@e0o9kii We don't really know exactly when Jesus was born, but Christmas is a good Christian holiday. It is so popular a Christian holiday that even non-Christians like to celebrate it!
Puritans didn't start out as the dour faced people with no sense of fun. Early Puritans were rather whimsical and had no problem with sex, as long as you were married. It was much later that they developed into the sour, holier than thou people.
GO KING CHARLES THE SECOND. sorry puritans but as a christian i am astonished they actually banned CHRISTMAS someone ought to hit them to theyre sensesi
@missluckyducky07 Yes, go Chuck Part Deux and his splendid killing time in Scotland! Christmas was banned by the Puritans because it violates the regulative principle of worship. Time after time, we see in the Bible that any man-made innovation in worship is severely condemned by God. How, then, are we to judge a holy day invented by the Pope that neither Christ nor his apostles told anyone to celebrate?
My friend and I have a theory that the Puritans didn't come to America to escape religious persecution. It's more like they were asked to leave.
Escape? Shit, we'll give you a police escort. And a map.
After you leave Southampton turn right and keep going until you see land, don't stop, don't be afraid. It takes a while. But it's there. A huge mass of land right underneath a big W. You'll see it. A big W.
The Puritan couple remind me of the WBC (Westboro Baptist Church) who believe everyone that doesn't follow their beliefs that they are going to hell, only the WBC members don't wear all black.
There are a few things to point out. While the Puritan ideals were over-the-top, they did believe in education, oppose monarchy, and were very industrious. The Restorationists were supporters of monarchy, and had very anti-democratic ideas, including those of women's rights. At least both the puritan husband and wife suffered more-or-less equally.
Not sure which one you mean but the child is called Silence Discipline Search The Scriptures but she wanted to call her If Christ Had Not Died Thou Had Been Dammned (i think) after her mother :L
Puritans, the sticklers of Christianity. I'd say they aren't around anymore but let's face it, their beliefs have carried over. Harry Potter, Dungeons and dragons, Rock n' Roll. All sinful... because they're fun. It's not surprising they were persecuted, no one really wanted them around.
These Puritans actually believed that bathing yourself is considered a sin because they actually thought that scrubbing your bodies by touching yourself is evil.
@mickdukes They had their doctrinal fallacies just like any other denomination, but banning theatre was a good thing, considering all the immorality that went on in 17th century theatres. And I thought the names were.....interesting.....certainly good reminders anyway.
@mickdukes Same. I mean how can they ban, music, acting and Christmas even though Christmas celebrates the Birth of Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior (even though Jesus may have been born in April).
To stick up for the puritans a bit, they endorsed full literacy for all women. The restoration brought back the view that reading was too much for the "fragile mind" of a woman. That could have been fun to poke at.
Other than that, yeah, they did bind themselves in a hypocritical view on life.
@Ayanra I dunno, the more i read about them, the more i reckon it's the usual case of the winners writing history. They weren't nearly as stupid and superstitious/sin-obsessed as they're often made out to be.
Not that I don't find this vid hilarious! I don't care how true to life it is when there's mat baynton in it, lol!
Puritans went too far one way. The Restorationists went too far the other. Similar to the shift from extreme morality in the 1890s to the extreme LACK of morality in the 1960s.
Mathew Baynton, wouldn't mind being his wife:) he's so fine:) he can pull off like any wig:))) I swear im obsessed with him;) <3 i don't care;) I LOVE HIM(L)
Most Puritans weren't like the caricature they present here. For one, the "music is sinful" part just wasn't true. Puritans wrote hymns and allowed operas to stay open even after they closed the theatre.
You're right Simpsons, they do sound like the Taliban. But what experience do we have of either the Taliban or the Puritans aside from our liberal democratic partisan education which naturally opposes these values?
@DeeperRootsProject omg!! Taliban is totally the first thing that came to my mind when I watched this video,, fun is sinful xD well religious extremists are just no good no matter what tsk tsk tsk
@Sonicadvaned09 Don't quote me but i think by the time Cromwell came around Christmas had become a reason to party down. Imagine if you will Christmas being the equivalent of Led Zeppelin, Motley Crue, Van Halen, Guns and Roses, and AC/Dc coming to town all of the same day. With prostitution, opium, no last call, and all night all you can eat Chinese buffet.
I also think that's why they came up with Boxing Day. So Christmas remains a holy sacred and Boxing Day is is the party day,
It's funny how Charles 2nd is a Puritan now. :P
thecatsaregods 1 week ago
Puritains just got owned!
16nwb1 2 weeks ago
Hahahah Once it's loaded all the way click on the left and right keys and it goes like...
This is Mister & mrs HELLO and they CALL ME JAMIE want to SURELY... lol
sofie11194 2 weeks ago
1:13 Get a good look up mats nose XD
Sasuke4ever54321 2 weeks ago
They got told at the end!!...XD
XxOnTheStars94xX 3 weeks ago
if your christian KILL YOURSELF!
BiGMANJOE32 3 weeks ago
Is Mr Miserable Matt?
LovingLiars 1 month ago
@LovingLiars Yes.
TheWolfmaid 1 month ago
@TheWolfmaid yeah i thought it was him
LovingLiars 1 month ago
p.s. at 2:43 Mrs. Miserable is covering her ears so as not to hear the "sinful" music.
CartoonOperatics93 1 month ago
@e0o9kii We don't really know exactly when Jesus was born, but Christmas is a good Christian holiday. It is so popular a Christian holiday that even non-Christians like to celebrate it!
CartoonOperatics93 1 month ago
Now Caligula is Mr. Merry!
CartoonOperatics93 1 month ago
Puritans didn't start out as the dour faced people with no sense of fun. Early Puritans were rather whimsical and had no problem with sex, as long as you were married. It was much later that they developed into the sour, holier than thou people.
InnannasRainbow1 1 month ago
I love Simon in this.
spazzy69 1 month ago
they get the miserables in the end classic
aqualimedrops 1 month ago
Um sorry has anyone noticed they wouldn't have cameras to film themselves in the 1600 hundreds. L.O.L
LovingLiars 1 month ago
@LovingLiars Dear god, you are bright.
sandstormxx 1 month ago
@LovingLiars
It's a funny history show. Reality is bent on an hourly basis for the sake of silliness.
TheTraumarama2 1 month ago
I found the name Silence online and it was described as an American name - I was like "Watch Horrible Histories; because they say otherwise!"
MultiBelle22 1 month ago
@MultiBelle22 along with Chastity, Modesty, Honesty, Purity, Verity etc
suzannesadiiqa 1 month ago
Where did the baby go? Did she die? lol
AlyInk 1 month ago
"Ok so far so good..." Extreamly smiley smile
Beeleepop 1 month ago
2 people are puritans
iamthejester1000 2 months ago
I'm Roman Catholic. I don't know much else- don't go to church... ever...
y7a7d7i7e7l7 2 months ago 2
acting is sinful your should be whipped and put in the stocks.
(AWKWARD)
CelticChrissy 2 months ago
I want to be friends with Mr. Merry! Lol!
13jocularity 2 months ago 29
This makes me want to throw a party, with loud music, and lots of dancing, the drinks are free and we'll all have FUUUUN!!!!!
melissa12300 2 months ago
whats so bad with going to Hell? Hoorey for Charles II !!!
sheehanpo 2 months ago
"You should be whipped", I love the look on his face when he said that.
Buffycomics 2 months ago 2
It's sneep family! :D
MissNoMoreGravity 3 months ago
Jamie Merry sounds like Austin Powers..."party on!"
ginastarke2 3 months ago
GO KING CHARLES THE SECOND. sorry puritans but as a christian i am astonished they actually banned CHRISTMAS someone ought to hit them to theyre sensesi
missluckyducky07 3 months ago 3
@missluckyducky07 Yes, go Chuck Part Deux and his splendid killing time in Scotland! Christmas was banned by the Puritans because it violates the regulative principle of worship. Time after time, we see in the Bible that any man-made innovation in worship is severely condemned by God. How, then, are we to judge a holy day invented by the Pope that neither Christ nor his apostles told anyone to celebrate?
mothcorrupteth 2 months ago
OWNAGE!!!! Isint fun sinful the ladie said XD
POTCMarc101 3 months ago
i guess we're all gonna burn in hell
devilownsmenot500 3 months ago
@devilownsmenot500 Dont bealive in those stupid puritians, there just people that dont know how to have fun.
POTCMarc101 3 months ago
oh i like this one!
MsMollymoo22 3 months ago
'You're sinful, Jezebel.' 'Well, you're going to burn in hell.'
TigressWhite 3 months ago
@TigressWhite actually he said ''YOU sinful Jezebel" jezebel was a way of calling a lady a whore,temptress, or anything else disgusting
devilownsmenot500 3 months ago
Mr. Miserable looks like Snape.
Lau19K 3 months ago
im a party animal, and i would happily be a puritan if i could marry mr miserable ;)
roxsziegalrox55 3 months ago 2
"We're ready for Charles II. Resurection's here. Party on!"
:D
McMacMastaMan 3 months ago
It's funny how Mat's character is against Charles II even though Mat played as him lol
regenald510 3 months ago 3
At least Mr. Merry was trying!
EEH197289 3 months ago
My friend and I have a theory that the Puritans didn't come to America to escape religious persecution. It's more like they were asked to leave.
Escape? Shit, we'll give you a police escort. And a map.
After you leave Southampton turn right and keep going until you see land, don't stop, don't be afraid. It takes a while. But it's there. A huge mass of land right underneath a big W. You'll see it. A big W.
Jesus Christ I thought they'd never leave.
nellgwenn 3 months ago
There needs be a Historical Wife Swap for US History next XD!
joyhorse13 3 months ago
The Puritan couple remind me of the WBC (Westboro Baptist Church) who believe everyone that doesn't follow their beliefs that they are going to hell, only the WBC members don't wear all black.
Miss65boo 3 months ago
HAHAHA! i Love the ending! XD "you sinful-" "well your going to go to hell."
sophieagout 4 months ago
not that she took the baby with her...
daisyjack22 4 months ago
lol a dalek on horrible histories this is so funny lol best one yet
1megacobra1 4 months ago
Am I the only one who thought "she sounds like a Dalek" when Mrs. Miserable spoke at the party?
Zephyr7990 4 months ago 4
@Zephyr7990 Nope, I thought she sounded like a Dalek!
adpenguingirl25 4 months ago
I'm actually supposed to study my English at the moment but I feel like I'm learning a lot more watching these HH video's =D
lagoondiver 5 months ago
Wait until those puritans sail to America, boy are they in for good times haha oh the field day they're going to have meeting the Native Americans
julesreverie 5 months ago
p.s. Mr. Miserable would call me a sinful jezebel too if he knew what I thought of him ;)
232bluewings 5 months ago 53
@232bluewings He would have to say that to everyone. lol =)
dht23 3 days ago
Mr. Merry is a legend. :')
232bluewings 5 months ago
There are a few things to point out. While the Puritan ideals were over-the-top, they did believe in education, oppose monarchy, and were very industrious. The Restorationists were supporters of monarchy, and had very anti-democratic ideas, including those of women's rights. At least both the puritan husband and wife suffered more-or-less equally.
Nonamearisto 5 months ago 6
What is the other name (not the silence the if jesous smthng)
chrisandrikopoulos19 5 months ago
@chrisandrikopoulos19
Not sure which one you mean but the child is called Silence Discipline Search The Scriptures but she wanted to call her If Christ Had Not Died Thou Had Been Dammned (i think) after her mother :L
LeighMariana 5 months ago
mr merry is the stupid deaths man!
beautybabebuzz 5 months ago
I actually love Horrible Histories!
TheIDivineI 5 months ago
lovvvvveee 3:28 omg love it :D
Sesshomaru132 5 months ago
I think I'm the only one on here who'd sooner live with mr. merry :D
Sweetlittlemystery 5 months ago
OMFG. Mr. Miserable: Acting is sinful, you should be whipped and put int he stocks. FUCK LOL. I'm reading The Crucible now for my claaaaasssss
ilyxb00 5 months ago
I couldn't contain my laughter at 2:45. The party hat!!!!! rotflmao
treblemaker21 6 months ago
Puritans, the sticklers of Christianity. I'd say they aren't around anymore but let's face it, their beliefs have carried over. Harry Potter, Dungeons and dragons, Rock n' Roll. All sinful... because they're fun. It's not surprising they were persecuted, no one really wanted them around.
FNGLHR 6 months ago
Mr. Miserable looks like Snape.
rainbowdashFELTON 6 months ago
i'd be happy if i did a sawp and mat was the hubby
StarShining40 6 months ago
I honestly wouldn't mind being Puritan if I get married to Mat Baynton
ilessthanthreeu99 6 months ago in playlist historie
fight the good fight of fate lol
RANDOMROCKET18 6 months ago
'Well your gonna burn in hell!'
Mat don't worry, we can burn in hell together :P
TheHHAddict 6 months ago
I wonder where the puritans got all those crazy notions?
Glory2theLamb11 7 months ago
mrs miserable...SOO LUCKY
scarletrawlings09 7 months ago
These Puritans actually believed that bathing yourself is considered a sin because they actually thought that scrubbing your bodies by touching yourself is evil.
98bigbutt 7 months ago
is it me or does mr miserable look a lot like King Charles II ;P
thypurpleturtle 7 months ago
As a Christian, I gotta say Puritans suck.
mickdukes 7 months ago 59
@mickdukes i agree Hurray for charles the 2nd
Dim4323 7 months ago
@mickdukes They had their doctrinal fallacies just like any other denomination, but banning theatre was a good thing, considering all the immorality that went on in 17th century theatres. And I thought the names were.....interesting.....certainly good reminders anyway.
zemotheon12987 2 months ago
@zemotheon12987
I remember my English teacher mentioning theater became extremely perverted after Shakespeare, so maybe they did have their reasons for banning it.
MooseTactic 1 month ago
@mickdukes Same. I mean how can they ban, music, acting and Christmas even though Christmas celebrates the Birth of Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior (even though Jesus may have been born in April).
e0o9kii 1 month ago
lmfao... that is too much.
lilsister2 7 months ago
"Drinking is sinful." "Obviously..."
TankiesYank 7 months ago
wait......... Mat is Charles II?
missymiley24 7 months ago
You sinful jessabelle!
Well your gonna burn in hell
:')aha
LoonyGingerLyrics 7 months ago
the 2 miserables watched this video. =(
amyrocket123 7 months ago 2
To stick up for the puritans a bit, they endorsed full literacy for all women. The restoration brought back the view that reading was too much for the "fragile mind" of a woman. That could have been fun to poke at.
Other than that, yeah, they did bind themselves in a hypocritical view on life.
Ayanra 7 months ago 5
@Ayanra I dunno, the more i read about them, the more i reckon it's the usual case of the winners writing history. They weren't nearly as stupid and superstitious/sin-obsessed as they're often made out to be.
Not that I don't find this vid hilarious! I don't care how true to life it is when there's mat baynton in it, lol!
Sapphonouveau 5 months ago
This video nailed it the Puritans really did this. They really gave Christianity a bad name.
ThePaul854 7 months ago 2
Oh, Matt. Why can't you have fun?
SignoraPsycheZenobia 7 months ago
mr miserable= HOT!!! =D
thesilversupporter 8 months ago
OMG Mr Miserable... so my type
Grenade523 8 months ago 84
I love it when Mr. and Mrs. Miserable tell them off at the end!!!!
Funkyk2 8 months ago 2
@Funkyk2 I agree! It's also funny when Mr. and Mrs. Merry make them realise they have sinned!!!! So LOL!!!!
twiluver12 8 months ago 3
I'M A SHOUTY MAN.
tipperary1 8 months ago
2 people are sinful jezebels :-)
thethistleandtherose 8 months ago 3
lol i thought that.
Katsumerisfun 8 months ago
Puritans went too far one way. The Restorationists went too far the other. Similar to the shift from extreme morality in the 1890s to the extreme LACK of morality in the 1960s.
Fetch26291 9 months ago
the funny thing is my uncle looks like Matt lol
TheCjg2000 9 months ago
@TheCjg2000 You're lucky, in a way!
classicrockfan555 8 months ago
"you sinful Jezebel !"
ihearttheplanet 9 months ago
@ihearttheplanet oh you're gonna burn in hell...... omg this is epic XD
heahashemi 9 months ago 2
Mathew Baynton, wouldn't mind being his wife:) he's so fine:) he can pull off like any wig:))) I swear im obsessed with him;) <3 i don't care;) I LOVE HIM(L)
baconandcrisps 9 months ago 5
Silence XD
chopchop8916 9 months ago
haha...Mrs. Miserable is the 17th century version of my mother.
mynameisnterin 10 months ago 55
@mynameisnterin And mine.
FrankIeroiscute 5 months ago
Most Puritans weren't like the caricature they present here. For one, the "music is sinful" part just wasn't true. Puritans wrote hymns and allowed operas to stay open even after they closed the theatre.
Ganondorfdude11 10 months ago 3
@Ganondorfdude11 - Hymns and opera? Well, no wonder they were miserable.
gradgurl2007 9 months ago
fun is sinful? God's paradise is full of children and children can't live without fun!!
animelover7155 10 months ago 3
@animelover7155 In Soviet Russia Fun can't live without Children ;)
YesIamEccentric 10 months ago
1 person is a Puritan.
danschaef97 10 months ago
So your taking credit for something produced by Horrible Histories and the BBC?
Theland19 10 months ago
Stevie from Miranda?
xxx
thatsgorg 10 months ago
OK... What did the Puritans sing in church?
AAAAHHHH They didn't think of that one did they?!
YesIamEccentric 11 months ago
@YesIamEccentric Nothing.
a5stoz 10 months ago
@YesIamEccentric I think they meant singing to music
ihatethisbit 8 months ago
Mr. Misery is pretty damn smexy <3
ladycucumberington 11 months ago
@ladycucumberington Miserable actually and he is isn't he~?
YoyoDS5 11 months ago
@YoyoDS5 Ack! Miserable, sorry, i was half-asleep when I wrote that comment, lol. But yes, yes he is :)
ladycucumberington 11 months ago
When will the 1778 version be up? xD
Bottebuh 11 months ago
Are Puritans the ancestors of the republicans (conservatives)?
CuestasV 11 months ago
LOL Mr and Mrs Miserable are going to burn in hell but is not making the most of their time on earth and they had so much time to think about it.
MsLiew1901 1 year ago
fun is'nt sinful, did the puritans read the bible cus music and dancing are all in it.
majinvi74 1 year ago
You're right Simpsons, they do sound like the Taliban. But what experience do we have of either the Taliban or the Puritans aside from our liberal democratic partisan education which naturally opposes these values?
DeeperRootsProject 1 year ago 6
@DeeperRootsProject omg!! Taliban is totally the first thing that came to my mind when I watched this video,, fun is sinful xD well religious extremists are just no good no matter what tsk tsk tsk
heahashemi 9 months ago
@heahashemi Ha haha! Im a muslim and I sort of agree with you there!
ihatethisbit 8 months ago
no offense deeperrootsproject
but puritians feel like the taliban
ideology speaking
simpsons17825 1 year ago
im from London, well near it...... we're all merry here!
VVtommyVV 1 year ago
wow one of the best wife swap parodies i have seen great job!
CresentSanctuary 1 year ago
Ok who votes to stay with the restoration couple? *raises hand* *Thumbs up if you agree*
girlishgamer1 1 year ago 4
Hey, it's Keith Lee Castle!
Ryoukawaii 1 year ago
lol
CaligirlSofia 1 year ago
the Puritans can blame Charles the second :D
Natulcien1992 1 year ago
Mr Merry has certainly a point in the end :-).
finehomemadewine 1 year ago
I would why Christian Oe Catholic Histoicial People banned Christmas that has something to do with CHirstianity
Sonicadvaned09 1 year ago
@Sonicadvaned09 PURITAN!, not catholic, please! ..!-)
finehomemadewine 1 year ago
@finehomemadewine Yeah forgot to delete and replace it
Sonicadvaned09 1 year ago
@Sonicadvaned09 Don't quote me but i think by the time Cromwell came around Christmas had become a reason to party down. Imagine if you will Christmas being the equivalent of Led Zeppelin, Motley Crue, Van Halen, Guns and Roses, and AC/Dc coming to town all of the same day. With prostitution, opium, no last call, and all night all you can eat Chinese buffet.
I also think that's why they came up with Boxing Day. So Christmas remains a holy sacred and Boxing Day is is the party day,
nellgwenn 3 months ago
tbh "Silence" is quite a nice name for a baby girl....
drtrekwars 1 year ago
@drtrekwars I call our babbies: "SILENCE!" all the time actually..
finehomemadewine 1 year ago 2
@finehomemadewine what a coincidence. my mum calls all three of us "Be quiet" all the time. how strange...
Kerriangel 1 year ago
@Kerriangel Lovely, are You triplets? ..Actually I know a lady who has two sons called Johns- one is John Peterson and the other Johanson...
finehomemadewine 1 year ago
@finehomemadewine no but sometimes we are alladdressed by that name. and that is kinda weird
Kerriangel 1 year ago
@Kerriangel I guess the diminutive of that would be "Quiet."
nellgwenn 3 months ago
For Mr Merry: I'm the king who brought back partying!
Natulcien1992 1 year ago
great news oliver cromwell corpse was beheaded his headless body throw in to a pit and head pass aroud till 1960
lampgirl100 1 year ago
most of the purtians left to go to america :L
mrmattusftw 1 year ago
vote for fun, its not sinful :D
yogasp 1 year ago 2
vote for restoration :D
yogasp 1 year ago
Question: if this is wife swap, why is Mrs mesrible bring her baby?
thephysicwerewolf 1 year ago
@thephysicwerewolf If you had a baby, would you give it to a woman you have never met?
And off course, it's for the 'Silence!' joke :-)
ViccardXViccc 1 year ago
@ViccardXViccc I guess
thephysicwerewolf 1 year ago
@thephysicwerewolf ;-)
ViccardXViccc 1 year ago
@ViccardXViccc
probably too young to be left alone
Caitipie1 1 year ago
man it must have been hell wnen oliver cromwell ruled the county
lampgirl100 1 year ago
hehehe... and yet the Puritans won ;P
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herisee 1 year ago
"Music is sinful"
"Dancing is sinful"
"Drinking is sinful"
"Fun is sinful"
fedelede2 1 year ago 2
@greenq618 If christ had not died, thou has been damned.
I'm pretty sure that's it
lilyz81 1 year ago
"You...like telling people off don't you?"
"Well yes we do."
"And that was fun wasn't it?"
"...yes."
"Tell me, isn't fun sinful?"
"You sinful Jessabell"
"Oh you're going to burn in Hell"
xDDD <3 matt's face at the end x
lilyz81 1 year ago
"Well atleast let me get you a drink-"
"Drinking is sinful."
"Obviously..."
CapriSunAddicted 1 year ago 2
Breathing and living is sinful. Pooing is sinful. Weeing is sinful. Dying is sinful.
lol imagine.
betterunknown 1 year ago
silence wow they need better names
Commisar1000 1 year ago
Are there still Puritans around? Just wondering... :D
dasmysteryman12 1 year ago 28
It depends what you mean by a Puritan. My church are in the Puritan tradition.
DeeperRootsProject 1 year ago 15
@DeeperRootsProject writing comment is a sinful! :P
urmo345 1 year ago
@dasmysteryman12 If I remember my history correctly, the quakers are the modern-day descendents of the puritans.
abc101090 1 year ago
@abc101090 not technically, only some are, most were not
CaligirlSofia 1 year ago
@abc101090 As many protestant churches :-), don´t we just LOVE our pervy ways?!,.. I do anyway..
finehomemadewine 1 year ago
@dasmysteryman12 go to alabama
donorleone 1 year ago
@dasmysteryman12 yes they do. some call them Wasps!
weirddjmike 9 months ago in playlist Horrible Histories
Wow, I would NOT be a good Puritan wife!
ShatteredxSpiritx 1 year ago
lol at 3:54
talzO9 1 year ago