If Dyers Eve was on Kill 'Em All...

[Kruegerisgod]

almost or probably better than the original

[ImtheCauseofDeath]

I think i just cummed a years worth.....

Btw Is this a bonus track from Pleasure to Kill? =D

[eddyhetfield]

Sounds like Slayer

[justinjoewills]

@JJTheGuitarDoctor I didn't make the video for people to ignore in the first place, obviously... The reason why it's still up is because it's the video with the most views on my channel and even though it is just a speed + pitch bump some people still find it entertaining to listen to. Also, how can I "respect feedback" when they start their sentence with "wtf is this shit?"? Not exactly constructive criticism, is it?

[ShanePlew]

@justinjoewills It could be...

[Imartenal]

do u have any idea about how f*cking fast this is on the intstruments? this is robot speed...

[dandodo]

more like if this song was on Reign in Blood

[2309davidobando]

if Dyers Eve was in killing is my bussiness

[ter50]

The title should be "If Dyers Eve was played by Kreator"

[giokav4]

@ter50 you 're so fucking right bro!

kreator ..hahaha

[breathingreflection]

Great, now I have to tune my guitar to F#...

[MrKINETTIC]

want to listen to dyers eve? dont have 7 minutes? luckily for you...

[ChrisWalters1992]

"If Havok did a cover of Dyer's Eve" sounds like more of an appropriate title.

[TomasUjhelyi]

If this was on Kill 'Em All, it would have bass in it and a cheaper recording.

[BrianCRX90]

yes a bassist that uses fingers and not a pick

[JoeyJunior19971]

Im sure if he was in his 20ies he would play it

[megaladon73]

I'm cracking up imagining Lars successfully keeping up with this, while cursing out his bandmates, them laughing at him, and him then just spontaneously combusting at the end...

[jabbaxhago]

DAMNNNNN!!!

[metallopaido]

ούτε κλαν

[MegaEggdude]

the original sounds so slow after listening to this

[BelieveInJars]

guitars and drums actually sound a lot like slayer at this speed

[explosivoplastico]

@BelieveInJars your crazy

[bassgirl888]

poor lars. thats IMPOSSIBLE.

[ter50]

This is more if Dyers Eve was on Darkness Descends by Dark Angel

[murderfantasies]

oh come on, impossibru to play dat shit that fast:D

[dante4d]

If Dyer's Eve would be on KEA it would soud more like 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-­1.

[whiteorangatange]

yea but itd be faster

[uome20bukz]

George Kollias could play it.

[DethMetallica]

Kill em' Puppets??

[JamesFoxfield]

@DethMetallica ...And Kill 'em All

[pbjboi1993]

@FadeToDrums Dyers Eve was on AJFA

[FadeToDrums]

@pbjboi1993

FINALLY someone noticed it :D

I know that it was on Justice for all, everyone does..

[justinjoewills]

@FadeToDrums Awkward

[ericmarshall19]

@FadeToDrums LOL!!

[brittanyerinxx]

try and justice for all

[ino1337]

The ultimate work out music. this is awesome mp3 download link? oh wait that's right youtube downloader ftw lol

[EIOURUZ]

fuck...no one can play so fast...

[MajorX9999]

did they have dave lombardo fill in for lars or somethin?

[traceurhero]

*room

[traceurhero]

If it were on kill em all, it would also sound like James was in a big echoey roon

[AChildOfBodom667]

@traceurhero And there were four of him.

[Aenskyd]

It would start from from 0:33 if it was on Kill em all

[thesilencenator]

@Aenskyd LOL, have you ever listened the album???? no way kill'em all it's that fast

[justinjoewills]

@Aenskyd I just tried to trim the first 33 seconds off of the video but it said that I couldn't save it because the video has too many views :|

[rockandrollfan93]

no way you're getting the double bass that fast without a drum machine :P

[weirdalyankosin]

@rockandrollfan93 lol, there are drummers that can do that speed easily... just not lars...

[archenemy1909]

@rockandrollfan93 yep, the drum machine is called Dave Lombardo!

[MIKEYEKIMIKEY]

@archenemy1909 Dave Lombardo sucks

[LaserDarkDX]

This would be more like Slayer covering this song than anything else.

[mr4METALLICA]

@LaserDarkDX gtfo

[discoshallriseagain]

i'm disapointed... always though it would sound more like the mario paint version.

[izzyalistair]

lol, this is my favorite version of this song, officially...I wish they would have played it this fast on the album.

[XKillMetalX]

lars cant make this double bass :/

[WhoClippedMyWings]

This sounded flat and washed up. terrible work,

[MotherPunker970]

...and thats why its not on kill em all...

[SovietRussian115]

@Sareena123323 oh i see...lars can never die



[scuba136]

that solo!!!!!

[VaskeLoG]

You shouldnt speed up this song, cause its faster than enything on kill em all!

[ErinTurco21]

...And this is why it was on the Justice album...

[GuitarRazze]

It would be actually slower on kill em all...

[LockyTheRocker]

ur arm would fall of down picking that intro O_O

[rani600]

hhhhhhhh imagine how funny it would if this song was ment to be on kill em all like this but lars said: yo guy cant we turn the tempo down a little bit?

james: fuck no man!!!!!!!

[TheSkyline333]

Did you speed thats up coz a bit faster then usual

[PureMetal94]

Rest In Peace Lars...

[SovietRussian115]

@PureMetal94 Lars is still alive... u know that rite?

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[Sareena123323]

@SovietRussian115 They are kidding..they mean Lars will die from playing too fast..

[Mordownick]

@PureMetal94 Rust in Peace Lars*

[MikejR777]

@PureMetal94 Lars? do you mean Burton? or are you being funny?

[malvern666]

@MikejR777 He means Lars killed himself from playing so fast.

[werockyourfaceoff]

@malvern666 imagine that in him right now, just by hearing him play one u know that dude kinda lost some of his double bass speed. his legs would burn off if he tried playing this fast.

[JamesFoxfield]

ouch DOSE WRISTS

[nevajane57]

Hetfield is a chipmunk?

[xKtulu]

@TheNethero Actually, Master of Puppets(song) was the fasted song they wrote. It's 220 BPM. Nothing on And Justice For All even reaches 200.

[TheNethero]

@xKtulu The song Master of Puppets is actually 105 bpm, which is honestly a rather slow tempo. 220 is faster than you think, because they don't have any songs at all that reach up to 200. Altar of Sacrifice by Slayer and Rattlehead by Megadeth would be a better example of a song in the 200s. Dyers Eve hit a bpm of 194 which is faster than anything on Master of Puppets.

[xKtulu]

@TheNethero Uh, no. Master of Puppets is 220 BPM, I assure you.

[TheNethero]

@xKtulu If you don't believe me then you can take an online bpm counter and count all the quarter notes in the song (not including the verse riffs because they have odd time signatures) yourself. If you do it right, you're going to get 105 every single time.

[xKtulu]

@TheNethero I'm going to send you multiple links stating that it's over 200 BPM.

[TheNethero]

@xKtulu Nah, I'd rather not. If there are multiple links saying it's 220 then they had to be counting on the 8th notes which is improper conduct for a song with a 4/4 time signature. However, I'm done trying to convince you to believe me since by now it wouldn't be worth it. You can believe whatever you want to believe at this point.

[UkrRusSlavic]

@xKtulu He's right. Just put a metronome at 220 and then play this song. Huge difference. Just listen to the snare for the tempo.

[xKtulu]

@UkrRusSlavic Who's right? Him or me?

[UkrRusSlavic]

@UkrRusSlavic he's right. theres no way these songs are past 200. 200 is insanely fast.

[TheMrMegatallica]

This is if it was on Kill 'em All!

[Laynecobain1994]

And thats why you dont have a fucking thing to do

[wfcsports]

poor lars...

[dickless112]

@bubi8894 actually he was dead! :D.

[SkaterHateCrew]

it would be heavier too.

[MrHardanheavy]

i dont get it...

[SunStrider96]

there's no way lars could pull off that double bass

[vio2112]

@SunStrider96 He can't even pull off the double bass at the regular speed live. Pathetic.

[Mrchubwub]

Dam Lars finally got a real drum lesson on how to double bass properly

[raz0rcarich99]

Well... everything on justice is very fast...

[GRigori0s10]

Add reverb, remove half kicks and its in MoP

[AnDRoIdmAN100]

NICE!

[raz0rcarich99]

This is madness!

[thundergivesmeglee2]

@raz0rcarich99 I like madness

[Mr1BILLYBILLYBILLY]

@raz0rcarich99 MADNESS!?? THIS....IS....METALLICA!!!

[AnamariaOcampo99]

@XXXkLeCiIj69XXX yup, 6 feet underground, 

[XXXkLeCiIj69XXX]

@AnamariaOcampo99 fac yu

[Kingddd333]

@AnamariaOcampo99 Oh so like a subwa- wait a minute

[ClikeWorks]

@AnamariaOcampo99

: | Pokerface

[LightningStickmanBob]

Just sped up.

[FlamingMuffinz]

No, that's way too fast for Lars.

[KSX387]

3:40 FTW

[MarkyMarc2010]

Lol.... Imagine trying to play THAT solo at THAT speed.

[LandynCaissie]

its more like kill em all, with deeper vocals

[Brutalyeah]

If Dyers Eve would have been on Master of Puppets, why would you increase the tempo and pitch then. There isn't a single song on Master of Puppets thats as fast as this video, and Metallica didnt go slower/faster between Puppets and Justice. This whole video just makes no sense and has no purpose. And btw wtf does reverb have to do with Master of Puppets?

[halonerd04]

@Brutalyeah because in AJFA there was non and MOP there was quite i bit

[Brutalyeah]

@halonerd04

What the hell are you talking about lol.

[aaronrus]

when i saw this song live, metallica played it this fast, probably why lars didn't play all the double bass

[AbraxasGrey]

you just sped it up...

[konejo197666]

mini hetfield on vocals and rythim guitar, chris adler on drums, jeff hanneman on lead guitar, and cliff burton on... wow wait, he went to shop hehehe

[thepersonthatfarted3]

sounds like slayer and james is singing when he got kicked in the balls

[MegaMustaine89]

Lars will die of a heart attack on this version.

[DoubleTommyRider]

Not master

its like on Kill em all

[mechadonkykong]

looks like cliff has left the building

[pascalshiyya]

@mechadonkykong ROFL

[mario1136]

lol this actaully does remind me of MOP

[23stevomoe23]

LOL DOUBLE BASS!

[sparkshadowtiger]

How did u do this. What Program did u use

[bubi8894]

and thats why dyers eve was on justice...

[JippaLippa]

Better than the original.

Could i have the mp3?

[AlbinMyren]

Actually, that sound's alot like master...

[thelastchain]

yeh , completely agree

[justinjoewills]

I think you're taking this way too seriously.

[SwiftAnimations]

This is just a slightly increased tempo?

[justinjoewills]

And increased pitch. I tried to add reverb but the reverb on my program was awful.

[SwiftAnimations]

Ah fair enough, this sounds way more Garage - S&M era than Master, and combining that with the helium voice Hetfield had when he mocked Judas Priest :P

[justinjoewills]

Yeah, good point. It has the sort of production sound as Garage - and yeah, that video is hilarious.

[alexx224]

you're missing the bass ;)

[TheKoalitionHD]

it wouldnt g