Rockos modern life- Fortune Cookie

[MarksAsianFriend]

is it me, or have cartoons been dumbed down since the 90s?

[SonicFamilyGal]

@MarksAsianFriend Thank goodness for relying on cartoons to juice up our brains with essential knowledge besides just school and strict parenting methods! We must be the brainiest generation ever to exist on the face of the planet!

[MarksAsianFriend]

@SonicFamilyGal haha i wasnt saying cartoons are the only way kids learn, im just saying 90s cartoons' humor seemed to take more thinking and was more clever

[SonicFamilyGal]

@MarksAsianFriend Hmm...so I guess kids back then weren't to scared to learn from school and strict parenting methods, regardless of how "unfair" some might've thought it was.

[wallkott]

:yaoming:



[ImPedoBear1]

:trollface:

[phamill289]

@ImPedoBear1 :fu:

[ImPedoBear1]

@phamill289 :ummm:

[phamill289]

@ImPedoBear1 :nyan: i bet other ppl like wtf!?

[Zabber44]

Penis.. Insta top comment.

[tweeniegirlz]

I mean cute

[demoman87]

i like how rocko uses his chopsticks with both hands LOL

[patsrule1112]

listen to what the guy says in the beginning ,go to 2:40, then 3:36

[R0ckG1r7]

He's Mr. Lucky.

[StoryWB]

They dont put real shit like this on tv anymore.. little alone on nickoledeon

[R0ckG1r7]

A black cat crosses your path = bad luck

A black cat walks up to you = good luck

[sidiqmk]

i consider myself slightly less lucky because I watched this initially as a kid.. It would be so awesome to have first dibs on this as an adult.. I think toons back then spoke more to adults but only entertained kids.. now it's all about ben 10.. which i guess is today's ninja turtles or he-man..

[GeronKizan]

The guy in the beginning was typing out messages but was pulling messages ontop of the paper....but then again it is a cartoon.

[Bouchon211]

@GeronKizan He was also an elephant....

[FreshNapp]

@GeronKizan Notice he types out the word extreme but the word doesnt make it onto the final fortune cookie slip.

[GeronKizan]

@FreshNapp my god.

[SingingHabboStar]

love it



[HazelthePunkRocker]

DUDE! I loved this show SOO much when I was a kid! It was the most amazing thing on tv to me lol :D It's great to see it again!

[Blackdragon5151]

TROLOLOLOLOL

[InRealTime769]

Filbert is the original awkward turtle

[waxination]

Joe Murray made a new show called "Frog in a Suit", you can watch the first episode free on youtube. He needs your support.

[h4xx012151337]

Bad kuck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity... IN BED ;D

[TDIdialgagirl]

Why was Filbert dressed like that in the beggining?

[thejohnman109]

i miss this cartoon along with Angry Beavers

[OMBIC]

7 people are fags

[cmm98]

i feel like im 12 years old watching this(=...miss the good ol days(=

[GarlicPudding]

Bad luck and misfortune will infest 7 people's pathetic souls for all eternity.

[Sardarkar]

those cats are cute.

[jennifervaleiz]

no me gusta

[HeavyMellowPro]

I love how jewish Filbert is.

[Supertron5000]

@HeavyMellowPro Yes, i noticed he resembles a stereotypical Jew in appearance, voice, and mannerisms.

[elvaelvirababe]

@HeavyMellowPro LOL, that's because the character development was inspired by Woody Allen.

[th3azscorpio]

rockos modern life, ren and stimpy, angry beavers, and invader zim were the absolute best! they were just epic!

[Xmb3rr]

when nickelodeon was THE SHIT!!! now its just a piece of shit >.> OLD NICK COME BACK!!!!

[cpcoasternut]

@Xmb3rr amen! kids think the nick thats on now is awesome, they need to watch 90's nick.. when it was worth not doing your home work and staying up late

[brendonian]

Aww, it ended right before the nipples of the future XD

[meowkie]

Honestly, Filbert, you had to be pretty lucky to get that ONE fortune cookie. :3

[extracredit100]

the ONLY other good cartoon on t.v. now besides family guy and south park is the misadventures of flapjack. thats the only zany crazy cartoon they will have thats any good. chowder is OK at best.

[80sgirl2010]

Yeah, Futurama, South Park, Camp Lazlo, As Told By Ginger, Ice Age, Over The Hedge and Shrek 1 have been my favorite cartoons of the last 10 years. Cartoons

have hit a real dry spell.

[extracredit100]

@80sgirl2010 you know what it is is a censorship thing. i mean there are still TINY lil enuendos here and there in cartoons. but not as much so as the older ones. like mid 90's and late 90's cartoons. theres a big block on what can and cant be done anymore. lotta complaining parents and old farts. one of the many goals i have in life besides owning a sports car and a fancy shmancy house is owning all the old cartoons i used to love... like the dvd's. itd be like opening a year book

[shepdani]

TopHATTwaffle sounds EXACTLY like filbert..Only gayer..

[LegacyGTO]

@shepdani

i fucking agree

[LauDor08]

@shepdani I fucking agree, too. now thumbs upme 10 times. :)

[chosen619]

my aunt got filburt's fortune specially made for me for my ninth birthday XD

[kayurahkl]

"Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."

[CebuLips9]

Gee filbert, you're irregular!

[czarnykotdiabel]

I love Rocko!

[acefanaticishot]

BRING BACK ROCKO!!!!!

[2837sharding]

big mans nipples of the future, LOL

[13madpar]

thank god for people like you who give us back these shows!

[CoolerKing37]

I bet that's how the really make the fortune cookies.

[dnasty312]

i love Filburt

btw his last name's Shellbach

[2837sharding]

LoL, why the hell was Filbert dressed up as a flower? & BIg mans Nipples of the future

[lolch33s3bug3r]

The only really good new cartoon that has recently come out that truly captures the complete and utter stupidity/random-ness of the old cartoons is probably Adventure time with finn and jake...plus jake is played by Bender...who can't love that?

[MysticArksRevenge]

@lolch33s3bug3r I don't. I prefer this over Adventure Time.

[Skunginoggin345]

Not That it Matters but the name Filbert actually means "Brilliant"

[TDIdialgagirl]

1:31

why was he dressed like a flower in the first place?

[MPCvideostuff]

I was at a Chinese restaurant yesterday with my family and somebody asked me whats your say and I basically did at 2:37

[TheMantisTycoon]

You ended it at the most disturbing part. :D

[num1Jaysta]

IM MISTA LUCKY!

[2470427]

for a turtle filberts fast as fuck lol

[LizLovesLollipops]

i love you filbert

[1androo2]

...i couldve sworn that the elephant guy went crazy and typed that over and over and over and over and over in a manic fit of rage..... hmm..

[ortonfan166]

@1androo2

nah, you're thinking of when filburt took a big bag of fortune cookies, opened all of them, and got that same fortune over and over and over again until he went into a manic fit of rage

[1androo2]

@ortonfan166 o.O i thought that was the same episode?

[ortonfan166]

@1androo2

it is the same episode. this isn't the full version of it, just half of it

[1androo2]

@ortonfan166 oh ok lol

[TheRockoFan]

Rocko's Modern Life us't to be a hit. :(

[dogmeatpal]

JUST

[Ghost3118]

"I'm gonna drop the big one!" Lol... Fucking CLASSIC....

[Afghanistam]

ROCKO!!!!! I CONSIDERED MYSELF VERY LUCKY AND PRIVILEDGED TO BE ABLE TO WATCH THIS AND ALL THE OTHER OLD CLASSICS like ren and stimpy, hey arnold, salute your shorts, secret world of alex mac, global guts, adventures of pete and pete, angry beavers, ah real monsters, rugrats, doug!!!! IIIIIM MISTER LUCKY!!!!!

[GeneralRazor]

@Afghanistam Salute your shorts y Real monsters was ehhh but Angry Beavers now there is a classic that was taken off when Beaverman360's account got suspended!

[GeneralRazor]

@gnetikjakhammer you come to my place and insult me? Go forth and die! Or whatever idk either way

[MrLaxdude89]

@GeneralRazor u shoulda continued to the funniest part, nippls of the future!

[1androo2]

@gnetikjakhammer =C

[Underboss85]

@gnetikjakhammer fucking troll

[GeneralRazor]

@Underboss85 NO, I am the troll here he is kid shit

[joseaca]

@GeneralRazor doug was also average, honestly

[Bouchon211]

@GeneralRazor Ahh real monsters was awesome!!

[MetallicaFan035]

@Afghanistam I loved pete and pete lol and hey arnold, best episode was when Mr. Wynn turned into Randy Travis basically

[80sgirl2010]

Hey Arnold was really good. My brother and I were a little older when that one was

new, but we'd still be laughing.

[StevieCybernetik010]

The sound effect usage in this show was damn brilliant xD

[TheSakurahokage]

I miss this show!

[larz25000]

I loved/love Rocko!

[LocustKingX]

Green elephant dude is an epic troll.

[LocustKingX]

The green elephant dude's an epic troll.

[jollycynic]

honest to fucking god I got a fortune cookie that said " Pick another fortune cookie." I still have it.

[spongebobG1]

hes bizy getting laid ha

[ranelproductions]

I would've took one of those cats and bring it home.

[xxxslash616xxx]

HAHAHAHA I love that fortune cookie! It's pure humor. The new cartoons have nothing near that kind of humor nowadays and they suck. Also the hidden adult humor "Indulge your fantasies love and romance await" XD

[F5G6H5]

LMAO

[datswassup07]

the sound effects on this show were so epic

[petrielover01]

I LOVE FILBERT!

[aly0104]

i watched this show when i was a kid and it was my fave! my parents thought it was really weird though haha

[BinkyBurg]

I recite this exact quote every time i eat Chinese food, it makes everyone laugh. this cartoon is soooooo awesome, i don't know why it got canned :(

[italianman1992]

lolz my dad and I laugh so hard at all those cats chasing Filburt.

[fourtywpm]

That's such a messed up thing to write in a fortune cookie, but it's so funny lol

I like the look on the elephants face after he writes that message.

[elcosmonaut]

God, this was the best show ever!

[abcjc1]

i miss the old nickelodeon shows, doug, ahh real monsters, rugrats, rockos modern life, ren and stimpy, the good old days

[tehetehe100]

I love this show yes invader zim is better but I miss it.

[Griffith101]

Wow the you really tell how horrible the direction is after watching Invader Zim.....But Jhonan gave a fuck thats the differance.

[flavorskunk]

philbeert remindes me of gourge on sienfeild

[Pikachu2537]

Just started thinking of Camp Lazo.xP

[GeneralRazor]

@Pikachu2537 same creator Joel Murray and same voice actor Carlos Alazuraqi or however you fucking spell it

[RealianURTV]

@GeneralRazor except this show is more funnier

[toadettegirl12]

@Pikachu2537 coz da person woo plays rocko plays lazlo

[glunamisteriosa]

@Pikachu2537

he is a cute monkey

[LooksGrim]

@Pikachu2537 Both are awesome shows that got replaced with absolute garbage.

[subzero831]

lol @ 3:00 "Stop trying to make a federal case out of it!"

[Borntobedamned]

Filbert is so adorable!

[Moritasan2040]

The nipples!! They go CRAZY~~!!!

[whatismynamelmfao]

miss this show...

[FvckTheFvckingSystem]

Me too...

[roguetrip99]

Is Filburt supposed to be a Jewish stereotype, like Kyle's parents in South Park?

[blingythingy1994]

@roguetrip99 i guess so, then rocko is also an australian sterotype, and heffer is probably like a southerner or something, since hes a cow

[madhayro2]

Filburt kind of reminds me of Woody Allen

[xxMCRvenomxx]

this makes me feel old :[

[ghostbuster56]

same here im turning 23 soon and I miss all these old nicktoons

[chickenpiev2]

Rocko is Lazlo and the filbert is Edward from Camp Lazlo right?

[PennyLane6383]

The pigeon sounds alot like John C. Reily, lol

[katygirl244]

i soooo love this show!!!

[degosaru]

The cartoons of the 90s were the best! I think that most new cartoons are childish...

BTW Rocko's Modern Life is so underrated.

[Hollowgrover]

haha. Poor Filbert

[Lemonjelllo]

I'M A PIGEON FA CORN SAKE!

[fayget1]

theres no part 2?

[msdsway]

ne1 see the sexual inuendos

[golem72002]

hhahahaha I'm gona drop the big one HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redsox1002003]

i say that everytime i open up a fortune cookie

[msdsway]

i no right just thinkn of all the 90s toons so great man now im gettn all sentimental

[23Emilyrules23]

this show was canlelld probably because the creator stephen hillenberg moved on from rockos to SpogeBob and probably becau they lost viewers

[Piledriver86]

@jbcards56 Because kids today are retarded and will watch any crap the networks put on, and since the hsit they have now is cheaper than... you know, GOOD shows, they dont need to even try

[bluescholarship]

@jbcards56 I do the exact same thing! No matter what fortune cookie I get.... nope, it's always bad luck and misfortune for all eternity. RIP good cartoons...

[PaulSnake10]

@jbcards56 Nicktoons wasnt cancelled its on Direct TV lol im just saying....your welcome for the anwser i think?....lol

[wayne62682]

@jbcards56 My girlfriend does that too every time we go for Chinese. It's hilarious.

[Punk4Life408]

classic

[Excalibur32]

hahaha this show was great, and still is!

[ThatJustHappenedProd]

The 90's fuggin kicked butt

[LunaP1]

Everywhere Filbert when wewird shit started happening to him.

Filbert: I'm mister lucky!

 Yah right. XD

[HHimmler33]

lololhaaha I LOVED this show when I was younger! ***** of course :)

[FordGT8806]

@HHimmler33 I still love this show and I'm 21!

[Bladewing10]

Um, anyone know why Filburt was dressed like a flower at the beginning?

[HHimmler33]

lol

[redips]

@bladewing10 maybe because he's a fag. lol

[MRbmxNick]

i misss this cartoons and alot of the 90 ones to i grew up with this stuff just wish i could go back in time to see them all over :(

[FordGT8806]

@MRbmxNick Amazon has come out with a lot of 90's Nickelodeon DVD's but still no full seasons of Rocko's Modern Life!(

[riagold2]

Why did they take this away from me?

:(

[Zoidberg227]

Because they are horrible bastards who hate us and wish us to be unhappy.

[EMandQF]

@Zoidberg227 agreed. i really hate these new cartoons that are really f*****g stupid..

[glunamisteriosa]

@Zoidberg227

i guess nickelodeon hates us!:(

[copnite12342]

@Zoidberg227 other than that they wanna make money off icalry songds and sponge bob merchandise

[gotafacelikemurderx]

all the new nickelodeon shows look the same. everyone who uses cgi to make 3d computer-esque figures (ie: all of their shows currently) for some reason makes all their characters look like everyone elses! i can't even differentiate the shows they play now.

[tacotacotacoify]

OH MY GAWD!!!!!! ZIM IS BACK!!!! i was watching danny phantom on nicktoons network(their ONLY good show) and this commercial came on and it said that Invader Zim was coming back in march! CAN'T WAIT UNTIL MARCH!!!!!!

[RotRotful]

Damn, I think the cats were out for him....

[generalidaho]

Totally love this. The cats! Hahaha!

[scrispy12]

I grew up to this

[TexazABN91]

naaa man its basically all 90's kids :[ its a dam shame kids these days dont have shows like this....its mostly bullshit now a days

[Nickgamereviews]

Say dat to the FCC

[bigmacsama]

Man, tell me about it. Today's cartoons are an insult to everybody...They're rude, unfunny, and most of all...just stupid that doesn't have anything humorous. They should bring back old cartoons we all grew up in.

[tacotacotacoify]

yea,old cartoons actually made SOME sense too,they werent just completly random.

[tacotacotacoify]

has anyone else noticed that since nick cancelled all their old shows(i.e. invader zim,rocko's modern life,kablam!,etc.),they've become really sucky? or is it just me?

[Lemonjelllo]

Yeah man. Invader Zim was the last good show they canceled. Sponge Bob is alright but it's also starting to suck. Bring me back some Hey Arnold, Rocko, Ahh! Real Monsters and Slime Time. That shit was champion.

[23Emilyrules23]

u in UK? cause if you ar thres toon nick where all the old shows are...well....shown!!!

[quakeroats0316]

i can't believe children watched this show...this is what was great about the 90s

[SiXiXiX]

Notice how it looks like piles of nutsacks behind the typist rather than piles of cookies? 0:16 - 0:58

[Moonbabe1989]

Lol i loved the sound effects this show always had! like when filburt opens his mouth really wide and bangs on the table with his fist lol so funny! this show was the best!