Bert and Ernie - The Room 'Hi, Mark.'

[bigdaddytiny210]

Every puppet betray me! I fed up with this street!!

[menslady125]

NICE!

[SkittleE275]

you are tearing me apart snufulufulopigus!

[LaughJester9000]

So anyway, hows your sex life?

[cartmann94]

@LaughJester9000 that's the ONE question you don't want to ask Bert and Ernie lmfao

[pokemonguy99991]

oh hi mark

[pixargod]

Where's my fucking cookies Denny?!

[havlorech]

I knew a girl who had a dozen muppets. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Sesame Street.

[needles1987]

@havlorech ah ha ha! What a story, Bert!

[EmperorJim]

Brought to you by the letter "hai".

[mcdom89]

I was eating cereal when the video started and when he said i did not hit her i burst out laughing and th e cereal was all ver

[Bobzeaux]

I wanna see Big Bird and Elmo on the roof.

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING BIRDSEED, ELMO?!"

"ELMO NO HAVE ANTYHING!!!!" <:(

[Brokensteel1228]

lol i have one with ghostrider spirit of vengeance on my channel

[Jibrilliant1]

"I heard the garbage men picked up Oscar's house and tossed it into their truck. And then the truck crushed the trash can while Oscar was still inside."

"Hahahahaha. Water story, Ernie."

[MrBlemph]

I wonder if Bert has ever made Ernie's ass bleed from rough sex?

[imnotjustinbieber96]

I can't tell you it's confidential, so ernie how is your sex life?

[SteveMND]

I love that Bert is a more expressive actor than Tommy is.

[arthurleon1387]

The voice dubbing is better in this than in the original movie

[faggotgumdrops]

wow it fits

[silentevil77]

Oh hi Ernie how is you sex life

[joranbrons1]

your're tearing me Big Bird

[OmegaRattrap]

Elmo got the results back in. Elmo definitely has breast cancer.

[cobra888]

Ohai Ernie!!!

[McRabbid9]

Haha, Bert's a better actor than Tommy Wiseau!

[Videot01]

I love how Bert keeps looking down like he's reading the script. It's still better delivered then the actual film though.

[antiirony]

LMFAO ROFL

[Medalion]

More lifelike than the real actors, and much better in sync

[TamamaCandyLover]

Haha what a story Ernie! XD

[JankyToe]

Where the hell is the EPIC button!?

[Sprayboy777]

you are tearing me apart big bird!!!

[rageahollic33]

Dont Touch me Muppet Fucker

[antiformsora99]

@rageahollic33 get out lolol XD

[fongkungy]

Better Actor

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART ELMO!!!

[KampferXeon]

The best part is that their lip syncing is better than Tommy Wisau's.

[megapants444]

It's amazing how this puppets show more emotion than the actual actors.

[Parkwaymania]

Big Bird is a chicken!!!! Cheep cheep cheep!

[SsnakeBite]

HAHAHAHA what a story Waldorf!

[SsnakeBite]

These puppets are better actors than those from the actual movie. O_O

I'm not even kidding, I actually think these sock puppets are giving a more believable performance than Tommy Wiseau.

[pieceofcake125]

Grover get out of my house mauther fawcker!

[rollinmitchell1]

I got the results of the test back. Miss Piggy definitely has breast cancer.

[Schweinehunder]

lol.. GODLY

[Guigley]

Is it just me, or do these two look like they're sitting on an atomic bomb waiting to go off?

[wblstudios]

I feel like I'm sitting on Oscar's trashcan and he's just waiting to get out.

[inchargenow]

@lackofattack ha ha ha I could naht stop laughing at your comment. I could naaht! lol

[jazzandmint]

Miss Piggy loves you too, Ernie, as a person. As a human puppet.

[snipelfritz]

This actually makes more sense than the real scene from the movie.

[Minchken]

Thumbs up if the lip movement is better than the movie

[StreetsOfSonic]

Fucking fantastic. Sock puppets are better actors than Tommy Wiseau.

[randomandproudqueen]

YOU'RE A LIAR, I NEEER HIT YOU! YOU ARE TEAREING BE APHART OSCARRR!

.....oh hai elmo

[CinnabonChan]

YEW AREEE TEARRRING MEEE APHHHART, KEWWWKIE MOHNNSTAAAAA

[iHaveGeekStinkBreath]

press 1

[Boqiro]

For some reason, I star laughing my ass off as soon as he opens his mouth...fits so well :'D

[butcherboy2008]

Bert is far more convincing and has more range.

[ValkyrieCain123]

Big Bird you betrayed me,your not good you! you just a chicken, CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIIIP!

[wblstudios]

Believe it or not, the dubbing in this video is actually better than the dubbing in the original movie.

[EponymousKid]

>implying Bert wouldn't hit a woman

That man is full of rage and you know it.

[coolfundylan]

The sad thing is...the puppets are better actors

[TheYTSiren]

@coolfundylan That is not true, that is NAHT

[jrodc123]

the dubbing in this is 1000 times better than the dubbing in the actual movie XD

[thinkkittens]

I WANT MORE OF THIS!

[AChimpNamedSlickback]

This video is brought to you by the letter G...as in GARBAGE DAY!!!

[kendrat199]

greatest thing i have ever seen since the thing i saw yesterday :P

[robinly]

HAHAAHHA OMFG PEOPLE ARE SO BRILLIANT

[S0undBite]

wow

[WhiteLycanXII]

"YOU AHR TEARING ME APAHT BIG BIRD!!"

[fresca9990211]

@lackofattack Oh hi Bert..

[harrisman71]

But it seems to me that you're the EXPERT ernie!!

[harrisman71]

But you're the EXPERT ernie!!!

[TheGarrTube]

"Do you want me to count to ten, Bert?" "Whatever, I don't care" "I already counted to ten" "Oh Ernie, you think about everything"

[Gvf77x]

ahahahaha, this is so funny xD

[TheIm2BiZ11]

theyre better actors than tommy wiseau

[crawlfan]

@Swittor There are parts of Wiseau's dialogue that he redubbed in the editing process. Watch closely, you'll see it.

[crawlfan]

This actually looks dubbed a lot better than the movie itself.

[danielscissorhands]

Oh hi video uploader! That was funny.

Oh hi everyone reading my comment!

[0ZAZU]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART BIG BIRD!

[tryandlisten]

@0ZAZU Big bird is a little cheeken, cheep cheep cheep.... Oh hi Oscar

[0ZAZU]

@tryandlisten hahaha water story mork

[tryandlisten]

@0ZAZU She got beat up so bad, she ended up in a hospital on Sesame street

[GuerreroMisterioso95]

Hahahaha what a funny story, Ernie!

[protojew62]

There is much more emoting from Bert and Ernie than the actual "actors!" CAn we say "wooden?"

[Anony1200]

Wow.These people are more lifelike than the actual actors.

[NisseEricsson]

Better acting and lip-syncing in this video, I´m sorry Tommy.

[drunkalfuzzyness]

oh love this so much!

[taylorgarrido]

it won't let me put links on here, but enter theroomsoundboard into google. i believe you all will be thankful

[rollinmitchell1]

"Oh hai Grover I didn't know it was you." "Can I have dozen red roses please?" "Here you go." "THAAAAAT'S MEEE."

[thecrispt3r4t0r]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, ERNIE! :C

[Bobzeaux]

Let's go eat cookies in your bed, hauw? ^_^

[pasteelrs]

i like how the lip sync here is better than in the movie

[CZRXCZR]

Chris R should be played by The Count.

[ibcomic]

Muppet lip synching: better than in the actual movie.

[TheIm2BiZ11]

i did not hit her oh hi ernie

[GeorgeMillerAtkinson]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[kakashi76767]

bert and ernie actually play out these lines better than the actors do

[compulsivetroll777]

*didn't see TKG's comment

[compulsivetroll777]

Burt's looking down at his script

[conchobarmanthei]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART BIG BIRD

[ZtotheMills]

oh hey the words in this match up better than the movie itself.

[ImmortalEye666]

Oh Hai Elmo

[TKGB2006]

Bert looks like he's reading his lines and it's still alot better than the real film.

[CougarHunter09]

31 people definetely have breast cancer

[Kajanka]

XD

I did not Hitler!

[TheVijaytuber]

the lip syncing is actually good in this version

[CZRXCZR]

Oh, hi... 31 people did naahht like Bert n Ernie

[Trollaverse]

Bert is a much better actor

[metaldave08096]

WHY BIG BIRD WHY!!!!!

[Mistertbones]

Oh hai Ernie!

[ytmndman]

Bert did hit her because Bert is evil

[SsilverTtiger]

wow... that's sad when two socks are better actors than you

love bert and ernie <3

[theandroinvader]

you're TEARING ME APART BERT

[8bitPikachu]

so elmo hows your sex life?

[zstardust838]

Why drag poor ernie and bert into this tommy wiseau craziness?? What'd they ever do to you??

[stelkin656]

For some reason the last line from Ernie(Mark) always cracks me up. Probably because of his perferctly fitting mimics xD

[Mattteus]

Oh hai fail.

[TheJoeyTaylor]

"OH HAI MARK"

"Hey, Bert"

[wickedfeylady]

Oh HAI rubber duckie.

[TamamaCandyLover]

OH HAI MAWK!

[REALmikegordan]

"No, it's not true Don't even ask I did not hit her What's new with you?"

Oh, great! Two things wrong with this picture: First off, the guy can't even properly format spoken sentences; it's all sounds like one sentence. I heard of people who can't properly write sentences, but this is ridiculous.

Second, That is really weak transition; if I have to explain why, you are a complete moron. Even Christopher Paolini would find such dialogue attrocious.

...5 stars, Tommy Wiseau!

[michaelstricklandndt]

watch this

[michaelstricklandndt]

watch this

[maistortrichko]

Wait isn't this Blark? :D

[Werezilla]

Wow, Sesame Street characters being more life like than the actors in the actual movie. Why am I not surprised Tommy Wiseau got out acted by puppets?

[elshotaru]

I like how it looks like Bert actually has to keep reading the script after every sentence. That's probably what Tommy had to do too.

[TheXeeman]

the synching is spot on

[Fallon144]

that voice actually suits bert haha

[mrgamingdork]

The whole movie they should be in.

[starman15317]

"Redone with more colorful actors" XD It's funny because it's true!

[theweakwillwalk]

DYOO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOWT LIFE? DYOOO YOU??

[curien1000]

lol - there's less overdubbing here than in the real scene!

[RuneLancer]

Huh. It actually syncs up properly, too.

Maybe Wiseau should splice in some muppet footage for his next movie. The acting, at least, would benefit from it. :)

[Kingofeurope]

The voice-overs actually fit the mouths with Bert & Ernie better than in the movie.

[Bennanteno]

I did naaaahhht.

[thedefaultcode]

The dialogue matches up with the mouths more here than in the actual movie.

[dohboy200]

Burt's actions are killing me... I love how he is looking at his lines throughout the whole thing

[dogfreak295]

@dohboy200 lol! yeah i just noticed that!

[MyWilliam1996]

omg! the puppets are better actors than the people in the actual film!

[FierceyKun]

YOUR TEARING ME APART BIG BIRD!

[Bobzeaux]

Stahp eeating cookies in bed, hawh?

[petergilmartin82]

Bert even looks a bit like Tommy Wiseau

[Memeori]

Awesome!

[Stacktovic845]

This has better lip sync than the movie itself.

[davidstem18]

i got the test results back. bert definately has cancer

[yesjamIII]

who's here because of the nostalgia critic?

[theAngryscotman]

@yesjamIII me. and to think i would never have heard of the movie if not of the critic. yet the review was removed from the site.

[TransformersFanCo217]

@yesjamIII I'm here because of FilmMasterAdam's response to the NC Room conflict. This was in it.

[JeniusRob]

The Muppets would be more believable if they did this scene

[edgewooddirk1212]

Actually, I think the dubbing works better here than in the film.

[pcaledonius]

Pretty good. Better than I could have done.

[Yellek1011]

Finally, actually ACTING associated with The Room.

[pinkorpurple432]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART ELMO

[fai3sai3]

lol this is better than the actual scene from that shitty sight, so called a movie

[tybolin07]

Oh, hi mark...lol

[Jobbeybob]

It's still better dubbed than the movie.

[Absolute258]

that's amazing! ha ha ha

[mooseboy18]

I was just thinking, this entire movie could probably be synced to the Muppets for freaking awesome effect.

[DAJ01]

"You are tearing me APAHT Bernice!"

[mooseboy18]

This STILL makes me laugh. Great work! I bet you could sync up some more Bert & Ernie from this movie; it's perfect.

[jrodc123]

wow...this is like 100 times better acted than the original lol

[troutshooter]

pffffffffffft hahahahaha

[premiumunlegend]

its got better dubbing than the original

[salamut2202]

oh hi muppets!

[dannykfuck]

nice.

[joelmcosgrove]

"I did not hit her ... I did not. Oh, hi Mark."

If that makes no sense. Watch a trailer for the film "The Room" possibly the worst film ever...

[Barrymit]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!

[TheLastNetwork]

@Barrymit Which is easy to do since they're made of felt.

[TheEverTwistedOne]

Jesus.... this is so spot on it's scary :D

[BuletWitButerflyWngz]

hahahah

[SanBaMusic]

YAY! =.= Does Burt and Ernie sleep in the same bed too? I always WONDER.