Classic Game Room - XENON pinball machine review

[CRAKIZGOOD]

Pinball pioneer Steve Kordek dies at 100

RIP

[MrTommyUdo]

You don't play Xenon, she's plays you.

[VintageGameHQ]

1979? I don't think it was released until late 1980. I enjoy your reviews, so I'm not hatin'.

[baimovic07]

orgasm

[Diskoboy1974]

I dunno about the "greatest ass in pinball"... The two chicks on the Rollergames translite have some nice asses.

[96TeenSpirit]

I wasn't even interested in the review. But I kept watching cause it was so funny XD

[SsnakeBite]

I think you can best describe Xenon as a Pin*Bot porn parody.

[pinballdan]

"The greatest ASS in pinball" Yea! Yea the game sure dose play YOU! I have one & she kicks my ass everytime!!! Never can get tired of all the Moans :-)

[JeremyJamesChurch]

Another great video. Please, PLEASE!!! do some more pinball table reviews. I LOVE PINBALL! Also, I thought that place looked familiar, I just watched Special When Lit.

[CptNeeda]

If you are playing Xenon on Earth or Mars, you are breathing Xenon too!

[FunkyPertwee]

Johnny Mnemonic rocks!

[walkerredeye]

PhhhWORRRAO! that's a nice tilt

[KurosanNitebird]

DAT ASS

[gadgetine007]

It's my first time seeing his face!!!

[rofyle]

Why did so many 70's sci-fi writers get off on bald women?

[dillshow1]

i want what shes having

[SaviourV]

I was expecting something based on the Bitmap Brothers' games.....and this, well....I just can't say anything about it. I'll hold off watching this until later on, when I have some time.

[Cartr1dgeBased]

do you have a pool of coins like scrooge mcduck?

or atleast a waterbed filled with them?

[rob5000x1]

i just imagine at 1:55 mark screaming that by himself and someone watching secretly being terrified

[bannanahammer1]

SHOOT THE TRACHEA

[Rachman1337]

Sexy sexy pinball machine.

[LokiV]

i love Addams Family&Simsons

[KingDavid73]

that was awesome

[Fatalroadie00]

three words... Addams Family Pinball!!! XD

[Agunforthefallen]

Ugh '90s ass...

[MELANIE1001]

ok dude you made me spit cracker all of the keyboard with "I think she's faking it" god your reviews are awesome

[templenify]

3:14 , damn that's a lot of coins haha.

[templenify]

so thats what he looks like.

[frankfursters]

Wow you look just as I imagined from your voice!

[rafalbielec]

'I think she's faking it' LMAO!!!

[nutherefurlong]

Everyone talks about Pinbot, but this is the machine I'd want to have.

[joelcr250]

how did they put digital sound effects in a pinball machine in 1979 ?

[nutherefurlong]

@joelcr250 There's actually a video somewhere her on YT that someone uploaded that's a promotional piece for the game, and you actually get to see them recording the voices and designing how it worked.

[Agunforthefallen]

@joelcr250 Magic, or science... probably religion...

[75edainsworth]

if you ever get a chance you should check out the simpsons or south park pinball tables awesome in there own ways

[donotresussitate]

As simple as that machine looks it probably still cost a ton of money. Man I want a pinball machine so bad. It sucks that they are just so expensive. I feel myself breaking down. Blast you CGR and your pinball reviews!

[GammaGoblinX]

I'm not going near the exit chamber.

[Nixel85]

is this place seriously open to casual visitors? I'd love to go

[Ragnamune]

@ThePuddingBeat Then you stick with the overrated cookie-cutter shooter, we'll stick with gaming's finest titles from both modern and retro ages and ignore you like an Xbox Live/PSN no lifer, thank you. Good night.

[AngeliqueStP]

@ThePuddingBeat lulz, isn’t he cute, little 8 year old thinks he’s all grown up with the swearing and the “tough talk”.

[TeamRocketReviews]

Xenon was a great Atari ST shooter by the Bitmap Brothers.

[DJRoxi]

Mark, moaning pinballs and sci-fi boobies for the win :)

Thanks CGR ... now I know what I want for Xmas! Xenon!!!

[thedavidmango]

mark has so much focus

[clemenza1234]

my favorite stoner geek.....i miss your shows, man.

[LazyBastard69]

Two coinslots would make it a threesome :D

[loneotaku]

A pinball machine that orgasms every time you insert a coin? Awesome.

[nostalgicecho]

(In English) Closed Captions > Transcribe Audio > 5:14

[wo262]

@nostalgicecho xd

[PSspecialist]

@nostalgicecho LOL

[D3TOSS]

@nostalgicecho Dude! Thats so unbelievable, i laughted my ass off xDDD

[trkoby]

Greatest Video Game and Pinball Reviewer Of All Time.

[TheMechalion]

Can you make a review about "HF AM533 Aliens Shooting" arcade machine ?

[reemCGR]

Mark face at the end Was PriceLess

[FiragunRaive]

Fuck that played out Chuck Norris WoW ad, their commercials suck. Awesome vid Mark.

[demasque]

Please tell me you're going to review Gorgar. I loved that table when I was teen!

[swss4rmy]

ah ah ah ah ah..hahaha *priceless*

[justinium77]

'Xenon' is pronounced incorrectly in this video. The correct pronunciation would be if you were to rhythm the word with Hen - on.

There are no arguments with this! My family members were involved in the creation of this pinball cabinet.

[HarryFranz]

@justinium77 pics or it didn't happen

[Fuzzy192006]

That whore!

[t0aster28]

This is, with absolut assurance, one the best CGR reviews of all time.

I just couldn't stop laughing. xD

[IcarusMoonsight]

Tilt that thang!

[LunarAura]

epic climax mark

[mephisto40]

Anyone else notice the robot in the bottom right of the table looks like a robobrain from fallout 3?

[fsmetal]

I played an isometric view shooter called Xenon as a kid. You could switch between a higher and lower plain

[Chimaira555]

my grandpa actually has this machine

[XJbLIVEfilmsX]

4:15 !! There's an Iron Man pinball machine??

[southindiansensation]

Lol, love the ending.

[ClassicTeam]

Well, now we know where all his ad revenue went...

[WebVManReturns]

Shame she only moans when you pay her..

[WebVManReturns]

So her field is spread wide open and she moans whenever you insert something.

[WebVManReturns]

I don't know who to fear more. Katherine or Xenon.

[WebVManReturns]

Did anyone manufacture a Westworld pinball machine? That would be cool.

[WebVManReturns]

I'm going to have nightmares now just seeing that face.

[goldensolder44]

You gotta look for that sound byte & use it in every review.

[Slacking02]

nice hangers...

[GSNass]

Nice!:)))

[LAtrailers]

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[Morahman7vnNo2]

For Nerds and Geek that already know their future, there's XENON!

[Pencerification]

I think she's faking it!

[dinamitemaster]

@Pencerification C'mon dude don't spoil the video!

[velvelification]

omg she's creeping me out with her eyes

[SneakyBeaver777]

lol I think she faking it

[Thesynapze]

Please tell me I'm not the only one out there who remembers that Tom Servo made a reference to Xenon in the MST3K episode "Girl in Lover's Lane"? The girl in lover's lane wasn't Xenon by the way, though I would understand if she was.

[progrocker69]

I played the hell out of this game when it was new. It pretty much only had two major objectives, which were maxing out the value of the ramp/tube shot and earning your next extra ball.

BUT, this game let you know if you had any pinball skills, because you had to be GOOD to score into the millions. It's a great machine and I wish I owned one too...and not for the moaning.

[BIGGBAGA]

wow you are lucky , i would kill for a place like that to go play

[teammate01]

man, you review the weirdest games and things :), so glad i subscribed

[FUNTclan]

I think she's faking it!

[Zeyadu]

Thats a really nice looking machine. The art and lights are just so eye catching. Would love to play that

[LazarCow]

At the first 30 seconds of the video i was like Cool :D and then the ad came up and i was like FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFf-

[Destroyificator]

Oh my hahaha. "How long can she keep going?", ridiculous! 

[a2r1v1i2s]

I expected a full on orgasm after about the tenth quarter.

[yourLIFEendsN0W]

Sexual Quarters

[cansecoisgod]

Judging by Mark's voice...i bet he can do a mean kermit the frog

[icegryphon]

OK Mark that is by far the best ending ever.

That hurt laughing.

I'm hoping you hit the Eject button, Or did it even work?

[adamskaviolet]

How does it feel to play $5 worth of Xenon?

[ChiangMoney]

LOL the ending was the best

[JasonMarshMusic]

In my favorites list there's only one video: the making of Xenon. Really an informative video and way cool.

[KensanOni]

XENON! <3

[AgentUsajr]

Mark you just luv pouring quarters in that pinball machine because it pleases it with MOAR!!!!

[gabrielapetrie]

So all these highons want to play Xenon. Hah... Hah... Hah... Hah... Hah... Hah...

[MrROTD]

Mark has a chubby playing this machine XD

[Fay7666]

WIND SQUID EPISODE 3!!!!!

[talshiarr]

All it needs is a glory hole in the front.

[TGCTopic]

This is why I love mark...

[RawHunterX]

This is how the Lord Karnage satisffies a woman, with tokens!

[xDXPxJOEx456x1]

the reason why this machine is challenging is because your trying to pleasure a woman and play pinball at the same time

[8wealthyone8]

Thanks for sharing. Please see my epic 1st videos and donate to my cause if you feel bold and brave enough.

blesses

Arek

[janmansde3dede]

A pinball based on the overrated Amiga shooter... classic

[Alevamltd]

@janmansde3dede

No game on the Amiga can be overrated.

NONE!!!

[progrocker69]

@janmansde3dede Uh, you DID hear that the Xenon PINBALL came out in 1979, right?

Yeah, there were lots of great shooters out on the AMIGA back then.

le'rofl

[OrhanTanner]

I think after the ahhh Mark has a boner

[soopakilla14]

i wish i had a friend like you :)

[bobnudd]

Where i live (near blackpool uk) we dont get many pinball machines but i love em ! keep the vids comming m8 top stuff!

[DantePeeks]

@CommanderGalos he is married :D

[Zeyadu]

@CommanderGalos Yeah, and you're such a player! Thanks for showing us how cool you are

[kakisawmn]

He has more quarters...

[jariten17]

Haha...I can stop imaginin one of those things back in an early 80's pizza joint making parents uncomfortable with all the moaning

[deadlygroove1]

Awesome review!!!

[ivarra5]

Mark's so modest, he knows he got some.

[xan1242]

I would tilt that ass.

[Jose11amas]

Dude.. Review Attack From Mars pinball machine!!!

[P3pperjam]

I love this machine so much, I was at a pinball show this summer and spent the whole time gawking over this game.

[kiaelinkx]

AAAAhhhh..AAAAhhhh..AAAAhhhh­..AAAAhhhh..AAAAhhhh..AAAAh­hhh..AAAAhhhh..

[mongo0206]

Ahhh

[corsegerspwnd]

Dude i missed your reviews!

[antichrist07comrad]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[eedobaba7726]

lol "I think she's faking it!"

[hardcoreLazors]

M04R V1R4L DDD00000G!!!

[Broyale26]

Thumbs Up if you actually enjoy watching Mark's non-AAA current retail reviews instead of whining about why he won't review whatever new game just came out.

[Quartrez]

@Broyale26 Agreed, just because a game is new doesn't mean it's necessarily interesting.

[WHiTeFAce994]

loooooooooool

[gregorymwishart]

my neighbor had this. used to play it all the time

[rand13x]

If I were you Mark, I would wear that sweater every day of my life.

[voltz15]

Well I guess I can claim this is the most entertaining review I've seen in awhile.

[Broyale26]

@iHasTehFlow

Yes, hopefully retail games from 1999 and under. Or more pinball game reviews for the '90's babies to whine about.

[WorstAssassinEver]

best part 3:14

[xan1242]

@WorstAssassinEver Pi?

[Broyale26]

@SuperRiguy

Yes, you should be playing it instead of bugging Mark about it.

[punchaface1]

you should have a retail game to counteract the non-retail stuff

[Broyale26]

@punchaface1

or more pinball and old school games for you to bitch about.

[coolawesomedude10]

Thanks to Mark, I have learned to love pinball

[okamasphere]

When is Xenon the Xequel coming out?

[LaSuperDiversion]

This pinball machine doesn't next to the other machine from the other video??? In the same place?

[sasuke283]

nice

[completebastard]

Dat green spandex ass

[Sephiko]

Oh sweet, the pinball machines are back.

[TheJereman96]

:D