Cop Talk

[11magus11]

@TheMrswilson55 Not if they call the rapist back

[austinhess14]

Is raping a prostitute shoplifting?

[GB0tr]

@austinhess14 nice

[101Snubbs]

lmao, the plate of donuts and cup of coffee

[4everYGOTAS]

The video stopped at 0:08. Oh God take me now.

[strat91able]

reg cops 5.0 mall cops 2.5!

[vik5mic]

"see i was right. yeah dad , you idiot." PRICELESS

[mrsoctagoneapus]

'it's a wooden gun'

*wapoow*

'aww'.

LMAO!!!

[Mrcool210]

its a same that this is funnier then the other guys movie

[2007dalin]

that young guy was a prick as all young cops

[mercinaryre4]

the moral of this story?.... the other guys is an awesome movie.

[1024joaquin]

@autumntree2011 Get the fuck out of here you troll, im marking your comment as spam so no one can see your stupid comment.

[kealynp]

i got a ticket from a helicopter pilot in toledo i was fucking pissed

[emsir1000]

love all the post it notes on the map that says "MAP" and "map found on street"

[overTVS]

whats the film that they show sometimes in the video?

i liked those scenes a lot xD

whats the movie called? :)

[TheMedievalHamster]

@overTVS  Movie is called The Other Guys

[asherty1012]

lol there are donuts XD

[renshii422]

the old man, reminds me of the proffesor of the proffesor from Futurama

[LaTripper]

:O! my 2 favorite guys!

all it needs now to be all of them are

-dan

-jake

-amir

-josh

-that dude w/ glasses & creepy facial hair!

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

they cant arrest you if they smell it. 28 grams in new york

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

just more scare tactics from the brothers in blue

[mujiko526]

Haha, Streeter is such a stoner :D

[TheMrswilson55]

I have a question: If someone gets raped, but they enjoy it, but it's still forced, is it still rape?

[RaveriusMax]

@TheMrswilson55 Enjoyment has no factor in it, non-consensual sex is non-consensual sex

[cloudeoneon]

@TheMrswilson55 Yes, but if its not reported nothing will happen.

[Schleiban]

@TheMrswilson55 'Enjoyment' usually implies consent. But if at any point said person says 'No' or becomes unable to consent, it's legally rape.

[Sscarecrows]

@TheMrswilson55 no, its a hentai movie

[robotfungus]

@TheMrswilson55 yes it is. when i heard that my favourite saying was dead

[CrazySoon9413]

@TheMrswilson55 it depends on that victims are underage or not....

[SimplyCraig5]

@TheMrswilson55 That's probably the stupidest question I've ever seen. If you are serious then you need to reevaluate your life. IT IS RAPE if it is FORCED, Unless they gave consent to forceful intercourse, but any RAPE is RAPE. Seriously, wtf kind of question is that...

[emelenciano]

@naturluvr15 Ha to both! And the old man is sweet! Sweet Charles in Charge.

[cgiguere42]

the aircraft part is true its just that the pilot call ground people to chase the guy going to fast its just easir to cover more ground with a plane than with a car

[RobotAndRobot]

HA HA! more cops need to play GTA!

[emelenciano]

@RobotAndRobot agreed they should play GTA!

[TheDrewTimes2]

lol so many weed questions...and urine ones....

[MrHitThatLiks]

I carry bricks all the time...

[GiggityGiggityGooo69]

U can tell just by my user name that i love Family Guy



[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

"Where'd you learn to drive like that?!"

"Grand Theft Auto!"

Niko must be a damn good driving instructor.

[TtotheYinthemorning]

@shokomoko123 seriously?? It said it right at the beginning. Its called "The Other Guys"

[shokomoko123]

Does any1 know what movie is that? D:

[metalHeaad144]

I love how one of the cops calls a penis ''Mr. Johnson'' xD epic

[DVIDOC]

fuck u cops

[TheNosyGamer]

2:46 theres doughnuts on the table!

[rkolawson158]

I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly!

[Ray666Magini]

That second cop is a meathead. 

[nunchaku1992]

LOFL biggie's rule number 3

[ledbelly7]

Charlie = Legend

[imKingofBombing]

your comeing with me..

HA its a wooden gun!!

... (smacks him with gun)

AH!

[jimmyzeke13]

Fuck the police

[lovelyDay020891]

background music, shane dawson.

[josebuencamino]

@lovelyDay020891 Dancing puppets, ponies. Hey, it's fun saying random nouns!

[Tannert2O]

@josebuencamino Dancing is a verb.

[josebuencamino]

@Tannert2O Ok

[naturluvr15]

LOL mall cops... escalate a problem XD get it? cuz there are escalators in malls? hahaha thts an epic pun...

[nosamnosam123]

@naturluvr15 That wasn't a pun... Your the only one who thought that... >_>

[naturluvr15]

@nosamnosam123 twelve other people beg to differ.

[super47agent]

@naturluvr15 woah, ur Bruneian??

[naturluvr15]

@super47agent i...uh....um...no?

[super47agent]

@naturluvr15 oh ok... just thought u were. ;p

[naturluvr15]

@super47agent its no problem :) why'd u think that though?

[super47agent]

@naturluvr15 its the word "pun". Bruneians use that word as "also". wat does pun mean to u?

[naturluvr15]

@super47agent oh i see, i didn't know that! We learn something new everyday lol :)

From my understanding of the word "pun", it is used to describe a play on words; like i was saying with "escalate" the problem, because it sounds similar to the word "escalator", which are found in malls.

[super47agent]

@naturluvr15 lol.. ok now i understand. thx! :P

[therealbong]

Dr. Dre : Drug Recognition Expert

[stewbot47000]

@OMGYourMother the other guys

[OMGYourMother]

what movie was that?

[johnnyblaze213]

Pretty sure it's rule number four...

[ZanaThirteen]

Lol I would have asked him, " Have you ever fucked a crackhor" "Do cops really have locker room contests involving getting tased in the chest to see how long they'll last?"

and lastly "Did you get that last Chuck Norris movie reference, and if so, can you name the movie?"

[2shae1980]

what is the name of the song in the begining??? i cant find it because i cant understand the lyrics :c

[Sikogg]

What movie is the sceens from?, I would like to see it :d

[misterlonely1446]

@Sikogg the other guys

[EntertainmentTrends]

Lol I like how at 1:30 his friend is like "Shut up, I have a bag in the car."

Also the young cop seems like a guy thats uber against drugs, but if he ever smoked at all he'd get addicted to it then die an old lonely, smelly man.

[RSLegoFilms]

What movie is that

[guitarbballfreak]

@RSLegoFilms The Other Guys bro. Really funny movie. I'd recommend it.

[TheRaiinebow]

Skateboarding is not a crime! lol

[ghmongo]

I always wanted to know what that song was at the start of the film. The nice bass riff.

[adamrandom14]

o and they cant arrest you for being high that cops a retard jus tryn 2 trick u

[TheCindy210]

OLD ITALIAN GUIDO

[megaminara1994]

HAHA he got co-cocked with a wooden gun.

[mustardtechnicians]

liking the background music

[ANAN0M0US]

G.T.A. = Win

[nhoodfan]

where'd you learn to drive like that? Grand theft auto!

[JvillnEnt]

no pig rule #4

[Fathergryndl]

Wow... any douchebag with a camera thinks he's Jay Leno.

[SketchyPhilms]

GIFTYOUTUBE{dot}COM

[adamrandom14]

well first off if ur high they cant do shit even if u have weed in cali they can only give you up to $100 fine but if its over an ounce you can to court these cops r retarded which is why i hate cops

[Grimmjow161]

@adamrandom14 $20 you're some shitheaded highschool dropout.

[adamrandom14]

@Grimmjow161 um 2 bad im actualy 15 and in the 10th grade . ooo but hears a bet ik ill win for sure... i bet your $100 your a little wana be cop but you couldnt make the cut at the police acatamy(which is extreamly easy) and somehow ur dumbass faild so now what your do is follow cops around on you tube dick riding them

[Grimmjow161]

@adamrandom14 Considering you can't spell "academy" or "failed," I don't think I'll listen to your advice.

[adamrandom14]

@Grimmjow161 look up the law in california kid or wait ur 2 lazy 2 do so lol keep dick riding cops buddy its working out 4 u in life.. not.... but dont let me stop u i think i just saw a cop buy u some lube 2 make ur ride o soo much easyer

[Grimmjow161]

@adamrandom14 First of all, it's You're*, a contraction of you and are. Secondly, I'm worried that you seem so insistant on imagining me with a cop. Trying to vent your own urges? It's okay if you like buttsex, your mom will understand, or is she still in prison on prostitution charges? Your father probably ran off the second he saw you, and your whore of a mom can't even pay rent. Go rant to someone else. You're not even worthy enough to lick the dogshit off my shoes.

[adamrandom14]

@Grimmjow161 ahahah wtf kid? ik what your is thats kind of sad tho u needed 2 fill space so u correct me on something i already knew? but what i dont unerstand is why ur making shit up i mean what i said was based on your recent comments it seems this is your little defence meconism. so why are u getting so defencive kid? o wait i already know why cuz every thing i said was true u couldnt make it into the academy so u pleasure cops and hope for them 2 give u the old reach around dont denie it

[adamrandom14]

@Grimmjow161 kid uv alreayd proven it to me with your grotesque remarks lol but its all cool if u take like getting prision fucked by cops lol

[Grimmjow161]

@adamrandom14 First of all, if you're going to continue speaking with me, stop butchering the english language so fucking bad. Second of all, your comment was so disjointed and mispelled that I couldn't make out what the fuck you were saying anyway. AND you STILL talk about sex with cops. Having too much gay buttsex will give you AIDS man. Actually, keep having gay buttsex. It'll rid the word of another waste of oxygen.

[adamrandom14]

@Grimmjow161 wtf again kid? like straight up cuz ik u could read that but once again looks like you aint got shit on my last comment. but what kind of homophobic retard still belives butt sex gives u aids u must be a little fat boy whos so scared cuz his dad touched him he must put down the intier homosexual communaty and im not talking about it with joy im just reminding you of the memorys u try o so hard to repress its alright little boy all that cock riding your doing you shouldnt be scared

[adamrandom14]

@Grimmjow161 of your self its perfectly natural for you to like other little boys lil i wont judge you too much but rlly tho why do you like cop dick? is it fun for you to ride around in there cop car and sometimes they let u honk the horn i bet after that they fuck you so hard u end up with a blue waffle thunder cunt in ur ass keep denieing it kid every one still knows what you do u cant run from ur gay self

[Grimmjow161]

@adamrandom14 Are you still going on about gay buttsex? Got that on the mind, eh? MAYBE that's why your comments are so misspelled. YOu must type with one hand while jerking off to gay buttsex with the other!

[adamrandom14]

@Grimmjow161 wtf is this still copying kid dam ik u like dick but u gota get off my nuts little boy i mean seriously ur in denial like wtf i never said anything about me likeing gay butt sex hey grimm once u come out every one will accept u(not that they ever did b4) but im sure some more cops will gladly take u along in there car as there little bitch grimm. but first of all i think you should come out of the closet... every one say it with me COME OUT OF THE CLOSET GRIM

[Grimmjow161]

@adamrandom14 Why are you so insistant on homosexuality? Still trying to repress those urges, hm? It's not MY fault you get a boner from looking at guys. To be hosest, it's painfully obvious you care about what I'm saying. If you didn't, you wouldn't respond. But, if you DON'T respond, you admit that I am right, and that you ARE gay. Make your choice.

[adamrandom14]

@Grimmjow161 na kid stop tryn 2 twist my words its pathetic u have no other insults other than to just reword and fling my own back at me thats like something an 8 year old would do bc they cant think of anything better. so basicly ur my bitch cuz ur copying every thing i say like its important. and no the fact im responding purley means that it amuses me not that i care in any way of what you say but who ever said i dont care what u say which means ur just over there insinuating things which

[adamrandom14]

@Grimmjow161 is (o and this is a step up for you) something a maby what 10 or 11 year old would do... thats sad what are u 30? or is it 40? and your arguing with a 15 year old and still losing. and the way i can tell you are losing is bc ur just copying every thing i say. o and just to combat your obvious and logical next reply having you as my bitch does not mean i am gay if any thing it just proves your gay bc u would let another guy make u his bitch. which also just made what i would reply

[adamrandom14]

@Grimmjow161 to you after your next reply.. keep fighting kid your not going to win all your doing is making your self look childish and inmature by copying me. which is getting kind of boring (again like my previous reply) is like talking to an 8 year old

[Grimmjow161]

@adamrandom14 LOL. You accuse me of being childish, and yet YOU are the one relying on cock and gay jokes. Have you ever heard of the word 'hypocrite'? If this is boring you, politily GTFO of youtube. No one wants you here. ;)

[adamrandom14]

@Grimmjow161 oh no one wants me hear? well i want my self hear and i am someone and not rlly gay jokes arnt childish that more of a middle school high school thing as to where completly copying some one is more of an elemtry thing that little kids use bc there getting raped verbaly by another person such as how you are doing

[rockerguyex]

@adamrandom14 Dude really? On a Collegehumor video? Chill. Take it somewhere else.

[adamrandom14]

@rockerguyex na nigga this weird as foo started it so gtfo

[rockerguyex]

@adamrandom14 Dosent mean you gotta reply to the dumbass dog.

[adamrandom14]

@rockerguyex lol

[8USMNT17]

"Wasn't that Biggie's rule #3?" That cop went from douche, to tight in 1 sentence.

[jaimemtz8]

mr johnson is hanging out haha

[soniczubat]

"WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE THAT GOOD?!

GRAND THEFT AUTO!"

..?

[pogiinside13]

what was the movie at the start?

[MrDz264]

@pogiinside13 "The Other Guys" as it said right before it

[pogiinside13]

@MrDz264 oh i thought it was what they call themselves. my bad

[24xEBK]

i love charlie

[cookiepwnsU]

what are the movie scenes from?

[1y2o3u4t5u6b7e89]

what movie was it in the begining?

[outskool100]

chuck norris gun=nucolair rocket

[ChasingAce]

Pat looks so nervous here. So cute! :)

[YABOYSUPERFRESH]

"never ge high off yer own supply"

actually it was B.I.G's rule #4 haha

[KrayzeBlayzer]

1:25 Pat's face rofl.

[chaseef]

oh wow. Dr. Dre.... I cant believe that just clicked. thanks misterfrets

[DJaye23]

@chaseef ahaha ohh wow it just clicked in my head to

[sfx691]

what movie are the clips from

[homerun0508]

@sfx691 the other guys

[thundafcker]

WHERED U LEARN TO DRIVE LIKE THAT!

GRAND THEFT AUTO

thats a fucking priceless line

[GGReactors]

@thundafcker I know!! lol!

[barytonen]

@thundafcker what movie is that?

[angrygrunt]

@thundafcker they ripped it off from malibu's most wanted

[AirHopProductions]

lol donuts on the left side of the table.

[martzp1]

awww i like it when my johnson hangs out :'(

[martzp1]

@TheSp310ha thank you! :D

[UZIEL07]

ha doctor DRE

[coolbro1989]

I always figured those air craft signs were bs

[bebot11]

Now leave your gun and your badge and get out of my office!!!

[WesSpeaks]

That little sound at the end of all of their videos always seems to make it funnier :P

[TimBrownbread]

See Dad!, Ya idiot!!!

[Soytyzlover]

@TheSp310ha Probably new. Everyone knows Pat.

[mrvastly11]

WHAT IS THE MOVIE????

[KittenIgnition]

@mrvastly11 the other guys...

[martzp1]

uh what movie is this?

[whade62000]

This was waaay too short. Should've been at least ten minutes of interview. I would've loved to hear what Descrescenzo could tell about.

[Whoizcasper]

wow the cop knows the 10 crack commandments

[cullen6699]

the old cop seems cool. the young cop seems like a prick.

[salvucci91]

@cullen6699 indeed

[zezimine2]

@cullen6699 Old people are like Chillin'

[KennyShir]

@cullen6699: Yes he does. However, the old guy is retired and nothing can happen to him for speaking his mind. Once he retired, he got his rights back. Unfortunately for the young cop, he will probally be docked hours off his pay for just being on the show.

[ItheSwick]

@cullen6699 Why? Because he'll arrest you if you have weed? Lose the habit

[MareBellator]

@ItheSwick Cops shouldn't be arresting people for having weed to begin with, get the fuck out of here.

[ItheSwick]

@MareBellator Oooooh you're one of those pro-legalization fairies with a joint hanging out of your mouth and half your brain cells hanging out your ears.

I'm guessing Target, Wal-Mart, Big Y or Highschool Dropout... Am I close? Just ballparking here.

Although apparently higher brain function isn't one of your big life concerns... Pretty obvious, since you're replying to a comment that's four months old. Either that, or you're just trollin'. Either way, lose the habit.

[MareBellator]

@ItheSwick lol not even close, let's just say I'm way more successful than you are ;)

Are you a cop? if so no wonder you're so bitter about a beautiful plant.

[demetri2009]

@ItheSwick Ok Dick stain, before you start talking smack you should learn the facts. Cannabis doesnt kill brain cells youre a fucking dumbass for even buying that shit, Instead of killing them it stimmulates and look at the president, lawyers, doctors use it, prejudice asshole.

[ItheSwick]

@demetri2009 I don't take advice from potheads. Go back to Best Buy and work your day job into your 30s. Let's hope they don't have a surprise urine test any time soon. Also if you weren't high as fuck when you wrote this comment, you may realize that the presidents, doctors, and lawyers that DO use Marijuana... Are FUCKING RETARDED and completely useless to society.

There's a reason it's called "Dope" kid, and there's a reason it's illegal. Oh and speaking of "Smack", that's the next step.

[demetri2009]

@ItheSwick Ok a bit quick to jumps to conclusions comparing you dont even know me, Oh and judging by your profile picture you look like a complete tool. I dont smoke Cannabis, However I have tried, Have you? Where do you work? Where you work has nothing to do with using a fucking plant. You seem to not care about alchohol, a completly legal, yet deadly intoxicant that kills around 120,000 annually. Plus why are you so simple minded where do you get your information from?

[nEishhh]

@ItheSwick Hahaha...I suggest learning the facts before starting an internet fight. Go ahead and search "Negative Side Effects of Marijuana" you'll be amazed at how LITTLE you find.

[TommyKiid]

@ItheSwick shut up fool

[Bocktai5]

@cullen6699 usually retired are nicer

[2fulasnubbar]

@cullen6699 Hes buff and douchey because he was fat and bullied in high-school and have to overcompensate :D

[Aznfootball7]

@cullen6699 The young cop only seemed like a prick because you do drugs @.@

[catrox64]

@cullen6699 I know! When they asked "So, If I had a couple joints, would I go down town for that...?" He responded, "Technically, yes, but it depends on the cop..." Lol.

[Tommy0145]

@catrox64 Either you come with me, or you give me half, that's what probably happens all the time...

[MrWhiplash247]

WOOOOO MY LAST NAME IS RUSSO TOOO

[mizznohizz]

That cop in the Black shirt turns me on

[dicksteele75]

What was the song at the beginning?

Please answer.

[HitzR1]

2:21 Cop knows about Hip Hop

Notorious BIG - Ten Crack Commandments

[At0m1C194]

@HitzR1 that actually originated from NWA - Dopeman

just sayen