Love you John Thank you man!!! You need your own show, I would watch that shit

  • This man is my freakin HERO. Id go to his shop for ink just to hear the mans sense and wisdom.

  • "I'll nurture your ass with a baseball bat!"

  • he's so right though

  • I completely agree....

  • 16 and Pregnant does the opposite of what he says. It removes the glorification of being pregnant and portrays it as something extremely difficult and life-ruining.

  • @StoverTV LOL no it doesnt hes right.

  • @StoverTV really my friend works as a counselor at a local high school and 4 girls have already become pregnant and are trying to get on TV to make " a ton of money"..

  • @StoverTV On the surface, to any sensible person, yes. But half of the people paying any attention to it are not sensible and see either 1) babies that do cute things that they could dress up and play with or 2) a fame and fortune opportunity, then they get knocked up thinking it'll pan out for them how they want and that they'll get to "experience motherhood and it'll be so beautiful" and end up fucking themselves over for life.

  • @StoverTV But, the fact that it is on TV glorifies it because they show it and continue to find new girls constantly... There have been SEVERAL girls across the country, and I mean thousands (dozens of thousands), who have been trying to and have gotten pregnant, in hopes of getting on TV...

  • it should be illegal to tattoo someone during an angry rant

  • That man beat me with a baseball bat all day, if he would teach me how to tattoo. And he is right at the end there, what the fuck happened to TV? Yall a bunch of sick puppies.

  • I couldn't agree more!

  • Tatoo Guru.

  • 3:35 LOL yup

  • @goldenjamesy It certainly doesn't. In fact, nothing does. "Nurcher" is not a word!

  • @huxtabub N-U-R-T-U-R-E:

    1.

    to feed and protect: to nurture one's offspring.

    2.

    to support and encourage, as during the period of training or development; foster: to nurture promising musicians.

    3.

    to bring up; train; educate.

  • LOL

  • i reckon listening to him ranting probably stops being whining about the tattoo hurting lol

  • In Alberta, we have "schools" that give people 4 or 5 hours in a piece of heavy machinery (backhoe, bobcats, bulldozer etc depending on school). At the end of their $5000-10,000 course, they're given a "Certificate" that means absolutely nothing except that they think they know how to run the machines better than people who have been doing it for years.

    I'd hate to see the feeling of self importance a tatooist has after graduating from that school

  • @MrRahtin I went to trucking school and did 180 hours Now i been driving OTR for ten years and no wreck or tickets still on the move bottom line you have to start some where

  • hahahaha.. i love this guy.

  • This man is a legend.

  • she has huge legs

  • Tat me up john

  • I'll nurture your ass with a baseball bat

  • 11 people are brainwashed reality show sheep

  • I love it how when the camera just slowly pans to the baseball bat hahahaha !!

  • You read my mind dude, legend.

  • nurcher my ass with a baseball bat? that does not sound very nurchering

  • @goldenjamesy

    Maybe if he hit you a few times you could spell a 5th grade level word like nurture.

  • *clap clap clap* telling it how it is...

  • I'd let him tattoo me.

  • 10 people went to the tattoo school

  • @junngo apparently word has gotten out to students of the school. Now 19 dislikes. Some people need some nurturing...

  • john for president

  • FYI - TLC is not the only channel glorifying dysfunctional shit, damn near every channel shows something outrageously stupid.

  • @jsomers85 I have to agree: Bad Girls Club, Jersey Shore, just about EVERY show now is a 'reality' show! And most suck ass!

  • Rock solid statement.

  • The ten people who dont like this already payed their tuition lmfao

  • Emotional support with a baseball bat!!

  • A FUCKIN' MEN. I agree with everything he said.

  • lol this is the website he was referring too.

    tattoosbylisa(.)net

  • 10 people need to pull their heads out of their asses and get a clue.

  • Hes not reading anything off a script or piece of paper, thats his reference picture hes working off of. It's a true pissed off rant lol

  • His toolbox says tattsman instead of craftsman lulz cleaver.

  • WOW... 37,000 plays!!! Holy shit!!! Good work John!

  • This guy is my new hero!!!!

  • I love this shit - reposted!

  • I have to agree with you John...stuff like this dilutes the industry for credible artists who have spent years honing their craft. Anyone who goes for one of these beginner tats deserves what they get.

  • Why can't TLC make a series on this guy ranting instead of some fucking tattoo school

  • 9 kitchen wizards viewed tis video.

  • Lol and pan over to the baseball bat...

  • "All it does is glorify stupidity and teenage sluts." Thank god someone else feels the same way.

  • THIS. A thousand times THIS.

  • I.LOVE.YOU!!!!

    

  • He is completely right. What the hell is this world coming too. Why would anyone in their right mind want someone working on them with no experience? Its not like going to a technical school and getting your effin hair cut. tats are forever. i can understand its a slap in the face for people who actually put their time in and have a professional business.

  • I believe he's reading a paper that describes the show's details. Could be wrong, but idk.

  • @poortomato00  It's hard to tell for sure, but they way he's looking at that paper I'm pretty sure it's just reference to the tattoo that he's working on.

  • @DalynLunsford He is... To make sure he gets every detail correct...

  • @poortomato00 Nope, he is looking at the picture of the tattoo he is doing for reference...

  • this guy rocks

  • I like what he's saying, but I would be nervous as heck if I were the person he was working on during his rant.

  • lmfao

    but I agree, fuck reality tv. only thing real about is the stupidity.

  • I completely agree with this man.

  • i wish you were my dad. lol

  • What i've been saying...

  • Lots and lots of emotional support. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT! I'll nature your ass with a baseball bat.

  • I love this guy just says what's on his mind !!!! I wish more people thought the same way I hate reality TV

  • scripted?

  • @tribekat Nope, that's just my good friend John... He has his opinions and he has no fear about letting them out!

  • THIS MAN IS AWESOME :D

  • This man is my hero! Sir, I stand up in front of my computer screen and applaud you!

  • this is a misleading title, i thought someone got pissed on

  • This old man is funny LOL!

  • This guy is exactly right...

  • you forgot to mention the kardashians

  • what the fuck is a drive in?

  • Do I hear amen!

  • Brilliant man, says it how it is!

    Beryl South Australia.

  • He actually has a baseball bat. That's perfect. LIKE!

  • agree

  • teen sluts!!!!

  • This guy is awesome. nuff said.

  • That man knows his shit, his brain is his friend

  • por que no importa que tan mierda sea la vida. siempre puedo llegar a casa a ver esto y sé que todo va a estar bien. <3

  • Can u be my grandpa.

  • Hey ape22...for one, it aint a gun. Two...yeah...it is a big fuckin deal what he's talkin about. I wanna know who this guy is just shake his fuckin hand!!!! Assholes are gonna be watching that tattoo school show thinkin its gonna show them how to tattoo. That school is teaching everyone just enough to be dangerous and fuck people up!!

  • he got it all straight except teen mom is on MTV lol

  • Keep the camera on him... Let him watch some more dumb shit for an hour or two and then plug it in here.. LOL

  • awesome 

  • Wise words from a wise man.

  • I love that he actually has a baseball bat.